Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nachobro]

well I wish I had cable 

it wasn't even on tv. spike isn't giving this garbage a prime time air spot. 

[Shadow Mod]

They know each other from the bore.

If they did enough digging they'd know thebore wasn't exactly friendly to me before I regged lmao. 

All that salt. Wish I could cook with it. Would have a lifetime supply honestly.

[nudemacusers]

but is amirox still a cigarillo? I need this answered.

well I wish I had cable 

it wasn't even on tv. spike isn't giving this garbage a prime time air spot. 

wait, really? oh that's even more tragic lol

[nachobro]

Nope. Xbone, PS, Hulu, Twitch, Spike site, and some other spots but not TV. Kinda nice cause it didn't have to have commericials...except for well, you know, the actual programming being a giant one.

[Tasty]

[nudemacusers]

[Shadow Mod]

should email that Rebecca Black thread to the FBI

[Your Stalker]

She's legal in my state. 

[brawndolicious]

Birth control.
No STDs.
Condomless sex.
 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=28146871

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Birth control.
No STDs.
Condomless sex.
 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=28146871

 

you must have searched long and hard for that. Here's your prize

[nudemacusers]

devo pregnant confirmed

congrats on the mulatto baby

[Shadow Mod]

2011 bro.

Condomless now.



Also I hit a point where they were just bothering me.

[brawndolicious]

It was the first result when googling.

I remembered it because it seemed too girl scoutish at the time but the neogaf search function wasn't working so it must have taken me 5 minutes to actually find it. It's not nearly as impressive as remembering your "baby dicks" comment from 5 years ago.

[Shadow Mod]

It was the first result when googling.

I remembered it because it seemed too girl scoutish at the time but the neogaf search function wasn't working so it must have taken me 5 minutes to actually find it. It's not nearly as impressive as remembering your "baby dicks" comment from 5 years ago.

Baby dicks?

[StealthFan]

Rebecca Black had some tigs when she 14. It's not pedophilic to notice such things, especially when they're so obvious. She's a thick girl.

Talking about her sexually back then though? Gross. She's 16 now though. Fair game in plenty of states/countries Would bang.

[brawndolicious]

It was the first result when googling.

I remembered it because it seemed too girl scoutish at the time but the neogaf search function wasn't working so it must have taken me 5 minutes to actually find it. It's not nearly as impressive as remembering your "baby dicks" comment from 5 years ago.

Baby dicks?

He praised a porn stars nipples for being as big as baby dicks.

They weren't THAT big.

[nudemacusers]

you'd have to be crazy to want to have sex with a 16 year old

[Shadow Mod]

Who?

[Tasty]

I'd fuck anything that moves!

That's sick dude, babies move sometimes.

[StealthFan]

you'd have to be crazy to want to have sex with a 16 year old

Fuck or date, breh? Maybe if she has no real experience it would be terrible. But one of those sluts that has already been run through by her quarterback boyfriend and his friends?

[brawndolicious]

Who?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1743837#msg1743837

[Shadow Mod]

OH lmao 

[nudemacusers]

you'd have to be crazy to want to have sex with a 16 year old

Fuck or date, breh? Maybe if she has no real experience it would be terrible. But one of those sluts that has already been run through by her quarterback boyfriend and his friends?

I was just making a crazy person joke 

but I dunno if I would even fuck with a 16 year old, or even < 21. cougars, tho. ^

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92869684&postcount=105

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Name the child Maurice and I'll paypal you 500 dollars.

I wouldn't want my namesake being ugly like Timedog 

[Shadow Mod]

This page should be sent to the FBI too.

[Phoenix Dark]

Who?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1743837#msg1743837

Lil Thai is no joke though, man.

[nudemacusers]

I'd fuck anything that moves!

That's sick dude, babies move sometimes.

Not when I'm done with them.

newsfeed?

[benjipwns]

why the black guy bein oppressed by the man at end of saturday video

not even music videos are safe, thanks obama

[Rufus]

We live in a golden age of surveillance people, nobody needs to report anything anymore. It will all get flagged and forwarded to the proper authorities automatically.

[StealthFan]

Dudes talking about annihilating babies and fucking underage girls in here (Image removed from quote.)

well, i guess it really is a thread about GAF

You gonna see if that wolf smiley happens, breh

[Eli Gulgin]

Devo do you still think Ninjaboi is a creep?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92750512&postcount=327

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Joe Molotov]

she smells like vanilla dusted strawberries

 

[Atramental]

If she falls asleep, imma have a little nibble. Nom.

[Steve Youngblood]

gimpinmypants18 minutes ago
 
Joel McHale ruined the show even more than those rappers. Why put Geoff on the spot on an award show? It doesn't make sense to ask his personal favorites while hosting a show that's supposed to be celebrating the best of gaming. Try pulling that shit at the Oscars or anywhere else. Oh, but this is for video games so McHale was bringing some truth to the scene. Yeah, right. He's just an asshole.

Jeorge Brunner1 hour ago
 
devolution is a cunt

John IPC38 minutes ago
 
An annoying, whiny, angry cunt, might I add. Also Steve Youngblood is the piece of shit that bans everyone who disagrees with the cunt. They know each other from the bore.

Are these actual comments? Aw man. It starts with this, but the next thing you know it's "Steve Youngblood is a cigarillo" and I'm the next amirox. I also don't understand the accusation. If the idea is that I show favoritism, I don't know if there's anything I can say to convince otherwise so there's no point in mounting a defense (notwithstanding that I'd be arguing against someone who probably won't read it anyway). But I'm not sure I understand what knowing each other here is supposed to indicate. We were both on GAF long before having accounts here, and I'm not anyone of note here.

[Momo]

I'm not anyone of note here.

No one sees the bore as it's own thing though. It's 'just' an offshoot of GAF, so even when posting here, especially in this thread, you're always going to be a GAF mod.

[Momo]

I say that as someone who really likes this place, and wish the above wasnt true.

[Broseidon]

Computer banned lol. Anyone know why?

[demi]

Nobody cares, hope this helps. Freak.

[nudemacusers]

gimpinmypants18 minutes ago
 
Joel McHale ruined the show even more than those rappers. Why put Geoff on the spot on an award show? It doesn't make sense to ask his personal favorites while hosting a show that's supposed to be celebrating the best of gaming. Try pulling that shit at the Oscars or anywhere else. Oh, but this is for video games so McHale was bringing some truth to the scene. Yeah, right. He's just an asshole.

Jeorge Brunner1 hour ago
 
devolution is a cunt

John IPC38 minutes ago
 
An annoying, whiny, angry cunt, might I add. Also Steve Youngblood is the piece of shit that bans everyone who disagrees with the cunt. They know each other from the bore.

Are these actual comments? Aw man. It starts with this, but the next thing you know it's "Steve Youngblood is a cigarillo" and I'm the next amirox. I also don't understand the accusation. If the idea is that I show favoritism, I don't know if there's anything I can say to convince otherwise so there's no point in mounting a defense (notwithstanding that I'd be arguing against someone who probably won't read it anyway). But I'm not sure I understand what knowing each other here is supposed to indicate. We were both on GAF long before having accounts here, and I'm not anyone of note here.

"steve youngblood makes his child cry"

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=730642

We eatin paper outchea?

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=730642

We eatin paper outchea?

There are three types of people that eat the paper wrapping on a cupcake. Small children who don't know any better, people with autism who don't know any better, and gaffots that should know better & are socially inept due to not being around enough well adjusted folks on a day to day basis.

[Kabouter]

Computer banned lol. Anyone know why?

Not reading an OP.

[nudemacusers]

since you are here, can I now make a joke that would imply I did not read the op on that thread, or is that dangerous? please advise.

[Kabouter]

since you are here, can I now make a joke that would imply I did not read the op on that thread, or is that dangerous? please advise.

Well, I wouldn't ban you for doing so now that the thread title is super obvious and it is thus obvious it would be a joke.

Edit: Also, what's with the nickname difference? Are nude macusers only free on GAF?

[nudemacusers]

I DEMAND MY PARDON BE HONORED

edit: surely the high quality of my posts here suggest a premium that you just won't find anywhere else

[nachobro]

Computer banned lol. Anyone know why?

because he's shit

lol mac

[Shadow Mod]

mac just solidifying relationships between bore users and mods for the conspiracy crowd, psssh

[Kabouter]

mac just solidifying relationships between bore users and mods for the conspiracy crowd, psssh

I think only Steve Youngblood takes his orders from the Bore right?

[Momo]

And duckroll.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm pretty sure Steve only answers to the Mossad.

[nudemacusers]

mac just solidifying relationships between bore users and mods for the conspiracy crowd, psssh

I think only Steve Youngblood takes his orders from the Bore right?

Well steve always requires pictures up front, not after the deal is executed.

[Shadow Mod]

the bore masons

[nachobro]

Paper eating OP really rolling with the punches. I love how these distinguished mentally-challenged fellows think that any moronic shit they do makes them special snowflakes. And moderation reinforces it by not banning them.

I bitched and moaned about Dragona back in the day but at least she wasn't afraid to ban someone for being a stupid fuck.

[helios]

But the paper is thin and it still has food on it

[nachobro]

So does toilet paper if you eat a lot of corn.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Paper eating OP really rolling with the punches. I love how these distinguished mentally-challenged fellows think that any moronic shit they do makes them special snowflakes. And moderation reinforces it by not banning them.

I bitched and moaned about Dragona back in the day but at least she wasn't afraid to ban someone for being a stupid fuck.

Owning your shame doesn't mean that you're absolved from dumbfuckery or being a dumbfuck.  Something that most of these "How do I real life" gaffers fail to understand.

[thisismyusername]

Which one of you is Dr. Feel Good?

[Phoenix Dark]

Paper eating OP really rolling with the punches. I love how these distinguished mentally-challenged fellows think that any moronic shit they do makes them special snowflakes. And moderation reinforces it by not banning them.

I bitched and moaned about Dragona back in the day but at least she wasn't afraid to ban someone for being a stupid fuck.

Owning your shame doesn't mean that you're absolved from dumbfuckery or being a dumbfuck.  Something that most of these "How do I real life" gaffers fail to understand.

[Shadow Mod]

That American men need more friends thread is off to a good start.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=730810