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Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
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I'm Otrebor Nightmarecoat
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Team Death Match

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I'm Derrick01

Tasty

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I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Squiddy

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I'm Squiddy on GAF, Dennis.

Anyway, new day, new pedo thread over at gaf to discuss:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052
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helios

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I'm duckroll. I watch lolicon for the story and art direction.

i'm stet

Himu

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I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?
IYKYK

king of the internet

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i'm stet

Are you really? Stet is legit and would be a welcome member of the bore.

I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

ToxicAdam

  • captain of my capsized ship
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I've always wanted to change my name here, but was too lazy.

The name would've been Random Opinion Bloviator with a R.O.B. avatar.


Himu

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I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

Tell me something smart and sexy.
IYKYK

king of the internet

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I'm Opiate btw. Bitches on my dick.

Tell me something smart and sexy.

I'm sorry, I lied. I'm a neanderthal.  :stahp

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
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I've always wanted to change my name here, but was too lazy.

The name would've been Random Opinion Bloviator with a R.O.B. avatar.

I want to I think but I don't know how, is it something I have to PM about?

e: I'm Cyan, BTW. #1 LSU fan USA.

hampster

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I'm KevinCow and I won an argument with Segata Sanshiro over Donkey Kong Country 2. He didn't take it very well :(
Zzz

Rufus

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I want to I think but I don't know how, is it something I have to PM about?
Yeah. Demi and maybe Joe can do it for you.

Momo

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My neogaf username is omom

Himu

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Om mani padme hummmmm ommmmmmmmmmm
IYKYK

Om mani padme hummmmm ommmmmmmmmmm

fistful's mantra of choice no doubt

ToxicAdam

  • captain of my capsized ship
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There is no Wii U game worth this amount of effort.

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Yesterday i took my gamepad to the toilet, where i know i can not get a connection (because two thick walls are blocking the signal). But this time i took a metal colander, and held it behind the gamepad, and aimed it (like a satelite dish) towards the Wii U... and after a few seconds i did in fact get a connection..

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861061

king of the internet

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I'm KevinCow and I won an argument with Segata Sanshiro over Donkey Kong Country 2. He didn't take it very well :(

Wow, the man who defeated the legendary Segata Sanshiro. It's an honor to meet you.

Reb

  • Hon. Mr. Tired
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I'm Borys, I stomp.
brb

Sausage

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I'm terrisus


thisismyusername

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It should be mandatory to use GAF names and avatars on here.

I don't know who any of you people are.

Knowing your GAF handles would save me the time to judge you all over again.

No offense but now that you're here maybe it should be mandatory that we don't

Basically. Also has he removed his rapeface avatar yet? I murdered him in the digital realm so I wouldn't have to see that.  :'(

Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
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I'm Otrebor Nightmarecoat

I'm kidding like everyone else. My name is the same on both.
©ZH

Atramental

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I'm not really Atramental.

That guy is a fucking loser.

Momo

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when not posting as omom I post with my alt cosmicblizzard

headwalk

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I'm duckroll. I watch lolicon for the story and art direction.

no you're not.

Tasty

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I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?

Like a gangster, which I am. I've done 5000 grams of crack once, I'm hard like that.

Rufus

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That's 5kg, so about 11 pounds. Keep it realistic breh.

king of the internet

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I'm Amir0x. One time I socked my mom for not letting me watch South Park. I also spent money I raised on GAF for her on drugs, cause that's how I roll.

Didn't Himuro call you a crackhead once? How'd that feel?

Like a gangster, which I am. I've done 5000 grams of crack once, I'm hard like that.

Gotta spend that GAF donation money somehow.  :pimp

CatsCatsCats

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I split one gram with another guy at a Halo 3 LAN party, that's pretty hard, right?

Topped the list erry round, performance enhancing drugs :rock :lol

Squiddy

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Never done crack, is it any good?
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Himu

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It'll make you want to suck a dick for it, so I'm leaning yes.
IYKYK

Joe Molotov

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I've done your mom's crack. It wasn't very good.
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CatsCatsCats

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Oh, my bad, that was coke, crack isn't for white people, our poor just do meth

Momo

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163200001

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how big of a phag....
Would I look if I streamed anime on my phone during my 30 minute commute on the subway?





:rofl

king of the internet

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Momo

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That a big part of why it's funny :rofl

Squiddy

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861217

gaffers getting their panties in a bunch :lol

If you could eat human flesh without a person getting killed or hurt in the process, what's the problem?
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parallax

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where would the meat come from?

Squiddy

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where would the meat come from?

Grown from muscle cells painlessly drawn from your own muscles.
AKA, vat grown meat.

You've never been curious about what your flesh taste like?
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parallax

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where would the meat come from?

Grown from muscle cells painlessly drawn from your own muscles.
AKA, vat grown meat.

You've never been curious about what your flesh taste like?

no. its one of those things i hope i never find out

king of the internet

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the one time i click *view post* for squiddy just to give him the benefit of the doubt he's creating hypothetical scenarios about when it would be appropriate to eat human flesh

worst poster ever :neogaf

I've almost clicked "view post" a few times but then was like nah, I'm good.

benjipwns

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It should be mandatory to use GAF names and avatars on here.

I don't know who any of you people are.

Knowing your GAF handles would save me the time to judge you all over again.
I'm Steve Youngblood.

huckleberry

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861052


Child robots? Half of GAF is legit slavering right now
wub

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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especially if the robots self lubricate with baja blast.
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Dennis

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I'm Borys, I stomp.

No Deer Hunter, no buy.

Squiddy

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Squiddy

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Create an alt when you're not banned, bos  :neogaf
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Atramental

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Create an alt when you're not banned, bos  :neogaf

Tasty

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Squiddy :snoop

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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get trolled by Squiddy brehs
:heh

she's playing you like a fiddle.
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Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
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Squiddy

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 :duh :tocry :goty

get trolled by Squiddy brehs
:heh

she's playing you like a fiddle.

I'm a dude, you cis het scum.
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Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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already told you I only speak to your avatar.

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sometimes I wank to it because it looks like she's looking at me
:flabbypd
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Atramental

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king of the internet

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122446066&postcount=80

Haha, this fucking guy again.  :neogaf

the person it's assigned too.

"Excuse me sir, what's that you're carrying there?"


"Oh, that's just my government mandated child sex bot!"

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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we rarely intersect, but when me and atra are on the same wave...
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