Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1123201 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11100 on:** October 20, 2020, 06:27:35 AM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 20, 2020, 05:42:43 AM

The something something nicknames that everyone in the Fed has are so wack

Barely any have a ring to them

They all get those nicknames but can only have one name name like Otis and Cesaro.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11101 on:** October 20, 2020, 08:02:14 AM »

Some Slav shit

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11102 on:** October 20, 2020, 08:37:58 AM »

I had to look it up but he was Otis Dozovic for a minute. Also was on the indies as Dozer.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11103 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:03:27 PM »

Another wrestler shit scandal

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11104 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:54:35 PM »

I see no scandal

team filler · « **Reply #11105 on:** October 21, 2020, 11:28:41 PM »

scatndal

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11106 on:** October 25, 2020, 07:58:56 PM »

Didn't think the Roman Reigns business could get any worse, but then WWE had a 45-minute I Quit match.

Also, Samoa Joe made me laugh out loud. He said Jeff Hardy ruined Elias' mix tape release. It was probably funnier when Joe said it.

bork · « **Reply #11107 on:** October 26, 2020, 08:07:12 AM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on October 25, 2020, 07:58:56 PM

Didn't think the Roman Reigns business could get any worse, but then WWE had a 45-minute I Quit match.

Also, Samoa Joe made me laugh out loud. He said Jeff Hardy ruined Elias' mix tape release. It was probably funnier when Joe said it.

I barely watched most of that PPV- started watching after an hour had passed and apart from the opening match, skipped through most of it. Despite the HIAC stuff, it was another "Sunday Night Raw" show to me.

-Roman is the "tribal chief." We get it, guys. Can you hurry this up and put the Usos with him so he can get into a feud with someone that might appear to have a chance of winning a match against him?

-Sasha/Bayley. Sorry, just don't care apart from the belt finally being on someone else- too bad they're going to keep going.

-I don't understand what they're doing with The Hurt Business. They're clearly heels, yet are presented as babyfaces only when going up against Retribution, who continue to look like clowns and get dunked on in promos.

-Drew/Orton: See Sasha/Bayley. Don't care. Skipped the whole match. Randy is champ again.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11108 on:** October 26, 2020, 08:18:19 AM »

Drew can slay that almighty beast incarnate at the show of shows but can't handle Blandy on a C tier PPV, sure. Poor bastard didn't get to perform in front of a proper crowd as the guy one time. Meanwhile this title change is apparently setting up for Edge/Orton at next year's Mania with Edge getting the title in a feel good comeback story which will probably have to be abandoned when he get reinjured during the build up.

bork · « **Reply #11109 on:** October 26, 2020, 08:57:04 AM »

Orton with the belt for 5-6 months?

bork · « **Reply #11110 on:** October 26, 2020, 09:13:30 AM »

Oh yeah, the Otis MITB thing- the best part of that match was the footage of the "court" from SD with JBL as the judge, Ron Simmons as the bailiff, and Theodore Long as the court reporter.

Miz gets the briefcase after Tucker turns on Otis. Typical pro wrasslin' stuff, but still makes absolutely no sense. Am expecting to see Tucker get released next year once this feud is done.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11111 on:** October 26, 2020, 10:21:40 AM »

i imagine they took the belt off drew mac so they can have a go at crowning him again at mania, but with fans this time, probably against The Tribal Chief of the WWE

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11112 on:** October 26, 2020, 12:03:35 PM »

doubt they give as shit, its a pay off brother

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11113 on:** October 26, 2020, 02:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 26, 2020, 11:52:09 AM

One of them Wild Samoans has cancer and they're bringing that dude to a place that's being investigated as a multiple time offense hot spot for COVID cases

They had to give Roman his tribal chief lei.

I'd be interested in Tucker and Otis if Otis did the mask thing a la Mr. America. Not very, mind.

bork · « **Reply #11114 on:** October 26, 2020, 09:07:01 PM »

Alexa Bliss just gave arsenic to a puppet on the Funhouse, complete with graphic death sequence.

YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS!

bork · « **Reply #11115 on:** October 26, 2020, 09:08:34 PM »

Then the puppet gets back up, then Bray bludgeons him to death again.

bork · « **Reply #11116 on:** October 26, 2020, 09:30:14 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11117 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:19:12 PM »

Nxt uk tho

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11118 on:** October 30, 2020, 06:46:30 PM »

We didn’t leave the unelected EU’s tyranny for krauts and Slavs to take our jobs

bork · « **Reply #11119 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:11:02 PM »

~~Orton~~ Boreton out to open Raw:

"I am no longer the 'legend killer.'

.........

I am...simply....A LEGEND."

bork · « **Reply #11120 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:15:02 PM »

Alexa Bliss Orton's riveting promo (in which he stumbled over lines) and the Fiend's music plays...

...Only for Drew to come out of nowhere and hit Orton instead.

Then Miz comes down to cash in and get the title. Drew stops this from happening and beats up Miz instead.

What is the logic here? Does Drew think Orton is less of a threat than The Miz?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11121 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:26:31 PM »

Put as many people in the segment at once as possible, damit!

bork · « **Reply #11122 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:48:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/MrLuchaMX/status/1323456640855756800

https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1323456378212700160

bork · « **Reply #11123 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:49:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/Era_Of_Bliss/status/1323458884401594371

bork · « **Reply #11124 on:** November 06, 2020, 08:40:56 PM »

This Jey Uso heel turn is weird. He's copping a major attitude, but is still Roman's bitch.

dkdk · « **Reply #11125 on:** November 06, 2020, 08:55:57 PM »

this Roman Samoan family boss whole plot line is weird

Are they planning for Roman vs the Rock at mania or what

bork · « **Reply #11126 on:** November 06, 2020, 09:02:31 PM »

Rock vs. Roman is a rumor floating around, yeah.

bork · « **Reply #11127 on:** November 06, 2020, 09:06:21 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11128 on:** November 10, 2020, 05:24:37 PM »

Finally getting around to watching this Walter-Dragunov NXT uk title match and...

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11129 on:** November 11, 2020, 10:20:02 AM »

this looks like booty graphically, why is kenny olivier wearing a novelty muscle suit

it will probably be way better than whatever the fed put out next year just cos the company is ran by nerds

not suits and maniacs who've never touched a vidya in their lives

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11130 on:** November 11, 2020, 10:54:36 AM »

i think yukes are developing it too

tbf they might be able to do something decent with it, they did some decent stuff in the past before they had to only shit out a game in the smackdown/wwe2k series every year, like day of reckoning and their ufc games were pretty good.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11131 on:** November 11, 2020, 11:24:48 AM »

That's like, pre-alpha footage. It'll look better when it actually releases.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11132 on:** November 11, 2020, 11:47:22 AM »

even if its a great game its a hard sell to me cos i don't like anyone on their roster

unless you can do intergender and whip everyones ass as brandi rhodes

bork · « **Reply #11133 on:** November 11, 2020, 12:09:12 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on November 11, 2020, 10:20:02 AM

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this looks like booty graphically, why is kenny olivier wearing a novelty muscle suit

It looks like the Rambo suit Weird Al wore in UHF.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11134 on:** November 11, 2020, 12:14:11 PM »

i hope cornette reviews it

bork · « **Reply #11135 on:** November 13, 2020, 07:47:48 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/Zelina_VegaWWE/status/1327382306491928576

https://mobile.twitter.com/WWE/status/1327384821211992066

bork · « **Reply #11136 on:** November 13, 2020, 09:48:54 PM »

And then in other news, Nia Jax has injured yet another wrestler. This time Mandy Rose.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11137 on:** November 14, 2020, 01:08:56 AM »

I really want a wrestlers Union to happen just to see what a complete shit show it will be

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11138 on:** November 14, 2020, 11:18:46 AM »

Just imagine all the drama if wrestlers collectively started one, Union head Jeff Jarrett stooging them out to Vince and Tony khan in private, Union treasurer DDP embezzling funds etc

bork · « **Reply #11139 on:** November 14, 2020, 11:43:30 AM »

Chelsea Green made her Smackdown debut last night, promptly broke her arm during the match, and will now be out for a while.

dkdk · « **Reply #11140 on:** November 14, 2020, 12:05:53 PM »

Quote from: bork on November 13, 2020, 09:48:54 PM

And then in other news, Nia Jax has injured yet another wrestler. This time Mandy Rose.

Not my boo aka Gods Greatest Creation. Aight we riding on Nia

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11141 on:** November 14, 2020, 12:27:47 PM »

Quote from: bork on November 14, 2020, 11:43:30 AM

Chelsea Green made her Smackdown debut last night, promptly broke her arm during the match, and will now be out for a while.

Misogyny time: Chelsea green is one one women who can look

and

in the same set of pictures. She must have an angle she pictures better from or something

bork · « **Reply #11142 on:** November 17, 2020, 11:30:48 AM »

Quote

According to Wrestling Observer Radio’s Dave Meltzer, Vince McMahon tore up the script for last Friday’s SmackDown “on Thursday night/Friday morning” and rewrote it. No one else involved in the show had the new script until late afternoon.

Isn't this what happens like every week? For those who didn't watch, the show was centered on...Drew "stopping by" from Raw and wanting to fight Roman, while hyping up the Survivor Series champ vs champ event. Only that's Orton. HMMM WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

Predictably on Raw last night, Drew beat Orton and got the title back.

Also what was the point in splitting up the Iiconics? Peyton didn't get a push and is now paired up with Lacey Evans. Put her back with Billie Kay plz.

Quote

Meltzer also said on WOR that Zelina Vega was making more money from her work on Twitch and other services than she was from her WWE.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11143 on:** November 17, 2020, 11:34:44 AM »

she must have some thirsty simps

i wanna know who the fuck watches paiges streams, unless she's getting her tits and snatch out i think i'd rather stab out my eardrums than listen to that hoes god awful voice by choice

bork · « **Reply #11144 on:** November 17, 2020, 11:36:24 AM »

Oh yeah, the Mysterio family/Buddy Murphy/Seth Rollins snoozer storyline finally ended with Buddy turning on Seth and Mysterio winning the blow-off match.

The dirt sheets are saying that this is the same storyline that was done in Puerto Rico with Konnan and the Colons (?) (also sounds like Aces and Eights to me) and Buddy will predictably turn again and say it was all a ruse for no reason whatsoever at some point down the line.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11145 on:** November 17, 2020, 11:40:07 AM »

reys daughter consistently getting the second most youtube views after reigns is

says a lot about the losers and jabornis in wrestling these days

bork · « **Reply #11146 on:** November 17, 2020, 11:56:26 AM »

Oh fuck- this is going to result in a Mysterio/Murphy wedding angle, isn't it?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11147 on:** November 17, 2020, 12:03:01 PM »

they should have done a buddy murphy rey mysterio lovers angle instead so he could now be called gay mysterio

vince would probably find that hilarious, i could pitch it and get a writers gig

bork · « **Reply #11148 on:** November 17, 2020, 01:05:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/TBARRetribution/status/1328755705701146626
https://twitter.com/RETRIBUTIONMACE/status/1328745794351079425

https://twitter.com/MrMinoan/status/1328750464616292353

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11149 on:** November 17, 2020, 01:22:20 PM »

super chico

bork · « **Reply #11150 on:** November 17, 2020, 01:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Stro on November 17, 2020, 01:14:19 PM

They really haven't abandoned that whole thing yet?

Vince is reportedly very impressed with Rey's daughter. I wonder why since she has...stood around and not really done much?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11151 on:** November 17, 2020, 01:31:59 PM »

maybe he has a thing for 20 year old senoritas

bork · « **Reply #11152 on:** November 17, 2020, 09:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Stro on November 17, 2020, 08:27:26 PM

Quote from: bork on November 17, 2020, 01:26:14 PM
Quote from: Stro on November 17, 2020, 01:14:19 PM
They really haven't abandoned that whole thing yet?

Vince is reportedly very impressed with Rey's daughter. I wonder why since she has...stood around and not really done much?

I was talking about Retribution

Hard to tell with a statement like that- it's a question that applies to just about everything WWE!

team filler · « **Reply #11153 on:** November 18, 2020, 02:59:18 PM »

Quote

De Cholitas zijn vrouwen die meedoen aan wedstrijden freestyle worstelen. Het woord cholita komt van Chola, vrouwen die de enorme plooirok dragen. Meestal zijn het hardwerkende vrouwen, vaak staan ze op markten of verkopen allerhande spullen op straat. Vroeger ten tijden van de Spanjaarden was chola een racistisch scheldwoord. Mede dankzij de huidige president die van inheemse afkomst is, wordt de chola meer en meer met trots gedragen. Tegenwoordig wordt het zelfs als een geuzennaam gebruikt. Het Cholitas worstelen vindt elke zondag plaats in El Alto, dat is op de hoogvlakte boven La Paz en wordt druk bezocht. Ondanks het ogenschijnlijk geweld is alles goedmoedig en alle worpen en valpartijen zijn zorgvuldige choreografiën. De grootste fans zijn heel jonge kinderen, die steeds tussendoor met hun helden op de foto willen en na afloop dan ook juichend en springend de ring bestormen.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11154 on:** November 18, 2020, 04:36:16 PM »

Girls matches

bork · « **Reply #11155 on:** November 20, 2020, 10:09:25 AM »

Dirt sheets: "Undertaker is 100% done wrestling."

Also dirt sheets: "Undertaker's Survivor Series appearance will be to set up a match with The Fiend!"

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11156 on:** November 20, 2020, 11:05:35 AM »

If he does another "cinematic match" then he's not wrestling

spoiler (click to show/hide)

mean mark v husky harris sounds terrible, either real match or pre filmed

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Trent Dole · « **Reply #11157 on:** November 20, 2020, 03:51:57 PM »

Taker can't deliver in ring anymore but if Vince shows up at your door with a mack truck full of money what're ya gonna do?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11158 on:** November 20, 2020, 05:32:37 PM »

The bone yard match was basically the perfect way for the undertaker to go out, so why not do it again and run it into the ground

dkdk · « **Reply #11159 on:** November 20, 2020, 09:37:13 PM »

sasha banks supercrippin now huh

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