Forget it, Kosma. It's Chinatown.

[Don Flamenco]

I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.

and on top of that, we'll need to burn her at the stake because she has been tainted with polish semen.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

You seem like a cool guy Kosma, but this thread makes you sound really fucking dumb.

[Don Flamenco]

I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.

and on top of that, we'll need to burn her at the stake because she has been tainted with polish semen.

Polish semen is the best semen around

We can't have you polluting our pure american gene pool

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hall of Fame this bitch.

[Rman]

PS: Polish and French officials are going to appeal to Obama to grant amnesty to Polanski and ask the Swiss officials to let him go.

The would be political suicide in a very critical time of his presidency. 

[Don Flamenco]

Hall of Fame this bitch.

 

not for your comments, for Borys' comment about polish semen 

[Great Rumbler]

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

[Barry Egan]

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

[Joe Molotov]

She can say many things Willco, doesnt make them true.

Did Polanski ever admit to raping her? Or did he only admit to having sex with a minor?

A 13yo girl cannot have consensual sex with an adult, it's automatically rape.

I know the law dude

Also PD, you dont know the law everywhere

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You know the guy that designed that map has to be wilde pedo. 

[T-Short]

holy shit kosma 

[Diunx]

Meh, he directed Chinatown.

FREE POLANSKI!!!

[demi]

How is this 3 pages? Who the hell is Polanski?

[The Fake Shemp]

Roman Polanski?

Director of Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, Tess, The Pianist, The Ninth Gate, The Tenant, etc.

[Diunx]

How is this 3 pages? Who the hell is Polanski?

smh.

[demi]

Roman Polanski?

Director of Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, Tess, The Pianist, The Ninth Gate, The Tenant, etc.

Uh... yeah. Never seen those. You guys carry on

[The Fake Shemp]

You've never seen Chinatown!? Rosemary's Baby?!

[demi]

I don't watch movies, waste of time

[Bocsius]

Hey B its not only the Polish foreign ministry getting up in arms, but the French too.

Well stop the bus. Poland and France are upset.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've never seen Rosmary's Baby. Chinatown is fucking amazing though

[Smooth Groove]

Thanks.  Now I know where to take my little cousins for our winter trip. 

Guys, I feel like we're jumping the gun a little here.  We don't really know the full story, and there are certain circumstances in which Polanski may have needed to rape a 13 year old girl in order to save her.  What if there was an adolescent-hungry vortex, for instance, and because Polanski's hands were full of drugs and champagne, the only way to reel her back in to safety was with his dick.  The point is we don't really know.

Also that work ethic!

You beat me to it.  Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

[Phoenix Dark]

I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan 

[demi]

demi annihilated

go back to earning cheevs in Shrek 3: The Game

What's wrong with that? I watch the movie and get entertainment out of it too. Multitasking. Borys annihilated. Go sit at a rundown bus stop, gringo.

[Diunx]

I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan 

I always liked that state.

[Human Snorenado]

I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan 

I always liked that state.

Looks like half of Mexico is pedo central, tho.  Not shocking to see Japan in dark blue, either.

[Smooth Groove]

I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan 

Apparently, neither do most black High School girls. 

[Diunx]

Its not pedo if its not ilegal...

[Kestastrophe]

the Pianist

[WrikaWrek]

I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

[Bocsius]

Not shocking to see Japan in dark blue, either.

Explains why most gaffers want to live there.

[Don Flamenco]

I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

it's a pretty major criminal offense...that's why she can't just drop it on her own. 

[Human Snorenado]

Anyway, now that we've finally captured Polanski maybe we can focus on bin Laden now.

Kosma- oh, quit your whining.  Internets, serious business, etc etc.  I for one don't think you condone pedos, and besides we all know for a fact that Maurice is all about incest and cheeseburgers, and Junpei is taking hormones in preparation for the big snip, so you're pretty normal by comparison.  Your "she might have been asking for it" reasoning is kind of creepy and means I'd never let you date my hypothetical daughter, but any hypothetical daughter I have is probably going to be out working the fields until sundown and then locked in the cellar until morning anyhow.

[Diunx]

Well she went to Jack Nicholson's house in the 70s...

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't think Kosma is a pedophile, just that he endorses teenage rape.

[duckman2000]

I don't think Kosma is a pedophile, just that he endorses teenage rape.

Yeah

[Joe Molotov]

I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

There's nothing to pursue, the case has already been closed; he plead guilty to charges.

[Bebpo]

He makes good movies, I think he should be allowed to be above the law.  I do not agree with this arrest.

[Barry Egan]

Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.

[Great Rumbler]

Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.

What if a server-destroying vortex opened up and the only way to save Evilbore from being swallowed up by it was to make a thread defending Roman Polanski against rape charges? Frankly, we just don't have enough fact here to be sure.

[Don Flamenco]

Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.

What if a server-destroying vortex opened up and the only way to save Evilbore from being swallowed up by it was to make a thread defending Roman Polanski against rape charges? Frankly, we just don't have enough fact here to be sure.

but if a counter vortex opened and the only way to close it was to not have enough facts, we'd be safe.

[Barry Egan]

why would defending roman polanski stop a vortex from doing anything?  Sorry, but if you stretch the vortex defense too far, it just loses all its plausibility.

[brawndolicious]

Kosma, are you worried that Polanski being guilty may make it so that a 16 year old in the future would be arrested for hooking up with a 13 year old who "looks older"?  This guy was 3 times her age, obviously knew her parents and therefore how old that she was, and then he got her boozed and drugged up.  There's no way he could defend anything that he did as an innocent mistake.

[Diunx]

she went to jack nicholson's mansion during the 70s she was probably expecting to get high and give a couple of blow jobs but got upset when she felt a polish sausage up her ass.

[Mandark]

This is the second thread I've clicked on just to do the vortex gag, and both times I was too late.  Screw you guys!

[Don Flamenco]

why would defending roman polanski stop a vortex from doing anything?  Sorry, but if you stretch the vortex defense too far, it just loses all its plausibility.

in these hypotheticals, the vortex is a very particular bitch that can be satiated under very circumscribed circumstances.

[recursivelyenumerable]

ITT we defend famous serial killers as if they were Polish film directors

[ManaByte]

FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

[Vizzys]

never trust swedes

[Barry Egan]

never trust swedes

smh

[Flannel Boy]

FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?

[Don Flamenco]

never trust swedes

swedes, the swiss, same diff

[Mandark]

FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?

I heard Switzerland has a bicameral legislature, where the film board is the lower house and Roger Federer is the upper house.

[Vizzys]

never trust swedes

swedes, the swiss, same diff

i was blinded by my rage

[The Fake Shemp]

wtf

[Flannel Boy]

FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?

I heard Switzerland has a bicameral legislature, where the film board is the lower house and Roger Federer is the upper house.

Even after his terrible performance at the finals of the US Open? Silly Swedes.

[Akala]

how did I miss this?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

SKEEVY

[Great Rumbler]

FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

Fucking awesome.


Wouldn't it be something if a situation like this caused World War III?

So Roman Polanski being invited to Switzerland and then subsequently arrested there and extradited to the US to face charges of rape against a minor is analogous to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand by the Black Hand in Sarajevo? It's crazy, but you may be on to something here.

[Diunx]

wtf

[The Fake Shemp]

FISSION MAILED, AP

[Human Snorenado]

I thought that the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.  Expect swift reprisal, Switzerland!  Cloudwalking and Jarosh had best get out while the gettin' is good!

[CajoleJuice]

ITT we defend famous serial killers as if they were Polish film directors

I was wondering why this was 4 pages already.