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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20220 on: December 11, 2013, 08:09:20 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=732127

:neogaf This thread.

Also am nintendo I didn't read none of that :jawalrus
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« Reply #20221 on: December 11, 2013, 08:12:16 AM »

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You .. expect Nintendo to maintain a modern OS competently .. :lol

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« Reply #20222 on: December 11, 2013, 08:45:40 AM »
Also am nintendo I didn't read none of that :jawalrus

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« Reply #20224 on: December 11, 2013, 10:25:19 AM »
<insert three PSP's and lone DS image from TGS 2005>

Come back when you see three 3DS's and a lone mobile outside of anime convention centers in 2014, Andy.

I'd argue Nintendo tries more than any other company to change up their hardware niche. From the virtual boy to the minidisk lunchbox gamecube to the DS and Wii.

They are totally conservative as far as software. But they see the mobile smartphone market and are probably going to address it in some radical way. Maybe by making a smartphone that has attachable physical buttons (like those special iPhone cases).

http://media.idownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/iphone-game-controller-case.jpg

Seriously, they could merge the phone and handheld market. They wouldn't be the first to try but they could actually do it. They'll catch the early audience with those old but rabid fanbase Nintendo titles. And third parties (both big game studios and mobile developers) will jump on it because it's such a unique market position. Maybe the only problem is figuring out a way to have backwards compatibility with the dual-screen DS titles.

Best part of this idea is that the hardware costs are becoming dirt cheap because of how fast smarphone hardware improves. Release a new phone every 2 years in line with contract renewals. Make the same case work among all models. And run it on a forked version of Android (so you can't pirate).

You're expecting Nintendo to actually give a damn and get in like Apple forced their way in on the phone companies. There is no way Nintendo would strong-arm phone-companies to supply their stuff, double-so with how the 3DS launched and fumbled.

Here's a question posed to Andy and Himumu and others that want to answer it: Why should I buy Nintendo hardware/titles when there is other software and hardware out there doing it either better or the same and on platforms I more than likely already own?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20227 on: December 11, 2013, 10:47:03 AM »
But it made him cry!
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20228 on: December 11, 2013, 11:31:29 AM »
How the fuck can any David Cage "game" make you cry :what

Like, seriously something's wrong there.
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« Reply #20229 on: December 11, 2013, 11:35:12 AM »
There's plenty of stuff in movies that make me tear up that are wholly manipulative in the cheapest way. Swelling strings at the right time can be enough. I don't know much about what goes on in the game, but I can see a lot of dumb tropes being rapid-fired to evoke such conditioned reactions.


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« Reply #20231 on: December 11, 2013, 11:51:52 AM »
There's plenty of stuff in movies that make me tear up that are wholly manipulative in the cheapest way. Swelling strings at the right time can be enough. I don't know much about what goes on in the game, but I can see a lot of dumb tropes being rapid-fired to evoke such conditioned reactions.

Yeah I get that. I spent the other night almost crying like a bitch cos of a game.

But a DAVID CAGE GAME?? Have you seen those things? How do you even get emotionally invested at all :what
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« Reply #20232 on: December 11, 2013, 11:56:47 AM »
I only played Indigo Prophecy and that game is just insane. I got the impression they were a liiitle more down to earth and, not necessarily realistic, but more relatable perhaps. Point being, it doesn't even have to be good. Kill a dog, tears. That kind of thing.

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« Reply #20233 on: December 11, 2013, 11:59:12 AM »
I need an update pls

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« Reply #20234 on: December 11, 2013, 12:01:41 PM »
How the fuck can any David Cage "game" make you cry :what

Like, seriously something's wrong there.

Maybe from laughing too hard. Heavy Rain was fucking hilarious.

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« Reply #20235 on: December 11, 2013, 12:10:16 PM »
JASOOON

*creepy, badly-acted French child*
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« Reply #20236 on: December 11, 2013, 12:29:25 PM »
i laughed when that kid got hit by a car
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« Reply #20238 on: December 11, 2013, 12:53:51 PM »
"fuck new york" - trinidad james

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20239 on: December 11, 2013, 01:03:33 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=733000

My homeboy is killing it again. :rofl

I'd be devastated if he's a joke character and his English isn't actually broken.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20240 on: December 11, 2013, 01:06:32 PM »
 :what Reading that gave me a headache.
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« Reply #20241 on: December 11, 2013, 01:08:06 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=733000

My homeboy is killing it again. :rofl

I'd be devastated if he's a joke character and his English isn't actually broken.
I wonder if he wears a keffiyeh  :-*
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« Reply #20242 on: December 11, 2013, 01:15:45 PM »
Basically, yeah.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20243 on: December 11, 2013, 01:21:31 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20244 on: December 11, 2013, 01:23:44 PM »
Pacific Rim was so good.
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« Reply #20245 on: December 11, 2013, 01:28:24 PM »
Yeah it was.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20246 on: December 11, 2013, 01:30:11 PM »
Incorrect. Nintendo always adapts, and has been on the "they're going to die" hyperbole train many, many times before. It'll be along time before Nintendo dies.

I don't think that's true anymore. Nintendo's blueprint has been handheld dominance and a strong console presence. The problem now is that handhelds are slowly being taken over by mobile phone gaming, a market that Nintendo can't enter; no one expects a Nintendo Phone, nor do they have the clout to do that. Likewise Nintendo has made a blatant decision not to play the escalation game in the console realm, tech wise, which has left them behind with their last two consoles. The WiiU has very little longevity due to its tech, is dead in Europe, and dying in the US.

In order for Nintendo to evolve now, they'd have to completely change their business model. I don't see that happening, therefore I definitely believe they're going to suffer a slow march to irrelevance.

If Nintendo was smart they'd scrap the WiiU in a couple years and release a $100-120 Roku type streaming device. Virtual Console support, free Angry Birds type games, 3DS integration, all alongside the movie/tv/etc streaming provided by the Roku. They'd likely have to partner with someone, but I think this is a far better idea than releasing games on smartphones, at least not right now. Maybe in the future.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20249 on: December 11, 2013, 03:34:36 PM »
I can't stand popGAF but Crumpet is just too good.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20250 on: December 11, 2013, 03:40:49 PM »
Lmao at that post
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« Reply #20251 on: December 11, 2013, 03:50:29 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.

The World's End? Evil Dead? The Wolverine? Gravity? :gurl

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I saw PacRim in theaters twice. :lawd
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20252 on: December 11, 2013, 03:51:09 PM »
Lmao at that post

He's got a point, MJ was such GOAT-tier that he didn't even have to flee the country like Polanski. Thriller >>>>> Chinatown :lawd
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20253 on: December 11, 2013, 03:59:10 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.

The World's End? Evil Dead? The Wolverine? Gravity? :gurl

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I saw PacRim in theaters twice. :lawd
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Nope. Second half of Beyond demo is sweet as fuck.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20254 on: December 11, 2013, 03:59:58 PM »
OG popgaf squad was classic. Im not feeling these new recent dudes.

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I don't really hate the pop-gaf thing, but lots them are trying way too hard to replicate that style of posting. Comes of pretty forced. Like this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93361933&postcount=118

Is he following a guide or something?
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« Reply #20255 on: December 11, 2013, 04:01:20 PM »
OG popgaf squad was classic. Im not feeling these new recent dudes.

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I don't really hate the pop-gaf thing, but lots of them post like they're trying way too hard to replicate that style of posting. Comes of pretty forced. Like this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93361933&postcount=118

Is he following a guide or something?
most do it to annoy other posters. it's pretty effective, can't lie.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20256 on: December 11, 2013, 04:16:04 PM »
eminem fans really can't throw darts at pop stans. well, not legitimately anyway.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20257 on: December 11, 2013, 06:21:14 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.

:what I mean, that's totally your opinion and all... but :what

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20258 on: December 11, 2013, 06:35:09 PM »
Smooth Groove agreed with me. :yeshrug
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20259 on: December 11, 2013, 07:04:25 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=93371620

Em stans :umad

I agree with kurbann. There's no reason why Pop-GAF should be allowed to continue breathing the air.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20260 on: December 11, 2013, 07:14:54 PM »
Oh he mad. :hitler

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20261 on: December 11, 2013, 07:35:43 PM »
A perfect storm has appeared on the beaches of neogaf... False rape imprisonment... But molested a kid.

Hopefully everyone reaches high ground before it hits.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20262 on: December 11, 2013, 07:52:43 PM »
popgaf is awesome because they can take a joke as well as joke around themselves

kpop-gaf is just full of weirdos

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20263 on: December 11, 2013, 09:38:55 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.

I thought this was one of those joke GAF reposts. And then it wasn't...

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20264 on: December 11, 2013, 09:43:49 PM »
I thought the Beyond demo was better than every movie I saw this year aside from Pacific Rim. The interitivity is what seals it for me.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20265 on: December 11, 2013, 09:56:40 PM »
interitivity  :wtf
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« Reply #20266 on: December 11, 2013, 10:05:28 PM »
I was on a phone.

I meant interactivity.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20267 on: December 11, 2013, 10:53:13 PM »
I think you meant the suckyassshitdrizzle.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20268 on: December 11, 2013, 10:56:18 PM »
Eh, well unlike the rest of you i don't look down on story games. I enjoyed the walking dead (game) more than any movie I saw this year. I dunno, these days I'd rather play a good story game. Though all mediums are great.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20269 on: December 11, 2013, 11:00:12 PM »
Beyond has a story? I thought it was, like all Cage games, a collection of scenes written by some insane person on DMT who has never seen a videogame or had an extended conversation with another human being that is then stitched together by some poor souls in a development studio somewhere.
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« Reply #20270 on: December 11, 2013, 11:04:45 PM »
Beyond has a story? I thought it was, like all Cage games, a collection of scenes written by some insane person on DMT who has never seen a videogame or had an extended conversation with another human being that is then stitched together by some poor souls in a development studio somewhere.

I'm watching Two Best Friends play it right now and that's what it pretty much is. There's no overall storyline. Scenes that should be emotional are not because you have no idea what the hell is going on.

I love story based games, but Beyond is a shitty story.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20271 on: December 11, 2013, 11:06:11 PM »
The last hour of Indigo Prophecy is all the Cage you'll ever need.

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« Reply #20272 on: December 11, 2013, 11:08:34 PM »
Eh, well unlike the rest of you i don't look down on story games. I enjoyed the walking dead (game) more than any movie I saw this year. I dunno, these days I'd rather play a good story game. Though all mediums are great.

Telltale can tell a story. They also use a gameplay style that works well with it. David Cage is just another in a short but ugly line of hack movie writers invading vidya games and defecating on the medium for cash. I am sure some applaud him for that, but they're dickhairs as well.

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« Reply #20273 on: December 11, 2013, 11:14:54 PM »
Eh, well unlike the rest of you i don't look down on story games. I enjoyed the walking dead (game) more than any movie I saw this year. I dunno, these days I'd rather play a good story game. Though all mediums are great.

I'm rarely one to look down on game stories, Himumu. I mean, hell: I follow RE's story religiously and rage at the shit Capcom pulls with it.

David Cage is a hack writer and I really can't understand the #EMOTIONS people feel from it since it's just bad writing all around.

Beyond is the culmination of that writing. He can't even join the scenes because he's trying to #MOVIEDIRECT in-medias-res it.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20274 on: December 11, 2013, 11:17:22 PM »
Eh, well unlike the rest of you i don't look down on story games.

teach me how to be as open-minded as you
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20275 on: December 11, 2013, 11:18:02 PM »
I dunno. I just loved the demo. Plan on buying full game. Hear it has slow, dull moments. Good. Games need more slow, dull moments.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20276 on: December 11, 2013, 11:19:31 PM »
Don't waste your money.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20277 on: December 11, 2013, 11:20:11 PM »
Eh, well unlike the rest of you i don't look down on story games.

teach me how to be as open-minded as you

play shenmue until you like it.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #20278 on: December 11, 2013, 11:20:52 PM »
But the second half of the demo, guys!!!
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« Reply #20279 on: December 11, 2013, 11:22:27 PM »
But the second half of the demo, guys!!!

MGS4 act 1.