No, I did some slick shit in BK now distinguished black fellows want me dead
This requires some additional detail.
My aunt adopted a kid from New York when I was young; he was 3 years older than me and terrorized me for much of my childhood. When I was 15 we both attended a dinner at my godmother's church. He was sitting at a table with two girls, and my godbrother and I had to sit with them; I heard him telling these two girls that his name was Wallace, and how he was from the streets of NY, Detroit was a cake walk compared to the Bronx, etc. Once I sat down he blurted out "this is Mauricio my cousin, he's from
Ann Arbor and thinks he's white." The girls politely chuckled. I got pissed and said "actually you're name is Courtney and you're from Albany NY. Go ahead, show them your school ID, I dare you." Now to this day all I know about Albany is that it's the capitol of NY, but given how everyone at the table except Courtney busted out laughing, I'm assuming it must be the whitest, most cornbread place in NY - and therefore whiter than my suburban abode. He slammed his hands on the table, pointed at me and my godbrother, and said "next time I see you two, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you both." Then he left the church. That was the last time I saw him.
A year later he got arrested for armed robbery in Detroit. He's been in and out of jail since, and currently lives in Brooklyn. I've never been to BK, but yea. So when I come to NY to meet Cajole/Shake/Beezy/etc we're not going there.
