Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5448387 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #660 on:** July 24, 2014, 09:54:19 AM »

I'm Otrebor Nightmarecoat

Team Death Match · « **Reply #661 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:06:31 AM »

I'm Derrick01

Tasty · « **Reply #662 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:07:49 AM »

I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Squiddy · « **Reply #663 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:11:13 AM »

I'm Squiddy on GAF, Dennis.

Anyway, new day, new pedo thread over at gaf to discuss:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052

helios · « **Reply #664 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:11:42 AM »

I'm duckroll. I watch lolicon for the story and art direction.

octopushover · « **Reply #665 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:14:34 AM »

i'm stet

Himu · « **Reply #666 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:14:45 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2014, 10:07:49 AM

I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?

king of the internet · « **Reply #667 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:21:02 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on July 24, 2014, 10:14:34 AM

i'm stet

Are you really? Stet is legit and would be a welcome member of the bore.

I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #668 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:21:39 AM »

I've always wanted to change my name here, but was too lazy.

The name would've been Random Opinion Bloviator with a R.O.B. avatar.

Himu · « **Reply #669 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:21:57 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 10:21:02 AM

I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

Tell me something smart and sexy.

king of the internet · « **Reply #670 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:26:37 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 24, 2014, 10:21:57 AM

Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 10:21:02 AM
I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

Tell me something smart and sexy.

I'm sorry, I lied. I'm a neanderthal.

Kara · « **Reply #671 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:30:17 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 24, 2014, 10:21:39 AM

I've always wanted to change my name here, but was too lazy.

The name would've been Random Opinion Bloviator with a R.O.B. avatar.

I want to I think but I don't know how, is it something I have to PM about?

e: I'm Cyan, BTW. #1 LSU fan USA.

hampster · « **Reply #672 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:35:17 AM »

I'm KevinCow and I won an argument with Segata Sanshiro over Donkey Kong Country 2. He didn't take it very well

Rufus · « **Reply #673 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:39:11 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 10:30:17 AM

I want to I think but I don't know how, is it something I have to PM about?

Yeah. Demi and maybe Joe can do it for you.

Momo · « **Reply #674 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:41:09 AM »

My neogaf username is omom

Himu · « **Reply #675 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:44:04 AM »

Om mani padme hummmmm ommmmmmmmmmm

octopushover · « **Reply #676 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:49:32 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 24, 2014, 10:44:04 AM

Om mani padme hummmmm ommmmmmmmmmm

fistful's mantra of choice no doubt

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #677 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:52:01 AM »

There is no Wii U game worth this amount of effort.

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Yesterday i took my gamepad to the toilet, where i know i can not get a connection (because two thick walls are blocking the signal). But this time i took a metal colander, and held it behind the gamepad, and aimed it (like a satelite dish) towards the Wii U... and after a few seconds i did in fact get a connection..

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861061

king of the internet · « **Reply #678 on:** July 24, 2014, 10:58:51 AM »

Quote from: hampster on July 24, 2014, 10:35:17 AM

I'm KevinCow and I won an argument with Segata Sanshiro over Donkey Kong Country 2. He didn't take it very well

Wow, the man who defeated the legendary Segata Sanshiro. It's an honor to meet you.

Reb · « **Reply #679 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:06:01 AM »

I'm Borys, I stomp.

Sausage · « **Reply #680 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:16:19 AM »

I'm terrisus

king of the internet · « **Reply #681 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:25:32 AM »

Quote from: Sausage on July 24, 2014, 11:16:19 AM

I'm terrisus

Die.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #682 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:31:12 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 09:42:17 AM

Quote from: Dennis on July 24, 2014, 08:11:28 AM
It should be mandatory to use GAF names and avatars on here.

I don't know who any of you people are.

Knowing your GAF handles would save me the time to judge you all over again.

No offense but now that you're here maybe it should be mandatory that we don't

Basically. Also has he removed his rapeface avatar yet? I murdered him in the digital realm so I wouldn't have to see that. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #683 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 24, 2014, 09:54:19 AM

I'm Otrebor Nightmarecoat

I'm kidding like everyone else. My name is the same on both.

Atramental · « **Reply #684 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:35:42 AM »

I'm not really Atramental.

That guy is a fucking loser.

Momo · « **Reply #685 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:40:27 AM »

when not posting as omom I post with my alt cosmicblizzard

headwalk · « **Reply #686 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:15:35 PM »

Quote from: helios on July 24, 2014, 10:11:42 AM

I'm duckroll. I watch lolicon for the story and art direction.

no you're not.

Tasty · « **Reply #687 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 24, 2014, 10:14:45 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2014, 10:07:49 AM
I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?

Like a gangster, which I am. I've done 5000 grams of crack once, I'm hard like that.

Rufus · « **Reply #688 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:53:14 PM »

That's 5kg, so about 11 pounds. Keep it realistic breh.

king of the internet · « **Reply #689 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2014, 12:47:39 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 24, 2014, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2014, 10:07:49 AM
I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?

Like a gangster, which I am. I've done 5000 grams of crack once, I'm hard like that.

Gotta spend that GAF donation money somehow.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #690 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:59:30 PM »

I split one gram with another guy at a Halo 3 LAN party, that's pretty hard, right?

Topped the list erry round, performance enhancing drugs

Squiddy · « **Reply #691 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:01:01 PM »

Never done crack, is it any good?

Himu · « **Reply #692 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:02:44 PM »

It'll make you want to suck a dick for it, so I'm leaning yes.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #693 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:04:22 PM »

I've done your mom's crack. It wasn't very good.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #694 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:07:45 PM »

Oh, my bad, that was coke, crack isn't for white people, our poor just do meth

Momo · « **Reply #695 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:09:10 PM »

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163200001

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how big of a phag....
Would I look if I streamed anime on my phone during my 30 minute commute on the subway?

king of the internet · « **Reply #696 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Momo on July 24, 2014, 01:09:10 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Okay, is anyone else thinking what I'm thinkin?

Momo · « **Reply #697 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:15:50 PM »

That a big part of why it's funny

Squiddy · « **Reply #698 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:27:12 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861217

gaffers getting their panties in a bunch

If you could eat human flesh without a person getting killed or hurt in the process, what's the problem?

parallax · « **Reply #699 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:43:32 PM »

where would the meat come from?

Squiddy · « **Reply #700 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:53:00 PM »

Quote from: parallax on July 24, 2014, 01:43:32 PM

where would the meat come from?

Grown from muscle cells painlessly drawn from your own muscles.
AKA, vat grown meat.

You've never been curious about what your flesh taste like?

parallax · « **Reply #701 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:54:20 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 01:53:00 PM

Quote from: parallax on July 24, 2014, 01:43:32 PM
where would the meat come from?

Grown from muscle cells painlessly drawn from your own muscles.
AKA, vat grown meat.

You've never been curious about what your flesh taste like?

no. its one of those things i hope i never find out

king of the internet · « **Reply #702 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 01:46:27 PM

the one time i click *view post* for squiddy just to give him the benefit of the doubt he's creating hypothetical scenarios about when it would be appropriate to eat human flesh

worst poster ever

I've almost clicked "view post" a few times but then was like nah, I'm good.

benjipwns · « **Reply #703 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:26:00 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on July 24, 2014, 08:11:28 AM

It should be mandatory to use GAF names and avatars on here.

I don't know who any of you people are.

Knowing your GAF handles would save me the time to judge you all over again.

I'm Steve Youngblood.

huckleberry · « **Reply #704 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:33:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052

Child robots? Half of GAF is legit slavering right now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #705 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:41:32 PM »

especially if the robots self lubricate with baja blast.

Dennis · « **Reply #706 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 24, 2014, 11:06:01 AM

I'm Borys, I stomp.

No Deer Hunter, no buy.

Squiddy · « **Reply #707 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:45:52 PM »

Quote from: halgorithmic on July 24, 2014, 02:33:05 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052

Child robots? Half of GAF is legit slavering right now

Old news, bo

king of the internet · « **Reply #708 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:48:01 PM »

Quote from: halgorithmic on July 24, 2014, 02:33:05 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052

Child robots? Half of GAF is legit slavering right now

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122446066&postcount=80

Haha, this fucking guy again.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #709 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:21:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122478940&postcount=17

andrex alt spotted

Squiddy · « **Reply #710 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:25:42 PM »

Create an alt when you're not banned, bos

Atramental · « **Reply #711 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:42:37 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 03:25:42 PM

Create an alt when you're not banned, bos

Tasty · « **Reply #712 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:45:56 PM »

Squiddy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #713 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:50:54 PM »

get trolled by Squiddy brehs

she's playing you like a fiddle.

Kara · « **Reply #714 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:51:12 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 02:48:01 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122446066&postcount=80

Haha, this fucking guy again.

the person it's assigned too.

Squiddy · « **Reply #715 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:51:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 03:50:54 PM

get trolled by Squiddy brehs

she's playing you like a fiddle.

I'm a dude, you cis het scum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #716 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:55:32 PM »

already told you I only speak to your avatar.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

sometimes I wank to it because it looks like she's looking at me

[close]

Atramental · « **Reply #717 on:** July 24, 2014, 03:57:38 PM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #718 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 03:51:12 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 02:48:01 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122446066&postcount=80

Haha, this fucking guy again.

the person it's assigned too.

"Excuse me sir, what's that you're carrying there?"

"Oh, that's just my government mandated child sex bot!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #719 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:06:42 PM »

we rarely intersect, but when me and atra are on the same wave...

News:

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