One of the candidates should just do nothing but respond to every question with blasting the liebural mainstream media.
MODERATOR: "Governor benjipwns, you said that you would eliminate the state because and I quote 'There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.' Don't you think this policy is a little extreme for the general election?"
BENJIPWNS: "You know, this is just another typical liebural media gotcha question. The mainstream media is working as an arm of the Democrap Party to try and get us to smear everyone instead of having us talk about the substantive issues. And quite frankly it's offensive and a dereliction of duty for debate moderators, members of the mainstream media, to try and insert themselves into a process that's for the voters to decide whether we have another four years of the same failed policies. But rather than talk about that and solutions, you just want to play gotcha questions and try to get everyone riled up against each other instead of coming together to fight Hillary Clinton and I see my time is up so I'll leave it there."
