Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| THE DARKEST TIMELINE (Read 2660331 times)

james · « **Reply #22020 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:20:34 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 08, 2016, 01:51:41 PM

11PM ET will be the first chance for an official election call. If Hilary takes Flordia we will know she won at like 7pm.

1996 was called at 9pm

A WILD CARD EMERGES

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #22021 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 08, 2016, 12:59:46 PM

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22022 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:58:45 PM »

What have I missed so far today other than PD throwing shade at me

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22023 on:** November 08, 2016, 03:10:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 08, 2016, 02:58:45 PM

What have I missed so far today other than PD throwing shade at me

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Mandark · « **Reply #22024 on:** November 08, 2016, 03:13:31 PM »

Basically we won't find out anything till later, and from the looks of it everybody's expecting Hillary to win.

zomgee · « **Reply #22025 on:** November 08, 2016, 03:27:51 PM »

Quote from: james on November 08, 2016, 02:20:34 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 08, 2016, 01:51:41 PM
11PM ET will be the first chance for an official election call. If Hilary takes Flordia we will know she won at like 7pm.

1996 was called at 9pm

A WILD CARD EMERGES
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Will members of the Miami Sound Machine be part of her cabinet?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22026 on:** November 08, 2016, 03:42:33 PM »

We'll know beforehand because we're smart

but it'll officially be over at 11EST.

stufte · « **Reply #22027 on:** November 08, 2016, 03:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 08, 2016, 03:42:20 PM

Quote from: Mandark on November 08, 2016, 03:13:31 PM
Basically we won't find out anything till later, and from the looks of it everybody's expecting Hillary to win.

I hope everybody can stop talking about or mentioning Trump in fucking everything after the official announcement.

Please?

That, and can we all just... get along?

VomKriege · « **Reply #22028 on:** November 08, 2016, 04:19:21 PM »

W. and Laura Bush might have voted for Clinton, or so Limbaugh said.
The comments section on Breitbart is pretty insane : 15k with the counter literally rising by the second as I watched it.

Mandark · « **Reply #22029 on:** November 08, 2016, 04:27:07 PM »

james · « **Reply #22030 on:** November 08, 2016, 04:27:29 PM »

I havent voted yet

PANIC

zomgee · « **Reply #22031 on:** November 08, 2016, 04:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2016, 01:52:17 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/08/politics/nevada-voting-lawsuit-donald-trump/index.html

It begins...

duhnied

http://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/11/08/donald-trump-lawsuit-nevada-voting-sot.klas

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22032 on:** November 08, 2016, 04:58:47 PM »

RIGGED!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22033 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:03:23 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #22034 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:34:18 PM »

Official word is that W.Bush and his wife did not vote for Clinton (Limbaugh inaccurate, you don't say !) but left their presidential ballot line blank.

Quote from: Mandark on November 08, 2016, 04:27:07 PM

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We already lost Gandolfini, haven't the Sopranos cast suffered enough already ? $:-\$

zomgee · « **Reply #22035 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:44:23 PM »

Breaking news directly from Trump's Website!

https://goo.gl/EETxbH

Edit: Ah, shit they fixed it.

You could put any message you wanted on Trump's website and it would show up in the main page:

benjipwns · « **Reply #22036 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:49:42 PM »

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/304838-ex-apprentice-player-wont-release-potentially-damaging

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A former contestant on Donald Trump’s reality television competition says he has “potentially damaging” audio of the billionaire from his time on the show, according to a new report.

Brian McDowell, a contestant on the third season of “The Apprentice” in 2005, will not release the tape because, he said, he hopes Trump wins the presidency, Business Insider reported Monday.

McDowell declined to provide the outlet with his recording of Trump, who is now the Republican presidential nominee. McDowell told the news publication he refused similar overtures from People magazine and The New York Times.

An independent source confirmed the existence of the audio footage to Business Insider and McDowell’s analysis of its possible impact on Trump.

McDowell, the second candidate fired from “The Apprentice” during his season, told the outlet he is no longer under a nondisclosure agreement from his time on the series.

The reality television participant added he is aware a pro-Hillary Clinton super PAC is offering $5 million to help pay for legal fees stemming from possible violations of such an agreement.

“[The election] is bigger than Trump and $5 million,” he said of a “leak fee” first pitched last month by American Bridge and its founder, longtime Clinton ally David Brock.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22037 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:52:46 PM »

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441921/obama-about-retire-and-leave-democrats-old-white-and-out-ideas

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Last Night Was the High-Point of the Democratic Party’s Cool
by CHARLES C. W. COOKE November 8, 2016 12:45 PM @CHARLESCWCOOKE

Barack Obama, Jon Bon Jovi, and Bruce Springsteen held a rally in Philadelphia last night. At the end, Hillary Clinton showed up and ruined the vibe. As pretty much everybody noted when the images started swimming through Twitter, it looked pretty cool:

Neat, huh? But, watching it this morning, a thought occurred to me: This might be the last period for a while during which the Democratic party is cool.

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The Republicans, by contrast, are younger, more diverse, and come from a broader collection of states. The GOP is never going to be cool — a certain squareness is in the nature of conservatism — and, if the party continues as it has this year, it is never going to be taken seriously, either. But if it does decide to change, it seems well-set to do so nevertheless. Who are its leaders? The Senate Majority Leader is 74, so we can put him in the same camp as Warren, Sanders, Clinton, and co. But Paul Ryan, the Speaker of the House, is 46. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz, the runners up in this year’s primaries, are both 45. And, going forward, the GOP has a strong range of younger guns just waiting to take the reins. Among them are: Cory Gardner (42), Tim Scott (51), Nikki Haley (44), Susanna Martinez (57), Tom Cotton (39), Dan Sullivan (51), Ben Sasse (44), Joni Ernst (46), Rand Paul (53), Scott Walker (49), Brian Sandoval (53) — and, for now, Kelly Ayotte (48). The oldest governor in the country is a California Democrat; the youngest is a Southern Republican. The oldest senator in the country is a California Democrat; the youngest is a Southern Republican. All is not as it seems in paradise.

wait...the guy writing this is 32?

T-Short · « **Reply #22038 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:02:29 PM »

there there america, it'll all be over soon

benjipwns · « **Reply #22039 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:04:26 PM »

zomgee · « **Reply #22040 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:07:53 PM »

The future is in the Teen Titans headquarters apparently.

Rufus · « **Reply #22041 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:08:32 PM »

Oh, he's serious?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22042 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:09:33 PM »

Well volcano skull island over there looks pretty metal, so...

-or-

Bananas: the fruit of evil

zomgee · « **Reply #22043 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:14:49 PM »

Some bananas grow upside down, too. Choose wisely of your bananas on the DaRk SiDE.

Also please pick up my shoe.

VomKriege · « **Reply #22044 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on November 08, 2016, 06:08:32 PM

Oh, he's serious?

Pretty apt analogy actually : Wasn't Samson a dense humorless & horny douchehead bully who killed himself when he brought down the Dagon temple ?

Tasty · « **Reply #22045 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:20:52 PM »

Also all his power was in his unusual hair.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22046 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:31:54 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #22047 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:32:41 PM »

zomgee · « **Reply #22048 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:50:18 PM »

1 dead, multiple people shot near polling station; active shooter heavily armed, officials said

You always think this shit is going to happen.

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Willison declined to provide the location of the shooting for the safety of the officers and the victims, he said.

Azusa police urged residents to stay out of the area and asked all residents to shelter in place.

We're not going to tell you *where* it is, but stay away.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22049 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:53:39 PM »

Quote from: Iron Sheik

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GO FUCK YOURSELF

Quote from: Iron Sheik

GET OUT AND VOTE OR I SUPLEX YOU AND BREAK YOUR NECK JABRONI

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22050 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:03:36 PM »

TRUMPS WINNING BURN IT DOWN FREAK OUT

VomKriege · « **Reply #22051 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:20:06 PM »

Florida turned from leaning R to leaning D on the Guardian map over my refresh (early polls).
Turned red again (along with Virginia).

RIGGED.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22052 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:20:18 PM »

FUCKING KENTUCKY, THEY'RE GOING TO RUIN THIS

LEADS IN FLORIDA AND VIRGINIA I LOVE AMERICA AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK GEORGIA?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? FUCK THIS NATION

benjipwns · « **Reply #22053 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:22:23 PM »

VIRGINIA AND FLORIDA JUST FLIPPED TO RED, GOING TO KILL MYSELF OMG, CAN'T TAKE THIS

benjipwns · « **Reply #22054 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:23:38 PM »

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Heads up: We think it’s still too early to trust the forecast numbers. Let’s wait until more votes have been counted.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEW YORK SLIMES

VomKriege · « **Reply #22055 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:25:48 PM »

Dumb question : Over here, polling stations in big cities generally tend to close later than countryside. Is it the case in the US too ? If so, do it skew early results ?

benjipwns · « **Reply #22056 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:30:54 PM »

They close at roughly the same time (depends on how many people still in line), but it takes longer to process the votes because there's so many more of them. They often do come in after much of the rest of the state.

That's why in 2004 they refused to concede Ohio because the outstanding votes were in the Cleveland area and if Kerry won 150% of them he'd win the state.

VomKriege · « **Reply #22057 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:32:55 PM »

That's what I expected yeah. Early projections are gonna be leaning rural and probably Republican then for most states, I suppose... ?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22058 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:34:16 PM »

Fuck Virgina looks like it will be Trump and Flordia is close

benjipwns · « **Reply #22059 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:34:51 PM »

Lots of GOP-leaning states close earlier too:

benjipwns · « **Reply #22060 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:36:53 PM »

i don't think gary's going to hit 5% nationally, my bad, i didn't vote in any of the states

james · « **Reply #22061 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:39:10 PM »

How the fuck is it legal to close polls at 6pm

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #22062 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:40:48 PM »

On a scale of 9-10, 9 being complete freak out and 10 being FUCK THIS WHERE IS MY PASSPORT I'M MOVING TO CANADA, how should I be feeling right now?

I want to say a 9.7 but I want to be reasonable.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22063 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:42:01 PM »

southeastern kentucky sure does love them some trump

tiesto · « **Reply #22064 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:48:55 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on November 08, 2016, 06:18:20 PM

Quote from: Rufus on November 08, 2016, 06:08:32 PM
Oh, he's serious?

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Pretty apt analogy actually : Wasn't Samson a dense humorless & horny douchehead bully who killed himself when he brought down the Dagon temple ?

Little Hands Samson

james · « **Reply #22065 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:50:59 PM »

This election has given me hemorrhoids

Nola · « **Reply #22066 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:51:36 PM »

Quote from: james on November 08, 2016, 07:39:10 PM

How the fuck is it legal to close polls at 6pm

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I honestly have no idea if it is a partisan thing.

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tiesto · « **Reply #22067 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:53:59 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on November 08, 2016, 06:04:26 PM

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Banana Republic? What does the cartoonist have against preppy mall clothing retailers?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22068 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:12:34 PM »

TEXAS LEANING BLUE RACE OVER FOR TRUMP

benjipwns · « **Reply #22069 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:17:38 PM »

with no votes reported, illinois called for hillary

RIGGED

benjipwns · « **Reply #22070 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:19:13 PM »

CLINTON WINS WASHINGTON D.C.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22071 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:21:23 PM »

Florida is pretty dang close........

benjipwns · « **Reply #22072 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:21:31 PM »

trump ahead in florida by 28 votes

GAME OVER

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22073 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:21:53 PM »

God it's going to be such a shit show if the Dems can't get the senate

helios · « **Reply #22074 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:24:04 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #22075 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 08, 2016, 08:20:55 PM

Texas won't go to Hillary. Although I'd love it if the closest thing to my home state goes blue for the first time in history(?)

Bill lost Texas by 5 points ('96) and 2.5 points ('92), it went D in 1976, 1968, 1964, 1960, 1948 and every election before that except 1928.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22076 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:25:59 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 08, 2016, 08:21:53 PM

God it's going to be such a shit show if the Dems can't get the senate

Prepare for shitshow

james · « **Reply #22077 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:28:24 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 08, 2016, 08:21:53 PM

God it's going to be such a shit show if the Dems can't get the senate

The experts at Poligaf told me ticket splitting wasnt a thing

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22078 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:30:56 PM »

goddammit florida we talked about this

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #22079 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:32:13 PM »

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Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| THE DARKEST TIMELINE (Read 2660331 times)