Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5135550 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #18600 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36747066&postcount=243

:nuhuh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18601 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:55:38 PM »

parallax · « **Reply #18602 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:32:43 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 07, 2012, 11:59:00 PM

I hope he has more accounts.

He probably wiffed two out there so noone would be onto him as he posts on his main alt.

Himu · « **Reply #18603 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:16:56 AM »

HEY LET'S SPEND 20,000 WOOLONGS ON ONE DAY FOR AN EVENT THAT WILL LAST MAYBE AN HOUR SO MY GIRLFRIEND CAN LIVE OUT HER VAPID, SUPERFICIAL DREAM OF BEING MARRIED IN A CHURCH SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US

Himu · « **Reply #18604 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:17:34 AM »

ONE YEAR LATER: HONEY I WANT A DIVORCE

etiolate · « **Reply #18605 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:19:10 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2012, 11:46:30 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36747066&postcount=243

:nuhuh

holy shit

Himu · « **Reply #18606 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:19:43 AM »

Omg I miss nintendos booger

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18607 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:21:22 AM »

I've heard a saying: the bigger the wedding, the more likely the marriage is to fail.

It has held true with my friends. The people who wanted a small, relatively quiet wedding (which still costs $5,000+ from what I've heard), their marriages are still going strong. A friend of mine spent $40,000 for theirs and the marriage is about finished. The only thing keeping it up is that they want to have a baby to save it, which is fucking disastrous. Good luck with that one.

Himu · « **Reply #18608 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:24:50 AM »

Godammit people, life is not a sitcom. In sitcoms the baby ALWAYS means "hey! We still have tricks up our sleeves and we're not out of the game yet!" LIFE IS NOT A SITCOM

etiolate · « **Reply #18609 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM »

"Nintendo's Booger is no more my little lotus flower."

Himu · « **Reply #18610 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:31:16 AM »

Kleiga-San!!!!!!! When can we get mawwied

NEVER!!!

But... You pwomisedddddddd!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18611 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:40:40 AM »

I just wanna elope in Yosemite or something. Love that place.

etiolate · « **Reply #18612 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:45:23 AM »

Apparently if you want a quiet little wedding you shouldn't marry an Asian.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18613 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:01:24 AM »

Our wedding wasn't cheap, but it wasn't some crazy ass ordeal either. Got married in my wife's childhood church in Omaha (basically free), and had the reception at the Omaha Press Club (her Dad is a member so it was a lot cheaper). My father-in-law used investment money he had earmarked specifically for the wedding. We paid for our 2-week honeymoon in Japan with our own money.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #18614 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:36:26 AM »

what about wil wheaton's character?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18615 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:39:29 AM »

LeVar Burton is gay isn't he?

etiolate · « **Reply #18616 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:40:23 AM »

Deep Space 9 was totally gay.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18617 on:** April 08, 2012, 04:12:47 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 08, 2012, 02:39:29 AM

LeVar Burton is gay isn't he?

It wasn't a Reading "Rainbow" for nothing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18618 on:** April 08, 2012, 04:24:33 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 08, 2012, 02:39:29 AM

LeVar Burton is gay isn't he?

My mom peddles this bullshit too $:-\$

I think it's because his eyes have that gay glaze thing going on. Case in point:

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #18619 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:24:41 AM »

"Gay glaze"?

Momo · « **Reply #18620 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:28:30 AM »

Mama Robotnik is full of shit, best not to pay attention to him/her

Oblivion · « **Reply #18621 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:52:35 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 07, 2012, 07:18:23 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2012, 07:11:41 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36741352&postcount=2196

Oh man, the GAF virgin squad pouncing on fresh meat. Is there anything more cringeworthy? I'm surprised PD hasn't said anything yet.

Can't hate Evilore for wanting to tap that, yo.

Oblivion · « **Reply #18622 on:** April 08, 2012, 07:09:04 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36740660&postcount=2193

I take it back. This broad's an attention whore. And the worst kind of attention whore too:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

One that's most likely a dude. :'(

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #18623 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:09:09 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 08, 2012, 01:45:23 AM

Apparently if you want a quiet little wedding you shouldn't marry an Asian.

Asian weddings are giant events mainly to show off that the family of the bride/groom can afford such extravagance.

For example, every table (30+) at each of the viet weddings I've been to had a large bottle of Hennessey in the middle.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #18624 on:** April 08, 2012, 10:06:51 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36749303&postcount=21

kekeke

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18625 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:49:36 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 08, 2012, 07:09:04 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36740660&postcount=2193

I take it back. This broad's an attention whore. And the worst kind of attention whore too:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
One that's most likely a dude. :'(
[close]

I think she checks out.

Edit: I edited out her Facebook and blog.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18626 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 08, 2012, 06:52:35 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on April 07, 2012, 07:18:23 PM
Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2012, 07:11:41 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36741352&postcount=2196

Oh man, the GAF virgin squad pouncing on fresh meat. Is there anything more cringeworthy? I'm surprised PD hasn't said anything yet.

(Image removed from quote.)

Can't hate Evilore for wanting to tap that, yo.

Cute as fuck. Just wanna' punch those titties. Not hard, mind you, just enough force for that wonderful "thwap" sound.

demi · « **Reply #18627 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:24:06 PM »

She looks like she has issues. Avoid.

One of those ironically "geeky" girls you see crop up every day.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #18628 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:38:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 08, 2012, 12:24:06 PM

She looks like she has issues. Avoid.

One of those ironically "geeky" girls you see crop up every day.

nailed it. "never been asked out?" oh puhleazze

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #18629 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:44:15 PM »

it would be nice if she put a pic up without the stupid fucking facial expression.

demi · « **Reply #18630 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:44:41 PM »

She's being cute and geeky. It's what they do.

Chinner · « **Reply #18631 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:47:18 PM »

so is like danj a troll or something? finding him pretty annoying.

demi · « **Reply #18632 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:48:23 PM »

Nah, he's some fat ginger from UK who's (probably) a virgin. He's been around since my time, just hamming it up on IRC and such.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18633 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 08, 2012, 12:38:24 PM

Quote from: demi on April 08, 2012, 12:24:06 PM
She looks like she has issues. Avoid.

One of those ironically "geeky" girls you see crop up every day.

nailed it. "never been asked out?" oh puhleazze

From the stuff I found out, she appears to be obsessed with Disney. I could see some dude talking to her, her going on a five minute rant about how whimsical a Disney character or movie is, and the guy backing the fuck away.

Gospel · « **Reply #18634 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:02:24 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 08, 2012, 12:54:30 PM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 08, 2012, 12:38:24 PM
Quote from: demi on April 08, 2012, 12:24:06 PM
She looks like she has issues. Avoid.

One of those ironically "geeky" girls you see crop up every day.

nailed it. "never been asked out?" oh puhleazze

From the stuff I found out, she appears to be obsessed with Disney. I could see some dude talking to her, her going on a five minute rant about how whimsical a Disney character or movie is, and the guy backing the fuck away.

I wouldn't mind tolerating some sweet Mickey Mouse wisperings if it means i get to smash later on.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #18635 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:04:29 PM »

oh she's fat. nvm lol

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18636 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:04:55 PM »

Some Minne, Mickey roleplaying

Ha, ha! I'm tying my dick off 'cause fishing my half used condom out from a vagina is more tedious than you'd think

teehee

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18637 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:13:25 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 08, 2012, 01:04:29 PM

oh she's fat. nvm lol

I get the impression she's thick based on those MySpace angles. Black guys probably give her looks

There are plenty of quiet girls who don't get asked out. Many are nice people, although some are weird as fuck

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18638 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:18:37 PM »

Last post about this and then I'm moving on

Quote from: demi on April 08, 2012, 12:44:41 PM

She's being cute and geeky. It's what they do.

She's trying to imitate her mickey doll:

demi · « **Reply #18639 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:48:36 PM »

Because he's ginger

brob · « **Reply #18640 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2012, 01:13:25 PM

There are plenty of quiet girls who don't get asked out. Many are nice people, although some are weird as fuck

yup. my bread and butter for years.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #18641 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:11:12 PM »

post moar of that fat girl's tits

and pm her fb to me pls

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #18642 on:** April 08, 2012, 04:47:39 PM »

This is basically my favourite readth. It's basically a soap drama, with Cheers and The Larry Sandyers Show thrown in for good comedy balance.

Bebpo · « **Reply #18643 on:** April 08, 2012, 05:38:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469535

I feel bad for the guy, but it's also kind of hilarious that he just thought "hey I'll be promoter today". At least that isn't a TON of money he's losing and good life lesson and all.

Broseidon · « **Reply #18644 on:** April 08, 2012, 05:45:48 PM »

Subliminal is a twat so IDGAF.

Sman · « **Reply #18645 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:16:48 PM »

Another quicky. It's been a while...

Broseidon · « **Reply #18646 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:20:12 PM »

OA

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #18647 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:45:14 PM »

What a shit cartoon.

parallax · « **Reply #18648 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 08, 2012, 05:38:11 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469535

I feel bad for the guy, but it's also kind of hilarious that he just thought "hey I'll be promoter today". At least that isn't a TON of money he's losing and good life lesson and all.

I don't give two shits about subliminal.

Tasty · « **Reply #18649 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 08, 2012, 05:38:11 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469535

I feel bad for the guy, but it's also kind of hilarious that he just thought "hey I'll be promoter today". At least that isn't a TON of money he's losing and good life lesson and all.

300 Eurobucks is a month's wages? $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18650 on:** April 08, 2012, 06:53:53 PM »

Does he work at the European branch of Foxconn?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18651 on:** April 08, 2012, 07:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on April 08, 2012, 06:53:16 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on April 08, 2012, 05:38:11 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469535

I feel bad for the guy, but it's also kind of hilarious that he just thought "hey I'll be promoter today". At least that isn't a TON of money he's losing and good life lesson and all.

300 Eurobucks is a month's wages? $:-\$

Well, that was in pounds and a quick conversion shows he's out $475, which means he makes about $5700 a year.

I guess being a hipster who books ultra obscure indie musicians ain't easy

king of the internet · « **Reply #18652 on:** April 08, 2012, 07:11:01 PM »

Quote from: Sman on April 08, 2012, 06:16:48 PM

Another quicky. It's been a while...

(Image removed from quote.)

this is so, so sad

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18653 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:24:15 PM »

Even some cursory reading on being a promoter would let you know there's a minuscule chance of you making money from it.

Lan · « **Reply #18654 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:34:40 PM »

Quote from: Sman on April 08, 2012, 06:16:48 PM

Another quicky. It's been a while...

(Image removed from quote.)

Jealous and racist lol

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #18655 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:36:10 PM »

New people are so PC, that said, that's not some of your best work sman. Clearly you weren't inspired.

etiolate · « **Reply #18656 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:40:05 PM »

His snot is too dark

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18657 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:41:11 PM »

Where is the racism?

brob · « **Reply #18658 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:45:40 PM »

black girl shoulda been himu in drag and her answer should have been muslima or some shit.

seems a weak effort.

Himu · « **Reply #18659 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:47:42 PM »

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5135550 times)