US Politics Thread |OT| THE DARKEST TIMELINE

[zepblackstar]

and 2018... The Senate races favor the GOP by a lot. so more seats to be gained.

[james]

I personally hold shillary gaf responsible

[Syph]

I hope the laughs were worth it, everyone.

sorry man

[bork]

Clinton is winning now.  Very, very close race.

[Let's Cyber]

What's the turnout been like for Hillary with minorities and women? 

[CatsCatsCats]

Washington, the state, is fucking red right now. FUCKING WHAT

[Kara]

I hope the laughs were worth it, everyone.

sorry man

When I'm in a political prison your contrition will keep me warm at night.

[ToxicAdam]

"Democrats losing half of union households" in exit polling

[Phoenix Dark]

Himuro was right about you devils.

[bork]

Himuro was right about you devils.

[zepblackstar]

exit poll has Trump winning by 4% in college educated white women which he was supposed to lose by a ton

[benjipwns]

Washington, the state, is fucking red right now. FUCKING WHAT

It's always like that until King County reports.

[agrajag]

Himuro was right about you devils.

f u i got mine

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm still confident about Michigan.

[bork]

So it's down to Michigan?

Jesus I'm scared.

This is what it feels like to be grabbed by the pussy.

[MMaRsu]

[Boredfrom]

exit poll has Trump winning by 4% in college educated white women which he was supposed to lose by a ton

self=dark side

[zepblackstar]

Trump now ahead in PA


holy shit.

[Akala]

W O W 

[james]

Someone please explain why NH cant count

[brawndolicious]

Well this is fucked. Flashing back to 2004. Best I can hope for is it gives Democrats a huge kick in the ass like it did back then.

So it's down to Michigan?

Jesus I'm scared.

And Nevada.

[headwalk]

don't call me white
don't caaall me white

[Take My Breh Away]

Russia played the long game. Stuck a 5th columnist in and won the Cold War without firing a single bullet.

America's post WW II plan to prevent the spread of Russian ideologies in the world. Failed. Russia plans to harness the energy of the Gipper spinning in his grave to maintain Lenin's Tomb

[agrajag]

Fuck you white people

[james]

Mica lost?

Holy shit one kernel of good

[CatsCatsCats]

Fuck you white people

And white people said fuck you too I'll vote for trump and it won't hurt me

[Syph]

utah down

[benjipwns]

Look on the bright side, Nevada is a lock for Hillary.

[Himu]

Himuro was right about you devils.

[james]

Look on the bright side, Nevada is a lock for Hillary.

Early vote! Early vote!

Fucking idiots

[Syph]

holy shit is PA actually going to turn

[Sausage]

Whelp, those that argued for accelerationism for progressive ideals will soon see if their theory holds

It worked on the Republican side didn't it?

[zepblackstar]

GOP is gaining in governorships, I think at this point they would be glad not to deal with Trump but Hillary cause they have everything else.

[eleuin]

all these people talking about bernie somehow doing better   smh

[zepblackstar]

Wisconsin to trump

[zomgee]

It's going to come down to Wisconsin, isn't it?

Edit: Nevermind

[Great Rumbler]

Michigan is incredibly close right now.

[CatsCatsCats]

Did weed at least past in Nevada? If I can at least get high in Vegas

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Iowa just got called for Trump. Shit.

Even if she wins Michigan she won't cinch this without carrying Wisconsin and New Hampshire.

This is sooooooooooooooo bad.

[zepblackstar]

Iowa to Trump

He is going to win...

omg.

[Freyj]

If Hillary takes Michigan and Nevada it's NH for the presidency?

[Great Rumbler]

If Hillary takes Michigan and Nevada it's NH for the presidency?

It could potentially come down to the extra 2 electors in Maine and Nebraska.

Based on certain splits, Trump and Hillary could end up with 269 and the final say on the election would go to the House.

[zepblackstar]

This is a Brexit situation

[Let's Cyber]

All we need to do is appeal the twenty second amendment, impeach Trump and reelect Obama.

Let's get the ball rolling.

[Atramental]

If Hillary takes Michigan and Nevada it's NH for the presidency?

It could potentially come down to the extra 2 electors in Maine and Nebraska.

Based on certain splits, Trump and Hillary could end up with 269 and the final say on the election would go to the House.

[tiesto]

Couple of forecasters thinking Michigan going Trump

Detroit Free Press called Michigan for Hillary, though they're the only outfit to make any kind of call.

After causing me so much anguish at work with their damn IEP timeline dates the least MI can do for me is not fuck this up.

[james]

The american people vote for personality, not policy.

Thats why Obama won
Thats why Trump is winning
Whys why Regan won
Thats why Arnold won

[Freyj]

If Hillary takes Michigan and Nevada it's NH for the presidency?

It could potentially come down to the extra 2 electors in Maine and Nebraska.

Based on certain splits, Trump and Hillary could end up with 269 and the final say on the election would go to the House.

Jesus fuck

[Rahxephon91]

I should have imported more games while the dollar was strong!

[CatsCatsCats]

Market crash so ironic

[Atramental]

One of my alt-right acquaintances posted this 5 hours ago... He's big into occult magic too.

As I strutted out of the gymnasium, 'I VOTED TODAY' sticker in hand, I was greeted by a BIG BLACK CAT WITH GIANT BALLS just standing there, waiting. I put out my hand and he ran up, purring like a madman. A brisk autumn breeze kicked up and my smirk cracked into a smug grin as I pet the cat, watching the sun set. "This is the Universe where we win," I thought to myself for the millionth time. Dead leaves blew into the forest. #MAGA

At first it was funny and absurd but now... 

[CatsCatsCats]

The american people vote for personality, not policy.

Thats why Obama won
Thats why Trump is winning
Whys why Regan won
Thats why Arnold won

It really is like fucking class president

[Mr. Nobody]

The american people vote for personality, not policy.

Thats why Obama won
Thats why Trump is winning
Whys why Regan won
Thats why Arnold won

This is more accurate than it should be.

[Madrun Badrun]

PD I got a plan.  You run in 2020 and we will split the Nobel prize money, k?

[Sausage]

How do you guys think Biden or Bernie would have done

[benjipwns]

Was I the only one not told that things were supposed to have changed at some point in that regard?

[zepblackstar]

Biden would have lost
Bernie closer but looking at the votes, still would have lost

[Sausage]

Biden would have lost
Bernie closer but looking at the votes, still would have lost

But I don't think a guy like Biden would have lost the midwest.

[zomgee]

Biden would have lost
Bernie closer but looking at the votes, still would have lost

But I don't think a guy like Biden would have lost the midwest.

jerbs

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796212488840904708

the last laugh