The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Mupepe]

I have bad teeth

My wife, from a third world country, has perfect teeth

[Raban]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Holy SHIT

[BlueTsunami]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

Has a very similar face 

[elektrikluv]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

She's very pretty, but if you're into breasts then she's probably not the best. I honestly have never seen such a flat chest in my life...

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http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kylie-richards.jpg
http://peachyforum.com/forums/storage/82/680342/09.jpg
http://www.pinkvisualnetwork.com/pink-visual/2234_01.jpg

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[Mupepe]

flat chests are gross.  gross

big booties are yum.  :yum

big titties are yum  :yum

[Great Rumbler]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

She's very pretty, but if you're into breasts then she's probably not the best. I honestly have never seen such a flat chest in my life...

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http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kylie-richards.jpg
http://peachyforum.com/forums/storage/82/680342/09.jpg
http://www.pinkvisualnetwork.com/pink-visual/2234_01.jpg

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Fistful's ideal woman!

[BlueTsunami]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

She's very pretty, but if you're into breasts then she's probably not the best. I honestly have never seen such a flat chest in my life...

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http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kylie-richards.jpg
http://peachyforum.com/forums/storage/82/680342/09.jpg
http://www.pinkvisualnetwork.com/pink-visual/2234_01.jpg

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Yep, I'm a big breast fan too but dat' face

Jesus, they are really small 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

She's very pretty, but if you're into breasts then she's probably not the best. I honestly have never seen such a flat chest in my life...

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http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kylie-richards.jpg
http://peachyforum.com/forums/storage/82/680342/09.jpg
http://www.pinkvisualnetwork.com/pink-visual/2234_01.jpg

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WTF 

[The Fake Shemp]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

She's very pretty, but if you're into breasts then she's probably not the best. I honestly have never seen such a flat chest in my life...

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http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kylie-richards.jpg
http://peachyforum.com/forums/storage/82/680342/09.jpg
http://www.pinkvisualnetwork.com/pink-visual/2234_01.jpg

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I was going to counter this without seeing the visual aid, but I got... I got nothin'.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Jeez. Just got linked to this shit on FB

  CONTAINS A VIDEO OF ELDERLY MEN HAVING GAY SEX

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http://www.sourmath.com/

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Ban this filth.  You coulda at least put a warning what else clicking that link does.

[Brehvolution]

You clicked that? 

[EmCeeGrammar]

It was pretty damn hilarious until you realise you can't exit out of it.  Then when you try to reload the browser firefox loads it back up.

[fistfulofmetal]

would rather have a flat chest than big ugly milk bags

[Robo]

I clicked it too. 

And yeah, it loads right back up if you force close Firefox.

[Robo]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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http://i45.tinypic.com/2lm3wc4.jpg

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OMG ONE TOOTH IS OUT OF PERFECT ALIGNMENT. THROW HER OUT OF BED.

:smfh

I don't recall saying that.  I've had sex with things of questionable species, but I shouldn't have to be forgiving of people's flaws while I'm beating off to porn on the internet.

I'm just stunned that, with everything else that is going right in That Which Is Reon Kadena, you'd consider her unfappable material because one tooth didn't fall into line with the others.

I mean, in Japan that's considered cute. At some point along the line I quit noticing it because everyone's teeth look a bit uneven compared to the average American's. I still notice when teeth are stained or chipped or if there's clearly some gum disease, and it's weird, weird weird how common that is here. But that pic? Really?

There are full-on snaggletoothed idols and pornstars, and I barely even notice anymore, whereas most locals almost see it as a back-of-box marketing point.

She's fappable, but I am irritated by her teeth.  Western culture very strongly associates straight white teeth with youth (ironically), upper-class social status and beauty, and I'm a casualty of that perception as well, so much that I can't even off the top of my head think of a female with perfect teeth that I think is otherwise ugly.  (No burn ward photos or pictures of Gary Busey in a dress, please.) 

Crooked teeth -- specifically, really crooked teeth -- just don't do it for me.  Blame it on West Virginian uglies.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

sorry emcee

[Robo]

I mashed ctrl+w and was able to get out of it before it loaded fully.

[Joe Molotov]

Well, now we know who likes to look at elderly men having gay sex. Anyone else want to out themselves?

[elektrikluv]

You said week

[pilonv1]

that watermelon vid

[chronovore]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

Has a very similar face 

Holy crap, looking at google image results for that name is The Girl Next Door: If It Were Actually True Edition. Wow.

[The Fake Shemp]

I have okay dental hygiene. I don't floss, and I have a cavity - but I know my teeth aren't hideous or fucked up beyond repair. That said, I'm entertaining the notion of dating a dental hygienist and that makes me so insecure about my teeth.

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, it's a cavity. Just one. Not plural!

[Herr Mafflard]

I had a filling and two teeth taken out only a couple of weeks ago. One was broken and the other was a milk tooth. I hadn't been to the dentist for six years before that! WILL POST PICS

Come to Britain, Willco. Your teeth will probably be in the top percentile of most hygienic teeth over here.

[Mupepe]

I thought this was supposed to be a fucking porn thread.  What the hell is wrong with you guys? 

[Brehvolution]

I don't understand why, after fucking for 20 minutes, some guys need to jerk off for 5 minutes just to get off. You got pussy right there dude and you need your hand to close the deal? smh   

[WrikaWrek]

Truly, The bore is too gay for this kind of thread.

Gaf hot women thread is SFW and puts this one to shame.

[Mupepe]

I don't understand why, after fucking for 20 minutes, some guys need to jerk off for 5 minutes just to get off. You got pussy right there dude and you need your hand to close the deal? smh   

I've never understood that either.  If I'm having trouble getting a nut when I'm fucking I usually just give up.  Finishing with my hand seems pointless.  I usually don't have that problem though.  My wife knows exactly what to say to make me cum pretty quick.  Just a little dirty talk and it's over.

[demi]

Truly, The bore is too gay for this kind of thread.

Gaf hot women thread is SFW and puts this one to shame.

You cant even cum to girls, you sure you arent gay? Yeah I'm sure that thread was a "one time thing". What other lies do you have?

"WrikaWrek"

[Mupepe]

I take too long during sex, so sometimes I gotta jerk it.

really?  fuck that.  the longer it takes, the better the end result usually (as long as it's not like hours long, then there's something definitely wrong with you or your partner).  But when it's really difficult and i'm getting tired but I can feel it coming up, then I just keep at it because usually it's sooooo fucking good at that point.

[The Fake Shemp]

I thought this was supposed to be a fucking porn thread.  What the hell is wrong with you guys? 

Says the guy swooping my female friends from Facebook!

[drew]

Anyone else here want to admit to only brushing their teeth three times a week?

during my party phase (17-19) i would go weeks without brushing

id also fall asleep in my jeans every night

[The Fake Shemp]

Sounds like someone who did METH.

[The Fake Shemp]

The rest are just insulted!

[drew]

Sounds like someone who did METH.

no, that was in 2008, when i might as well have been doing meth, i had an amphetamine habit that would make johnny cash blush, i didnt even bother to sleep during that time

[The Fake Shemp]

Can't stop the beat!

[BlueTsunami]

Fuck, if I miss at least one brushing (I brush two times a day) it usually fucks with my temperament. I can't stand that grimy feeling over my teeth.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Truly, The bore is too gay for this kind of thread.

Gaf hot women thread is SFW and puts this one to shame.

Hey, I tried!

[CajoleJuice]

http://somedayafternoon.tumblr.com/

I've posted this before.

[WrikaWrek]

Truly, The bore is too gay for this kind of thread.

Gaf hot women thread is SFW and puts this one to shame.

You cant even cum to girls, you sure you arent gay? Yeah I'm sure that thread was a "one time thing". What other lies do you have?

"WrikaWrek"

One time thing? Happened 3 times already. Well i don't feel gay, i'm not attracted to men. Shit there's plenty of nude and muscled dudes going around at the gym i go, and i never really gave it a 2nd thought, and i guess that would be like that gold city for cigarillos.

Anyway, hmm. Are you trying to say i lied? 

Why are you acting bitter man? Never gave you any reason for that.

[demi]

Why you stepping in here being condescending?

[WrikaWrek]

Why you stepping in here being condescending?

Why do you suddenly care so much? I was giving the bore shit, for fun sakes. It's a joke, take a chill pill.

[Flannel Boy]

[tehjaybo]

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What is this garbage supposed to do?

[Bildi]

That looks safe for work.

You could even show that to children.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ha Malek wants how wiener bit on.

[etiolate]

That gif is fake

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theres nobody at Nets games

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[OptimoPeach]

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[CajoleJuice]

The guy in the background makes that gif.

[Mupepe]

To be fair, that bitch did sound a bit crazy.  But maybe it was just the way he wrote it.  Also, a lot of girls think they can ride, but they can't.  I've started to lose when a girl is on top and can't ride for shit.  I usually just get on top though.

[Mupepe]

True.  I wonder if she was really that non chalant about it all.

Maybe it was a more of "don't worry.  I'll finish it myself.  Ugh."  And then she's done, she hands him the wiggling and lubed 12 inch black double-sided dildo and says "You need it?"  She goes to wash her hands and fix her hair and then peeks her head in the door and says "listen, I gotta run.  So...."  Then she goes to her BFF's and tells them about it.

[Robo]

Wrikawreck is just used to chicks literally gushing over his beauty, and rightfully so.

[Phoenix Dark]

The guy in the background makes that gif.

I feel kinda gay for seeing him first 

[Powerslave]

All that Borys can focus on is the big sausage.

[elektrikluv]

Theres another guy on the left of her as well 

With a camera 

[Powerslave]

she looks in the mirror

[elektrikluv]

I wonder what kind of porn elektrik watches 

*taps nose*

[Barry Egan]

Damn, only the freaky bitches are in to nasal porn.

[elektrikluv]

Nothing like a cock up a nostril to get me moist!

[CajoleJuice]

Elektrikluv > Kim Kardashian