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« Reply #22140 on: November 08, 2016, 09:34:23 PM »
Here comes NH and PA.

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« Reply #22141 on: November 08, 2016, 09:34:43 PM »
When they stole the election from Bernie they gave us Trump.

Holy fuck
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« Reply #22142 on: November 08, 2016, 09:35:21 PM »
Fuuuuuuuuck me if Trump actually wins, four more years of his shit :brazilcry

Hold me, Wrath. :tocry
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« Reply #22143 on: November 08, 2016, 09:36:07 PM »
Texas won't go to Hillary. Although I'd love it if the closest thing to my home state goes blue for the first time in history(?)

We used to blue and haven't been blue since reagan
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« Reply #22144 on: November 08, 2016, 09:36:31 PM »
We're fucked.
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« Reply #22146 on: November 08, 2016, 09:37:02 PM »
At what point do you sell all your stocks and buy gold?

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« Reply #22148 on: November 08, 2016, 09:38:36 PM »
holy shit at Nytimes


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« Reply #22149 on: November 08, 2016, 09:39:20 PM »
Dow is going to open down 500 tomorrow

I should hit an ATM
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« Reply #22150 on: November 08, 2016, 09:39:30 PM »
The worst part of this is that AiA is gonna be smug for a long fucking time.  :fbm

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« Reply #22151 on: November 08, 2016, 09:39:35 PM »
The fact that Trump is competing in Michigan should throw all conventional wisdom out of the window.

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« Reply #22152 on: November 08, 2016, 09:39:40 PM »
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« Reply #22153 on: November 08, 2016, 09:42:33 PM »
I still think Hillary wins it but she is going into the White House like Leonardo dragging himself in the Revenant

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« Reply #22154 on: November 08, 2016, 09:42:43 PM »

BREAKING:  DOW FUTURES PLUNGE 500 POINTS ON ELECTION JITTERS


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« Reply #22155 on: November 08, 2016, 09:43:01 PM »
I can't guys :dead
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« Reply #22156 on: November 08, 2016, 09:44:46 PM »
I still think Hillary wins it but she is going into the White House like Leonardo dragging himself in the Revenant
all considered she was a pretty weak candidate against a well seasoned noise machine.
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« Reply #22157 on: November 08, 2016, 09:44:51 PM »
Welp, at least I'm still white.
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« Reply #22158 on: November 08, 2016, 09:44:52 PM »
The "deplorables" line came back to bite Hillary in the ass.

It was too smug and condescending. Too triumphant and arrogant.

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« Reply #22159 on: November 08, 2016, 09:45:52 PM »
This shouldnt be this close.

This country is full of imbeciles

It's full of cacs.
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« Reply #22160 on: November 08, 2016, 09:47:15 PM »
This day has been so stressful and then this shit happens.

 Just imagine if she ran against Rubio or Cruz.

Based on the early analysis of why this is occurring(record turnout in rural areas and normal turnout in urban areas), she probably would of faired much better against either.

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« Reply #22161 on: November 08, 2016, 09:47:29 PM »
The "deplorables" line came back to bite Hillary in the ass.

It was too smug and condescending. Too triumphant and arrogant.

I think Trump already has more votes than Romney/McCain at this point. Shit at this point Romney had already lost.

She can win but she has no mandate and a GOP that was meme will into a stalemate by an outsider loudmouth.

She has done less with the minority vote and engulfed by the suburb/rural white vote.

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« Reply #22162 on: November 08, 2016, 09:48:41 PM »
 :badass
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« Reply #22164 on: November 08, 2016, 09:50:27 PM »
This shouldnt be this close.

This country is full of imbeciles

It's full of cacs.

And lots of other demographics....Who are not showing up.

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« Reply #22165 on: November 08, 2016, 09:50:58 PM »
You guys bought gold, right?


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« Reply #22166 on: November 08, 2016, 09:50:59 PM »
This is all your fault AIA. 

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« Reply #22167 on: November 08, 2016, 09:52:39 PM »

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« Reply #22168 on: November 08, 2016, 09:52:41 PM »


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« Reply #22169 on: November 08, 2016, 09:53:52 PM »
This is all your fault AIA.

He voted republican in THIS election? :dead
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« Reply #22170 on: November 08, 2016, 09:54:02 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

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« Reply #22171 on: November 08, 2016, 09:54:57 PM »
GOP playing with house money with House already won and Senate looking to be at worst a 50/50 with Manchin crossing over.

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« Reply #22172 on: November 08, 2016, 09:55:27 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

Shouldn't that be "face turn?"  :doge

But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided. 
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« Reply #22173 on: November 08, 2016, 09:56:01 PM »


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« Reply #22174 on: November 08, 2016, 09:56:12 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

Shouldn't that be "face turn?"  :doge

But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided.

Bernie would have killed him. Hillary is just too damn unlikeable

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« Reply #22175 on: November 08, 2016, 09:56:52 PM »
61% trump :brazilcry
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« Reply #22176 on: November 08, 2016, 09:56:59 PM »
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« Reply #22177 on: November 08, 2016, 09:57:19 PM »
But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided. 

Makes no sense. All the polls showed Hillary ahead by a small, but comfortable and enduring, margin, and, despite narrowing in late October with the FBI email stuff, had begun to increase her lead over the last week or so. SMH, America.
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« Reply #22178 on: November 08, 2016, 09:58:28 PM »
White areas of Wayne County coming in first. Chill out.
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« Reply #22179 on: November 08, 2016, 09:58:36 PM »
But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided. 

Makes no sense. All the polls showed Hillary ahead by a small, but comfortable and enduring, margin, and, despite narrowing in late October with the FBI email stuff, had begun to increase her lead over the last week or so. SMH, America.

The most accurate poll last election was an IBD poll. it had Trump winning by 2 points, LATIMES daily tracking was around 4 in the final poll.

 If Trump wins, so many pollsters are dead in the water.

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« Reply #22180 on: November 08, 2016, 09:59:06 PM »
But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided. 

Makes no sense. All the polls showed Hillary ahead by a small, but comfortable and enduring, margin, and, despite narrowing in late October with the FBI email stuff, had begun to increase her lead over the last week or so. SMH, America.

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We were told Duerte wouldnt become president

We were told toblerones would be icon forever
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« Reply #22181 on: November 08, 2016, 09:59:56 PM »
Also: With a very narrow Hillary win, which is looking increasingly like the best-case scenario, we can expect days, if not weeks, of Trump contesting the results in every way he can. :goty
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« Reply #22182 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:14 PM »
But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided. 

Makes no sense. All the polls showed Hillary ahead by a small, but comfortable and enduring, margin, and, despite narrowing in late October with the FBI email stuff, had begun to increase her lead over the last week or so. SMH, America.

I guess it goes to show polling doesn't mean shit if your underlying assumptions are incorrect.

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« Reply #22183 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:16 PM »
Also: With a very narrow Hillary win, which is looking increasingly like the best-case scenario, we can expect days, if not weeks, of Trump contesting the results in every way he can. :goty

No supreme court confirmation

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« Reply #22184 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:43 PM »
Polling failed to take into account all the economic anxiety.
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« Reply #22185 on: November 08, 2016, 10:02:15 PM »
Virginia called for Clinton but by only 0.5%

Didn't need it but that is not good.

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« Reply #22186 on: November 08, 2016, 10:02:53 PM »
Looks like Virginia is shifting to Clinton. So...that's something, I suppose.
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« Reply #22188 on: November 08, 2016, 10:03:34 PM »
Also: With a very narrow Hillary win, which is looking increasingly like the best-case scenario, we can expect days, if not weeks, of Trump contesting the results in every way he can. :goty


Honestly don't really care. Don't even care about a close election. If she wins she wins. The problem is that its a 50% 50% shot at best at the moment. And that is scary as shit.

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« Reply #22189 on: November 08, 2016, 10:03:40 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

Shouldn't that be "face turn?"  :doge

But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided.

Bernie would have killed him. Hillary is just too damn unlikeable

Bernie was a walking meme with a single talking point that he couldn't even properly describe.
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« Reply #22190 on: November 08, 2016, 10:04:37 PM »
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« Reply #22191 on: November 08, 2016, 10:05:24 PM »
Polling failed to take into account all the economic anxiety.

Why in the world would you then vote for a president with no political experience if you are anxious about the economy?
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« Reply #22192 on: November 08, 2016, 10:05:38 PM »
Gonna come to MI, NH, NV, and CO.

Shit is terrifying, brehs.
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« Reply #22194 on: November 08, 2016, 10:06:46 PM »


Which one are you at bros?

I'm personally at bargaining.

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« Reply #22195 on: November 08, 2016, 10:06:47 PM »
Ugh the amount of soul searching think pieces though in the coming weeks...

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« Reply #22196 on: November 08, 2016, 10:08:10 PM »
Polling failed to take into account all the economic anxiety.

Why in the world would you then vote for a president with no political experience if you are anxious about the economy?

By "economic anxiety" of course I meant racism.
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« Reply #22197 on: November 08, 2016, 10:08:53 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

Shouldn't that be "face turn?"  :doge

But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided.

Bernie would have killed him. Hillary is just too damn unlikeable

Bernie was a walking meme with a single talking point that he couldn't even properly describe.

TBH, my early hot take is that you could make the case that Bernie would of helped offset the base enthusiasm of Trump with his own and even siphon some off his white male, working class support.

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« Reply #22198 on: November 08, 2016, 10:09:03 PM »
i want this to happen just so my triumphant first post on GAF after my ban can be the ultimate gloating shitpost that gets me permed
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« Reply #22199 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:23 PM »
Glenn Beck must be regretting that heel turn right about now.

Shouldn't that be "face turn?"  :doge

But seriously, I can't believe that Trump could likely win this.   Like, this is the one election that seemed so incredibly one-sided.

Bernie would have killed him. Hillary is just too damn unlikeable

Bernie was a walking meme with a single talking point that he couldn't even properly describe.

TBH, my early hot take is that you could make the case that Bernie would of helped offset the base enthusiasm of Trump with his own and even siphon some off his white male, working class support.

yeah, Bernie jobs talk no matter how incoherent would have worked some with the white working class