Fuck you

[captainbiotch]

I barely knew who he was. I had to look at his post history.

And spotted there:

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, deal with the real problem, BAD PEOPLE."

I guess as long as you don't outright shoot someone, it's all good.

I didn't take any of his shit. Believe it or not this is as bad as I get. Unless you hit me...

Also, did you get his guns? 


edit: god damn it Eel 

[Flannel Boy]

The thing is, in todays fear mongering cowardly society, there are a lot of scared, stupid people such as yourself that would be incapable of handling the responsibility of carrying a firearm and using it effectively.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.

[captainbiotch]

what makes you think this is a gaming forum? we have a sub section full of cock pics

PRAISE THE LORD! Internet cock! Jk

[captainbiotch]

It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.

i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol

[Eel O'Brian]

ouch

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.

i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol

Care to post some?

[Flannel Boy]

cyanista?


 

[BlueTsunami]

What, what in my butt?!

[captainbiotch]

ouch

I've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy

[duckman2000]

I didn't take any of his shit. Believe it or not this is as bad as I get. Unless you hit me...

Well, you could sell them. What does he have?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

ouch

I've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy

Goddamnit, stop holding out and leak the goods.

[Great Rumbler]

Here's a video if you need some inspiration on how to handle this situation:

[youtube=560,345]BYF3LoLZDvw[/youtube]

[Eel O'Brian]

well, just make sure you and your baby are safe, take all the proper precautions, etc. (in other words, i'm not kidding about bringing up the gun collection to the cops)

if he's got such a short fuse that you yelling at him over his internet fuckups tweaks him to the point of throwing you on the floor and punching you a dozen times, you should take that at least halfway seriously

[Flannel Boy]

ouch

I've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy

Goddamnit, stop holding out and leak the goods.

 

[captainbiotch]

It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.

i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol

Care to post some?

I TOTALLY would but I destroyed his computer. although... I did pull something out before hand that looks like it might be some kind of memory storage lol (I am completely electronics distinguished mentally-challenged!)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Post what you got.  You might as well go all the way, right?  If he has the images from PMs or e-mails, they'll still be around.

[Flannel Boy]

I TOTALLY would but I destroyed his computer.

and this just gets more tragic.  :'(

[duckman2000]

well, just make sure you and your baby are safe, take all the proper precautions, etc. (in other words, i'm not kidding about bringing up the gun collection to the cops)

if he's got such a short fuse that you yelling at him over his internet fuckups tweaks him to the point of throwing you on the floor and punching you a dozen times, you should take that at least halfway seriously

Pretty much. Especially if there is a kid involved.

[captainbiotch]

ouch

I've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy

Goddamnit, stop holding out and leak the goods.

lol really they weren't goods. She's a little been had. Question: do guys like to slum it when they're being shiesty? Cause every time stuff like this goes down it's always a chick that's uglier than me and it kinda makes me sad. Well mostly grossed out. But a little sad too.

[The Fake Shemp]

I had more respect for Cyanista than that. Oh well.

We can scrub the accout - new username, new email, etc.

Its yours.

I highly doubt you'll hear from anyone. That particular poster isn't even active here.

Then we can have a countdown thread until his release from jail, and laugh when news trickles in that he was sodomized with baseball bats by a roving masked mob of angry vilgilantes!

[duckman2000]

Prettiness and/or a good personality can't compete with a willingness to show genitals on the internet. That's just how it is.

[captainbiotch]

ill post mine if you post hers
[/quotecrushed his computer between cement stairs and a 30 pound dumbell.

[Akala]

Prettiness and/or a good personality can't compete with a willingness to show genitals on the internet. That's just how it is.

truth.

[Eel O'Brian]

@ "a little been had"

i'm just gonna add that to my phrasebook right now

in answer to your question - boys do, men don't

[The Fake Shemp]

Right, Eel?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I had more respect for Cyanista than that. Oh well.

We can scrub the accout - new username, new email, etc.

Its yours.

I highly doubt you'll hear from anyone. That particular poster isn't even active here.

Then we can have a countdown thread until his release from jail, and laugh when news trickles in that he was sodomized with baseball bats by a roving masked mob of angry vilgilantes!

Didn't she basically abandon her kid and ran off for a couple of years?

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, i thought cyanista was a smart chica above slumming with internet fuckwits, but lol wimmen

ah well

i dunno the full story re: cyanista, but wasn't she married to ellrick? he seemed like an okay duder.

[The Fake Shemp]

No idea. I'm not an internet busybody.

[captainbiotch]

Prettiness and/or a good personality can't compete with a willingness to show genitals on the internet. That's just how it is.

good to know! Although. I don't know if mine are naked. I don't think they are but someone randomly asked me if I was the asain girl he posted a pic of. And I assume I am. But I haven't seen it. Hope hope hope it's not naked or worse though!!!!!!!!!! And it's more than looks an personality

[Eel O'Brian]

Right, Eel?

i am a man and not a boy, yes indeed

married, with child = grow up and stop dicking around with every awkwardly-angled blown-out contrast facebook picture on the internet

[lennedsay]

Post these Cyan pics. I wanna see if she's as rode-hard-and-put-away-wet as you claim.

[The Fake Shemp]

Let this be a lesson to all women that marry libertarians.

[captainbiotch]

@ "a little been had"

i'm just gonna add that to my phrasebook right now

in answer to your question - boys do, men don't

thank you!

[Flannel Boy]

It was love at first sight:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg216833#msg216833

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg216896#msg216896

[The Fake Shemp]

I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.

[duckman2000]

Women really should stop letting their boyfriends take nudie shots.

married, with child = grow up and stop dicking around with every awkwardly-angled blown-out contrast facebook picture on the internet

This is true.

Old domesticated people of EB

[Van Cruncheon]

No idea. I'm not an internet busybody.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



<joe elliot> WHIIITE KNIGHTNIN' </joe elliot>

[The Fake Shemp]

So by this logic, can we assume all libertarians are boys?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ellrick's fine.  There was some blowup at OA earlier this year about her abandoning her kid.  Normally OA rumors are bullshit until proven otherwise but her posts in that thread were a lot more evasive than one would expect if you did not abandon your kid.  Then Saint Cornelius lost his shit.

[The Fake Shemp]

Prole, I honestly don't know!

[Great Rumbler]

This thread went from weird/awkward to totally awesome really quick. I give it two thumbs up.

The guy gets two thumbs down though for being a blubbering, man-child Randroid.

[captainbiotch]

Let this be a lesson to all women that marry libertarians.

self proclaimed libertarian as well as philosopher, novelist, ladies man, the list is truely endless in regard to the real captainbiotchs length on self proclimations

[duckman2000]

Women really should stop letting their boyfriends take nudie shots.

uuuuuh no

Ignoring your wartridden dong for a second, if you can, you know I'm right.

[lennedsay]

Hmm.. can't tell of been-had status from those pics. More evidence required or case dismissed.

[Van Cruncheon]

Ellrick's fine.  There was some blowup at OA earlier this year about her abandoning her kid.  Normally OA rumors are bullshit until proven otherwise but her posts in that thread were a lot more evasive than one would expect if you did not abandon your kid.  Then Saint Cornelius lost his shit.

when does corny not lose his shit, though? rhetorical question: i know there was roughly 7 minutes in 1997 where his shit was totally found.

[captainbiotch]

I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.

I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

[The Fake Shemp]

I lol'd.

[Flannel Boy]

when does corny not lose his shit, though? rhetorical question: i know there was roughly 7 minutes in 1997 where his shit was totally found.

Get off of his dick.

[Eel O'Brian]

i think she is talking about the hoo ha pic mentioned earlier, lennedsay

[Van Cruncheon]

So by this logic, can we assume all libertarians are boys?

i think megan mcardle's packin', and we KNOW ayn rand had a clit the size of a cocktail weenie, so, um, probably?

[Van Cruncheon]

when does corny not lose his shit, though? rhetorical question: i know there was roughly 7 minutes in 1997 where his shit was totally found.

Get off of his dick.

you got sand in that vag, my mans? look, i'mma let you ride this dick.

[lennedsay]

I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.

I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.

[Flannel Boy]

Do you have access to his photobucket account (assuming he has one)?

[Eel O'Brian]

what's with all this saint corny kielbasa-ridin' around here

[duckman2000]

Taking nekked pics of your girl is awesome. Im still royaly pissed I threw my small collection away when i thought I found true and everlasting love.

Well of course it is. For the dude. Girls like it too, but then they get miffed when the nudies hit the web.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.

I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.

If she submitted them through a PM or e-mail, they might still be around.

[Eel O'Brian]

hey those cyanista pics are pretty cute

if rumors are correct i think you have a shot

[lennedsay]

hey those cyanista pics are pretty cute

I agree. I'd never a pic of her before. I always imagine her looking like her avatar.

[captainbiotch]

its really important, does he have a 360, PS3 or a Wii?

Ignoring your wartridden dong for a second, if you can, you know I'm right.

Taking nekked pics of your girl is awesome. Im still royaly pissed I threw my small collection away when i thought I found true and everlasting love.

360, ps3, all kinds of electronics that I'm not going to use. But as much as I'd like to just give away everything he owns, part out his cars, set fore to his apartment, and bitchslap his parents for raising him to be this way, I'm a nice girl and I couldn't just get rid of his shit while he's in jail. I'm pretty honest. If a man wants to hit me and I DONT deserve it, he can expect to get cut or jumped. And aparently his inernet accounts usurped, but not robbed lol <3