Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[etiolate]

gmail just surprised me

I was sending off an email response for an assignment, and I kept clicking send and gmail kept asking if I meant to attach a file. I was like wtf. So, huzzah, I actually read the popup it was giving me. Because I had included the text "I am including my responses", gmail recognized that I intended to include something and was expecting me to attach a file.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Brehvolution]

Damn, now I have to change my tag here because of the nfl thread title change on another forum.

I saw it first. 

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in b4

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[Madrun Badrun]

First time I've programmed in 5 months.  Made a hello world program. 

Feels good though.

[Cormacaroni]

gmail just surprised me

I was sending off an email response for an assignment, and I kept clicking send and gmail kept asking if I meant to attach a file. I was like wtf. So, huzzah, I actually read the popup it was giving me. Because I had included the text "I am including my responses", gmail recognized that I intended to include something and was expecting me to attach a file.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

That was a Google Labs optional feature  - maybe they went live with it.

[CrystalGemini]

Legos?

Edit: OMG get him the IMPERIAL FLAGSHIP.

http://shop.lego.com/ByTheme/Product.aspx?p=10210&cn=554&d=70

-Includes 9 minifigures: the ship’s captain, his daughter, a pirate captain prisoner with shackles, the ship’s cook, a lieutenant, and 4 soldiers!
-Amazingly detailed and realistic ship features 3 removable sections!
-Main hull contains 4 firing cannons, ammunition crates, muskets, torches, cannonballs, prison with a rat, saw shark minifigurehead, a moving rudder and a fully-equipped ship’s kitchen with fish, turkey legs and a carrot!
-Raise and lower the working anchor!
-Open the front deck’s working doors and play inside!
-Imperial Flagship is equipped with masts and rigging!
-Open the back house deck’s doors to reveal the captain’s chambers complete with a map, poison bottle, organ and even a treasure chest filled with jewels and gold!
-Features 6 opening windows, a telescope and sextant as well as 3 deck lanterns!
-Measures 29.5” (75 cm) long and 23.6” (60 cm) tall!

I know it says 14+ but you can help him with it!  It'll be a bonding experience!

[CrystalGemini]

rodi was always really into Batman.  We didn't so much bond though as I'd just end up tying her to a table leg or locking her in the closet.  I always played a villain.   

[CrystalGemini]

Wouldn't that just be Harley Quinn?

[Purple Filth]

Green hair, purple tights and more insane! But yeah Harley's awesome.

So are Poison Ivy and Catwoman!

Do you have Batman: Arkham Asylum, if not that could be a good gift (Batman, video game, him sneaking on fools and causing hysteria).


@ bold: Funnily enough there is a comic series with the adventures of all three 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_City_Sirens

[CrystalGemini]

OHHHH.....  Have you guys seen Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker?!  MUST SEE.
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Edit: Well I guess the whole thing's on youtube.
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[Purple Filth]

He beat Arkham Asylum like 30 times, we have every animated Batman of the last 20 years, and I already have TDK on bluray and Begins on DVD. I also the burton movies and the shitty one's too.

What do I get this kid?

But yeah Harley's awesome.

So are Poison Ivy and Catwoman![/b]

@ bold: Funnily enough there is a comic series with the adventures of all three 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_City_Sirens

but seriously i'm not so sure.

Get SSFIV and not destroy him with Ryu?

[archie4208]

I got paid for the first time in over a year.  Feels good man.

[brawndolicious]

I'd get him a huge comic collection book instead of individual comics.  One of the ones with picks from several different generations of batman.  Going from the campy old ones to the modern cleavaged ones should be pretty fun for an 8 year old.

[The Fake Shemp]

He's a Batman fan? Buy him this.





... it's the coolest hardcover I own!

[Yeti]

You have all the Batman Animated dvds, do you have the Justice League DVDs? Those are pretty great too.

[Great Rumbler]

Green hair, purple tights and more insane! But yeah Harley's awesome.

So are Poison Ivy and Catwoman!

@ bold: Funnily enough there is a comic series with the adventures of all three 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_City_Sirens

It's written by Paul Dini!

[TakingBackSunday]

He's a Batman fan? Buy him this.

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... it's the coolest hardcover I own!

That is awesome.

[muckhole]

Received one of these for X-mas, it's pretty cool. Don't know if he's quite old enough to really care about all the contents of not though. They call it a "museum-in-a-book" because there are replicas you can take out and look at of certain things like original creator's notes and stuff.

[The Fake Shemp]

I just passed my driver's license test. WATCH OUT ROAD

[Great Rumbler]

I just passed my driver's license test. WATCH OUT ROAD

[Third]

I just passed my driver's license test. WATCH OUT ROAD

Aren't you like 40 years old? Why did it take so long?
Congrats, though.

[Robo]

oh god no 

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm 26-years-old.

It took a long time because I had major fears about driving. I decided last year that I would try to get over that and I succeeded. Unfortunately, Maryland is one of the toughest states to get your license in. I had to log over 60 hours of driving, have a Learner's Permit for 9 months and take a mandatory driving instruction class that was over a month long (not including the actual driving portion).

The beginning of this month was when my 9 month limit ended, but I had to wait until last week to complete the driving portion of my driving instruction class, because there was an incredible backlog that took months on account of the epic snowfall we had in February.

[The Fake Shemp]

oh god no 

I'm driving up to your neck of the woods later this week, want to have a delicious sundae?

[Robo]

I'm off work Friday through Monday, so just lemme know and I'll come watch as you eat it.

[The Fake Shemp]

It's the general consensus that I am a pretty safe driver, and that I drive at granny speed. I'm still working on becoming more confident behind the wheel; you don't shake a life long fear overnight.

In fact, the driving school I attended had to be evaluated by the MVA (our DMV) to make sure it was meeting guidelines, and they picked me as the student driver for the driving session they were going to sit in.

My brother is the dangerous one. He's already on his second car, because he bent the frame of his first one after colliding with my father's curb.

[Third]

Are you going to buy a car now?
I rarely use my car, but I really can't live without it.

[BlueTsunami]

My job is right next to an African Salon. The banter between the women is hilarious

*All of this is in a thick accent, jumping between English and some unintelligible language

Lady #1: MY SON IS SMOKING WEED. HE SLEEP ALL DAY AND DO NOTHING.

Lady #2: OH MY GOD

Now they're talking about someones boyfriend, I think he's sleeping around. They're calling him a BADMAN.

[Eric P]

My job is right next to an African Salon. The banter between the women is hilarious

*All of this is in a thick accent, jumping between English and some unintelligible language

Lady #1: MY SON IS SMOKING WEED. HE SLEEP ALL DAY AND DO NOTHING.

Lady #2: OH MY GOD

Now they're talking about someones boyfriend, I think he's sleeping around. They're calling him a BADMAN.

who is de badman?  who can draw?

[Diunx]

I'm an awesome driver but a terrible parker 

[Madrun Badrun]

Samurai 7 is really good.

[The Fake Shemp]

Are you going to buy a car now?
I rarely use my car, but I really can't live without it.

I already have one, but I am possibly working on buying another used car with less mileage. I have a 2002 Camry with 140k miles on it and needs about $1,000 worth of maintenance before I do my next big road trip. I could buy a newer model Hyundai Accent with only 40k miles on it for $5k.

The difference is that the Camry is still a smooth ride with all the perks (rooftop window, automatic locks/windows, nice audio setup, rear view mirror that blocks glare, etc.) and the Hyundai is a lot smaller with almost zero perks (manual locks/windows, cassette deck, etc.) and is not nearly as smooth of a ride.

The thing, I'm pretty sure the Camry will only last me a couple of years, while that Hyundai could be a road warrior for five to eight. I dunno.

[WrikaWrek]

A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm 

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

[Don Flamenco]

A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm 

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

the former.  don't be aspergers!

[Robo]

It's "drawed".

[WrikaWrek]

I don't think so.

[Mupepe]

Are you going to buy a car now?
I rarely use my car, but I really can't live without it.

I already have one, but I am possibly working on buying another used car with less mileage. I have a 2002 Camry with 140k miles on it and needs about $1,000 worth of maintenance before I do my next big road trip. I could buy a newer model Hyundai Accent with only 40k miles on it for $5k.

The difference is that the Camry is still a smooth ride with all the perks (rooftop window, automatic locks/windows, nice audio setup, rear view mirror that blocks glare, etc.) and the Hyundai is a lot smaller with almost zero perks (manual locks/windows, cassette deck, etc.) and is not nearly as smooth of a ride.

The thing, I'm pretty sure the Camry will only last me a couple of years, while that Hyundai could be a road warrior for five to eight. I dunno.

Stick with the Camry.  The Camry will probably last a lot longer with proper care.

[Robo]

I don't think so.

wtf do you know.  I am a native inglish talker.

[BlueTsunami]

A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm 

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

You're in college? Reason I ask is, that shit still happens? The last time a girl drew on my arm was in 9th Grade... maybe thats a bad thing :'(

[CajoleJuice]

It's Wrika, dude. I'd draw a heart on his arm too. 

[Brehvolution]

Who took the couch and left the cushions? pretty bad thieves imo.

[Bacchus7]

Well I am teaching him the rocker lifestyle

Jin you know any good places for gifts or even good idea's for gifts?

I don't know, a Wii or Wii games maybe? That's what my 8 y/o nephew keeps asking for.

You guys and your baby-having countries.

[WrikaWrek]

A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm 

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

You're in college? Reason I ask is, that shit still happens? The last time a girl drew on my arm was in 9th Grade... maybe thats a bad thing :'(

Yeah college. Apparently.

[BlackMage]

ouch! girl that i was supposed to go on a date with tomorrow night just backed out!!!    FUCK DA WORLD

[recursivelyenumerable]

she drew it IN your arm?   

[Diunx]

Wrath your brother is gonna be a pussy magnet when he grows up.

Apparently U2 is coming here this summer I would be excited if they weren't shit.

[lennedsay]

I'm all   cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Mage

I'm all   cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(

Pale is hot.

[Phoenix Dark]

ouch! girl that i was supposed to go on a date with tomorrow night just backed out!!!    FUCK DA WORLD

fffuuuu  :'(

[Himu]

Me and my bud ate a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch tonight.

weed <3

[Brehvolution]

Plus that awesome black Dean Flying V is mine distinguished black fellows!

It's awesome!

[cool breeze]

so there is this crazy public bathroom I need to stop going to

two days ago I'm in a stall taking a piss and hear a woman on a wheel chair roll into the men's bathroom and it took like 5 minutes before she left.  Then I turn around and see a 6ft5 guy watching me pee from above the stall.

I go there today and see a butt ass naked guy standing by the urinal.  I turned around and just walked out.

and that bathroom used to be so nice  :'(

[BlueTsunami]

I'm all   cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(

Definitely rock the pale look. Daywalker

[Mupepe]

so there is this crazy public bathroom I need to stop going to

two days ago I'm in a stall taking a piss and hear a woman on a wheel chair roll into the men's bathroom and it took like 5 minutes before she left.  Then I turn around and see a 6ft5 guy watching me pee from above the stall.

I go there today and see a butt ass naked guy standing by the urinal.  I turned around and just walked out.

and that bathroom used to be so nice  :'(

don't stop going.  It sounds pretty awesome.

[Diunx]

This heat is killing me and it isn't even summer yet :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

[Mupepe]

why?  i was taking a dump the other day and some guy walks into the stall next to me and pees and then pulls some tp (i'm assuming from this point on) so he can dab his dick dry.  jesus christ.  what's wrong with shaking it like you're supposed to?

[Diunx]

I always use urinals, I have nothing to be ashamed of

[Mupepe]

I'm pretty ashamed of my baby dick but I use urinals anyways

[demi]

smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

Pathetic

[Brehvolution]

A guy I used to work with was taking medicine that made his pee orange. He was horrified to see just how much pee splashed back onto your pants when using a urinal. I still use them though.