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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7200 on: October 30, 2014, 02:06:06 PM »


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He was so critical of flaws in NASA's "safety culture" that he threatened to remove his name from the report unless it included his personal observations on the reliability of the shuttle, which appeared as Appendix F.[53] In the appendix, he argued that the estimates of reliability offered by NASA management were wildly unrealistic, differing as much as a thousandfold from the estimates of working engineers. "For a successful technology," he concluded, "reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled."[54]

Richard Feynman wrote that while other members of the Commission met with NASA and supplier top management he sought out the engineers and technicians. That is how he became aware of the O-ring problem. He also noted that one of the Commission's main worries concerned the type of leather binding in which to present the report to the President.[14]
That's my favorite part of the Rogers Commission.

I just read that part in his book where he wrote that last week.

Richard Feynman is a personal hero of mine, such an awesome person.
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« Reply #7201 on: October 30, 2014, 04:19:28 PM »


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Church & Dwight, one of the world’s biggest condom makers, did not respond to questions about the impact that Mr. Gardner might have on its inventory if he is elected.

Similar but different radio version: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/elections/2014/GMMB_25914_NARAL_CO_ThisGuy.mp3
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He has returned home to report failure in his mission to purchase condoms. “How did this happen?” she asks.

He replies: “Cory Gardner banned birth control, and now it’s all on us guys. And you can’t find a condom anywhere. And the pill was just the start. The Pell grants my little brother was counting on for college? Cory cut them! Climate change that everyone knows is weirding our weather—Cory flat-out denies it! Sweet pea, Cory denies science!”
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« Reply #7202 on: October 30, 2014, 05:29:34 PM »
Wait. So CNN is reporting that Senator Graham made some offensive jokes and then proceed to tell how Senator Graham made a (bad) joke saying "baptists are the ones that drink but don't admit it" and I'm supposed to be all offended by that?
What is this? GAF?
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« Reply #7203 on: October 30, 2014, 05:37:45 PM »
I don't remember the exact phrasing, but I knew an old Catholic guy that used to tell this one:

Q: How can you spot a Baptist or Catholic in a liquor store?

A: The Baptist is the one that tries to duck out without being seen. The Catholic is the one that walks up to you and says "How's it going, Father?"
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7204 on: October 30, 2014, 05:58:37 PM »
I went to a Catholic wedding where the padre made fun of Methodists during the actual ceremony.

I still don't understand why he felt the need to do this. :yeshrug

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« Reply #7205 on: October 30, 2014, 06:03:57 PM »
Why do you always take 2 mormons fishing? Because if you take just one he'll drink all the beer. But with another neither will touch it.

What did the mormon girl do after she learned there was alcohol at the party? She put on her pants and went home.
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7206 on: October 30, 2014, 07:53:52 PM »
Setting 1981 as your index is pretty good.

Anyway, we're all on average vastly better off now than the 1980's or ever before.

For example, Wikipedia is almost infinitely superior to World Book unless you need to prop up a table or something.

Better in tech? Sure

Better in anything else, let's review?

Job security: Reagan
Housing: LOL Reagan
Gas: Reagan
International Relations: reagan took down the USSR, obama once almost did some shit to ISIS
Free phones: Obama
Pizza for voting: Obama


Yeah, it's pretty close.
Older post but Reagan ignored the AIDS crisis. For that alone he's a fucking crime against humanity.

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« Reply #7208 on: October 31, 2014, 09:09:41 PM »
The New Progressive Left of PollingGAF:
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I am quite disappointed how forgetful and ungrateful people are.

FFS, the stock market is at record highs, gas prices are CHEAP, unemployment is low, interest rates are still low, GDP growth is high, inflation is controlled, the deficit is at one of the lowest rates compared to GDP in the last 40 years . . . and yet people still whine?

And people jumped all over me for semi-seriously calling him (and others) a reactionary conservative who stans for the status quo*.

*If the D's are in power.

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« Reply #7209 on: October 31, 2014, 09:15:09 PM »
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Because they keep electing morons that impede progress. ... I normally dont like condensing complicated stuff to a one-liner like this. But everything speculawyer said is true and then some. They should look at the whole picture instead of just looking at their pockets. I'll go one step further and say most of the Americans are stupid and downright idiotic when it comes to politics ... Republicans have mastered the American politics and have the whole country eating out of their hands when it comes to their creation myths (high deficit is bad! government is evil!), and our idiotic citizenry now thinks Republicans are more adept at handling economy and foreign policy.
The People have spoken and they should be ignored! And they should vote for their own interests, as long as it lines up with the big picture!

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« Reply #7210 on: October 31, 2014, 09:25:01 PM »
speculawyer has been posting gross shit for years. He's one of the O.G. neo-Malthusians at GAF.

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« Reply #7211 on: October 31, 2014, 10:39:38 PM »
Someone invite spec over here.
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« Reply #7212 on: October 31, 2014, 11:16:22 PM »
remember all the amazing things poligaf said Obama would get done in his second term, and how "no holds barred" he'd be
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the thread is full of hacks.
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« Reply #7213 on: October 31, 2014, 11:18:21 PM »
Someone invite spec over here.
what? why?
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« Reply #7214 on: October 31, 2014, 11:36:43 PM »
you'll get your wish walrus: I bet one of the first things a republican congress gets done and Obama signs of on is a corporate tax cut.
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7215 on: November 01, 2014, 01:58:00 PM »
I can cope with two years of repub majority if it means we'll get a wave of dem support and hilary in 2016
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« Reply #7216 on: November 01, 2014, 02:00:50 PM »
perfect time for Obama's triangulation heel turn. They thought he was a socialist when he was a 70s republican all this time.
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« Reply #7217 on: November 01, 2014, 03:12:23 PM »
perfect time for Obama's triangulation heel turn. They thought he was a socialist when he was a 70s republican all this time.
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« Reply #7218 on: November 01, 2014, 03:25:17 PM »
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Just got the laziest go vote call, the person left me a voice mail, but not just for me, for me and the subcomandante of our commune.

Be creepy as fuck to get people to vote y'all. :heh

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« Reply #7219 on: November 01, 2014, 06:37:28 PM »
perfect time for Obama's triangulation heel turn. They thought he was a socialist when he was a 70s republican all this time.
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Does that make Harry Reid the Macho Man?

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« Reply #7220 on: November 01, 2014, 07:57:56 PM »
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Just got the laziest go vote call, the person left me a voice mail, but not just for me, for me and the subcomandante of our commune.

Be creepy as fuck to get people to vote y'all. :heh
Bo Schembechler's wife or daughter or something left my parents a voice mail to vote for some Republican guy on the UofM Board of Regents. But she was like whispering the entire thing like she was doing it from under a desk or something in DNC HQ.

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« Reply #7221 on: November 01, 2014, 07:59:52 PM »
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Just got the laziest go vote call, the person left me a voice mail, but not just for me, for me and the subcomandante of our commune.

Be creepy as fuck to get people to vote y'all. :heh
Bo Schembechler's wife or daughter or something left my parents a voice mail to vote for some Republican guy on the UofM Board of Regents. But she was like whispering the entire thing like she was doing it from under a desk or something in DNC HQ.

She doesn't have to speak too loudly considering there might only be 7 other republicans in Ann Arbor.
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« Reply #7222 on: November 01, 2014, 11:44:49 PM »

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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7224 on: November 02, 2014, 03:42:30 PM »
yes, the media has been biased against Palin because it does make her look like an utter moron from a poorly behaved family whereas the truth is she's... oh....

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« Reply #7225 on: November 02, 2014, 04:05:57 PM »
yes, the media has been biased against Palin because it does make her look like an utter moron from a poorly behaved family whereas the truth is she's... oh....

Yeah, but just look at all the accomplishments she's had in her political career like...oh...
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« Reply #7226 on: November 02, 2014, 04:09:58 PM »
But at least she's a good speaker and has a lot of interesting ideas like...oh...
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« Reply #7227 on: November 03, 2014, 12:20:42 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/03/opinion/cancel-the-midterms.html?_r=0
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There was a time when midterm elections made sense — at our nation’s founding, the Constitution represented a new form of republican government, and it was important for at least one body of Congress to be closely accountable to the people.

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The main impact of the midterm election in the modern era has been to weaken the president, the only government official (other than the powerless vice president) elected by the entire nation. Since the end of World War II, the president’s party has on average lost 25 seats in the House and about 4 in the Senate as a result of the midterms. This is a bipartisan phenomenon — Democratic presidents have lost an average of 31 House seats and between 4 to 5 Senate seats in midterms; Republican presidents have lost 20 and 3 seats, respectively.

The realities of the modern election cycle are that we spend almost two years selecting a president with a well-developed agenda, but then, less than two years after the inauguration, the midterm election cripples that same president’s ability to advance that agenda.

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There’s an obvious, simple fix, though. The government should, through a constitutional amendment, extend the term of House members to four years and adjust the term of senators to either four or eight years, so that all elected federal officials would be chosen during presidential election years. Doing so would relieve some (though, of course, not all) of the systemic gridlock afflicting the federal government and provide members of Congress with the ability to focus more time and energy on governance instead of electioneering.

This adjustment would also give Congress the breathing space to consider longer-term challenges facing the nation — such as entitlement spending, immigration and climate change — that are either too complex or politically toxic to tackle within a two-year election cycle.
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7228 on: November 03, 2014, 12:25:22 PM »
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« Reply #7229 on: November 03, 2014, 12:25:47 PM »
I get where the author is coming from, but I feel like the bigger problem here is that election cycles keep getting longer and longer, to the point where it never seems like we're actually outside of one. Less than halfway through Obama's second term and the media has already been talking so much about 2016 that I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.
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« Reply #7230 on: November 03, 2014, 12:32:43 PM »
Rather than write something myself, this comment on the article mostly hits all the points I was going to:
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Bill New Zealand 2 hours ago

Good God no! I live overseas in a Parliamentary system; it is unrepresentative and barely democracy. All elected officials put party before constituency, and MPs in many cases are not allowed to vote against party, so one of the very issues that allows for bipartisanship in the US system--voting against your own party--is not possible by design.

You don't even vote for a leader, but a party. There are no primaries, so who the party anoints is who you are stuck with. And elections come around when the party in power decides to call one.

The US system may be having problems, but the solution is a not a system that allows the voters to be totally ignored while a government rams an agenda down the nation's throat with little or no debate.

I cannot even imagine what the US would have looked like if Bush and Cheney had been elected in the NZ parliamentary system with no checks on power, and a completely stifled opposition. Yes, believe it or not, in a different system, it would have been far worse.

While I get annoyed by gridlock, the fact is true democracy is alway a struggle between those trying to govern and those trying to reign in power. Any government that works without real and effective opposition is no longer a democracy.

It certainly seems like a lot of people want to move to that kind of system of one election that decides everything for four or five years until the next one. And the obsessiveness over the Presidential elections is that + Great Man Theory.

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« Reply #7231 on: November 03, 2014, 01:12:30 PM »
Oakland mayor's race best candidate:

http://www.oakmayor2014.com/candidates/peter-y-liu/#toggle-id-1

Good crazy answers, but this one :whew

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The Oakland city council is corrupted and incompetent to the core. It rear its ugly head with the city garbage contract process, shady at least and illegal at worst. I am not their friend. Their support is not needed because my "Community Empowered Safety Plan" does not require the council for implementation. I am there to instill fear in the council, with watchful eyes like a cat watching blind mice play. When I pierce their deception, corruption, and/or bribery, that is when I pounce. They'll know me as Overseer Liu. To achieve my goals, if any councilmember obstructs me in any way that is unreasonable, I'll intellectually bitch slap them until they go home crying. Even a grown man will have thousand tears drip like piss. I'll video tape it in HD with my brand new cellphone holding it ten inches from their forehead then post it on YouTube.
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« Reply #7232 on: November 03, 2014, 01:13:17 PM »
last sentence needs to be in the bold too

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« Reply #7233 on: November 03, 2014, 01:14:00 PM »
Fixed. That guy :dead
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« Reply #7234 on: November 03, 2014, 01:23:12 PM »
GOP Establishment: "SEE WE'RE NORMAL, VOTE FOR US IN 2016"
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/11/2014-elections-republican-candidates-112428.html
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For the Republican Party’s leadership, taking control of the U.S. Senate might not even be the sweetest part of a victory in 2014.

With growing confidence as Election Day approaches, Republican leaders are preparing to argue that broad GOP gains in the House and Senate would represent a top-to-bottom validation of their party’s mainline wing. Having taken a newly heavy-handed approach to the primary season this year, the top strategists of the Republican coalition say capturing the majority would set a powerful precedent for similar actions in the future — not just in Senate and congressional races, but in the presidential primary season as well.

National Republicans managed this year to snuff out every bomb-throwing insurgent who tried to wrest a Senate nod away from one of their favored candidates. They spent millions against baggage-laden activists such as Matt Bevin, the Louisville investor who mounted a ham-fisted challenge to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Mississippi state Sen. Chris McDaniel, the conservative upstart who imperiled a safe seat by nearly ousting longtime Sen. Thad Cochran.

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Senate GOP Whip John Cornyn, the Texan who twice chaired the National Republican Senatorial Committee, said the party had experienced a “very, very important evolution” this year — one from which it would not turn back.

“Where we ran into problems was where that small sliver of the party insisted on nominating people who could win the primary but couldn’t win the general,” Cornyn said of the past two election cycles. Of the party’s successful 2014 course-correction, Cornyn said: “I promise you it’s a lesson we will not forget.”

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What’s more, the party took additional steps to lean on the primary process and shape it in its favor: In Colorado, Republicans coaxed prosecutor Ken Buck out of his second campaign for the U.S. Senate and into a congressional race, making way for Gardner’s statewide campaign. In Kentucky, after Bevin announced his primary run against McConnell, the Senate leader sent a message across his party’s hired-gun community by banishing Bevin’s consultants from the NRSC.

Indeed, no Republican embodies the campaign to lock down the primary process better than McConnell, the hard-nosed fundraising whiz who told The New York Times in March that he would “crush” the conservative outside groups lined up against him and his colleagues. “I don’t think they are going to have a single nominee anywhere in the country,” he said.

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For all their successes this year, GOP leaders are by no means confident that they have muffled the intraparty rebellion for good — or that they’ve created adequate maneuvering room in a presidential race for a candidate like Chris Christie, the party’s most prominent blue-state governor, or Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor who’s gotten crosswise with the base on immigration reform and Common Core education standards. (One well-connected Republican strategist warned: “If we get a nominee like Ted Cruz, we’ll have a Todd Akin-level disaster on an even bigger stage.”)

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As a result, Cole said, there’s a fairly wide recognition in the party — not just among donors and interest groups in Washington — that electoral competitiveness demands a more discerning approach to primaries. He cited Gardner’s Senate campaign and the elevation of Iowa state Sen. Joni Ernst, an anointed favorite of longtime Gov. Terry Branstad, as illustrative examples.

“That’s not just orchestrated from Washington, D.C. A lot of Republicans at the local level are also making smart decisions and saying, ‘It’s not enough to win the primary,’” Cole said. “I see the same thing in the House candidates I’ve interacted with over the last year.”

Whether or not the party’s more tactically prudent approach this year carries over into the mood of the Republican base in a presidential cycle, party leaders are confident the 2014 results will bolster electability-minded arguments heading into the next campaign.
“While many point to the president’s abysmal approval ratings or the GOP tilt to the playing field as the primary reasons we may win the U.S. Senate, the real key to victory on Election Day may be the quality of candidates on our side,” said Robert Blizzard, a Republican pollster who works with many House and Senate campaigns.

Invoking two of the party’s most famously disastrous recent nominees, Blizzard added: “There really are no [Richard] Mourdocks or [Christine] O’Donnells in this class of GOP candidates. That’s because our best general election candidates won their primaries this time around.”

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« Reply #7235 on: November 03, 2014, 01:24:33 PM »
Oakland mayor's race best candidate:

http://www.oakmayor2014.com/candidates/peter-y-liu/#toggle-id-1

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I don't give a fuck about professional sports. They're only good for useless entertainment value. What I do care about is that these teams don't leech off of pubic taxpayers to pay for their shit. Don't expect the taxpayers to build a stadium for your ass, you purchase the land and build it on your own dime motherfuckers. If you get offended by what I say, well fuck you too then.

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An alternative form of transportation I support is horses. I am an animal lover and those ponies are cute. With my trusty horse sidekick, HORSEY, I'll ride like a western cowboy slinging revolvers and my horse shit all over Oakland grass patches as natural fertilizer for the trees and flowers. I am an environmentalist too. Now you may think horses are kinda old fashion, not up in the Oakland hills, those people call themselves equestrians with stables the size of a three-car garage. We all need to learn to ride horses so we can stop paying outrageous gas prices.

Another reason why horses are better than bikes is no one today is crazy enough to want to steal a horse, they may get a hind leg kick to the face then it is game over. You've seen how easy it is to steal a car in Grand Theft Auto and Gone in 60 Seconds. You try that with a horse, it might bite your head off. MEEEeeeeehh.

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Just imagine yourself riding a horse, running pass an obnoxious Segway scooter ride, you can literally trample on his ass and bounce at the same time. I like that feeling. We must get more horses. Vote Liu.

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Not sure if the “digital divide” is such a bad thing, I don’t think kids are suffering because of it, but I’ll bridge the gap in Oakland with condoms. You see, what it means is 95% of the kids up in the Oakland hills be clicking on porno sites at an earlier age versus 50% of flatland kids be hooking it up with the real thang so they need contraceptives. I live in the flat lands, when I was 13, we didn’t have fast ass internet such as Cumcast, yeah it’s Cumcastic. What we had was slow ass AOL 56K modem, but I was still clicking on the “I am over 18” tab like a lab monkey. We use to wait for a jpeg to load in a minute or two. I was a nerd, trading dozens of 3.5” floppy disks each filled with 1.2MB of salacious photos to other nerds in school. Now I reminisce, what fucking losers we were, other male classmates who did not have internet access at home be bangin hot chicks in school. While we wasted time looking at a god damn 14 inch CRT, those other dudes be focusing on their “Mac” skills with their inches. Know what I am sayin. (REMINDER: all this shit happened before I accepted Jesus okay)

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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7236 on: November 03, 2014, 01:26:59 PM »
Hope he's ready to take that L

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« Reply #7237 on: November 03, 2014, 01:43:41 PM »
The A's have won a game this calendar year tho

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« Reply #7238 on: November 03, 2014, 01:44:54 PM »
The A's have won a game this calendar year tho

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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7239 on: November 03, 2014, 01:47:18 PM »


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McCain should be like "I got shot down, spent years in a prison camp, came back, and was successful. And you assholes want me to talk about a derelict family brawl.....fuck off"
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« Reply #7240 on: November 03, 2014, 01:51:49 PM »
If democrats survive tomorrow it'll be due to under sampling Hispanics in Colorado and the inability to accurately poll Alaska. Also black voters in Georgia.

Michigan wise I think Snyder will win by 3-5. It's not as close as people claim IMO. Jennifer Granholm ensured we won't elect a democrat governor anytime soon.
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« Reply #7241 on: November 03, 2014, 01:54:06 PM »
...she could still get it, tho

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« Reply #7242 on: November 03, 2014, 02:02:28 PM »
If democrats survive tomorrow it'll be due to under sampling Hispanics in Colorado and the inability to accurately poll Alaska. Also black voters in Georgia.

In other words, voter fraud.
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« Reply #7243 on: November 03, 2014, 02:03:37 PM »
Real talk tho- Senate is fucked.

I have the dems losing seats in:

-Colorado
-Iowa (biggest wtf of the cycle to me, Ernst is a fucking loon and the media has gone out of their way to not portray her as such imo)
-Louisiana
-Arkansas
-South Dakota
-West Virginia
-Montana

Those 7 = GOP majority of 52. The Dems would have to hold one of those and win 1 more out of Georgia, Kentucky or have the independent caucus with them provided he wins in Kansas, which is polling even or slightly in favor of Roberts now. Dems may also lose in NC and NH. Hello majority leader Yurtle the Turtle, basically.
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7244 on: November 03, 2014, 02:03:51 PM »
If democrats survive tomorrow it'll be due to under sampling Hispanics in Colorado and the inability to accurately poll Alaska. Also black voters in Georgia.

In other words, voter fraud.


Does not exist, at least that's what you guys have been saying for the last 4 pages of this thread.
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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7245 on: November 03, 2014, 02:07:07 PM »
Real talk tho- Senate is fucked.

I have the dems losing seats in:

-Colorado
-Iowa (biggest wtf of the cycle to me, Ernst is a fucking loon and the media has gone out of their way to not portray her as such imo)
-Louisiana
-Arkansas
-South Dakota
-West Virginia
-Montana
Don't worry, all the polls have a GOP bias as shown by polls in the past and in every single one of these the Democrats actually lead by at least five points or more if you do the math. Probably will see a number of pickups that could make this a Democratic Supermajority in the Senate. Not to mention taking back the House since the Generic Ballot is really +7 Democrat.

The GOP probably won't even run anyone for President in 2016 at this rate.

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« Reply #7246 on: November 03, 2014, 02:08:01 PM »
Real talk tho- Senate is fucked.

I have the dems losing seats in:

-Colorado
-Iowa (biggest wtf of the cycle to me, Ernst is a fucking loon and the media has gone out of their way to not portray her as such imo)
-Louisiana
-Arkansas
-South Dakota
-West Virginia
-Montana
Don't worry, all the polls have a GOP bias as shown by polls in the past and in every single one of these the Democrats actually lead by at least five points or more if you do the math. Probably will see a number of pickups that could make this a Democratic Supermajority in the Senate. Not to mention taking back the House since the Generic Ballot is really +7 Democrat.

The GOP probably won't even run anyone for President in 2016 at this rate.

lol, sure

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« Reply #7247 on: November 03, 2014, 04:43:51 PM »
It certainly seems like a lot of people want to move to that kind of system of one election that decides everything for four or five years until the next one. And the obsessiveness over the Presidential elections is that + Great Man Theory.

One step closer to democratic centralism. :noah

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« Reply #7248 on: November 03, 2014, 04:56:25 PM »
The bit John Oliver did this week on state legislature was horrifying.


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« Reply #7249 on: November 03, 2014, 06:30:51 PM »
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I am fond of John Oliver, but portraying Michigan's anti-unborn-kid-murdering laws as bad is a bit much.

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Islam IS a cancer. So is christianity, or scientology and so on and so on.
I do not see a problem with this statement at all.

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Isn't the term "people of colour" racist too? I mean, the only thing a black person and a Chinese person have in common that they don't have in common with me is that they're not white, yet the term "people of colour" places them in the same group.

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So IF the so called "people of color" actually didn't work as hard as everyone else in school (maybe because of the toxic sub culture?) nobody would be allowed to mention it EVER, or they are called a racist? How would this problem ever be solved with this kind of ignorance? Shows like these are hurting the country. because they steer away from the real problem, just to get a few cheap laughs out of it. Political propaganda disguised as comedy.... can nobody see the problem?

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I was a little sad to see the man yelling and punching the bill made fun of. I don't know his politics but I would love a legislature that was so passionate. Anyone know the name of him?
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Yes, America!  Learn from your British leftist comedians about your own government!  THIS is what the wrought iron fenced-in executive elitists at Home Box Office work so hard at every damn day - filling our minds with leftist thought via comedy.

* anybody with an (R) after their name is crazy, but a (D) gets you Carte Blanche admission into the elitist society (just kindly step over the masses on your way in please).  There is absolutely nothing about the Democratic Party worth laughing at, people.  Look away.  Right . . . fucking . . . now.  Unless it's Leland Yee.  Even corporate media can't hide that (D) train wreck.
* leftist policies are fantastic!  Burn the sane business models, kill your baby on a whim so you may continue to carelessly fuck, let in exponentially violent religious psychopaths and call it tolerance (but openly curse modern Christianity while you're at it), create the worst education system on earth but pay the teachers a crack-high salary with zero chance of termination for their abysmal performance.  Why just visit the land Mr. Oliver ran away from before he came here to infect us (bumping paths with tail-between-his-legs Piers Morgan I imagine).  Ahhhh, Great Britain, a formerly meaningful land now utterly soused, immensely vulgar and violent, Big Brother monitoring the decaying people from surveillance cameras in every possible corner, a former world influencing race of people now in voluntary demographic suicide, with the muezzin calling for British destruction 5X every day from the most populated mosques on earth - right in merry ole England.  Great idea, HBO, to bring the same virus here to the Colonies.  More cancer, please!!

If there was ever a clearer indicator that leftist policies actually regress a people, it's how these media execs now resort to using comedy to force their repellent political persuasions through to the populace today.  And Americans, through nearly a century of progressivism shoved down our throats, have become collectively and dangerously adolescent.  Men are nothing but dependent and incapable boys, women are alone and pissed off, and Comedy Central has mastered the laugh track as electoral weapon.  Let's all just give up, mock our opponents into submission with the heft and weight of a multi-billion dollar corporate media industry, and keep assuming you can maintain a republic through an elite driven national policy of narcissism.  HBO now has their own John Stewart, but will the people ever figure out the ploy?
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« Reply #7250 on: November 03, 2014, 06:33:48 PM »
Reading comments sections on the internet

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« Reply #7251 on: November 03, 2014, 06:45:45 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, your soon to be Senator from Iowa.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/joni-ernst-charles-pierce-barack-obama-ebola

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"We have an apathetic president," Ernst said to a crowd, according to The Washington Post's Ben Terris. After her speech she said Obama "is just standing back and letting things happen, he is reactive rather than proactive."

Ernst added "with Ebola, he’s been very hands off." And that's where the back-and-forth started with Pierce, a sports-writer-turned-commentator media personality and who is the author of four books, including "Idiot America." With Ernst, he asked her what Obama should have done differently.

"What should he have done about Ebola?" Pierce said. "One person in America has Ebola."

"OK, you’re the press and you’re giving me your opinion," Ernst responded.

"It’s not an opinion, only one person in America has it," Pierce interjected.

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Re: PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY!!! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #7252 on: November 03, 2014, 07:12:41 PM »


Obama's Marxist Agenda To Destroy The Family Exposed

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« Reply #7253 on: November 03, 2014, 08:23:58 PM »
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/11/03/ben-stein-obama-is-the-most-racist-president-there-has-ever-been/

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Speaking to Fox News, Stein called President Barack Obama the most racist president in U.S. history.

“The president is the most racist president there has ever been in America,” Stein said. “He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans.”

Andrew Jackson wept.
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« Reply #7254 on: November 03, 2014, 08:29:09 PM »
Are you more likely to be diseased or beheaded now than you were 6 years ago?

Remember in November!

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« Reply #7255 on: November 04, 2014, 01:13:24 AM »
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/11/03/ben-stein-obama-is-the-most-racist-president-there-has-ever-been/

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Speaking to Fox News, Stein called President Barack Obama the most racist president in U.S. history.

“The president is the most racist president there has ever been in America,” Stein said. “He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans.”

Andrew Jackson wept.

Like, do people just not understand how superlatives work? I'm really trying to understand this phenomenon.

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« Reply #7256 on: November 04, 2014, 01:18:28 AM »
Like, do people just not understand how superlatives work? I'm really trying to understand this phenomenon.
This is the most insane question ever asked.

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« Reply #7257 on: November 04, 2014, 01:42:12 AM »
I was going to vote for Bob Avakian (for all offices) tomorrow but I don't think I'll have the time. (Gotta triple client hoof it.) Shucks, not being able to partake in bourgeois bread and circuses. *snaps fingers*

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« Reply #7258 on: November 04, 2014, 07:50:24 AM »
Voted


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« Reply #7259 on: November 04, 2014, 09:27:09 AM »
my state has amendments to establish a state board to oversee and continually review teachers, taking away that power from individual schools, and an amendment to allow any previous charges a person has had to be brought up in court when the person is charged with a child sex crime.

red states are so fucked for the foreseeable future :(
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