Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral (Read 14032 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 03, 2009, 10:15:24 AM »

Imagine, people weeping and crying over his casket and then a - bam! - a puff of smoke and fireworks go off. The smoke clears and he jumps out of his casket, landing on the floor as jets of fire shoot out in front of the stage and the opening cue from Thriller starts.

That would be so awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:23:53 AM »

I hope this is the case!

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:25:37 AM »

[youtube=560,345]b54tTBU_u7k[/youtube]

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:29:48 AM »

And then the double irony when he keels over in the first number.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:31:17 AM »

That reminds me of that MSNBC reporter Jon Stewart mocked who said, "We're witnessing history here - Michael Jackson can only die once."

O RLY?

Veidt · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:30:01 AM »

That'd actually be awesome.

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on July 03, 2009, 11:30:01 AM

That'd actually be awesome.

No it wouldn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:11:20 PM »

How would it not be awesome?

His memorial service is already at the Staples Center - is there a better venue for the comeback tour of the century?

MICHAEL RESURRECTED! NEW HIT ALBUM!

Jesus will be so jealous.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:13:00 PM »

I've been hoping he faked his death for awhile now. That said, he'd have no reason to give up the ruse so quickly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:17:12 PM »

He's in Cuba with Tupac right now, laughing at us.

Would that be the greatest hoax in...like ever?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:19:28 PM »

MICHAEL: RESURRECTED
JESUS ROSE IN THREE DAYS... BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE CHOREOGRAPHY.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:21:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2009, 12:17:12 PM

He's in Cuba with Tupac right now, laughing at us.

Would that be the greatest hoax in...like ever?

No.

ManaByte · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:24:13 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 03, 2009, 11:38:18 AM

Well, they are charging ticket prices.....

Huh? Wat? No they aren't. The tickets are free.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090703/D996VPU00.html

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Randy Phillips, chief executive of AEG Live, which owns the Staples Center and was Jackson's promoter, said tickets would be free. He was not sure how they would be distributed. A press conference to announce further details was planned for Friday.

ManaByte · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:36:29 PM »

Dude, there was never a $25 price. They've been saying from the inception that it would be free. At least that's what they've been saying on all LA area radio stations, including the largest one in the fucking country.

ManaByte · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:46:30 PM »

Sorry, I take the word of actual news over the Octomom tabloid site. That site's basically Perez Hilton without the photoshopped cocks.

They claim they learned it "exclusively" yesterday? Uh huh. Local LA news was reporting on Staples center as early as MONDAY.

ManaByte · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:25:43 PM »

Tickets are FREE...via lottery
http://staplescenter.com/memorial.php

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:28:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2009, 10:15:24 AM

Imagine, people weeping and crying over his casket and then a - bam! - a puff of smoke and fireworks go off. The smoke clears and he jumps out of his casket, landing on the floor as jets of fire shoot out in front of the stage and the opening cue from Thriller starts.

That would be so awesome.

Then another puff of smoke, and the people that committed suicide over his death rise from the grave as zombies and start dancing around!

ManaByte · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:31:47 PM »

New clip from the last rehearsal:

ManaByte · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:36:49 PM »

This is what it says after signing up:

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Your registration for your chance to attend the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service has been received. If your application is successful, you will receive an email on Sunday, July 5, 2009 after 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time with your exclusive unique code and instructions on how to obtain your two free tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service.

A valid ticket will be required to enter the STAPLES Center and L.A. LIVE area on Tuesday, July 6, 2009.

The tickets will be distributed for either the public memorial service in STAPLES Center or a live television broadcast in the adjacent Nokia Theatre.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:37:59 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2009, 03:28:02 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
Imagine, people weeping and crying over his casket and then a - bam! - a puff of smoke and fireworks go off. The smoke clears and he jumps out of his casket, landing on the floor as jets of fire shoot out in front of the stage and the opening cue from Thriller starts.

That would be so awesome.

Then another puff of smoke, and the people that committed suicide over his death rise from the grave as zombies and start dancing around!

Yes!

Veidt · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:39:04 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on July 03, 2009, 03:31:47 PM

New clip from the last rehearsal:
(Image removed from quote.)

Well.... I guess he just.... "Moon" Walked himself, into an early grave........YEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!

ManaByte · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:41:41 PM »

I dare someone to make that their avatar on GAF and post in the MJ thread.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2009, 03:51:59 PM »

Real life Thriller would be amazing

ManaByte · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2009, 05:21:45 PM »

So how much do you think the memorial tickets can be scalped for?

Diunx · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2009, 05:30:16 PM »

It would only be awesome if 4 different MJ appear before his resurrection claiming to be the real one.

ManaByte · « **Reply #25 on:** July 03, 2009, 05:31:01 PM »

Local news just said LAPD is expecting 700,000-1,000,000 people to try to get into the Staples Center area on Tuesday. HOLY SHIT.

ManaByte · « **Reply #26 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:32:36 PM »

Over 500,000,000 people have signed up for tickets so far. 8,750 will win.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:06:01 PM »

The lottery is actually for 17,500 tickets.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:14:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2009, 12:19:28 PM

MICHAEL: RESURRECTED
JESUS ROSE IN THREE DAYS... BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE CHOREOGRAPHY.

ManaByte · « **Reply #29 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:30:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2009, 11:06:01 PM

The lottery is actually for 17,500 tickets.

Yes but each winner gets two wristbands. Thus only 8,750 winners are being chosen.

More details just came out on it.

The 8,750 winners will be notified after noon on Sunday. They'll be given a code to take to Ticketmaster and they'll get two wristbands. Then those with wristbands can somehow claim their tickets somewhere.

LAPD is closing a multi-square mile are of downtown LA sometime after midnight on Tuesday.

ManaByte · « **Reply #30 on:** July 04, 2009, 01:29:09 AM »

[youtube=560,345]
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MJ loved Demoral so much he sang about it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** July 04, 2009, 02:59:58 AM »

See, he is faking it!

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:10:05 AM »

That morphine song is rough as fuck. Except the really uncomfortable to listen to Demerol part (not because he died of it but it's just so out of place and it makes me hope nobody is actually hearing the same thing I am)

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #33 on:** July 04, 2009, 09:05:32 AM »

This reminds me of the The Onion article about Elvis Presley, "Elvis Dead: Is Elvis Alive?"

"Elvis Presley, 'The King of Rock and Roll,' was found dead in his mansion Tuesday, raising the question: Is Elvis Alive?"

cool breeze · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:11:21 PM »

change in plans!

he comes out and stops his fans from bludgeoning these guys, then breaks out into Beat it

Veidt · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:28:24 PM »

Wtf is that real?!
That is messed up.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:01:23 PM »

Fred Phelps just needs to die already.

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In 2003, before the fall of Saddam Hussein during the Iraq War, Phelps wrote Hussein a letter praising his regime for being, in his opinion, "the only Muslim state that allows the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ to be freely and openly preached on the streets."[68] Furthermore, he stated that he would like to send a delegation to Baghdad to "preach the Gospel" for one week. Hussein granted permission, and a group of WBC congregants traveled to Iraq to protest against the U.S. The WBC members stood on the streets of Baghdad holding signs condemning both Bill and Hillary Clinton, as well as anal sex.[69] After Hussein was executed in 2006, Phelps released a video commentary that stated that both Hussein and Gerald Ford (who had died the same week) were now in Hell.

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The entire Westboro congregation picketed a 1997 inaugural ball,[66] denouncing Gore as a "famous cigarillo pimp."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:18:25 PM »

"famous f@g pimp"

I'm not even sure if that'll be an insult in 10 years.

muckhole · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:32:53 PM »

Jackson's ghost on Larry King!

[youtube=560,345]9Am67-Sew7k[/youtube]

http://new.ca.music.yahoo.com/blogs/guestlist/22059/is-this-the-ghost-of-michael-jackson/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:10:50 AM »

THE DEAD LIVE!

muckhole · « **Reply #40 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:27:56 AM »

I can't even begin to imagine what a Michael Jackson haunting would consist of.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #41 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:38:37 AM »

The question is, if Michael Jackson wore a sheet to haunt people, would anyone notice?

bork · « **Reply #42 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:56:07 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 07, 2009, 12:27:56 AM

I can't even begin to imagine what a Michael Jackson haunting would consist of.

He did like a whole movie/musical on the very subject!

MJ WAS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING

tehjaybo · « **Reply #43 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:59:52 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2009, 10:29:31 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 07, 2009, 04:03:05 AM
Any of you dudes goin to the funeral?

Nope. Sold my ticket for $25.

ManaByte · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:11:39 PM »

It's starting.

Hollywood · « **Reply #45 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:16:58 PM »

What's the delay?

ManaByte · « **Reply #46 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »

It wouldn't be good for the president to attend the funeral of a child molester.

ManaByte · « **Reply #47 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on July 07, 2009, 02:16:58 PM

What's the delay?

A kid walked by the casket and Michael got stiff.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #48 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:20:16 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on July 07, 2009, 02:17:51 PM

Quote from: Hollywood on July 07, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
What's the delay?

A kid walked by the casket and Michael got stiff.

Oh wow.

ManaByte · « **Reply #49 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:23:44 PM »

Oh fuck. Kobe is there. He's going to try to turn it into the Kobe Show just like he does with the Lakers.

Hollywood · « **Reply #50 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:26:17 PM »

This has more of a quiet crowd than a Lakers home game.

ManaByte · « **Reply #51 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:27:02 PM »

LOL my friend just IM'ed me this:
"So an alleged rapist is at an alleged pedophile's memorial. oh the bitter irony."

ManaByte · « **Reply #52 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2009, 02:26:37 PM

He isn't a child molester, Mana.

What channel are you guys watching, BTW?

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I'm watching NBC's feed.

Hollywood · « **Reply #53 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:32:35 PM »

Here we go. Damn look at the cameras going off, shit, have some respect people.

Hollywood · « **Reply #54 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:36:13 PM »

You can hear single people yelling.

ManaByte · « **Reply #55 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:36:52 PM »

They don't see it as a funeral, it's just a free concert for them. Thus the yelling and camera flashes.

ManaByte · « **Reply #56 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:39:55 PM »

Stevie Wonder will sing You Are Not Alone. Watch.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:41:49 PM »

I heard that since he was mostly plastic, they were going to melt down his body and make legos out of it so the kids could play with him.

Hollywood · « **Reply #58 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:41:58 PM »

Mariah looks like she can barely sing.

ManaByte · « **Reply #59 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 07, 2009, 02:41:49 PM

I heard that since he was mostly plastic, they were going to melt down his body and make legos out of it so the kids could play with him.

Willco posted that joke in the death thread.

And they're melting him down into plastic bags. So he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.

News:

Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral (Read 14032 times)