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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7260 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on November 04, 2014, 09:27:09 AM

and an amendment to allow any previous charges a person has had to be brought up in court when the person is charged with a child sex crime.

red states are so fucked for the foreseeable future

What exactly is wrong with this, Opiate?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7261 on:** November 04, 2014, 10:32:28 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on November 04, 2014, 01:42:12 AM

I was going to vote for Bob Avakian (for all offices) tomorrow but I don't think I'll have the time. (Gotta triple client hoof it.) Shucks, not being able to partake in bourgeois bread and circuses. *snaps fingers*

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I'd vote for Bob Avakian, but my state doesn't allow write-in votes. Land of the Free

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7262 on:** November 04, 2014, 10:32:39 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #7263 on:** November 04, 2014, 10:44:48 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 04, 2014, 10:32:28 AM

I'd vote for Bob Avakian, but my state doesn't allow write-in votes. Land of the Free

Indeed.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7264 on:** November 04, 2014, 11:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 04, 2014, 09:30:14 AM

Quote from: Big Jumbo on November 04, 2014, 09:27:09 AM
and an amendment to allow any previous charges a person has had to be brought up in court when the person is charged with a child sex crime.

red states are so fucked for the foreseeable future

What exactly is wrong with this, Opiate?

because they won't be trying dudes on the current crime, but on past crimes, resulting in more false convictions.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7265 on:** November 04, 2014, 11:17:21 AM »

Cmon drugs, cmon drugs! The liberal agenda to corrupt the nation with the devil's lettuce is coming to fruition!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7266 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:11:55 PM »

sarslip · « **Reply #7267 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:13:33 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2014, 02:03:37 PM

Hello majority leader Yurtle the Turtle, basically.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7268 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:23:44 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 04, 2014, 11:17:21 AM

Cmon drugs, cmon drugs! The liberal agenda to corrupt the nation with the devil's lettuce is coming to fruition!

GAY POT GAY POT GAY POT

OH YEAH TAKIN GUNS YO

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7269 on:** November 04, 2014, 03:44:22 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 04, 2014, 02:11:55 PM

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7270 on:** November 04, 2014, 03:53:23 PM »

I voted. No line but many people were at the polling booths.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7271 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:06:45 PM »

You double down on Snyder, breh?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7272 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:17:41 PM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #7273 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:23:58 PM »

Davis is such a milf.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7274 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:26:18 PM »

Apparently she also aint nothing to fuck with

Himu · « **Reply #7275 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:26:28 PM »

Voted. The Texan Democrat card is surprisingly robust and I voted blue for the pertinent things. Come onnnn Wendy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7276 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:50:59 PM »

Quote from: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jon-stewart-didnt-vote-2014

Jon Stewart may have covered every bizarre moment of this year's midterm election, but he didn't cast a vote in it.

The host of "The Daily Show" told CNN's Christiane Amanpour during an interview on Tuesday that he had abstained this year. But it wasn't an ideological decision, he said.

"I just moved. I don't know where my thing is now," the comedian said, referring to a polling place.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #7277 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:44:40 PM »

literally just went up to vote to make sure nikki haley isn't governor

thisismyusername · « **Reply #7278 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 04, 2014, 04:26:18 PM

Apparently she also aint nothing to fuck with

I'm glad someone made this before I did.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7279 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:52:20 PM »

taken from a fam member's facebook status:

"THIS IS A NECESARY(sic) VICTORY TO DEFEAT THE USURPER. PLEASE VOTE TO TELL OBAMA TO **KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OUR GUNS AND OUR RIGHTS!!!!**"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7280 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:53:09 PM »

can we just pave over everything between the two coastlines? like, maybe turn it into the world's biggest quad park?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7281 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:58:07 PM »

oh man if they fail to win the senate...the lols would be too much for me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7282 on:** November 04, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »

My bet is based on three races: Iowa, NC, and AR iirc. If two of three dems lose, I win. Which seems pretty likely to me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7283 on:** November 04, 2014, 06:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 06:35:58 PM

My bet is based on three races: Iowa, NC, and AR iirc. If two of three dems lose, I win. Which seems pretty likely to me.

You should have that in the bag. I think Hagan is somehow gonna win in NC. Other two are toast.

kingkitty · « **Reply #7284 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM »

fuck Cuomo

Cheddahz · « **Reply #7285 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:18:43 PM »

HOW THE HELL DOES NIKKI HALEY WIN OVER THE WHOLE DAMN STATE?!?!?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7286 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:20:14 PM »

because she's a republican in south carolina

Cheddahz · « **Reply #7287 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 07:20:14 PM

because she's a republican in south carolina

Please don't remind me

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7288 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:47:20 PM »

So much salt...take your L's like men...ya pack of John Edwards Jrs.

El Babua · « **Reply #7289 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:47:46 PM »

quote author=The Walrus link=topic=39503.msg1959268#msg1959268 date=1415148284]
Honestly, if every single dude who cast a ballot for McConnell suddenly had his dick drop off tomorrow, I'd be pretty stoked.
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Or Rick Scott. Though Crist is almost as bad.

Fucking Florida. Voted.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7290 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:48:22 PM »

Non-white turnout is quite high in Georgia apparently, perhaps 36%. Nunn might pull this off, or at least force a run off election.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7291 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 07:48:22 PM

Non-white turnout is quite high in Georgia apparently, perhaps 36%. Nunn might pull this off, or at least force a run off election.

No and yes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7292 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:55:23 PM »

Sounds like Rick Scott is fucked

Atramental · « **Reply #7293 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:03:40 PM »

So... there's a chance Mitch McConnell will become Senate majority leader?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7294 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:04:52 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 04, 2014, 08:03:40 PM

So... there's a chance Mitch McConnell will become Senate majority leader? (Image removed from quote.)

Nah, it'll probably be Ted Cruz.

Atramental · « **Reply #7295 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 04, 2014, 08:04:52 PM

Quote from: Atramental on November 04, 2014, 08:03:40 PM
So... there's a chance Mitch McConnell will become Senate majority leader? (Image removed from quote.)

Nah, it'll probably be Ted Cruz.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7296 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:06:38 PM »

sounds like dems will hold in NC and NH.

RIP Scott Brown's political career.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7297 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:08:36 PM »

Corbett is out in PA.

tiesto · « **Reply #7298 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:13:32 PM »

Quote from: kingkitty on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM

fuck Cuomo

I voted for Cuomo. Seems better than the alternative, not that he will lose. Also voted for Bishop since Zeldin is one of those anti-women, pro-lifer conservative types.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7299 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:19:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/DickMorrisTweet/status/529804372692041728

he manages to be wrong on a night where his side is more than likely going to win.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #7300 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:21:06 PM »

Florida has to choose between crypt keeper and leatherface. I am fucked.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7301 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:23:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 07:55:23 PM

Sounds like Rick Scott is fucked

He seems to have a solid and growing over the last few updates lead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7302 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:25:37 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 08:23:06 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2014, 07:55:23 PM
Sounds like Rick Scott is fucked

He seems to have a solid and growing over the last few updates lead.

Crist is overperforming Obama in the major districts, Scott is underperforming everywhere.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7303 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:28:10 PM »

Scott's lead is up to 100k now. Not seeing it.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #7304 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 08:28:10 PM

Scott's lead is up to 100k now. Not seeing it.

miami dade hasn't come in yet.

kingkitty · « **Reply #7305 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:38:52 PM »

Senate Majority turtle is a beautiful orator.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7306 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on November 04, 2014, 08:29:54 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 08:28:10 PM
Scott's lead is up to 100k now. Not seeing it.

miami dade hasn't come in yet.

MD gonna be a 135k+ windfall for Crist?

benjipwns · « **Reply #7307 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:40:21 PM »

Quote

Texas District 34
<1% reporting
CANDIDATE   PARTY   VOTES   PCT.
Ryan Rowley   Lib.    8,023   42.9%
Filemon Vela*   Dem.   6,666   35.7
Larry Smith   Rep.   4,004   21.4
* Incumbent

LIBERTARIAN MOMENT, WAVE ELECTION COMING

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7308 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:45:32 PM »

Dems down another seat in Arkansas.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7309 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:49:58 PM »

Scott Brown officially loses

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7310 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:50:42 PM »

I think Scott is gonna win FL. Shocking after the debate. Further evidence we should just trade that piece of shit state to the Cubans for coffee and cigars, though.

Kara · « **Reply #7311 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:51:20 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on November 04, 2014, 08:40:21 PM

Quote
Texas District 34
<1% reporting
CANDIDATE   PARTY   VOTES   PCT.
Ryan Rowley   Lib.    8,023   42.9%
Filemon Vela*   Dem.   6,666   35.7
Larry Smith   Rep.   4,004   21.4
* Incumbent
LIBERTARIAN MOMENT, WAVE ELECTION COMING

I'd ask you to hold me as freedom finally comes to the nation but I think it would be a NAP violation.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #7312 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 08:50:42 PM

I think Scott is gonna win FL. Shocking after the debate. Further evidence we should just trade that piece of shit state to the Cubans for coffee and cigars, though.

Broward county underperformed. stunned scott is in a position to win..

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7313 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 08:50:42 PM

I think Scott is gonna win FL. Shocking after the debate. Further evidence we should just trade that piece of shit state to the Cubans for coffee and cigars, though.

heavy urban areas still not in yet

benjipwns · « **Reply #7314 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:04:29 PM »

Michigan called for Peters and about to be for Snyder.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #7315 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:05:43 PM »

Greg Abbot rolled Wendy Davis

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7316 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on November 04, 2014, 09:05:43 PM

Greg Abbot rolled Wendy Davis

Are you surprised?

benjipwns · « **Reply #7317 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on November 04, 2014, 09:05:43 PM

Greg Abbot rolled Wendy Davis

INSENSITIVE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7318 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:12:17 PM »

she never had a shot

run on abortion in Texas brehs

benjipwns · « **Reply #7319 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:12:27 PM »

Quote

Florida
Ballot Measures, November 4, 2014 Detailed Results

Medical marijuana
71.3% Reporting

Yes
57.0%
2,924,717

No
43.0%
2,202,824

News:

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