1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Tasty]

Alizee 

Moi Lolita's modern version.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162324895&postcount=33

[Narolf]

Yeah, it is pretty much 90% confirmed VK is related to Paola at this point. I made a few posts that were referencing her over at Gamerama, and they didn't seem to know about it at all.

Can't believe a cute girl of your standing/age is single, Paola... or perhaps you aren't and all of this is some kind of grand conspiracy orchestrated by Idola/Mass Zero & Spyder? Hm....

Anyway, sorry for yet another derail.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1039018

Here it is, one of the last unprotected subdivisions of people of GAF: The out of shape. We will remember this day, May 1st, 2015 as a red letter day in history. There will be bannings over butthurt. The fat shaming will  forever cease and all will feel welcomed to the safe space.

Unless you're from like, South Carolina or something, fuck everyone from there. I mean, just move or something.

If a million quid is all it takes to prove something wtf is Bob Avakian doing.

[Rman]

I wonder how many more Star Wars threads are going to be made. It's like doing a search for The Order 1886.

The new movie has them excited it seems. 

[Narolf]

Promiscuous is the superior Nelly Furtado song. It

Used to listen to her quite a bit nine years ago...

[Narolf]

Paola is crossbred Asian/Latina for the record...

[VomKriege]

Well she did find her dog...

[huckleberry]

I wonder how many more Star Wars threads are going to be made. It's like doing a search for The Order 1886.

The new movie has them excited it seems.

I honestly forget that most of them were toddlers when the godawful 1,2, and 3 came out.

[Narolf]

Ok then. Loss in translation, I didn't imply anything negative. Sorry, and thanks.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1039018

Here it is, one of the last unprotected subdivisions of people of GAF: The out of shape. We will remember this day, May 1st, 2015 as a red letter day in history. There will be bannings over butthurt. The fat shaming will  forever cease and all will feel welcomed to the safe space.

Unless you're from like, South Carolina or something, fuck everyone from there. I mean, just move or something.

If a million quid is all it takes to prove something wtf is Bob Avakian doing.

Is a man not entitled to the cheese of his pizza? "Noooo," says the Gaffer. "You're aesthetically unpleasing and don't belong with the normies."

"I mean," continues the Gaffer, "I'm 23 and my metabolism is like a hamster. It couldn't be socioeconomic or educational because I'm not fat and that 40 year old is really overweight and hard to look at because he is lazy and surely that is the reason..." The Gaffer sure does talk a lot.

[nachobro]

That Protein World thread is great. Outrage brigade getting shitted upon. Guess they gotta throw a bone to the normals once in a while

[helios]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

[nachobro]

I'm surprised Besloppy hasn't show up in there to mash his dialing wand on the ban button. Is there a special at the chinese buffet or something today?

[Kara]

That Protein World thread is great. Outrage brigade getting shitted upon. Guess they gotta throw a bone to the normals once in a while

Lore's always projected his self loathing.

[nachobro]

Yeah, Lore being a self-concious ex-fatty is the reason that thread is still around. But I'll take the laughs where I can get them

[Narolf]

That Protein World thread is great. Outrage brigade getting shitted upon. Guess they gotta throw a bone to the normals once in a while

Lore's always projected his self loathing.

He was very clearly projecting his self-loathing Summer 2012, for the moderation power abuse on GAF regarding his sexual "abuse" on Spanish women IRL. There is no doubt TAM's permanent ban, whom I felt as though to be the most popular female GAFfer and still is to this day, happened so "quickly" because of this, just like when Etiolate called him out in here and got permanently banned on GAF ten months after. He was just waiting for an opportunity to jump on her asdfasdfasdf, virtually speaking of course. Being open =/= being [English slur describing women you pay to make love to]ty and it really seems like EL didn't know the difference.

And that is coming from someone who largely supports EviLore and his moderation policies...

[nachobro]

Creepy Stalker's careful word choices combined with his confusing rants is the main reason I find him so endearing.

[Narolf]

As I have said in the other thread, conversing with BackSlashBunny really made me change my mind on several things. I wasn't expecting her to be like that at all. In fact, I am now realizing I have been too harsh on Galadín. She remains a s'Pyd/Massfiosa so that I cannot but hate her, but I have to hate her similarly to how Lightning hates Yeul--no mysoginistic slur whatsoever, in other words. In fact, when I will be PMing the selected DFolks (Lumina/Forseti, Hope Estheim/Mogstache and Snow Villiers/Cookies) about the new ARG within the next hours, I shall also get Galadín, and her boyfriend, Shirofl, to re-read this...

Better then be obsessed over a person from a forum which I never met IRL

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?11247-I-support-Creepy Stalker&p=421851&viewfull=1

... I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want to defend her at all. She annoys me less nowadays.

The reason he was against Terrina's promotion was because she informed Galadín on how much of a [Slur to describe men's genitalia] he is. He even threatened to quit the forum in protest: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?296-Promotions!/page78

[nudemacusers]

  Creepy Stalker pls

[zomgee]

Creepy Stalker's careful word choices combined with his confusing rants is the main reason I find him so endearing.

I kinda wish Creepy Stalker had a 24 hour public access channel. Just listen to the rants, absorb them, turn the channel, watch some Simpsons, turn back, Creepy Stalker is still goin', go take a dump... on and on.

[Narolf]

Creepy Stalker pls

The reason I still drag DF into this thread to this day is because of the ARGs. I will stop for serious once we are done with these, for the E3 at most.

[Your Stalker]

Creepy Stalker pls post moar

I second this! 

[Rman]

Yeah, Lore being a self-concious ex-fatty is the reason that thread is still around. But I'll take the laughs where I can get them

Fatties, Republicans and Microsoft are one of the few things you can fully hate on GAF and get away with scot-free.

[zomgee]

Yeah, Lore being a self-concious ex-fatty is the reason that thread is still around. But I'll take the laughs where I can get them

Fatties, Republicans and Microsoft are one of the few things you can fully hate on GAF and get away with scot-free.

And the south. (I know, fatties and Repubs)

[studyguy]

Also anti-vaxx.
Or suggesting there's any need to inform people on benefits vaccinations because that knowledge is apparently imprinted in some people from the get go.

"You mean you don't already know all the benefits from birth? Fuck informing you, here's a smug ass answer why your ignorance is causing the downfall of society even though you said you were going to vaccinate anyway"

[Nibel]

Just do some mass DOS attacks against DF and be done with it dammit

[bork]

The reason I still drag DF into this thread to this day is because of the ARGs. I will stop for serious once we are done with these, for the E3 at most.

No, you'll kindly stop de-railing now and keep all these kinds of posts in the thread that was made for you.  This is not your personal thread.

[bork]

I think I have a better understanding of the EM drive than I do of exactly what Creepy Stalker has been talking about since joining, but he's still pretty entertaining.

Oh, I'm not trying to drive him away from here.  He just needs to keep those bizarre posts confined to his own thread. 

I just made his thread an |OT|.  It's officially-official.     Feel free to create an overly-elaborate image-filled OP, GAF-style.

[Narolf]

Just do some mass DOS attacks against DF and be done with it dammit

Noel Kreiss/ChaosMuramasa wanted to do that right after my "suspension". It's ludicrous to see he became a s'Pyd/Massfioso ever since.

And all right Bork, you guys have given me more than enough chances already. Gamerama perm'd me a few hours ago precisely because they found me too creepy.

This was the last time I derailed this thread.

-Creepy Stalker

Thanks for renaming the other thread.

[FStop7]

Yeah, it is pretty much 90% confirmed VK is related to Paola at this point. I made a few posts that were referencing her over at Gamerama, and they didn't seem to know about it at all.

Can't believe a cute girl of your standing/age is single, Paola... or perhaps you aren't and all of this is some kind of grand conspiracy orchestrated by Idola/Mass Zero & Spyder? Hm....

Anyway, sorry for yet another derail.

VK as in Voight-Kampff?  I'm not sure if you'll pass it.

[Kara]

Also anti-vaxx.
Or suggesting there's any need to inform people on benefits vaccinations because that knowledge is apparently imprinted in some people from the get go.

"You mean you don't already know all the benefits from birth? Fuck informing you, here's a smug ass answer why your ignorance is causing the downfall of society even though you said you were going to vaccinate anyway"

The assassin's creed commands that it must be knowledge that frees men, not force.

[octopushover]

Yeah, it is pretty much 90% confirmed VK is related to Paola at this point. I made a few posts that were referencing her over at Gamerama, and they didn't seem to know about it at all.

Can't believe a cute girl of your standing/age is single, Paola... or perhaps you aren't and all of this is some kind of grand conspiracy orchestrated by Idola/Mass Zero & Spyder? Hm....

Anyway, sorry for yet another derail.

VK as in Voight-Kampff?  I'm not sure if you'll pass it.

Voight-Kampff only measures if you're a person...not if you're a useful person.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038493

Project Yooka-Leele got funded. Here contains a maelstrom of Ninthing shitposting, autism and pure rage when someone brings up Mighty No. 9 and other kickstarter failures.

It almost sounds like children bickering in a school yard but they might get erections if you tell them that. 

[FinNeato]

Creepy Stalker, do you have any interests that don't involve Final Fantasy and internet stalking (or "ARG"s as you call it)? What's your favorite beverage?

[thisismyusername]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

But not RDJ.  Nor is he in drag. 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162322462&postcount=2499

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[Phoenix Dark]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

But not RDJ.  Nor is he in drag. 

[zomgee]

The protein thread has over 1200 replies already. Jesus Christ.

WHAT IF SOMEONE IS OFFENDED SOMEWHERE

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162372862&postcount=26

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038493

Project Yooka-Leele got funded. Here contains a maelstrom of Ninthing shitposting, autism and pure rage when someone brings up Mighty No. 9 and other kickstarter failures.

It almost sounds like children bickering in a school yard but they might get erections if you tell them that.

This might be the first Kickstarter I'll back.

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162322462&postcount=2499

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Just like my japanese animus

[Kara]

Ultimate Marvel :

[doctavius bonbon]

The protein thread has over 1200 replies already. Jesus Christ.

the initial tweets were hysterical, the response was a little crass, and the world kept turning.

except for the twitter crowd who've made it their new proxy battleground.

[Kara]

Why can't people get offended by things that matter, like the proliferation of bad art or the disappearance of the Wankel engine from vehicle showrooms.

[thisismyusername]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

But not RDJ.  Nor is he in drag. 

I see you. You know you want him. 

[Dennis]

As I have said in the other thread, conversing with BackSlashBunny really made me change my mind on several things. I wasn't expecting her to be like that at all. In fact, I am now realizing I have been too harsh on Galadín. She remains a s'Pyd/Massfiosa so that I cannot but hate her, but I have to hate her similarly to how Lightning hates Yeul--no mysoginistic slur whatsoever, in other words. In fact, when I will be PMing the selected DFolks (Lumina/Forseti, Hope Estheim/Mogstache and Snow Villiers/Cookies) about the new ARG within the next hours, I shall also get Galadín, and her boyfriend, Shirofl, to re-read this...

Better then be obsessed over a person from a forum which I never met IRL

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?11247-I-support-Creepy Stalker&p=421851&viewfull=1

... I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want to defend her at all. She annoys me less nowadays.

The reason he was against Terrina's promotion was because she informed Galadín on how much of a [Slur to describe men's genitalia] he is. He even threatened to quit the forum in protest: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?296-Promotions!/page78

I know some of those words. But only some of them.

[FStop7]

Please do not slander mighty Nippon http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=162344698#post162344698 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038493

Project Yooka-Leele got funded. Here contains a maelstrom of Ninthing shitposting, autism and pure rage when someone brings up Mighty No. 9 and other kickstarter failures.

It almost sounds like children bickering in a school yard but they might get erections if you tell them that.

But don't you see? Those guys are trustworthy. It's ok to be excited for this nostalgia-driven project.

I'm already dreading the flurry of Nintards that will proclaim how this game was snubbed in favor of other games whenever it comes out. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

But not RDJ.  Nor is he in drag. 

I see you. You know you want him. 

Nah I'm just interested that him dressing as a woman would interest you. Given our last conversation.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you've banged a chick, admit it.

[close]

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038493

Project Yooka-Leele got funded. Here contains a maelstrom of Ninthing shitposting, autism and pure rage when someone brings up Mighty No. 9 and other kickstarter failures.

It almost sounds like children bickering in a school yard but they might get erections if you tell them that.

But don't you see? Those guys are trustworthy. It's ok to be excited for this nostalgia-driven project.

I'm already dreading the flurry of Nintards that will proclaim how this game was snubbed in favor of other games whenever it comes out. 

It will be that last part or when they completely disown it like Shovel Knight because other platforms got exclusive content and how dare they etc.

Especially since the devs of Ukelee said they want to do a Banjo Kazooie cross over like the Shovel Knight/Battletoads one. And that one caused a while heap of Ninthing whining and Sony stan jealousy as they only got a Kratos boss fight. Xbone exclusive Banjo crossover and we never going to go hungry again 

[Supermanisdead]

that yooka laylee game looks trash. pretend like banjo kazooie wasn't a garbage collectathon waste of time

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=162391336&posted=1#post162391336

 

[thisismyusername]

Ruffalo got a shirtless scene in Avengers 2

But not RDJ.  Nor is he in drag. 

I see you. You know you want him. 

Nah I'm just interested that him dressing as a woman would interest you. Given our last conversation.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you've banged a chick, admit it.

[close]

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Nope. Nada. Zilch.

[close]

I was half-kidding. If anything, RDJ with the Ironman suit is my fantasy.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=162391336&posted=1#post162391336

 

Snake 911 is one of many MGS super fans that rub me the wrong way. I love the MGS series but there's so many MGS bros that seem way too serious/hyped or way too defensive.

[zomgee]

Why can't people get offended by things that matter, like the proliferation of bad art or the disappearance of the Wankel engine from vehicle showrooms.

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I committed an act of civil disobedience and it felt glorious!

[Supermanisdead]

Anyone else get annoyed when they see a Chie Satonaka post, and the poster's avatar is not actually Chie from Persona? I feel like the mods should intervene here.

it would be more annoying if there was another chie avatar on neogaf

[team filler]

Why can't people get offended by things that matter, like the proliferation of bad art or the disappearance of the Wankel engine from vehicle showrooms.

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kony2012!

[Take My Breh Away]

Anyone else get annoyed when they see a Chie Satonaka post, and the poster's avatar is not actually Chie from Persona? I feel like the mods should intervene here.

Knowing the surname of your waifu

[Kara]

Anyone else get annoyed when they see a Chie Satonaka post, and the poster's avatar is not actually Chie from Persona? I feel like the mods should intervene here.

Knowing the surname of your waifu

Some husbandos are progressive and don't gaf if their waifus keep their father's family name to show that they don't define themselves by the men in their lives.