Author Topic: "A black sheriff?!": The Official Topic of Obama and New Era American Politics (Read 2100072 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:11:17 PM »

Mandark must have threatened to send a golem into the Disney vault to destroy shit

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #121 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on January 20, 2009, 02:55:17 PM

So is this the end of black presidents in Hollywood movies?

Well if they use black presidents now, people will say they are just trying to be politically correct. Even though they did it before.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #122 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:16:54 PM »

sorry to drop a truth nuke in here, but telling other people to stop posting (even manabyte) is pretty fucking stupid considering it takes all of one second to click an ignore button

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #123 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »

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This user is currently ignored.

Sorry, what?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #124 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2009, 03:16:54 PM

sorry to drop a truth nuke in here, but telling other people to stop posting (even manabyte) is pretty fucking stupid considering it takes all of one second to click an ignore button

He didn't tell him to do to stop posting. He just asked him questions.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #125 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:19:26 PM »

malek ignored me like pussy ignores him

Crushed · « **Reply #126 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:21:47 PM »

http://media.prefixmag.com/site_media/uploads/mp3s/young-jeezy-nas-my-president-is-black.mp3

willco or demi, embed this on forums

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #127 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:23:34 PM »

leper crushed

drew · « **Reply #128 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:25:02 PM »

cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

y2kev · « **Reply #129 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:27:45 PM »

holy fuck

mandark

drew · « **Reply #130 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »

while were on the subject

who the fuck is mandark?

im not kidding

how is someone i dont know an icon?

must live in Seattle

Tauntaun · « **Reply #131 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:32:41 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on January 20, 2009, 03:29:50 PM

while were on the subject

who the fuck is mandark?

im not kidding

how is someone i dont know an icon?

must live in Seattle

Used to be a mod on some gay forum (the bad kind, like with AIDS) then came to EB to escape the AIDS (a la kosma) and has been getting nekkid ever since.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #132 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:33:23 PM »

I think he used to admin/mod for gaf. Currently banned.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #133 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:33:53 PM »

let's all get naked and eat fried chicken in celebration of this historic election

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #134 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:34:37 PM »

He's FoC's joke account

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #135 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:35:58 PM »

Not to change the subject, but y'all seen the banking stocks today?

I say we get an over/under pool going for full industry nationalization.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #136 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:41:05 PM »

Mandark is the Emperor of Funky Town

Bocsius · « **Reply #137 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:44:14 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 20, 2009, 03:35:58 PM

Not to change the subject, but y'all seen the banking stocks today?

I say we get an over/under pool going for full industry nationalization.

The big government socialists just left power, though.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #138 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:44:28 PM »

I like fried chicken so much.

But i can't eat it now, i have to eat healthy. $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #139 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:45:09 PM »

ManaByte is my joke account

Tauntaun · « **Reply #140 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2009, 03:33:53 PM

let's all get naked and eat fried chicken in celebration of this historic election

We could take the skin and put it on our wangs then munch away.

Brings new meaning to the saying "sucked the meat off the bone."

Brehvolution · « **Reply #141 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:51:13 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #142 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:18:24 PM »

now that that's out of the way, can we stop focusing on the president and try to actually fix stuff?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #143 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:22:04 PM »

royal bank of scotland and state street one-two punch to the market's gut

:'(

socialism can't get here soon enough

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #144 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:22:34 PM »

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=76085

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #145 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:31:48 PM »

Shittybank back under $5 a share and Wells Fargo getting a 25% share haircut didn't help either. Shittybank because they just got a special Shittygroup bailout for them, and WF because they were one of the few banks that so far that didn't have such enormous problems.

I suggest a nationalization of banks and then a "santization" of executives and boardmembers.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #146 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:35:44 PM »

ShittyField :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #147 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:39:58 PM »

Canadian Banks are doing fine.

Bocsius · « **Reply #148 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:44:26 PM »

They have banks in Canada? I thought everything was on the bartering system up there.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #149 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:47:56 PM »

Once your shitty banks are all under, you'll be begging for Canadian beaver pelts.

Bocsius · « **Reply #150 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:50:53 PM »

I know a guy who can send me hollowed out moose carcasses for a few barrels of syrup. Then again, what would I store in the carcasses if I send him the syrup? Come to think of it, I already have barrels.

I'm beginning to think this whole transaction is a scam.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #151 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 20, 2009, 01:00:30 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2009, 12:55:51 PM
why can't white people ever get it right?

kfc sucks. black people go to their local ghetto join or popeyes. any negro you see at kfc has no standards or is hungry as fuck

maf insists i need to go to popeye's for the proper fastfood chik'n experience -- or at least for decent read beans and rice. i smell a renton roadtrip

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #152 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:12:57 PM »

That's racist!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Fragamemnon · « **Reply #153 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:15:31 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on January 20, 2009, 04:50:53 PM

I know a guy who can send me hollowed out moose carcasses for a few barrels of syrup. Then again, what would I store in the carcasses if I send him the syrup? Come to think of it, I already have barrels.

I'm beginning to think this whole transaction is a scam.

can you get the moose meat instead? mooseburgers! :palincry

the bank of america thing is just $:-\$ . Paulson's work as treasury secretary has been a monumental disaster, and I bet history will hate on him more than they will Rumsfeld or any of the DOD neocon flunkies.

Oblivion · « **Reply #154 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:15:49 PM »

What's with all this badmouthing KFC all of a sudden?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #155 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:16:31 PM »

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"[Obama is] just one of those guys, you know, like Will Smith. There's no Will Smith jokes. There's no Brad Pitt jokes. You know, what are you going to say? "Ooh, you used to have sex with Jennifer Anniston. Now you have sex with Angelina Jolie. You're such a loser." What do you say? "Ooh, your movies are big. You make $20 million." There's nothing to say about Brad Pitt...[With Obama it's] like "Ooh, you're young and virile and you've got a beautiful wife and kids. You're the first African-American president." You know, what do you say?," - Chris Rock.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/01/19/chris.rock.kill.the.messenger/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #156 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:16:57 PM »

kfc is pretty weak if you have a popeyes or bojangles around, IMO.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #157 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »

obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #158 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM

obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

I always knew Fragamemnon secretly thought that the Republican Party was great.

Oblivion · « **Reply #159 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:22:07 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:16:57 PM

kfc is pretty weak if you have a popeyes or bojangles around, IMO.

I dunno, whatever they put on the skin with KFC is pretty damn tasty, in comparison to Popeye's at least. Never heard of Bojangles, tho.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #160 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on January 20, 2009, 05:22:07 PM

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:16:57 PM
kfc is pretty weak if you have a popeyes or bojangles around, IMO.

I dunno, whatever they put on the skin with KFC is pretty damn tasty.

salt

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #161 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:24:34 PM »

i'm looking forward to socialism

a lot of you make way more than i do, and i can't wait until you're paying for all my shit

Crushed · « **Reply #162 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:25:44 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM

obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

if one of his first acts isn't the trial and execution of the entire bush administration for crimes against humanity, then obama = disappointment total

Oblivion · « **Reply #163 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:28:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2009, 05:16:31 PM

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"[Obama is] just one of those guys, you know, like Will Smith. There's no Will Smith jokes. There's no Brad Pitt jokes. You know, what are you going to say? "Ooh, you used to have sex with Jennifer Anniston. Now you have sex with Angelina Jolie. You're such a loser." What do you say? "Ooh, your movies are big. You make $20 million." There's nothing to say about Brad Pitt...[With Obama it's] like "Ooh, you're young and virile and you've got a beautiful wife and kids. You're the first African-American president." You know, what do you say?," - Chris Rock.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/01/19/chris.rock.kill.the.messenger/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

I do have to say. What impressed me most about Obama wasn't that he was a darkie that got lucky, but just the fact that he seems like the most unassailable politician in history. It's nigh impossible to make fun of the guy. He really is the magical distinguished black fellow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #164 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:35:36 PM »

You can mock him as the "messiah" ala Rush, but even that rings hollow. He's a genuinely cool guy who treats people fairly. It's no wonder why people on the fringes of the right are so scared of him. Obama may strongly disagree with someone but he's going to go out his way to hear their argument. People like Rush/Palin/etc and the other "good vs evil" people need to evolve.

If Obama has a relatively good first term and stays out of trouble...what will the republicans be able to do in 2012?

demi · « **Reply #165 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:43:27 PM »

What happened with ManaByte? Tell me or so help me god I will loop that song on the forum

Robo · « **Reply #166 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 05:22:33 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on January 20, 2009, 05:22:07 PM
Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:16:57 PM
kfc is pretty weak if you have a popeyes or bojangles around, IMO.

I dunno, whatever they put on the skin with KFC is pretty damn tasty.
salt

it's chicken-scented shampoo. hides the cardboard smell.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #167 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:54:50 PM »

I once had a nightmare about fried-chicken-flavored ice cream. It was the worst dream I've ever had.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #168 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on January 20, 2009, 05:25:44 PM

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM
obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

if one of his first acts isn't the trial and execution of the entire bush administration for crimes against humanity, then obama = disappointment total

crushed

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #169 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 20, 2009, 06:01:08 PM

Quote from: Crushed on January 20, 2009, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM
obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

if one of his first acts isn't the trial and execution of the entire bush administration for crimes against humanity, then obama = disappointment total

crushed

Everything we've seen so far suggests otherwise. He hugs Bush and then secretly poisons Byrd and Kennedy? Closet Republican total.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #170 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:22:04 PM »

So I see this posted on somebody's facebook page:

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well i thinkg we need more people to protest like me and maybe we will start a mass riot against the liberal communistic bastard of a president we have

I can understand not liking him for his policies, but this guy doesn't even know wtf he's talking about.

Cheebs · « **Reply #171 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:37:42 PM »

Obama won't push the trial of anything like that. He is trying to be as non-partisan as possible. He doesn't want the dems vs. republicans mindset.

archie4208 · « **Reply #172 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:40:39 PM »

Was listening to Hannity on the way home from work today. Hoo boy he is a bitter little man.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #173 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM

obama should sign into law a bill renaming the Republican Party to "Great Enemy of the People".

Frag

Butthurt republican believe only a white, rich guy should be president. They fail to see how refreshing it is to NOT have a big oil or corporate mouth piece running the nation.
A fatherless child who put himself through Harvard is still a filthy poor in their eyes.
smh

Cheebs · « **Reply #174 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:58:35 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 20, 2009, 06:52:59 PM

A fatherless child who put himself through Harvard is still a filthy poor in their eyes.
smh

He was still paying off student loans till 2007. Those type of republicans probably don't even know what a student loan is.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #175 on:** January 20, 2009, 07:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 20, 2009, 06:58:35 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 20, 2009, 06:52:59 PM

A fatherless child who put himself through Harvard is still a filthy poor in their eyes.
smh
He was still paying off student loans till 2007. Those type of republicans probably don't even know what a student loan is.

True.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #176 on:** January 20, 2009, 07:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 20, 2009, 06:58:35 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 20, 2009, 06:52:59 PM

A fatherless child who put himself through Harvard is still a filthy poor in their eyes.
smh
He was still paying off student loans till 2007. Those type of republicans probably don't even know what a student loan is.

Goddamn, is that true.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #177 on:** January 20, 2009, 07:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2009, 05:35:36 PM

You can mock him as the "messiah" ala Rush, but even that rings hollow. He's a genuinely cool guy who treats people fairly. It's no wonder why people on the fringes of the right are so scared of him. Obama may strongly disagree with someone but he's going to go out his way to hear their argument. People like Rush/Palin/etc and the other "good vs evil" people need to evolve.

I think that is what steams the right wing's clams more than anything. Obama isn't partisan enough, making their job much tougher to really do. So they invent stuff or have various meltdowns. For the next 4-8 years, we'll be seeing a lot of desperate straw grasping and I'll love every minute of it.

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If Obama has a relatively good first term and stays out of trouble...what will the republicans be able to do in 2012?

Continue to vent impotent rage and then kill off the remaining scraps of the GOP by having a Palin ticket.

Oblivion · « **Reply #178 on:** January 20, 2009, 07:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 20, 2009, 06:58:35 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 20, 2009, 06:52:59 PM

A fatherless child who put himself through Harvard is still a filthy poor in their eyes.
smh
He was still paying off student loans till 2007. Those type of republicans probably don't even know what a student loan is.

Wow, so he's a filthy poor too?

cool breeze · « **Reply #179 on:** January 20, 2009, 07:15:04 PM »

http://i.gizmodo.com/5135625/cnns-inauguration-day-photosynth-compiles-crowdsourced-photos-in-3d-but-its-no-hologram

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Author Topic: "A black sheriff?!": The Official Topic of Obama and New Era American Politics (Read 2100072 times)