Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5448428 times)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #120 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 01:26:42 PM

Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

lmao you really don't know shit

Squiddy · « **Reply #121 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:31:40 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 19, 2014, 01:27:25 PM

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 01:26:42 PM
Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

lmao you really don't know shit

Why don't you teach me

Himu · « **Reply #122 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:34:19 PM »

Hahahaha both of them are awful and seriously need to unfuck themselves. Dude makes a spergy spreadsheet, she posts it on Reddit. Both are passive aggressive shitheads without any means of adult communication. They're perfect for each other.

Himu · « **Reply #123 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:46:53 PM »

octopushover · « **Reply #124 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:53:58 PM »

That spreadsheet is great because of how much it reveals about both of them. One is a spergy nerd who pounds it too hard in bed and drinks too much and the other is a sweaty, gross cow who won't get off of Reddit or stop watching TV, and also drinks too much.

I think they're made for each other.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #125 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:04:25 PM »

Unfortunately if they divorce other people will be exposed to their awfulness.

Himu · « **Reply #126 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:10:51 PM »

Reading the reddit thread and she's way worse. Haha Holy shit.

huckleberry · « **Reply #127 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:19:35 PM »

I will never understand why people would air dirty laundry like that on the internet especially with so many internet detectives out there.

Squiddy · « **Reply #128 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:20:51 PM »

Sounds like your average redditor.

Can't separate their private life from reddit.

Plywood · « **Reply #129 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:23:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121696834&postcount=11977

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #130 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:27:43 PM »

Quote from: Plywood on July 19, 2014, 02:23:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121696834&postcount=11977

Gender swapped Marth

nudemacusers · « **Reply #131 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:31:37 PM »

i have sex all the time*. am married. with kids. the idea of sexless marriage is amusing to me, i assume some people get in a marriage so they can more or less coast, I guess. I hear that alot from dudes around me (gettin married, don't need to dress up no mo, gettin married, don't have to work out as much, etc etc)

*with my wife (in case she is reading)

Momo · « **Reply #132 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:44:36 PM »

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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.

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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #133 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:45:06 PM »

thanks for reminding me to lurk misc more.

etiolate · « **Reply #134 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Momo on July 19, 2014, 02:44:36 PM

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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.
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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

cac on cac crime

Squiddy · « **Reply #135 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:53:04 PM »

Beyonce's game crashes:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858169

nudemacusers · « **Reply #136 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:53:17 PM »

band together brehthren, if we destroy each other we leave room for the negro to take foot.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #137 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:54:13 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 02:53:04 PM

Beyonce's game crashes:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858169

Squiddy · « **Reply #138 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:54:45 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 19, 2014, 02:53:17 PM

band together brehthren, if we destroy each other we leave room for the negro to take foot.

Ain't no cac brethren here, you've come to the wrong neighborhood.

Atramental · « **Reply #139 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:05:03 PM »

The browning of the US and the EU. I guess I need to have a child with a Mexican woman so that he or she blends into the general US populace of 2040.

The whites had a good run.

etiolate · « **Reply #140 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:08:36 PM »

Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?

octopushover · « **Reply #141 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:09:09 PM »

Quote from: Momo on July 19, 2014, 02:44:36 PM

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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.
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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

well at least we all have inbreeding in common

nudemacusers · « **Reply #142 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:13:24 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 19, 2014, 03:08:36 PM

Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?

i think so, the only people to have identified my mexican heritage have either asked me things in spanish, or have called me a spic/wetback/etc. $:-\$ :'(

Atramental · « **Reply #143 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 19, 2014, 03:08:36 PM

Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?

A lot of Spaniards have Middle Eastern blood in them because of the Moor invasion.

Dennis · « **Reply #144 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2014, 02:55:49 PM

you colonize us, we immigrate to you and ruin your country

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #145 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:33:53 PM »

I always get The Addams Family and The Munsters mixed up

brob · « **Reply #146 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:37:16 PM »

Addams Family vs. Munsters: wealthy, isolated exceptionalism vs. working-class pressure to assimilate? Facets of immigrant nonconformity.

[insert appropriate coli emote here]

Dennis · « **Reply #147 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=121731760#post121731760

Turned into a graveyard as expected.

Dennis · « **Reply #148 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:46:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121742293&postcount=1

Plywood · « **Reply #149 on:** July 19, 2014, 03:59:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121720126&postcount=145

WanderingWind · « **Reply #150 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:02:07 PM »

Quote from: Plywood on July 19, 2014, 03:59:09 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121720126&postcount=145

"Look how dark my thoughts are, I am so evil on the inside. Mwhahahahahaha."

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #151 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:20:43 PM »

i don't really understand this thread, i do like red wine tho

Atramental · « **Reply #152 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:23:04 PM »

Malbecs are my fave.

Squiddy · « **Reply #153 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:27:47 PM »

I don't drink alcohol, for why would I not wish to experience life fully cognizant?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #154 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:43:08 PM »

i can drunkpost with impeccable spelling and grammar

StealthFan · « **Reply #155 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:56:40 PM »

Fuck Israel.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #156 on:** July 19, 2014, 04:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2014, 04:51:00 PM

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/israelis-enjoy-viewing-gaza-bombings-with-popcorn.231289/

Look at this demented, taco bell eating dominican

(Image removed from quote.)

That's what eating taco bell does to people.

Himu · « **Reply #157 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on July 19, 2014, 03:46:45 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121742293&postcount=1

wtf nvm

Himu · « **Reply #158 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:45:22 PM »

I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?!

Your Stalker · « **Reply #159 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:45:26 PM »

that's an mc eiht song

Himu · « **Reply #160 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:54:24 PM »

That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.

king of the internet · « **Reply #161 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:54:29 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats.

I'm dying.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #162 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:55:29 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 05:54:24 PM

That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.

no the song you linked was an mc eiht song

Himu · « **Reply #163 on:** July 19, 2014, 05:57:57 PM »

I know. That was so weird!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #164 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:03:38 PM »

That thread title.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #165 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:13:25 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 19, 2014, 05:54:29 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. I'm dying.

every single one sounds the same

Himu · « **Reply #166 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2014, 06:15:17 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 05:45:22 PM
I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?!

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

You got me FURIOUS and if this were Coli I would NEG YOU.

Himu · « **Reply #167 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:41:42 PM »

I AM.

Hand on hip!

Kara · « **Reply #168 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:42:07 PM »

Big ups to Wrath for posting Desire and Ladyhawke.

benjipwns · « **Reply #169 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:48:11 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 19, 2014, 05:54:29 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. I'm dying.

My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.

Tasty · « **Reply #170 on:** July 19, 2014, 06:50:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=857500

king of the internet · « **Reply #171 on:** July 19, 2014, 07:42:46 PM »

Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!

demi · « **Reply #172 on:** July 19, 2014, 07:47:09 PM »

TRIGGER WARNING: Typos

octopushover · « **Reply #173 on:** July 19, 2014, 07:50:14 PM »

a brief red wine interlude before more neogaf shit-posting, just a little palate cleanser.

benjipwns · « **Reply #174 on:** July 19, 2014, 08:38:46 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 19, 2014, 07:42:46 PM

Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!

Yeah, it's Harcourt Fenton Mudd. And the Salt Vampire creature was a separate episode.

Squiddy · « **Reply #175 on:** July 19, 2014, 08:50:11 PM »

Is this you, Atramental?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9301413/

Atramental · « **Reply #176 on:** July 19, 2014, 09:12:14 PM »

octopushover · « **Reply #177 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2014, 06:15:17 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 19, 2014, 05:45:22 PM
I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?!

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

is this why holler if ya hear me is closing?

Kara · « **Reply #178 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:35:42 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 19, 2014, 08:50:11 PM

Is this you, Atramental?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9301413/

Atra dished his Coli handle here awhile back.

toku · « **Reply #179 on:** July 19, 2014, 11:36:51 PM »

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5448428 times)