Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1087894 times)

bork · « **Reply #11280 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: bork on January 31, 2021, 10:46:16 PM

Looking like the finish is going to be Orton coming back in after having done nothing and winning it?

Swerve! Edge reversed and won!

dkdk · « **Reply #11281 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:53:21 PM »

man edge is like 50 lol

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11282 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:02:10 AM »

Quote from: bork on January 31, 2021, 09:17:11 PM

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on January 31, 2021, 08:03:07 PM
They're a couple

Say what??

lol I was being silly i think she's married to some indie dude

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11283 on:** February 01, 2021, 04:21:48 PM »

why have they changed a load of peoples entrance music to much shitter music?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11284 on:** February 01, 2021, 04:28:00 PM »

i liked how carlito carribean cool looked twice the size of dolph ziggler and a few inches taller when he was one of the smaller dudes of his era and someone you'd think was roughly the same size

dkdk · « **Reply #11285 on:** February 01, 2021, 06:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on February 01, 2021, 04:21:48 PM

why have they changed a load of peoples entrance music to much shitter music?

WWE doesnt work with CFO$ anymore so they're trying to get off as many of those themes as possible to not pay the publishing company anymore.

bork · « **Reply #11286 on:** February 01, 2021, 08:30:50 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on February 01, 2021, 06:25:38 PM

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on February 01, 2021, 04:21:48 PM
why have they changed a load of peoples entrance music to much shitter music?

WWE doesnt work with CFO$ anymore so they're trying to get off as many of those themes as possible to not pay the publishing company anymore.

And that's fine, but do all these newer themes have to be so shitty? CF0$ did good work.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11287 on:** February 01, 2021, 09:40:02 PM »

Keith Lee was nowhere to be seen, so I guess his push is officially done

edit- ah, Mia Yim tested positive for covid, so that explains it, hope they're both ok

bork · « **Reply #11288 on:** February 01, 2021, 10:05:08 PM »

Jackson Ryker looks like a buff Will Ferrell. Can't unsee it.

bork · « **Reply #11289 on:** February 01, 2021, 11:02:26 PM »

AND THE BIG REMATCH BETWEEN ORTON AND EDGE ENDS WITH alexa bliss drooling some shit out of her mouth, distracting orton, so edge can win

BIONIC · « **Reply #11290 on:** February 02, 2021, 01:17:26 AM »

Orton and Edge feud?

Did I just wake up in 2004?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11291 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:51:01 AM »

I wish it was 04, Chris was still alive

bork · « **Reply #11292 on:** February 02, 2021, 07:20:23 AM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on February 02, 2021, 02:51:01 AM

I wish it was 04, Chris was still alive

Who?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11293 on:** February 02, 2021, 07:56:55 AM »

Kevin Sullivan's real crime

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11294 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:14:54 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11295 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:29:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1356989391592374272

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11296 on:** February 10, 2021, 03:38:37 PM »

Nia Jax talks about her buttocks and etc.

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1358982750800330755

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11297 on:** February 10, 2021, 05:26:16 PM »

according to this weeks

drive thru this bitch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Boebert might be the daughter of stan lane

bork · « **Reply #11298 on:** February 21, 2021, 11:03:45 PM »

Re: Elimination Chamber

-SD chamber was a waste of time from a storyline standpoint- all that just for Bryan to win, then get quickly pinned by Roman after? They should have at least had him challenge Reigns at Fastlane instead.

-Raw chamber was better in this regard, but not as good a match. Or maybe I just tuned out by that point. Or both.

-Miz cashes in and is new champ. OK, sure, but I don't see him keeping the belt past Fastlane. LOL if Miz vs. Drew is the Mania main event.

-Women's matches? What happened here? Lacey getting legit pregnant killed things that much?

It really feels like they're in a holding pattern right now and don't know what to do until Mania.

bork · « **Reply #11299 on:** February 21, 2021, 11:08:26 PM »

Quote

The only time this came up at Elimination Chamber was during the Kickoff show, when the panel decided to debate the father of Lacey’s baby before getting around to wondering what this means for Asuka. Peter Rosenberg remarked “let’s not forget who Asuka is, no one wants to see Asuka.” Booker T said “trust me, somebody is going to step up.” Charly Caruso closed by saying “that’s something we’ll be waiting to find out. Of course there will be developments throughout the evening as to who Asuka will be facing when she puts her Raw women’s championship on the line.”

Then the show happened and she wasn’t mentioned.

bork · « **Reply #11300 on:** February 22, 2021, 12:42:02 PM »

https://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2021/02/10/rapper-bad-bunny-dominating-wwe-merchandise-sales/?sh=3921cb746c12

Vince gonna put the belt on Bad Bunny?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11301 on:** February 22, 2021, 03:42:22 PM »

Throwing Tag straps on him and Priest wouldn't be surprising since Vince pretty actively doesn't give a shit about that division.

bork · « **Reply #11302 on:** February 24, 2021, 08:04:01 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11303 on:** February 24, 2021, 10:17:33 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on February 22, 2021, 03:42:22 PM

Throwing Tag straps on him and Priest wouldn't be surprising since Vince pretty actively doesn't give a shit about that division.

They are high on Priest right now apparently so this wouldn't surprise me too much. Who even ARE the RAW tag champs?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11304 on:** February 24, 2021, 10:41:30 AM »

The New Day probably

bork · « **Reply #11305 on:** February 24, 2021, 02:56:40 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2021, 10:17:33 AM

Quote from: Trent Dole on February 22, 2021, 03:42:22 PM
Throwing Tag straps on him and Priest wouldn't be surprising since Vince pretty actively doesn't give a shit about that division.

They are high on Priest right now apparently so this wouldn't surprise me too much. Who even ARE the RAW tag champs?

Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin.

...I had to look that up because I couldn't remember.

bork · « **Reply #11306 on:** February 24, 2021, 02:57:58 PM »

Big Show quit WWE after 22 years and went to AEW.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11307 on:** February 24, 2021, 03:43:09 PM »

Kinda weird that Vince wasn't still willing to pay him to do nothing but the odd appearance like mayor Glen, dunno what all petite will get out of him now that he's in the surprise rumble entrant at best stage of his career, other than Tony khan marking out and signing a name for the sake of it like TNA would tbh

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11308 on:** March 01, 2021, 08:14:52 PM »

The Big Show Show on Netflix was pretty bad. I watched part of the first episode and it was just an incredibly stilted family sitcom with forced humor and a laugh track punctuating all the non-jokes.

It's clear Big Show has some charisma and acting ability. If he'd held out for something smartly written or interesting, he might have done very well.

bork · « **Reply #11309 on:** March 21, 2021, 09:01:05 PM »

Fastlane on THE peaCOCK™

WTF was that Alexa Bliss/Orton shit? Incredibly awful, and then TEH FIEND appeared and looked so fucking stupid that I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes straight.

bork · « **Reply #11310 on:** March 21, 2021, 09:03:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1373801248969867264

bork · « **Reply #11311 on:** March 21, 2021, 09:07:56 PM »

https://twitter.com/FinnPreslee/status/1373802426239705093

bork · « **Reply #11312 on:** March 21, 2021, 09:26:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/penoakeo/status/1373807875684921346

bork · « **Reply #11313 on:** March 21, 2021, 09:27:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/Markofthebelts/status/1373807268232364034

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11314 on:** March 21, 2021, 11:16:59 PM »

glad I turned this garbage off after 40 m8ns 5o watch conspiracy instead

bork · « **Reply #11315 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:46:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/1374166187492401153
https://twitter.com/InocenteEsquire/status/1374167731512119298

bork · « **Reply #11316 on:** March 23, 2021, 10:26:08 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11317 on:** March 29, 2021, 10:04:34 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11318 on:** March 29, 2021, 10:31:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1376720602728292355

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11319 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:47:48 AM »

why are the wwf having shitty sfx on their shows now

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Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11320 on:** April 10, 2021, 08:21:23 PM »

Wrestlemania is a spreader event, but I got a little choked up hearing America the Beautiful played in front of a crowd.

Meanwhile, there's now a weather delay at Wrestlemania, and the WWE is scrambling to fill the time with lots of shouting displays. It's equal parts sad and amusing.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11321 on:** April 11, 2021, 03:52:59 AM »

May happen again tomorrow too.

bork · « **Reply #11322 on:** April 11, 2021, 08:40:27 PM »

Night one wasn't that bad. Nice seeing a crowd back, even though I think it's nuts. They kept showing shots of them and lots of people didn't have masks on.

Good to see Fiend back in regular costume and not that WTF IS THIS LMAO costume from before. That was the worst ring gear since Giant Gonzalez.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11323 on:** April 11, 2021, 09:28:21 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 11, 2021, 08:40:27 PM

Night one wasn't that bad. Nice seeing a crowd back, even though I think it's nuts. They kept showing shots of them and lots of people didn't have masks on.

Good to see Fiend back in regular costume and not that WTF IS THIS LMAO costume from before. That was the worst ring gear since Giant Gonzalez.

bork · « **Reply #11324 on:** April 11, 2021, 10:02:36 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 11, 2021, 08:40:27 PM

Good to see Fiend back in regular costume

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11325 on:** April 12, 2021, 02:22:54 AM »

Day two:

They had a live performance for Rhea Ripley's theme song. It was awful, both the song and the performance.

Asuka and Bayley deserved better.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11326 on:** April 12, 2021, 03:34:50 PM »

finally bothered to watch wrestlemania, has cesaro got off the juice recently, he seems about 20lbs lighter than I remember him looking

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11327 on:** April 15, 2021, 05:25:54 PM »

Both IIconics, Chelsea Greene, Mickie James, Bo Dallas, Tucker, Kallisto, Wesley Blake, and SAMOA JOE have all been released, obviously the biggest loss is Joe even though he was an announcer, because now the E has *checks notes* zero listenable commentators. At least Billie Kay is used to handing out resumes.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11328 on:** April 16, 2021, 03:57:25 AM »

I imagine Joe is a he wants to wrestle and they won't clear him one. Billy Kay is a weird one she was on wrestlemania

bork · « **Reply #11329 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:11:15 AM »

It gets worse. Mojo Rawley got released, guys.

MOJO. RAWLEY.

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The real winner here has been Bo Dallas, who was off TV for a couple years, but continued to get paid to sit home and work on his farm/bang Liv Morgan.

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on April 16, 2021, 03:57:25 AM

I imagine Joe is a he wants to wrestle and they won't clear him one. Billy Kay is a weird one she was on wrestlemania

Also let's point out that Wesley Blake got released, but his former teammate, who got himself in hot water and got the Forgotten Sons removed from TV, is still with the company and on TV weekly with Elias.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11330 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:14:13 AM »

liv morgan has such terrible taste in men that i'd fancy my chances of having sexy times her if we were to meet

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11331 on:** April 16, 2021, 08:52:37 PM »

Funny thing is it's the exact same day they let a bunch of people go a year ago. Some quick google fu tells that they sacked more than twice as many last time. I guess they figure AEW or whoever isn't that much of a threat so they can punt some folks if they wanna to make the shareholders happy.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11332 on:** April 16, 2021, 09:55:17 PM »

I'd thought Bo Dallas was married to the armwrestler. Lad's done well for himself, regardless.

Someone want to pay me to stay home? Anyone?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11333 on:** April 17, 2021, 10:26:17 AM »

Bianca Belair really does have "it" and I for one look forward to the wretched WWE machinery ruining her fledgling career.

bork · « **Reply #11334 on:** April 19, 2021, 08:54:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheVindictive/status/1384306814230040581

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11335 on:** April 19, 2021, 11:16:23 PM »

Charlotte has a completely different face yet again

bork · « **Reply #11336 on:** April 22, 2021, 10:16:51 AM »

bork · « **Reply #11337 on:** May 01, 2021, 02:37:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1388483342560120834

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11338 on:** June 02, 2021, 12:08:47 PM »

WWE released Braun Stowman!, Alistair Black and some jabronis, after cutting a shit load of office staff the other week, they're 99% selling up in the near future

I'm thinking they're selling up to CAA so they get their own version of UFC (that's where Nick 'Not Tony' Khan came from, the new big dog in WWE corporate).

bork · « **Reply #11339 on:** June 02, 2021, 12:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on June 02, 2021, 12:08:47 PM

WWE released Braun Stowman!, Alistair Black and some jabronis, after cutting a shit load of office staff the other week, they're 99% selling up in the near future

I'm thinking they're selling up to CAA so they get their own version of UFC (that's where Nick 'Not Tony' Khan came from, the new big dog in WWE corporate).

Holy shit, what? BRAUN got released? And Black, who just came back with a push? WTF, lol

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1087894 times)