"Hey bro, bad news, Zack told me that chick u rawdogged last wknd has herpes. He banged her 2 and now he has a mad outbreak all over his cock. He said it looks like red, puss-filled bubblewrap, and it burns like a motherfucker when he goes to take a piss, but that's ok, b/c I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."