Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5448311 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:18:32 AM »

Quote from: toku on July 19, 2014, 03:15:32 AM

Ooooooh
I need somebody to calm me down~
A little lovin' like valium~
I need somebody to knock me out
I need some lovin' like-
Ooooooh
I don't know what I'm running from
But when the sun comes up it won't
be
long
I need some loving like valium
I need some loving like-

wow we have the same taste in music toku.

*dances*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #61 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:33:22 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:34:31 AM »

I want to dance. RIGHT NOW. Maurice. DO YOU DANCE? Or are you one of those hood niccas who sit against the wall like a fucking loser

toku · « **Reply #63 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:37:10 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:39:53 AM »

GIRL POWER

a slime appears · « **Reply #65 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:41:41 AM »

This new thread hit the nail on the head.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:45:18 AM »

sounds like a new TLC song

toku · « **Reply #67 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:49:05 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #68 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2014, 03:45:18 AM

(Image removed from quote.) sounds like a new TLC song

it's good but no it doesn't

nudemacusers · « **Reply #69 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:53:26 AM »

yeah one of them has to die first

Himu · « **Reply #70 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:54:18 AM »

TLC has better group dynamic and vocals

nudemacusers · « **Reply #71 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:56:20 AM »

yeah this is blaque tier

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:58:07 AM »

oh my. home girl said she wants to fuck me on facebook chat.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #73 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:01:47 AM »

take pics

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #74 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:02:20 AM »

So far this is the best GAF thread yet, lets keep it up

nudemacusers · « **Reply #75 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:03:09 AM »

no gaf links yet. i call page 6.

Team Death Match · « **Reply #76 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:11:59 AM »

Oh hey what's going on in this thread

StealthFan · « **Reply #77 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:12:42 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #78 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:17:49 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 19, 2014, 04:01:27 AM

Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:23:17 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 04:17:49 AM

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 19, 2014, 04:01:27 AM
Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!

Himu · « **Reply #80 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:25:35 AM »

Of course I am! You can't have em!

toku · « **Reply #81 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:30:38 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2014, 04:23:17 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 04:17:49 AM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 19, 2014, 04:01:27 AM
Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!

(Image removed from quote.)

I know he kinda scoffs at her, and as a (college?) athlete the level of pussy he must can pull must be crazy but...I woulda hit it. You know she woulda been game for anything. Instead she gonna get married to some boring paster boy while fucking fat tyrone from the gas station on the low.

StealthFan · « **Reply #82 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:32:26 AM »

I'd hit it just for looking at me like that. She could be a whale.

My life has come to that

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:34:17 AM »

Honestly I don't think he even noticed her brehs. Notice how her face changes after he walks away lol

Himu · « **Reply #84 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:38:33 AM »

He didn't notice.

StealthFan · « **Reply #85 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:41:17 AM »

We all know the savage negro would never pass up the opportunity to sully a white womans soul and dignity. He obviously didn't see her.

Squiddy · « **Reply #86 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:31:26 AM »

I accidentally called Tyler "Dad" when I met up with him.

Dennis · « **Reply #87 on:** July 19, 2014, 07:52:18 AM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 06:31:26 AM

I accidentally called Tyler "Dad" when I met up with him.

helios · « **Reply #88 on:** July 19, 2014, 08:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2014, 04:23:17 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

He Daquan?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #89 on:** July 19, 2014, 10:34:57 AM »

wait why do i owe people nudes

nudemacusers · « **Reply #90 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:10:13 AM »

pm sent

Himu · « **Reply #91 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:10:51 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 10:34:57 AM

wait why do i owe people nudes

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 03:15:34 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 03:14:24 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858037

a bunch of pedos itt

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 02:26:23 AM
Okay so, whoever talks about gaf first has to post nudes.

Can't post nudes? Won't post nudes?

You have to post a pic of yourself in a bathing suit in the post your pics thread.

WE HAVE A WINNER

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #92 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:28:03 AM »

Himumu didn't click the link apparently.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #93 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:36:14 AM »

I know a kid named Larry and I'm just like "why did your parents name you this old timer name."

nudemacusers · « **Reply #94 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:37:05 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 11:10:51 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 10:34:57 AM
wait why do i owe people nudes

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 03:15:34 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 03:14:24 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858037

a bunch of pedos itt

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 02:26:23 AM
Okay so, whoever talks about gaf first has to post nudes.

Can't post nudes? Won't post nudes?

You have to post a pic of yourself in a bathing suit in the post your pics thread.

WE HAVE A WINNER

Squiddy · « **Reply #95 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:11:34 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858118

Time to cull some racists

nudemacusers · « **Reply #96 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:14:55 PM »

waiting for squiddy nudes tbh

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #97 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:20:24 PM »

Knew posting that thread in OT would bring someone out. Almost got to 50 posts.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #98 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:24:27 PM »

get some fuckin neogaf up in this shit, this foreplay is making me ill

srsly, fuck this vaseline softcore excuse for a thread reboot

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #99 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121731760&postcount=49

For drinky.

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:29:12 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 12:11:34 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858118

Time to cull some racists

Post nudes.

Squiddy · « **Reply #101 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:29:29 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 12:14:55 PM

waiting for squiddy nudes tbh

I've only ever snapped nudes of myself once.
I was a teenager with low self-esteem whoring myself out for e-attention :'(

Himu · « **Reply #102 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:30:23 PM »

Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.

Squiddy · « **Reply #103 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 12:30:23 PM

Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.

Technically, you're the first one to talk about GAF by bringing it up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #104 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:43:09 PM »

I'm only posting Coli threads. Anyone who still wants to obsess over GAF in 2014 can eat a dick.

classic thread in the making, no doubt
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/any-gamer-heads-remember-the-girls-of-g4tv.232849/#post-9298574

Himu · « **Reply #105 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:47:21 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 12:36:30 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 12:30:23 PM
Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.

Technically, you're the first one to talk about GAF by bringing it up

No, we are talking about posting links.

Dennis · « **Reply #106 on:** July 19, 2014, 12:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2014, 12:43:09 PM

I'm only posting Coli threads. Anyone who still wants to obsess over GAF in 2014 can eat a dick.

classic thread in the making, no doubt
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/any-gamer-heads-remember-the-girls-of-g4tv.232849/#post-9298574

Squiddy · « **Reply #107 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:03:54 PM »

Black Culture and DBZ are intertwined.

And I guess I'll have to PM himuro some nudes.

Momo · « **Reply #108 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:04:30 PM »

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163105101

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I Love muslims. I am glad theyre trying to get rid of your chit pub that prob serves chit food anyway. Allahu akbar. Would have falafel sandwich over any of ur nasty ass irish haggis anyday.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #109 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:06:28 PM »

Nasty ass irish haggis is one of the best phrases I've read in a while.

Atramental · « **Reply #110 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:07:17 PM »

I've been getting into Twitter as of late and finding https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT has made me feel so much better about myself and my choices in life.

Momo · « **Reply #111 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:09:15 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 19, 2014, 01:06:28 PM

Nasty ass irish haggis is one of the best phrases I've read in a while.

The stupidity of it all makes it

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Haggis isn't Irish you phucking dirty Muslims gypsy

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lol I ain't muslim or arab. You mad you little bish. Eat moar haggis you little chit. You disgusting little haggis eating little chit

Squiddy · « **Reply #112 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:12:33 PM »

Phucking chits

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #113 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:17:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858142

Detail your lack of sex on a spreadsheet brehs.

Damn.

Squiddy · « **Reply #114 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:20:32 PM »

Get married brehs

demi · « **Reply #115 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:22:28 PM »

That article is clearly biased. m'lady.

Poor guy.

Dennis · « **Reply #116 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:23:29 PM »

Should have ended with a divorce on 2014-06-03

etiolate · « **Reply #117 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:24:33 PM »

He probably knew she'd get all indignant about it, too.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #118 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:25:26 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 01:20:32 PM

Get married brehs

(Image removed from quote.)

Married?

Nah.

Her excuses though, "i feel gross", if he doesn't care then you shouldn't really.

Squiddy · « **Reply #119 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:26:42 PM »

Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

I love Kinitari's post:

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I'd make an app that tracks sexual requests against my wife's menstrual cycle, with multiple graphs and weekly push notifications with "Please fuck me" reminders.

News:

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