Author Topic: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - FUCK CENA! BLOODWAKE WON  (Read 36251 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Himu

  • Senior Member
Royal Rumble.



The greatest of the WWE PPVs.

30 guys, one battle royal. There is a surprise entrant during the actual Rumble shows up. 30 guys, one ring. If you're thrown out and hit the ground with your feet you're out. The winner is the last guy standing in the ring. Whoever wins gets a title shot.

Numbers are chosen via lottery. All the entrants are not in the ring at the same time, they wait for their number. So if John Cena is number 5, he's the 5th guy to come into the Rumble as someone is eliminated.

HERE ARE THE RULES TO THIS GAME

1. Post in this thread, it will count you as a Royal Rumble entrant.

2. Before Royal Rumble, you will be given an entrant number.

3. During the Rumble you HAVE to support that entrant unwavering and root for their win. If you get antsy you ruin the fun. If you are #10, and that entrant is a jobber you HAVE to root for them. Full stop.

4. If your entrant wins, you HAVE to do something as punishment. Change your name to I LOVE DICKS, have an avatar picked by THIS THREAD and wear it for 6 months to a year, record a video of you doing something STUPID and posting it on youtube for this thread and the rest of the bore to see.

5. I with the assistant of someone else - volunteer please! - will dish out the entrant numbers when they are available.

NUMBERS

himuro - 28
Methodis - 4
Trent - 6
parallax - 13
sceneman - 29
wrath - 20
malek - 18
momo - 7
arby's - 12
Shaka - 27
borys - 14
robo - 21
martin - 5
yeti - 9
pilonv - 25
G - 30
Shark - 23
Bloodwake - 19
Bork - 10
Diunx - 24
Mamacint - 2
« Last Edit: January 27, 2013, 10:06:26 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 07:33:06 PM »


CHECKIN IN.
IYKYK

MyNameIsMethodis

  • QUIT
  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 07:37:21 PM »


IM IN
USA

parallax

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 10:02:23 PM »
I'm gonna get garbage. I know I will. But I'm in.

Trent Dole

  • the sharpest tool in the shed
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 11:13:52 PM »
Aw sheeit an SA tradition invades The Bore! I'm in. :hyper
Hi

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 12:03:32 AM »
JOIN US feggits
IYKYK

The Sceneman

  • Did my wife send you?
  • Senior Member
The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 12:07:28 AM »
Will there be a bootleg stream of this thing? If so I'm in
#1

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 12:09:07 AM »
Sure will!
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 12:20:52 AM »
Aw sheeit an SA tradition invades The Bore! I'm in. :hyper

Naw SA tradition is like...if John Cena wins the Rumble I will change my name to Fat Breast milk Ducts and make my avatar an avatar of your choosing. That makes the game certain and it isn't a game of Russian roulette. In my game everyone draws and everyone has an equal chance of getting fucked.
IYKYK

Trent Dole

  • the sharpest tool in the shed
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 12:22:14 AM »
Haha fine we're different special unique snowflakes then. :-*
I don't see how anyone can find anything to argue or be unhappy about during RR season. :hyper
Hi

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon

Trent Dole

  • the sharpest tool in the shed
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 12:30:55 AM »
Rumble is always one of the biggest and best of the year, yeah.  8)
Hi

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2013, 01:18:35 AM »
Thanks for entering the 2013 Royal Rumble bore roulette, Malek!
IYKYK

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2013, 01:20:16 AM »
I don't want to take a bullet--or do I?  :-*

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 01:39:20 AM »
I cant join live but can I join? :heart

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2013, 01:48:28 AM »
Yes! You can!
IYKYK

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

  • •••
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2013, 06:20:12 AM »
Count me in!
うぐう

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2013, 06:31:04 AM »
I'm in!

(Please god I dont ask for much, dont give me Cena :'( )

Shaka Khan

  • Leather Jihadist
  • Senior Member
The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2013, 07:30:34 AM »
You guys realize this is all fake, right?
Unzip

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2013, 07:41:11 AM »
Thanks for joining, Shaka!
IYKYK

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2013, 07:52:52 AM »
You guys realize this is all fake, right?

Verdigris Murder

  • #metoo
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2013, 08:38:59 AM »
(Image removed from quote.)

That's a pretty large gay orgy.
It's an updated Rape of the Sabine Women. Although no actual rape took place in the earlier version, as Romans were actually quite romantic for a bunch of oleaginous wops.
:{]

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2013, 08:40:13 AM »
What do I have to do besides entering?

Andrex is cooking up a site.

On rumble we will all get our numbers and I will post the link to the ppv bootleg link so you niccas can watch greatness.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 08:41:59 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2013, 08:46:42 AM »
So far we have 12 entrants!

- himuro
- Methodist
- Trent
- parallax
- sceneman
- wrath
- malek
- mono
- arby's
- Shaka
- borys
- martin
IYKYK

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2013, 09:35:35 AM »
I dont have mono :'(

Yeti

  • Hail Hydra
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2013, 01:28:34 PM »
Why do you get punished if your entrant wins? That seems backwards to me.
WDW

MyNameIsMethodis

  • QUIT
  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2013, 02:10:45 PM »
lol methodist
USA

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2013, 02:38:36 PM »
Why do you get punished if your entrant wins? That seems backwards to me.

Russian Roulette.

The winner is the bullet.

I am doing this because the bore does not have a large wrestling Fan community. On another site with a bigger community someone can get away with "If Generico is at the Rumble I will change my user name to Shitty Poster Fat Tits." But that's because you have to be knowledgeable about the odds and have a good idea of what may happen during the Rumble due to current or future storylines. If you aren't staying current with the storylines, how do you make a wager like that?

At SA, most everyone signs up but that's just to root for their entrant. Biting the bullet is optional and in no way required to play the game on that site. That is boring. To get anyone at the bore to join this in big numbers, there has to be a punishment for everyone in equal measure. This only works if we get 30 people, or close to it.

If you want, I can take out the "root for your entrant" rule and still have the suicide rules in.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 02:53:15 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

Yeti

  • Hail Hydra
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2013, 03:28:18 PM »
Ok. And what is a "jobber"?
WDW

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2013, 03:41:50 PM »
A lackey. Someone whose "job" is to lose, and often, and make other people look better for storyline purposes.

Terms!

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ycn-10870131

Quote
Unlike other forms of entertainment, the language of pro wrestling remained a mystery for decades. This shouldn't be a surprise considering wrestling promoters tried to conceal the fact that its matches were predetermined. However, even today, most of the terms and phrases that define the culture of pro wrestling are rarely used on air.

What's funny about the secretive nature of pro wrestling is that many fans, myself included, had to invent terms for concepts that we witnessed every week. Throughout this article, I'll occasionally throw in the terms that I used as a boy to define pro wrestling. Take a closer look at 10 terms every pro wrestling fan should know.

Jobber

This term describes a wrestler who always loses. It is derived from the verb "to job" which means to lose in wrestling. Hence, a jobber is one who always loses. Growing up, my family and I called these wrestlers "chumps."

Over

A wrestler who is over elicits a crowd reaction. It is important to note that this term encompasses both positive and negative feedback. In pro wrestling, it really doesn't matter why someone is over.

Push

Sometimes a wrestler has difficulty getting over so the promotion gives him a strong storyline to help make this happen. A push is the term used to define the act of a promotion to help a wrestler in this way.

Kayfabe

The term kayfabe means that we are led to believe something about a wrestler's life is true when it really isn't. One of the best examples of this is Kane. When the WWE tells us that he is the Undertaker's brother, that is kayfabe.

Mark

For most of its history, this term was used to describe a fan who believed that wrestling was real. It is definitely a derisive term. Today, it is hard to believe there are really any marks left. However, during my childhood, I was a mark!

Smart

This term is the opposite of mark. A smart wrestling fan knows the business is entertainment. Lately however, the terms have melded into "smark" which defines a fan who knows wrestling is entertainment, but loves it anyway.

Face

A face, or "babyface," is the hero in a match. Usually, a face follows the rules and is popular with wrestling fans. I just called them "good guys" as a child. However, since the Attitude Era of the WWE, a face can also be a rulebreaker.

Heel

This term should not be a surprise, even to non-wrestling fans. In movies, this term was used to describe the villain. In wrestling, the heel is usually not a crowd favorite and is a cheater. To me, heels were "bad guys."

Work

The term work describes 99.9% of everything we see in pro wrestling. A work can be the finish of a match, a heated confrontation or a bad decision by the referee. So what is not a work?

Shoot

A shoot is anything that is real and not scripted. However, the best worked interviews and promos look like shoots. When something is extremely well done, like CM Punk's Raw promo, fans debate whether it was a work or a shoot.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 03:53:09 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

pilonv1

  • I love you just the way I am
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2013, 04:41:16 PM »
I guess I will join
itm

The Sceneman

  • Did my wife send you?
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2013, 11:03:32 PM »
I havent watched any Wrestling for ages but I do enjoy it. Gutted I didn't go to see The Bushwackers a couple of months back

Keen to watch the Rumble live. What time is it on? I'll need to stay up probably.

#1

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2013, 11:11:12 PM »
Not sure about NZ time but....

IYKYK

The Sceneman

  • Did my wife send you?
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2013, 11:12:36 PM »
yeah all g I just use one of those online calculators to figure out EST in my place
#1

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2013, 11:19:51 PM »
- himuro
- Methodis
- Trent
- parallax
- sceneman
- wrath
- malek
- momo
- arby's
- Shaka
- borys
- martin
- yeti
- pilonv
IYKYK

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2013, 12:01:17 AM »
I'm going to shoot on himuro mid match and legit make him tap

Yeti

  • Hail Hydra
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2013, 12:56:25 AM »
I never realized wrestling had such a robust lexicon, how fun! Although I am a little disappointed that being a jobber has nothing to do with blowjobs or handjobs.
WDW

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2013, 11:42:06 AM »
I never realized wrestling had such a robust lexicon, how fun! Although I am a little disappointed that being a jobber has nothing to do with blowjobs or handjobs.

This glossary has a good assortment of terms, but here are the important ones:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_Slang

# Angle - A fictional storyline. An angle may be as small as a single match or a vendetta that lasts for years. It is not uncommon to see an angle become retconned due to it not getting "over" with the fans, or if one of the wrestlers currently involved in the angle is released from his contract.
# Attitude Era - Refers to a time period from Wrestlemania XIV to Wrestlemania XVII when the World Wrestling Federation product shifted from being "family-oriented" entertainment to being "edgier," more crude, and dealing with more adult situations (frequently sexual in nature) and ultimately was the most successful period for the company.
# Babyface - A good guy.
# Blading - The act of cutting ones self or another person open in order to bleed, usually done on the forehead.
# Botch - A scripted move that failed.
# Bump - When a wrestler hits the mat or ground.
# Bury - Refers to the worked lowering (relegation) of a popular wrestler's status in the eyes of the fans. It is also the act of a promoter or booker causing a wrestler to lose popularity by forcing him to lose matches badly (squash) and/or making him participate in unentertaining or degrading storylines. It can be a result of real-life backstage disagreements or feuds between the wrestler and the booker, the wrestler falling out of favor with the company, or the wrestler receiving an unpopular gimmick that causes him to lose credibility regardless of win-loss record. See Wrestler: Triple H.
# Busted Open - Term used to describe a wrestler that is bleeding.
# Call or Called Spot - When one wrestler instructs the other of what is going to happen in the match.
# Carry - The act of one wrestler doing most of the work (selling moves, calling spots) to make a match watchable
# Cheap pop - When a wrestler (often a face) incites a positive crowd reaction by "kissing up" to the crowd (for example, mentioning the name of the city or complimenting a local sports team). Mick Foley notoriously uses cheap pops by using the city's name and giving a foolhardy "thumbs-up" to the camera.
# Draw - To be able to attract the attention of the audience
# Face - Short for "Babyface"
# Faction or Stable - is a group of wrestlers within a promotion who have a common element -- friendships, either real or storyline, a common manager, or a common storyline -- which puts them together as a unit. Stables can be small alliances of three to six wrestlers (such as D-Generation X, Evolution, and The Four Horsemen), or supergroups that include up to half the promotion's talent roster (such as the New World Order, the WCW/ECW Alliance, Planet Jarrett, and Sports Entertainment Xtreme).
# Feud - A battle between two or more wrestlers or stables, often involving matches, promos, and angles. A feud usually lasts for several months.
# Finisher - A wrestler's trademark move that leads to a finish.
# Flair Flop - When after being pummeled (usually in the corner), Ric Flair will confidently stride out and look to have regained his composure, only to flop flat on his face.
# Gig - The blade a wrestler uses to cut himself.
# Gimmick - A wrestler's personality, behavior, attire, and/or other distinguishing traits while performing. It can also be an implement used to cheat. For example, Jeff Jarrett's gimmick is knocking out opponents with his guitar, and the guitar itself is also a "gimmick." In recent years, the emphasis has been on more realistic gimmicks which portray the wrestler as an actual person, albeit with exaggerated personality traits, as opposed to previous years during which gimmicks could be best described as cartoonish. A wrestler may be expected to portray many gimmicks during their career, most of which may be implausible or inconsistent. Sometimes a wrestler may undergo a complete change of on-screen personality from one week to the next.
# Green - Refers to a wrestler (often called a green boy) who is in the early stages of their career and, as a result, may be prone to make mistakes because of their inexperience.
# Hardcore wrestling - Matches that focus on the use of weapons such as chairs, chains, fireballs, ladders, and tire irons, often combined with brawling all over the arena, rather than traditional wrestling holds and techniques, also referred to by some as garbage wrestling.
# Hard way - When a move does much more damage than a worked move. It can also (and mostly) refers to bleeding caused legitimately, as opposed to using a blood capsule or blading.
# Heel - A bad guy.
# Highspot - A top-rope move, or a series of maneuvers perceived as dangerous.
# Hot Tag - In a tag team match, when a face wrestler tags in a fresh partner after several minutes of being dominated by his opponents. Often the hot tag happens after several teases (where the other face is enticed into the ring, only to be stopped by the referee and the heels getting away with illegal tactics).
# Hulking Up - When a wrestler begins to come back in a match by no-selling a wrestler's moves and fights back. Named for Hulk Hogan, who did this in many of his matches in America.
# Indy - Short for "independent promotion," refers to a wrestling group that is too small to compete on a national level.
# Job - A scheduled loss.
# Jobber - A wrestler whose primary function is losing to better-known wrestlers.
# Kayfabe - Term used to describe the illusion (and up-keep of the illusion) that professional wrestling is not staged (i.e. that the on-screen situations between performers represent reality). Also used by wrestlers as a signal to close ranks and stop discussing business due to an uninformed person arriving in earshot. The term is said to have been loosely derived from the Pig Latin pronunciation of the word "fake" ("akefay").
# Low Blow - Where a wrestler hits the other wrestler in the crotch.
# Lucha libre or Lucha - Mexican professional wrestling, which translates to "Free Fighting". It is used to describe the Mexican style of wrestling that consists of high-flying acrobatic moves.
# Luchador - A Mexican wrestler.
# Main eventer - A wrestler who is viewed by management to be one of the top draws on the roster and thus is promoted in Main Events.
# Manager - A performer assigned to accompany a wrestler to the ring and, usually, put them over in interviews. They are often used to help a heel cheat and incite the crowd.
# Mark - A fan who believes that the characters and events of some or all of professional wrestling are real. The term can also be applied to a fan who idolizes a particular wrestler, promotion, or style of wrestling to a point some might consider excessive.
# Marking out - A moment of enjoying professional wrestling "for what it is" rather than analyzing its staged nature.
# Mid-carder - A wrestler who wrestles in the middle of programs, is seen as being high in seniority but less than a money draw.
# Monster heel - A villain who is portrayed as unstoppable, usually to set up a feud with a promotion's lead face. Particularly applies to heels who are physically monstrous, grotesque, or just plain scary.
# Muta scale - A scale to measure the amount of blood lost by a wrestler in a match. The scale goes from 0.0 (no blood loss) to 1.0 (corresponds to the amount of blood lost by The Great Muta during a 1992 match against Hiroshi Hase, during which Muta performed what is widely hailed as the most gruesome bladejob of all time).
# No-sell - Giving no reaction to another wrestler's offense or moves.
# No-show - When a wrestler doesn't show up for a match. No-shows are usually staged, often for the purposes of a storyline. Legit no-shows are less frequent, since the wrestler (or other employee) is usually fired or suspended afterwards.
# Over - Refers to a performer whom the fans care about (either positively or negatively) or the act of making someone look good, often by losing to them. Wrestlers can be over as either faces or heels. The term suggests that the fans are buying into what the wrestler is selling, meaning his character. One of the most common ways a wrestler can be "put over" is by winning a match. It's also possible to put someone over by taking bumps or selling a move.
# Over-sell - Showing too much of a reaction to another wrestler's offense. For example, tumbling head over heels all the way across the ring from a simple punch would be an over-sell.
# Politician - A wrestler who establishes connections with management in hopes of garnering the backstage clout to influence creative and business decisions behind the scenes.
# Pop - A sudden crowd reaction, either positive or negative.
# Promo - A promotional interview (as in "cutting a promo"). Often includes either an "in-ring interview" or (on television) a skit by wrestlers and other performers to advance a storyline or feud.
# Promotion - A group that organizes professional wrestling events.
# Puroresu - Japanese Professional Wrestling
# Put Over- To allow oneself to be pinned or otherwise defeated by someone or to compliment them in an interview to get that person over.
# Psychology - The story of a match. It can be as simple as a wrestler going after someone's bad leg or trying to hit a move to which the wrestler knows they have a weakness.
# Push - When a wrestler gains popularity with wins and positive exposure. A push can be a sudden win over a major superstar, or becoming involved in a high profile angle.
# Ref bump - When the referee for a match is intentionally knocked out, generally to allow outside interference or other illegal act.
# Repackage - To completely change a wrestler's gimmick, going beyond a simple face or heel turn. Usually, wrestlers are taken off of TV for a period of time before being repackaged. Other times wrestlers are repackaged quickly, on TV, by simply acting differently.
# Rest hold - A hold applied more lightly at a designated point in a match in order to save energy.
# Rub - Situation where a wrestler that is new and/or not popular is paired with one that is, either as his ally or enemy, with the hope that some of the popularity enjoyed by the popular wrestler will "rub off" on the one that is not.
# Run-in - Occurs when one or more individuals who are not actively participating in a match run into the ring. Run-ins are almost always made by heels, typically to further a feud with a face. More often than not, a run-in will result in a "beatdown" in which the heel(s) pummel the face(s) until the script calls for the beating to stop, either from the heels' satisfaction with their handiwork, a retaliatory run-in by one or more faces, or (less often) the entrance of one or more authority figures (referees, road agents, security personnel). Sometimes a run-in results from a face wanting to stop a heel from physically punishing a weaker opponent, usually to set up a feud.
# Sandbag - To not cooperate with a throw and to act as dead weight, which makes the moves the wrestler is attempting much harder, if not impossible to pull off. It's usually done in protest to something that the wrestler performing the move has done incorrectly earlier in the match, such as not protecting his/her opponent or working stiff.
# Save - When one or more wrestlers enter the ring to aid an ally.
# Screwjob - A match with a controversial or unsatisfying finish, often involving cheating or outside interference.
# Sell - Reacting to an opponents attacks in a manner that suggests that the techniques are being applied at full-force.
# Shoot - Any "real" event in the world or wrestling (as in "shoot interview").
# Smark - A portmanteau of "smart mark," a phrase coined by Internet smart marks to describe a fan who enjoys pro wrestling despite or because they know that it is staged. AKA Stupid Dickheads.
# Sports Entertainment - A term coined by WWE to differentiate its product from traditional professional wrestling as an attempt to garner interest from a broader audience. It refers to the mix of wrestling, scripted storylines, and concepts which borrow from other forms of pop-culture entertainment.
# Spot - A preplanned move, which is designed to get a particular audience reaction or determine the pace of the match. Spots can be anything from an Irish Whip at a certain time, to a series of spots, for example a succession of reversals. Wrestlers who choreograph their matches before the show will usually decide on an opening spot and an ending, as well as several spots to use throughout the match. The remainder of the match will be divided between transition moves and general offensive and defensive moves. (See "high spot" and "blown spot")
# Spotfest - A match which consists mainly or entirely of spots, normally with little flow between moves and no logical transitions. Referring to a match as a spotfest may have positive and negative connotations. A spotfest is normally a fast-paced, exciting match with constant displays of athleticism. When the term is used in a pejorative context, the match appears choreographed (for example, it may contain Spot shuffles, where wrestlers will put themselves in obvious danger). In addition, spotfests often contain many high risk moves (i.e. aerial maneuvers), and therefore endanger the health of the participants. Spotfests tend to be more common in cruiserweight matches.
# Spot Monkey - A wrestler who is well known for focussing very heavily on cramming as many high spots into a single match without regard to in-ring psychology. More commonly found working in Cruiserweight or extreme style matches. It is mostly used as a pejorative term.
# Squash - An extremely one-sided match which is usually over quickly.
# Stiff - When a wrestler puts excessive force into his attacks or maneuvers on his opponent, deliberately or accidentally.
# Strong Style - A Japanese-inspired professional wrestling style that is worked, yet aims to deliver realistic performances. The style emphasizes stiff attacks and worked shoots.
# Superstar - A term used by the WWF/WWE when talking about a wrestler instead of "wrestler".
# Swerve - A sudden change in the direction of a storyline to surprise the fans. Usually, but not always, it involves one wrestler turning on an ally, often to join someone who had been a mutual enemy to that point. These swerves almost always lead to the start of a new feud between the former friends. Another kind of swerve is when a booker does everything in their power to convince the fans that something specific is going to happen at a show or someone they're expecting is going to debut (or come back), only to then do something completely different. It is sometimes the result of a false report by a wrestler to the press.
# Tag Team - A pair of superstars working together in a tag team match (a match which pits two or more teams of wrestlers against one another).
# Tap Out - Submitting to a submission maneuver by tapping on the mat. Unheard of in World Wrestling Entertainment until late 1997 when Bret Hart tapped out to an ankle lock applied by Ken Shamrock while the referee was bumped. Previously, wrestlers vocally told the referee if they wished to submit or not. Today, the tap-out method is almost always used.
# Turn - When a wrestler switches from face to heel or vice versa.
# Tweener - a morally ambiguous wrestler, neither a bad guy or good guy (an inbetweener), who will fight anyone regardless of alignment (i.e. Stone Cold Steve Austin). This term is also used to describe wrestlers who use tactics typically associated with heels (i.e., cheating), yet are still cheered by fans in spite of (or because of) these antics(i.e. Eddie Guerrero).
# Undercard - Matches prior to the main event. (See also Dark match).
# Unification - The act of combining two championships into one; the result of which is either an entirely new title or the consolidation of one title into another.
# Work noun. - An event booked to happen, from the carnival tradition of "working the crowd." The opposite of a work is a shoot.
# Work, verb. - To specifically and methodically attack, especially a single body part. To "work" on a body part (i.e. an arm) would be to repeatedly use force on that part, until it is damaged enough to be used in the finish of the match.
# Worked Shoot - A scripted segment that takes place in a show with elements of reality being exposed. It can also be a segment that fans are meant to believe is a shoot, but is not.
# Workrate - A wrestler's use of "work" to develop a match. One's workrate is determined by his or her ability to "work" in an intelligent and productive manner. When used by critics, it is an analysis of the action in a match and the skill level exhibited.
IYKYK

Verdigris Murder

  • #metoo
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2013, 07:36:10 PM »
Tldr but there's not mention of dark match. That actually sounds pretty cool. The word pairing at least.

And they all have massive breasts.
:{]

Robo

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2013, 08:06:28 PM »
I'll play with a caveat: I'm not watching the match and I might not do the punishment if I don't feel like it.  Fun fun fun!
obo

Verdigris Murder

  • #metoo
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2013, 08:10:56 PM »
What he said.
:{]

MyNameIsMethodis

  • QUIT
  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2013, 08:18:44 PM »
can we do e-fed promos before the rumble plz
USA

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2013, 08:38:37 PM »
:lol if you want
IYKYK

G The Resurrected

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2013, 12:56:36 AM »
Shall I bring a Bore sign with me when I go to RAW next week?

I'm not gonna watch Royal Rumble its too much, but it looks like it could be a lot of fun.

Trent Dole

  • the sharpest tool in the shed
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2013, 12:21:49 AM »
Giant blue :maf DO IIIIT
Hi

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2013, 01:43:57 PM »
we doing this?

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: The Bore's 2013 Royal Rumble Russian Roulette of Pain - JANUARY 27
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2013, 07:13:04 AM »
Yes, and we need the numbers from WWE.

MORE PEOPLE PLEASE.

- himuro
- Methodis
- Trent
- parallax
- sceneman
- wrath
- malek
- momo
- arby's
- Shaka
- borys
- martin
- yeti
- pilonv
- G
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Decided to hand out numbers now:

himuro - 28
Methodis - 4
Trent - 6
parallax - 13
sceneman - 29
wrath - 20
malek - 18
momo - 7
arby's - 12
Shaka - 27
borys - 14
robo - 21
martin - 5
yeti - 9
pilonv - 25
G - 30
Shark - 23
Bloodwake - 19
Bork - 10
Diunx - 24
Mamacint - 2

WE NEED MORE!

numbers courtesy of http://www.random.org/
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:25:39 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

Bloodwake

  • Legend in his own mind
  • Senior Member
So why are you punished if your wrestler wins again? Maybe I am reading this incorrectly.
HLR

Bloodwake

  • Legend in his own mind
  • Senior Member
I am in regardless. It is wrestling related.
HLR

Himu

  • Senior Member
Because it is Russian roulette and the winner is the bullet.
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Shark - 23
Bloodwake - 19
IYKYK

bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
Ah, it's random?  OK, deal me in.
ど助平

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

  • •••
  • Senior Member
I got #12... http://royalrumbler.wordpress.com/2010/12/08/entry-12/


2006 Chris Benoit


ahuahuahuahuahua
うぐう

Himu

  • Senior Member
Bork - 10
IYKYK

pilonv1

  • I love you just the way I am
  • Senior Member
himu getting 28 is suspect
itm

Himu

  • Senior Member
I hit random in the random number gen and got 28! PROMISE.

If you want to trade, let's trade!
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
G got the lucky number of 30.
IYKYK

bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
himu getting 28 is suspect

He's doomed himself then...you don't want to be winner!

No way #10 is winning.  I'm in the clear.   :pimp
ど助平

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
momo - 7 YES

YES

YES