Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| THE DARKEST TIMELINE (Read 2656154 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11040 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:09:53 PM »

TBH I almost feel bad for Santorum while Jindal is trying to take a dump on him. Jindal is just swinging everywhere trying to get a hit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11041 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:14:55 PM »

TAXES! BENGHAZI! IRAQ WAR III! BENGHAZI! OBAMACARE! DONALD TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #11042 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:19:13 PM »

Santorum is a scary dude. He'd definitely be the guy gassing gays in WWII (and the dude gassing gays now if he had his way)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11043 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:24:57 PM »

For the lulz, let's remember in 2012 when Santorum said that he would ban porno.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-declares-war-pornography-ban-hardcore-porn-elected-president-article-1.1040728

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11044 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:27:04 PM »

The most clever thing about this debate is that Amazon is advertising their The Man in the High Castle series on it.

I'm sure its entirely coincidental that they're advertising this show particular on a republican debate.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11045 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:28:48 PM »

Lindsey Graham will fuck Iran's shit up AND THEY KNOW IT.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11046 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:29:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2015, 07:24:57 PM

For the lulz, let's remember in 2012 when Santorum said that he would ban porno.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-declares-war-pornography-ban-hardcore-porn-elected-president-article-1.1040728

studyguy · « **Reply #11047 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:34:35 PM »

Dude legit put him on the spot to use nukes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11048 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:36:40 PM »

Things getting crammed down throats.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11049 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:37:45 PM »

Graham sounding semi sensible (on domestic stuff) while surrounded by utter idiots.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11050 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:39:32 PM »

Also for the lulz, let us remember the time in 2012 when Bobby Jindal said that Republicans need to stop being the stupid party.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11051 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:48:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2015, 07:37:45 PM

Graham sounding semi sensible (on domestic stuff) while surrounded by utter idiots.

Graham's domestic stuff has generally been not quite as bad as many of his colleagues [he got caught telling Dems to hurry up with climate change legislation because the whole thing would get blown up once Fox News found out things were getting serious

], but his foreign policy is Dubya but way worse.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11052 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:54:07 PM »

How the flip did Jindal get so far in politics, he's frigging terrible at this stuff.

I think when the next day decisions are made that Graham will be the winner of this thing tonight.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11053 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:16:59 PM »

Ted Cruz introduces self
(audience silence)

Ben Carson does same
(woooot!)

studyguy · « **Reply #11054 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:18:08 PM »

You have to figure at some point the Republican base will have to abandon making throwbacks to Reagan when none of their constituency actually were alive under his presidency.... right?

Damn! Shots fired and CNN not letting them get away with dodging.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11055 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:21:31 PM »

Rand Paul really got under Trump's skin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11056 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:22:55 PM »

TRUMP

studyguy · « **Reply #11057 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:23:07 PM »

we stay 100 trump

Why won't anyone just say NO, I DON'T THINK HE'D BE GOOD ON THAT FUCKING BUTTON straight up. It's a weird ass dance.

Kara · « **Reply #11058 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:26:06 PM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 16, 2015, 07:27:04 PM

The most clever thing about this debate is that Amazon is advertising their The Man in the High Castle series on it.

I'm sure its entirely coincidental that they're advertising this show particular on a republican debate.

Reading books other than the Bible.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11059 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:33:43 PM »

Trump has turned down more money than JEB!~ has ever seen.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11060 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:41:31 PM »

UN taking away our freedoms! Yo we in there now.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11061 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:44:06 PM »

lol Republicans trying to discuss international policy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11062 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:49:47 PM »

Rand Paul taking a giant dump on neoconservatism

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11063 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2015, 08:49:47 PM

Rand Paul taking a giant dump on neoconservatism

*polite applause*

studyguy · « **Reply #11064 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:53:12 PM »

These moderators are like

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11065 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:56:16 PM »

I wish someone would criminalize Huckabee.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11066 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:01:02 PM »

Why do we even need to fund Planned Parenthood if they're making so much sweet, sweet baby part dosh?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11067 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:04:03 PM »

Abortion abortion abortion. Did I also mention abortion?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11068 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:05:54 PM »

So Fiorina would talk to the Supreme Leader of Iran but would not talk to Putin? This fucking ideology...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11069 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:05:55 PM »

Fully formed babies, their hearts beating, their legs kicking, while doctors are saying "we need to keep the brain alive so we can sell it for more money".

Carly must browse the same sub-reddits as Arvie.

studyguy · « **Reply #11070 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:08:14 PM »

Trump called you ugly, please call him ugly in turn.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11071 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:08:17 PM »

Fiorina fan, I'm not. But that was a good zinger.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11072 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:11:38 PM »

I think Trump just said he was going to deport Chicago gangs too.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11073 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:12:01 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2015, 09:05:55 PM

Fully formed babies, their hearts beating, their legs kicking, while doctors are saying "we need to keep the brain alive so we can sell it for more money".

Carly must browse the same sub-reddits as Arvie.

The way she was talking I was surprised she didn't say "And man, let me tell you I was so wet I had to change my panties right then and there."
Fiorina as a female Arvie makes her more likeable.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #11074 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:13:38 PM »

I wonder when he's going to apologize to Kate's Steinle's family for continually name dropping her when they asked him not to.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11075 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:15:45 PM »

Carson will build two walls, get rekt Trump.

Kara · « **Reply #11076 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2015, 09:01:02 PM

Why do we even need to fund Planned Parenthood if they're making so much sweet, sweet baby part dosh?

Chased short-term profits and flooded the marketplace. Smh this economy.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11077 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2015, 09:15:45 PM

Carson will build two walls, get rekt Trump.

I think you mean two walls and a road, sir.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11078 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:22:03 PM »

Carson: Latinos can stay, but they have to work the farms.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11079 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:22:06 PM »

Two big walls, connected by an elevated road. The Mexicans get on the road because it says that's how you get to America, but it actually takes them all the way to Canada. Problem solved.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11080 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:22:26 PM »

Ben Carson is too boring to be president.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11081 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:26:38 PM »

Watching the child of immigrants decrying immigration and ranting against amnesty on a stage in a Presidential library of a President that had an amnesty plan, the same president this ranting man claimed to be his idol...all my cognitive dissonance gauges just exploded.

studyguy · « **Reply #11082 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:27:00 PM »

Need an emote of a sleeping Carson

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11083 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:28:28 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11084 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:31:45 PM »

well, she's right about lagging behind in every product.

studyguy · « **Reply #11085 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:36:33 PM »

No one's done ever. Why stop talking at all.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11086 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:37:53 PM »

Kasich should not be bringing up his private business experience.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11087 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:39:03 PM »

Kasich has done it in both places.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11088 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:44:15 PM »

A wild Scott Walker appears!

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11089 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:45:55 PM »

Carson: "So we never have to discuss this again in American history!"

yes, I'm rather sure we're not going to build a time machine and go back into history and discuss this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11090 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:48:51 PM »

Benghazi, tho.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11091 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:57:26 PM »

Rubio: "Voting doesn't even matter, who cares?"

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11092 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:00:35 PM »

Bush: "Name a country that we have a better relationship with now then when Obama took office."

Me: Ummmm... Well, now that you mention it...

holy shit, Bush is shitting it up. "My brother, he kept up safe."

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #11093 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:06:27 PM »

trump not sure whether to fist jab or shake hands

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11094 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Kara on September 16, 2015, 09:16:50 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2015, 09:01:02 PM
Why do we even need to fund Planned Parenthood if they're making so much sweet, sweet baby part dosh?

Chased short-term profits and flooded the marketplace. Smh this economy.

they'll get their comeuppance soon enough.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11095 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:08:56 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11096 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:10:24 PM »

Bush kept us safe. Except on 911.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11097 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:10:40 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11098 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2015, 10:10:24 PM

Bush kept us safe. Except on 911.

And Obama took away all our safety and let terrorists do 9/11s all over the place to us which they haven't done yet but they could.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11099 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:17:05 PM »

Trump's gonna pick Carson as Surgeon General.

News:

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