1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

 

holy shit at "if they can handle the violence/horror".

these were people who grew up during world war 2.

If they're 70 they saw about 0% of wwII

[benjipwns]

holy shit at "if they can handle the violence/horror".

these were people who grew up during world war 2.

His dad could have served in Vietnam, or even worse, Grenada.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163182801&p=1272062571&viewfull=1#post1272062571

You fuckers boil water in a microwave? what 

[Joe Molotov]

I only boiled water in the microwave when I lived in the dorms at college.

[Squiddy]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163182801&p=1272062571&viewfull=1#post1272062571

You fuckers boil water in a microwave? what 

Yeah, it's pretty barbaric.
Gotta use a dedicated electric kettle.

[nudemacusers]

so i scrolled back and apparently there is a gaf reddit, and someone unironically posted this (obviously post-ban) in the middle of a screed

"I ask you who is more convinced of their opinion: those who ban people for disagreeing or those who prefer a free market of ideas?"

 

reminds me of this dude

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122202982&postcount=792

Im going to agree with PD and say you shouldnt ban people for opinions, let them be dumb for the world to see

people get banned after being dumb about their opinions, so it still works out in the end.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

 

holy shit at "if they can handle the violence/horror".

these were people who grew up during world war 2.

If they're 70 they saw about 0% of wwII

they missed all the best parts

[Eel O'Brian]

I just realized these peeps talking about showing videogames off to impress their 65-70 y/o parents would have to be like 40 or 50.

Not necessarily, my Mom was 40 when she had me.

[benjipwns]

Yeah, it's pretty barbaric.
Gotta use a dedicated electric kettle.

I just use a water hot.

[nudemacusers]

Yeah, claims like that come from a place of ignorance, as the characters in this game are literally college-age or higher with very rare exception. And even in the case of those very rare exceptions (the most notable of which is the main male character, who is only 17!), the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through.

 

[king of the internet]

Just saw that thread. Just scroll through and look at the avatar selection.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860410

mods should rename the forum to something more naughty-dog centric

[Steve Contra]

Yeah, claims like that come from a place of ignorance, as the characters in this game are literally college-age or higher with very rare exception. And even in the case of those very rare exceptions (the most notable of which is the main male character, who is only 17!), the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through.

 

Link?

[Momo]

Bringing in Africa chirps while dissing America

[Himu]

Who boils water in microwaves?

[Momo]

According to the roidheads, freedom land apparently

[king of the internet]

I've boiled water in the microwave plenty. Tea/hot cocoa in two minutes, can't complain about that. 

[Tasty]

Why would I need a separate device to boil water

(though I'd be more inclined to use the stove.)

[Momo]

Do you people not have kettles?

[Steve Contra]

Electric kettles are really where it's at as far as boiling water.

[Steve Contra]

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.  Why are we talking about boiling water again?

[SpeedStats]

Because figuring out why Andrex doesn't use a kettle to boil water is a better topic of discussion than a nexus of harcore salt.

[Eel O'Brian]

For a relaxing tea party with your elderly parents while playing The Last of Us.

[Joe Molotov]

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.  Why are we talking about boiling water again?

Because some of our members live in places where you have to do that to not get dysentery.

[Steve Contra]

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.  Why are we talking about boiling water again?

Because some of our members live in places where you have to do that to not get dysentery.

Diunx 

[Momo]

OMG I was just about to ask where Diunx is

[Steve Contra]

OMG I was just about to ask where Diunx is

[Momo]

[Himu]

Do you people not have kettles?

I have an electric kettle.

[doctavius bonbon]

This entire string of posts 

[Himu]

America is the type of country where you boil your tea water in a coffee machine. 

[hampster]

Boiling water > Neogaf.com

Putting your face into the warm embrace of hot steam

[nudemacusers]

Yeah, claims like that come from a place of ignorance, as the characters in this game are literally college-age or higher with very rare exception. And even in the case of those very rare exceptions (the most notable of which is the main male character, who is only 17!), the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through.

 

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122333281&postcount=147

xseed localization strikes again!

[Joe Molotov]

Boiling water > Neogaf.com

Putting your face into the warm embrace of hot steam

When I have sinus problems, sometimes I'll fill up a bowl with boiling water, put a glob of Vick's in there, and then lean over it and drape a towel over my head. Feels good, man.

[benjipwns]

When I have sinus problems, sometimes I'll fill up a bowl with boiling water, put a glob of Vick's in there, and then lean over it and drape a towel over my head. Feels good, man.

Ah yes, The Guantanamo Remedy.

[huckleberry]

Boiling water > Neogaf.com

Putting your face into the warm embrace of hot steam

When I have sinus problems, sometimes I'll fill up a bowl with boiling water, put a glob of Vick's in there, and then lean over it and drape a towel over my head. Feels good, man.

Neti pot. Its like cocaine but not as good.

[Joe Molotov]

I use a Neti Pot too.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

 

holy shit at "if they can handle the violence/horror".

these were people who grew up during world war 2.

Fail at basic math, brehs

i was assuming they were born in '41

[octopushover]

i remember my dad coming home in an envelope signed by the queen. 

[nudemacusers]

Even if that was the case, they wouldn't have been old enough to actually remember WWII. Do you remember much from when you were 4-5?

I remember trying to impress my parents with videogames at that age.

[FStop7]

i remember my dad coming home in an envelope signed by the queen. 

You got Freddie Mercury's autograph?

[DCharlieJP]

"the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through."

lol - jesus fucking christ.

[Joe Molotov]

"the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through."

lol - jesus fucking christ.

Impress your parents with non-sexual stripping! Hours of fun for mom, dad, grandma, and grandpa.

[Brehvolution]

How bad are your accomplishments that you have to show your parents video games?

Me: It's great to see you after all this time. Check out these games!
Dad:

[Atramental]

Mother: "I guess we're not getting grandchildren anytime soon." 

[Himu]

Mother: "I guess we're not getting grandchildren anytime soon." 

"In this economy?! Much cheaper to buy video games!"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

pretty true

[close]

[larrydavid]

Yeah, claims like that come from a place of ignorance, as the characters in this game are literally college-age or higher with very rare exception. And even in the case of those very rare exceptions (the most notable of which is the main male character, who is only 17!), the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through.

 

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122333281&postcount=147

xseed localization strikes again!

please keep doin the lord's work in those threads, feels like all worstwad needs is a liiiiittle more rope

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122243728&postcount=15005

[nudemacusers]

Yeah, claims like that come from a place of ignorance, as the characters in this game are literally college-age or higher with very rare exception. And even in the case of those very rare exceptions (the most notable of which is the main male character, who is only 17!), the stripping is played for laughs and is 100% non-sexual the whole way through.

 

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122333281&postcount=147

xseed localization strikes again!

please keep doin the lord's work in those threads, feels like all worstwad needs is a liiiiittle more rope

since the mods have regulated the free market of loli game discussion it's gonna be more difficult to troll lulz effectively 

[etiolate]

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=859513

...be autistic, brehs

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=859513

...be autistic, brehs

You already made that joke. And writing a lot doesn't necessarily equate to autism.

[Tasty]

Whatever you say, breh

[Kara]

What.

Lives in LA. Shits on the importance of good food as a measure of quality of life.

Bro, I don't get you sometimes.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ennui?s=t

spoiler (click to show/hide)

We're kind of moving the goalposts now, I don't disagree that good food is a possible metric for measuring quality of life--I eat on the dime of rich folk far too often to try and pretend otherwise, my initial point of disagreement was with the thesis good food is a reason for living.

If y'all want to post in a thread where you complain about a discussion forum turning into a hugbox but permit an existential hugbox to govern your philosophical existence, well

However I have found it funny that I'm #TeamSquiddy and you're #TeamDennis. There's some conflict I can't recall where Cuba and the USSR were on different sides that springs to mind.

[close]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122243728&postcount=15005

I can't decide what's funnier, APK confusing libsoc with ancap, or APK calling benji a libsoc.

[Tasty]

I think the question is; should andrex be shitting on other people for autism when he goes out of his way to write and publish entire scripts for Chrome extensions when a minor internet inconvenience troubles him?

Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic?

Is it lol @ spergs, or level the same pokemon to 100 thrice?

(Image removed from quote.)

Trying to hang me up on weaksauce level 100 shit when IV breeding is the definition of spergy

Swing and a miss there, Esch.

[Himu]

I played Pokemon black and white 2 and it was one of the most boring RPGs I've ever played. I lasted only ten hours. Prior to that, the only Pokemon I played was Blue, which to be fair, lasted a whole year of Pokemon playing when it came out. Of course, I was in middle school and the target demographic but that's none of my business.

*sips tea*

[StealthFan]

I have Pokemon on my PSP and its ok but it doesn't have much depth. I can't play it for more than five minutes.

[Tasty]

Trying to bait me into being more spergy

Nice try, guys.

[StealthFan]

[nudemacusers]

i believe what tasty meat is trying to say is that your burn does not reach the threshold of spergdom that he, an advanced pokemon trainer, resides within. Hence the dismissal of 'weaksauce', a peer-appropriate slang term designed to draw a comparison to a typically tomato-based spicy condiment that is lacking in flavor or scoville units (the heat scale by which capsaicin-containing sauces are diluted until undetectable by an individual). I will say that I am not a fan of the scoville measurement's popularity, as it is both subjective and error-prone. While more costly, individuals should rely on high performance liquid chromatography, where the substances are dried and the capsaicin molecule is extracted and measured objectively.