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« Reply #18480 on: August 10, 2016, 01:10:12 PM »
Meanwhile, while the media is doing there thing....Ill just leave this here.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/09/politics/hillary-clinton-emails-judicial-watch/index.html

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« Reply #18481 on: August 10, 2016, 01:36:35 PM »
That salt.

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« Reply #18482 on: August 10, 2016, 01:36:54 PM »
Get over it man, she's just as big of a monster as trump. Worst election ever.

AiA and JayDubya both parroting this is one of the funniest things this election.

Trump is the GOP personified and deified.

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« Reply #18483 on: August 10, 2016, 01:39:27 PM »
Get over it man, she's just as big of a monster as trump. Worst election ever.

AiA and JayDubya both parroting this is one of the funniest things this election.

Trump is the GOP personified and deified.

Republicans always do this. It's how they justify voting for their awful candidates.

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« Reply #18484 on: August 10, 2016, 01:41:52 PM »
Look, look, no ones perfect. I mean Hindenberg was at war too! He's just as bad as Hitler.
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« Reply #18485 on: August 10, 2016, 01:43:50 PM »
Get over it man, she's just as big of a monster as trump. Worst election ever.

AiA and JayDubya both parroting this is one of the funniest things this election.

Trump is the GOP personified and deified.

First of all, no salt.

Somebody link me to ever saying a good thing about trump.

Difference between me and you, short stuff, is I don't pretend to support someone who shits all over me.

I mean me and PD really the only ones who could benefit from her presidency anyway :yeshrug

But keep being the good white cucks you are. Its mystifying and stupid and I can't look away.
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« Reply #18486 on: August 10, 2016, 01:47:35 PM »
Like I've said. Hillary is easily the best republican in the race.
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« Reply #18487 on: August 10, 2016, 01:48:21 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

Hillary is somehow even more of a cynical and nasty candidate than that.

They haven't an ounce of integrity between them.  It's disgusting.

Says the racist bag of shit.

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« Reply #18488 on: August 10, 2016, 01:49:26 PM »
Like I've said. Hillary is easily the best republican in the race.

Funny thing is, if she ran republican she'd be a hero. So weird this particular race is.
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« Reply #18489 on: August 10, 2016, 01:50:41 PM »
Got him!

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« Reply #18490 on: August 10, 2016, 01:52:21 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

Hillary is somehow even more of a cynical and nasty candidate than that.

They haven't an ounce of integrity between them.  It's disgusting.

Says the racist bag of shit.

A leftwing moron accusing someone of racism appropriate of nothing?  A black moron doing so no less?

My, how novel.


Could you be more of a useless cliche if you tried?

What do you mean, black moron? Now would be a great time to explain yourself.
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« Reply #18491 on: August 10, 2016, 01:53:26 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

Hillary is somehow even more of a cynical and nasty candidate than that.

They haven't an ounce of integrity between them.  It's disgusting.

Says the racist bag of shit.

A leftwing moron accusing someone of racism appropriate of nothing?  A black moron doing so no less?

My, how novel.


Could you be more of a useless cliche if you tried?

What do you mean, black moron? Now would be a great time to explain yourself.

He's talking to me not you. He's an asshat but he is justified in being an asshat on this occasion since I go at him every chance I can get.

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« Reply #18492 on: August 10, 2016, 01:54:25 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

Hillary is somehow even more of a cynical and nasty candidate than that.

They haven't an ounce of integrity between them.  It's disgusting.

Says the racist bag of shit.

A leftwing moron accusing someone of racism appropriate of nothing?  A black moron doing so no less?

My, how novel.


Could you be more of a useless cliche if you tried?

What do you mean, black moron? Now would be a great time to explain yourself.

He's talking to me not you.

I don't care who he's talking too. That shit is :trash

Leper this guy already.
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« Reply #18493 on: August 10, 2016, 01:56:40 PM »
Difference between me and you, short stuff, is I don't pretend to support someone who shits all over me.

I mean me and PD really the only ones who could benefit from her presidency anyway :yeshrug

But keep being the good white cucks you are. Its mystifying and stupid and I can't look away.

:huh

Wait so it's impossible to vote for someone unless they do things that directly benefit only you?  :confused

How about I'm voting for Hillary (outside of stopping Trump) because:

I'm against LGBT discrimination.

I'm against Citizen's United.

I'm against the wage gap.

I believe public tuition should be debt-free.

I believe in higher taxes on the wealthy.

I believe in stricter gun regulation.

I believe Obamacare should be extended.

I believe Hillary is more qualified in foreign policy than any of the other presidential nominees.

:win

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« Reply #18494 on: August 10, 2016, 01:57:30 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

It's so true an yet I've only seen one "conservative" really call him out on it. You would have thought the debates would have brought more of this stuff out.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 03:08:37 PM by Brehvolution »
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« Reply #18495 on: August 10, 2016, 01:57:46 PM »
Difference between me and you, short stuff, is I don't pretend to support someone who shits all over me.

I mean me and PD really the only ones who could benefit from her presidency anyway :yeshrug

But keep being the good white cucks you are. Its mystifying and stupid and I can't look away.

:huh

Wait so it's impossible to vote for someone unless they do things that directly benefit only you?  :confused

How about I'm voting for Hillary (outside of stopping Trump) because:

I'm against LGBT discrimination.

I'm against Citizen's United.

I'm against the wage gap.

I believe public tuition should be debt-free.

I believe in higher taxes on the wealthy.

I believe in stricter gun regulation.

I believe Obamacare should be extended.

I believe Hillary is more qualified in foreign policy than any of the other presidential nominees.

:win

She doesn't care about anything you posted and if you think she's going to change anything you've posted with a republican congress I need some of whatever you're smoking breh.
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« Reply #18496 on: August 10, 2016, 01:59:14 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  His public record of statements and his donations to candidates and organizations indicate clearly that his current political claims are opportunistic and fraudulent.

Hillary is somehow even more of a cynical and nasty candidate than that.

They haven't an ounce of integrity between them.  It's disgusting.

Says the racist bag of shit.

A leftwing moron accusing someone of racism appropriate of nothing?  A black moron doing so no less?

My, how novel.


Could you be more of a useless cliche if you tried?

What do you mean, black moron? Now would be a great time to explain yourself.

A person of low intelligence who simultaneously happens to produce lots of melanin due to genetic factors.

Referring, of course, to this motherfucker right here.

Cheers.

I'd consider this a compliment coming from narrow minded ass white trash like yourself. What's wrong? A black man steal your woman?
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« Reply #18497 on: August 10, 2016, 02:00:02 PM »
She doesn't care about anything you posted and if you think she's going to change anything you've posted with a republican congress I need some of whatever you're smoking breh.

Ah the old "<candidate> doesn't actually believe it" trope combined with the "<candidate> can't actually accomplish it anyway with <obstructionist party> congress" trope. Haven't heard that before.

Also, the House is totally in play this election thanks to Trump (and that's freaking the GOP out.)

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« Reply #18498 on: August 10, 2016, 02:00:28 PM »
And as for "wage gap" one is worth what the market will bear. Looking down upon those making a higher wage then you in unproductive and asinine and I can't wait for the 2% of these wage cucks who actually make something of their lives subtly switch sides when they get there.

The wheels on the bus go round and round.
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« Reply #18499 on: August 10, 2016, 02:01:15 PM »
meh. Jaydub is a lot of things. A phony, a hypocrite, etc. But he's not evil intentioned on a personal basis. He's just mad at the moment because I like to call him out his political bullshit. No big deal.

Back on topic.



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« Reply #18500 on: August 10, 2016, 02:02:58 PM »
meh. Jaydub is a lot of things. A phony, a hypocrite, etc. But he's not evil intentioned on a personal basis. He's just mad at the moment because I like to call him out his political bullshit. No big deal.

Well then he needs to keep his uneducated bias on race in check. No need for that shit in here, we are all equal level Fucktards.
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« Reply #18501 on: August 10, 2016, 02:04:23 PM »
Point is, I'm taking Hillary on her word, as we have to do with all politions running for election. There has to be some good faith otherwise you wouldn't be able to vote at all.

If Hillary actually doesn't do shit, she won't have my vote in 2020.

And she's not an idiot, she knows that. Which is why I think she'll work her hardest.

Even ignoring all that shit, I still think she's the most qualified presidential candidate from either party and she'll at least not fuck things up for me and my friends as bad as anyone in the GOP would.

http://www.npr.org/2016/07/13/485899139/republican-platform-tilts-right-of-trump-on-lgbt-issues

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« Reply #18502 on: August 10, 2016, 02:05:55 PM »
And as for "wage gap" one is worth what the market will bear. Looking down upon those making a higher wage then you in unproductive and asinine and I can't wait for the 2% of these wage cucks who actually make something of their lives subtly switch sides when they get there.

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Ah, I wasn't talking about the 1% wage gap but the female wage gap. It's bullshit and thankfully MA is on the leading edge of fighting it.

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« Reply #18503 on: August 10, 2016, 02:06:04 PM »
Point is, I'm taking Hillary on her word, as we have to do with all politions running for election. There has to be some good faith otherwise you wouldn't be able to vote at all.

If Hillary actually doesn't do shit, she won't have my vote in 2020.

And she's not an idiot, she knows that. Which is why I think she'll work her hardest.

Even ignoring all that shit, I still think she's the most qualified presidential candidate from either party and she'll at least not fuck things up for me and my friends as bad as anyone in the GOP would.

http://www.npr.org/2016/07/13/485899139/republican-platform-tilts-right-of-trump-on-lgbt-issues

I'll slide you to the me and PD side of benefitting from Hillary. You made a good point here.
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« Reply #18504 on: August 10, 2016, 02:06:59 PM »
And as for "wage gap" one is worth what the market will bear. Looking down upon those making a higher wage then you in unproductive and asinine and I can't wait for the 2% of these wage cucks who actually make something of their lives subtly switch sides when they get there.

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Ah, I wasn't talking about the 1% wage gap but the female wage gap. It's bullshit and thankfully MA is on the leading edge of fighting it.

Again thanks for clarifying. It's getting better FYI. Slowly but surely. Two of my 5 highest paid exempt employees are female.
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« Reply #18505 on: August 10, 2016, 02:09:16 PM »
Point is, I'm taking Hillary on her word, as we have to do with all politions running for election. There has to be some good faith otherwise you wouldn't be able to vote at all.

If Hillary actually doesn't do shit, she won't have my vote in 2020.

And she's not an idiot, she knows that. Which is why I think she'll work her hardest.

Even ignoring all that shit, I still think she's the most qualified presidential candidate from either party and she'll at least not fuck things up for me and my friends as bad as anyone in the GOP would.

http://www.npr.org/2016/07/13/485899139/republican-platform-tilts-right-of-trump-on-lgbt-issues

I'll slide you to the me and PD side of benefitting from Hillary. You made a good point here.

:mynicca

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« Reply #18506 on: August 10, 2016, 02:11:26 PM »
Not taking the bait.

Anyway, why can't Hillary's VP run for president, he seems, err, normal?
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« Reply #18507 on: August 10, 2016, 02:14:20 PM »
http://chartsme.com/

Your brain is a Democrat

Conservative (38%)
Liberal (62%)

Probably bogus in many many ways but whatever.
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« Reply #18508 on: August 10, 2016, 02:14:27 PM »
Stop being a clown, JayDubya, and move on down the road.
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« Reply #18509 on: August 10, 2016, 02:18:23 PM »
Guys, guys. Hillary is going to overturn citizens united!!! :doge
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« Reply #18510 on: August 10, 2016, 02:23:34 PM »
Also I'm not dismissing Clinton cronyism. It's one of the things that will make me constantly roll my eyes/smh over the next four years. But let's not act like Hillary's "corruption" is not par the course throughout much of DC. AiA you're reaching Bernie Bro levels of dumbness, ie "omg Hillary gave a donor a job SCANDAL OMG"
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« Reply #18511 on: August 10, 2016, 02:24:11 PM »
Stop being a clown, JayDubya, and move on down the road.

Just defending oneself against personal attacks, sir.

Don't like it, maybe go find a nice bag of dicks to munch on?

Your shtick is tired, bub.
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« Reply #18512 on: August 10, 2016, 02:34:27 PM »
Someone isn't heeding the thread title :hitler

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« Reply #18513 on: August 10, 2016, 02:43:43 PM »
Trump is an authoritarian.  He is not economically rightist, loving absolutely the notion of mixed economy and the corrupt nature in which big government can grant special favors to certain businesses.  He is not a conservative.  (Image removed from quote.).

It's so true an yet I've only seen one "conservative" really call him out on it. You would have thought the debates would have brought more of this stuff out.


They did.

Nothing changed.

It makes no sense.

It's almost as if what motivates a large number of people in this country is actually racial grievance politics instead of conservative ideals!

That couldn't be the case, though, because if it were it would mean that we'd actually need shit like the voting rights act, and we all know that's not true!
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« Reply #18514 on: August 10, 2016, 02:48:06 PM »
Jack Remington, thoughts on Trump's implosion?

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« Reply #18515 on: August 10, 2016, 04:02:02 PM »
she's just as big of a monster as trump

(Image removed from quote.)

I need an extension to make all of AIA's posts in Comic Sans.

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« Reply #18516 on: August 10, 2016, 04:19:13 PM »
she's just as big of a monster as trump

(Image removed from quote.)

I need an extension to make all of AIA's posts in Comic Sans.

:dead

Man, see this is what it is with the law and a black man  :gloomy
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« Reply #18517 on: August 10, 2016, 04:44:31 PM »
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« Reply #18518 on: August 10, 2016, 05:23:47 PM »
Anyways:

N.D. legislator who voted against gay rights bill caught sending pics on Grindr

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Since his election in 2002, Boehning has proved a staunch conservative. He has pushed to allow guns in classrooms and churches and sponsored strict voter identification requirements. He once attacked Democrats over their effort to give poor kids extra milk at school. Twice, he’s voted against expanding legal protections for gays.

Kids don't need milk, they need guns :american

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« Reply #18519 on: August 10, 2016, 05:28:19 PM »
Is JayDubya doing a bit?
Nope. Enjoy.

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« Reply #18520 on: August 10, 2016, 07:09:20 PM »
Anyways:

N.D. legislator who voted against gay rights bill caught sending pics on Grindr

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Since his election in 2002, Boehning has proved a staunch conservative. He has pushed to allow guns in classrooms and churches and sponsored strict voter identification requirements. He once attacked Democrats over their effort to give poor kids extra milk at school. Twice, he’s voted against expanding legal protections for gays.

Kids don't need milk, they need guns :american

Oh, they certainly need milk alright... *porno music here*

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« Reply #18521 on: August 10, 2016, 07:24:28 PM »
>Implying we aren't already in hell

 :doge

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« Reply #18522 on: August 10, 2016, 07:59:31 PM »
Stupid internal server error.


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« Reply #18524 on: August 10, 2016, 10:22:21 PM »


real school shooter vibes from the dude who climbed trump tower

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« Reply #18525 on: August 10, 2016, 10:31:17 PM »
:kobeyuck
Maybe now Trump will rethink his stance on not banning guns for the mentally ill
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« Reply #18526 on: August 10, 2016, 10:56:13 PM »
had to edit in the thank you  :lol

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« Reply #18527 on: August 11, 2016, 11:09:07 AM »
Just wonderin'...does Jaydub support the Voting Rights Act?

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« Reply #18528 on: August 11, 2016, 02:37:22 PM »
Please diagram this sentence for the class.

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Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist  and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians  are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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« Reply #18529 on: August 11, 2016, 02:40:24 PM »
Forget diagramming it, just explain what it means and we'll consider it good enough.
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« Reply #18530 on: August 11, 2016, 02:41:48 PM »
I'll take a shot

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« Reply #18531 on: August 11, 2016, 02:49:17 PM »
Forget diagramming it, just explain what it means and we'll consider it good enough.

Literal:

Trump is explaining that his uncle was a professor of Economic from "the Wharton School of Finance" and taught at MIT. Since he's republican, that makes him having to state that (I'm a smart person, I come from a smart-family) all the time compared to the democrats where he "would be the smartest person in the room." He then has a stroke, hits his head, tries to explain his nuclear winter factor (where he's dumb and asked three times about why we just don't nuke folks) and says his uncle explained this to him 35 years ago (and you don't remember this? :gurl :comeon ) has a seizure in the middle of this, belts out something about prisoners and them being nuked (so I guess the "dem towelheads?"). Segues into women being smarter than men, which segues into the middle east and their treatment of women being bad.

So, shortening that even more:

"My uncle was a smart man, that taught at MIT and therefore I come from a smart family. I want to nuke the Middle East because they treat women badly, despite being told by my uncle 35 years ago why this is a bad idea."

(Of course this is hard to parse without the entire conversation/in-context)

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18532 on: August 11, 2016, 02:55:07 PM »
Donald went to Whaton, his uncle went to MIT. That kinda got lost in the stream of consciousness.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18533 on: August 11, 2016, 03:03:43 PM »
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At Clinton headquarters in Brooklyn, aides still nursing scars from skirmishes with Bernie Sanders marveled at their good fortune. As in all campaigns, researchers watch every public event, read every interview, archive every tweet. “On other campaigns, we would have to scrounge for crumbs,” says a senior Clinton adviser. “Here, it’s a fire hose. He can set himself on fire at breakfast, kill a nun at lunch and waterboard a puppy in the afternoon. And that doesn’t even get us to prime time.”

http://time.com/4447985/inside-donald-trump-meltdown/

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18534 on: August 11, 2016, 04:39:07 PM »












"Trump and Hillary are the same, guys."

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18535 on: August 11, 2016, 04:41:15 PM »
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He can set himself on fire at breakfast, kill a nun at lunch and waterboard a puppy in the afternoon. And that doesn’t even get us to prime time.”

http://time.com/4447985/inside-donald-trump-meltdown/
To be fair, the fire was to burn off weakness, the nun was mexican and therefore an illegal immigrant probably intent on raping small children with drugs (I don't know), and the puppy when it barked made a "Allahu" kind of noise. We needed to make sure it wasn't part of ISIS. :usacry
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18536 on: August 11, 2016, 05:13:07 PM »
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Haven't seen word salad this thoroughly mixed since Palin, and I don't think even she could power through so many half-sentences and half thoughts without coming up for air. Trump is just on a whole different level of self-confident derp that nobody can touch him.

I just don't understand anybody can listen to him talk this way, for any length of time, and think "Yeah, this is definitely the person I want to vote for."
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18537 on: August 11, 2016, 05:23:29 PM »
Dozens of Republicans have signed an open letter urging Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus to shift resources away from the Trump campaign to House and Senate races instead.

According to a report by Politico, the letter urges the RNC to shift resources to vulnerable congressional races in order to "prevent the GOP from drowning with a Trump-emblazoned anchor around its neck."

We believe that Donald Trump’s divisiveness, recklessness, incompetence, and record-breaking unpopularity risk turning this election into a Democratic landslide," the letter reads, according to the report, which urges "the immediate shift of all available RNC resources to vulnerable Senate and House races."

"This should not be a difficult decision," the letter continues, "as Donald Trump’s chances of being elected president are evaporating by the day.”

The letter goes on to detail "outrages" which have "alienated millions of voters of all parties," ranging from Trump's attacks on the Khan family to his call for Russia to release Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton's emails and his proposed ban on Muslim immigration. Among the more than 70 signees are former RNC staffers and former congressmen.

Republican Andrew Weinstein, one of the letter's organizers, said that the letter is from "people who want the party to protect its majorities in the Senate and the House" but is ultimately "not an endorsement of anybody."

This dumpster fire has NO BRAKES.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18538 on: August 11, 2016, 05:29:59 PM »
Did Steph Curry found the NBA?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Another victim of the Clinton murder machine
« Reply #18539 on: August 11, 2016, 05:35:31 PM »
When they start eating their own :lawd
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