1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Atramental]

Squid changed his avatar. 

Well, no reason not to ignore you now.

[Your Stalker]

already told you I only speak to your avatar.

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sometimes I wank to it because it looks like she's looking at me

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You wank to ?

[Squiddy]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

already told you I only speak to your avatar.

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sometimes I wank to it because it looks like she's looking at me

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You wank to (Image removed from quote.)?
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[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861286

Store gets robbed of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise. First thought: those consoles could've been sold to Nintendo fans!

[Squiddy]

You have to be a pretty stupid thief to steal Wii Us.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99562334&postcount=2
 

[DCharlieJP]

A ton of wiiu's stolled ? Sounds like an insurance blag to me

Lol i love the salty posts blaming theives for the ruining of nintendo - robbing them of that fertile 35 console sales a month -

 "our console is an outdated piece of shit but we'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids thieves!"

[milchs evil twin]

where would the meat come from?

Grown from muscle cells painlessly drawn from your own muscles.
AKA, vat grown meat.

You've never been curious about what your flesh taste like?

no. its one of those things i hope i never find out

But imagine if for some reason they had to amputate my leg.

And I made a slow cooked stew from my calf meat.

Would that be illegal?

What would Jesus say?

And how does the fact that I already have an annoying habit of chewing on my nails play into this?

Truly the great moral question of our time.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861286

Store gets robbed of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise. First thought: those consoles could've been sold to Nintendo fans!

#3 > #2

"at least there wasn't an unreleased game" 

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122509153&postcount=3201

unironically source theblaze and breitbart in your awful info dump, brehs.

[FStop7]

I'm duckroll. I watch lolicon for the story and art direction.

I'm EviLore.   Do you accept my advances?

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122509153&postcount=3201

unironically source theblaze and breitbart in your awful info dump, brehs.

Israelitards.

[StealthFan]

The Expendables 3 just leaked on the internet.

[benjipwns]

The Expendables 3 just leaked on the internet.

The box office numbers 

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122509153&postcount=3201

unironically source theblaze and breitbart in your awful info dump, brehs.

"Why? They provide proofs and sources that explain many things about this conflict."

 

[Momo]

The Expendables 3 just leaked on the internet.

I just bought it

[Squiddy]

How can White people (EU+US) try to heal the wounds inflicted upon Black people?:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861373

As a White European...

 

[benjipwns]

One trend I have enjoyed from the GAF threads on the conflict is the freaking out about whenever an Israeli mentions having been in the IDF.

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[doctavius bonbon]

One trend I have enjoyed from the GAF threads on the conflict is the freaking out about whenever an Israeli mentions having been in the IDF.

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It's doubly funny because every citizen is conscripted at the age of 18, barring certain exemptions and deferments.

[Momo]

How can White people (EU+US) try to heal the wounds inflicted upon Black people?:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861373

As a White European...

 

You brehs should move back to Africa, become part of the majority and STILL get fucked over by the white minority

[cosmicblizzard]

One trend I have enjoyed from the GAF threads on the conflict is the freaking out about whenever an Israeli mentions having been in the IDF.

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Got links?  Sounds like a fun time.  Only Israeli member I know is Upandaway, and he doesn't post about that stuff.

[Broseidon]

Death to Israel

[doctavius bonbon]

One trend I have enjoyed from the GAF threads on the conflict is the freaking out about whenever an Israeli mentions having been in the IDF.

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Got links?  Sounds like a fun time.  Only Israeli member I know is Upandaway, and he doesn't post about that stuff.

take your pick, broseph

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858478

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861082

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077

[benjipwns]

It's doubly funny because every citizen is conscripted at the age of 18, barring certain exemptions and deferments.

What's the other reason it's funny?

[cosmicblizzard]

Oh, I've seen the threads.  Just meant specific posts revealing they were in the IDF so I could see the reactions.  Tried to stay out of them, so I haven't really read through any.  I could just CTRL + F IDF I guess. 

[doctavius bonbon]

It's doubly funny because every citizen is conscripted at the age of 18, barring certain exemptions and deferments.

What's the other reason it's funny?

hmm, i guess there is no other reason.

alas, poor choice of words.

[benjipwns]

I had just assumed most people knew almost everybody in Israel has to serve two years or whatever it is nowdays. Especially people making a hundred posts arguing over related subjects. Boy do I have egg (kosher!) on my face.

[cosmicblizzard]

Wonder what Gaf would say if I told them my grandpa served in the IDF.

[doctavius bonbon]

I had just assumed most people knew almost everybody in Israel has to serve two years or whatever it is nowdays. Especially people making a hundred posts arguing over related subjects. Boy do I have egg (kosher!) on my face.

I stopped assuming people knew anything about anything after the slew of "If they stopped shooting rockets, everything would be fine!" posts.

[StealthFan]

Death to Israel

[Kara]

Wonder what Gaf would say if I told them my grandpa served in the IDF.

Chichikov served in the IDF and is a reasonably respected poster.

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Haven't seen you at Elders of Zion HQ before.

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[jakefromstatefarm]

How can White people (EU+US) try to heal the wounds inflicted upon Black people?:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861373

As a White European...

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122511403&postcount=27

[Superstar]

Joeki is a hilarious troll. Too bad he's gone for good

[benjipwns]

Disappointing that nobody has posted any of the answers that can be found on the TimeCube site.

[Joe Molotov]

How can White people (EU+US) try to heal the wounds inflicted upon Black people?:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861373

As a White European...

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122511403&postcount=27

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Is that one of Barrett's lines from Final Fantasy VII?

[Himu]

I wish.

[Joe Molotov]

All this black, white, Shinra, AVALANCHE ect stuff means nuthin' in reality, where you are a Human on Earf and thats it. Humans began to playin' around in the realm makin' rules and divisons and shit started it, Earf has been polluted. ARGGHHHH!!! *shoots machine-gun arm into the air*

[cosmicblizzard]

That's what you get when for living under a &^#$# pizza.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

[Shadow Mod]

Also I'm the Shadow Mod that's all you need to know.

[Your Stalker]

so judgemental 

[Shadow Mod]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

[cosmicblizzard]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

[Shadow Mod]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

Trucker.

Sits on his ass.

Sports and anime. So more sitting on ass watching it.

[Kara]

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

Many times in my life I've wanted to get a giant framed print of David's The Death of Marat and mount it on my bedroom wall.

Do you know why I've never done this?

Because people would go when they walked into my bedroom. Nothing drops the drawers like a distended corpse.

And unlike anime, that's actual art.

This is why every fucking middle class house has Monet all over its walls, BTW.

[nudemacusers]

i stealth ephebe with gauguin

the plebes don't even know

[Kara]

i stealth ephebe with gauguin

the plebes don't even know

Crafty.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

damn at those figures....

[toku]

It's all over once you buy and openly display figurines. RIP in peace.

Friend of mine has one but he gets away with it because A) He's already married B) She works in the games industry and C) It's mostly comic book shit which still isn't as bad as female moe anime figurines.

[Shadow Mod]

The bottom of the barrel is definitely sexualized moe/loli figurines.

[Your Stalker]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

Trucker.

Sits on his ass.

Sports and anime. So more sitting on ass watching it.

maybe he plays sports as well

[Shadow Mod]

If you do a gundam at least get one of those sets you can paint and build yourself. Accomplish something.

[SpeedStats]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861556

Someone remind me why huelen was unbanned, because this is a lot of text for shit that doesn't seem to matter.

[cosmicblizzard]

No idea if he plays sports as well.  Point is he's a happy and social guy that doesn't stay cooped up in his room all day.

[cosmicblizzard]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

oh, he's a trucker

well then, let's everyone apologize for suggesting he's a foreveraloner

hey wasn't manabyte a trucker for a while?  maybe they know each other!

Manabyte was a foreveralone?  I thought he got banned for trading naked pictures of his girlfriend for a PSP or something.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Breaker breaker 1-9, this is Kirito-san, do you read? I'm looking at a nightmare on the 5 right now, four car accident in three lanes. It's like something out of Shingeki no Kyojin up here. Fire up the Crunchyroll accounts if you got 'em, over.

[doctavius bonbon]

the idea of a big rig driver out there somewhere down south with k-on dice danging from his rearview

Breaker breaker 1-9, this is Kirito-san, do you read? I'm looking at a nightmare on the 5 right now, four car accident in three lanes. It's like something out of Shingeki no Kyojin up here. Fire up the Crunchyroll accounts if you got 'em, over.

oh my fucking god