This is the capybara, the world's largest rodent.
They're indigenous to South America and can grow to be up to almost 4 1/2 feet long and up to 150 lbs.
Sup.
I am going to own one of these motherfuckers. Maybe five.
Oh, you know. Just chilling with my bros.
Apparently they also are fully functional monkey transports. How can you possibly go wrong.