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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3060 on: May 08, 2023, 08:57:56 AM »
NASA changed it when they went back in time to create the fake CGI stars back in 20,000 BC to trick us into thinking space is real.
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3062 on: May 08, 2023, 10:11:14 AM »
These tend to bleed together but I like the versions where the old civilizations were giant nephilim and all the relics of giant ceremonial weapons were theirs. Somewhere along the way we btfo of them. Or the mud flood did. Or they’re around in the hollow Earth. Or the templars are hiding them.

When they reintegrate with society and “no one under 8’6” without blood of the ancients” shows up on dating apps :cry

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« Reply #3063 on: May 08, 2023, 12:51:24 PM »
I like how most conspiracies boil down to “I bet a bunch of shit went down a long time ago and we just forgot about it” even if there is extensive historical records from the period in question. Of course, that’s just what They want you to think.
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« Reply #3064 on: May 08, 2023, 01:32:48 PM »
i think a lot of the ancients died in the mudflood, but some of them escaped offworld through the stargate in iraq
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« Reply #3065 on: May 08, 2023, 01:33:50 PM »
i think a lot of the ancients died in the mudflood, but some of them escaped offworld through the stargate in iraq

Was there. Can vouch for this.
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« Reply #3067 on: May 08, 2023, 06:52:58 PM »
A weird guy on the Internet? There ain't no way.
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« Reply #3068 on: May 08, 2023, 08:20:13 PM »
Are there any "libertarian" photos of this redhead?
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« Reply #3069 on: May 08, 2023, 11:40:21 PM »

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« Reply #3070 on: May 09, 2023, 03:28:53 AM »
The biggest issue with RFK jr that makes him unelectable is his voice. He sounds like he swallowed a SEGA Genesis.
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3071 on: May 10, 2023, 08:00:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1656325633113305092

I can’t believe Q just told lies on the internet  :stop

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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3072 on: May 11, 2023, 03:34:41 AM »
On a packed train, seeing dozens upon dozens of people jammed together, each with Bluetooth earbuds. Okay. You’re telling me there’s this magic invisible force connecting two separate buds to a single phone, for every person, and it just works? They expect us to believe this?

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« Reply #3073 on: May 11, 2023, 09:20:06 AM »
How does the Internet know where to find me to send the porn when I'm on my phone on the bus? :thinking
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« Reply #3074 on: May 11, 2023, 11:12:52 PM »

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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3077 on: May 14, 2023, 02:28:25 PM »
I've never seen tom cruise and michale j fox together

are they the same person?

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« Reply #3078 on: May 15, 2023, 10:09:48 PM »

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« Reply #3079 on: May 16, 2023, 03:04:50 AM »
TLDR; How does such an obscure band come to have their music on Melrose Place? Did I stumble upon a conspiracy? Did Melrose Place not want to pay licensing fees for Taking Back Sunday so they hired some obscure marketers to create a ripoff/stock version? If so, couldn't TBS ostensibly sue? Are there other fake versions of emo/pop-punk bands on Melrose Place and 90210 DVD releases? What is going on here?!
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« Reply #3080 on: May 16, 2023, 06:26:37 AM »
https://twitter.com/FlipCrypt/status/1657589477752328192
The best part about this is that all these TV people and academics were racist as fuck without realizing it.
Because it wasn't your average whiteTM male that didn't take the vaccine (most of them took it anyway despite complaining about it if only for the practical benefits like being able to enter public places or hospitals) but a lot of minorities who didn't trust the government(s) to begin with. Now that some people have gotten serious health issues from side effects the government(s) say they didn't force anyone to take the vaccine and thus they can't be blamed.

Unfortunately after Iraq, 2008, Russia Russia Russia and COVID, the same TV people and academics will side with the dark side when the next 'thing' happens and protect the likes of Fauci, McKinsey and Pfizer.

For the climate they've covered all their bases. Either the planet turns to shit in 10 years and they can blame it on the climate and people that kept driving and using plastic.
If nothing dramatic changes they can point to all the money they've wasted on windfarms and solar panels and say: "look, it worked! We saved everyone!"
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« Reply #3081 on: May 16, 2023, 09:20:59 AM »
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Groening and Don were both on a Jeffery Epstein flight together.
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3082 on: May 16, 2023, 10:10:42 PM »
Lucille Ball (Lucifer Baal) had several shows with "Lucy" in the title.
 
Her first big show was "I Love Lucy" with best friend characters Fred & Ethel, and her husband Desi who played "Ricky".
 
Coincidence or Not?
 
LUCY (LUCI)
FRED (F)
ETHEL (E)
RICKY (R)
 
“I LOVE LUCIFER”

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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3083 on: May 17, 2023, 02:38:13 AM »
:ohhh :titus
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3084 on: May 17, 2023, 04:27:55 AM »
I've never seen tom cruise and michale j fox together

are they the same person?

they are not the same person

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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3085 on: May 17, 2023, 11:25:12 PM »

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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3088 on: May 19, 2023, 10:22:48 AM »
The reason we still have banknotes is because spies need to carry untraceable currency

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« Reply #3091 on: May 21, 2023, 03:20:13 PM »
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« Reply #3093 on: May 22, 2023, 06:00:58 AM »
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« Reply #3095 on: May 22, 2023, 11:52:42 PM »


Been watching a few minutes of this before bed.
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #3098 on: May 25, 2023, 03:03:02 AM »
Seth Rogan? :hmm

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« Reply #3100 on: May 25, 2023, 11:46:56 AM »
Seth Rogan? :hmm

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« Reply #3101 on: June 04, 2023, 06:08:54 AM »



guy thinks it was for oil and other resources  :rofl
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« Reply #3102 on: June 04, 2023, 10:53:01 AM »
 :isthis is this attack a way to achieve peace and prosperity for our emperor?

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« Reply #3103 on: June 07, 2023, 06:17:00 PM »
The chinese/alien balloons started the canada fires you heard it here first
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« Reply #3105 on: June 28, 2023, 08:25:54 PM »
Massive rip currents killed nine in on one stretch of U.S. beach.

This is because, as the massive land mass rises the change in water pressure is causing rip currents to form. Now this is just the beginning. Soon the ocean water entirely will be pulled back. Only until the rising is over. When that occurs it will rush back with a fury. If you’re on any coast . Drive inland. Forget everything take your family and some food supplies and drive inland. Get as high in elevation as you can

Move now. Drop everything and go. This event can’t be predicted. That’s why the government is keeping planes up at all hours. If you’re close to water you will probably see the ocean pull back. Like crazy. All the way to the continental shelf. By then it’s too late so I would move now. The rip currents are the start. It’s going to happen any day now. Just start driving. Save as many as you can on the way.



u herd it here 1st
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« Reply #3106 on: June 28, 2023, 08:40:26 PM »
I had a good run tbh  :rejoice
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« Reply #3107 on: June 29, 2023, 04:24:02 PM »
In a car, you can barely stretch your arms out full 'wingspan' but a bus has enough for 4 chairs and an isle in the middle, and yet they both still fit on the same road just fine.

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« Reply #3108 on: July 01, 2023, 03:56:17 PM »
Putin will launch nukes that's why Twitter is rate limited you heard it here first
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« Reply #3109 on: July 02, 2023, 05:56:17 AM »
Our "Enemies"

Osama Bin Laden
https://www.newsweek.com/was-osama-bin-laden-gamer-turns-out-you-could-have-played-terrorist-counter-699884
Quote from: Osama Bin Laden
His game stash included Half-Life, Super Mario Bros., Final Fantasy VII and several Dragon Ball Z titles. He also played Counter-Strike

Saddam Hussein
https://www.wnd.com/2000/12/7640/
Quote from: Saddam Hussein
Many American kids may be disappointed on Christmas morning because the Sony PlayStation 2 they wanted wound up in Iraq.

Both the U.S. Customs Service and the FBI are investigating the apparent transfer of large numbers of Sony PlayStation 2s to Iraq, according to military intelligence sources.

Gaddafi
https://www.houstonpress.com/arts/4-real-life-dictators-who-were-also-gamers-6384279
Quote from: Gaddafi
After the coup last year, people naturally started going through Gaddafi's palaces, and man, did they find some odd stuff. Among those was a giant reproduction of the cover art from 2004's Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. Whether Gaddafi himself played the game or not isn't known, but his son Moatassem-Billah Gaddafi was a huge fan of the series. Surely he did what all kids try to do, get their parents into video games.

Kim Jun Un
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/kim-jong-un-spent-millions-17015227
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WAR-OBSESSED Kim Jong-un spent £1.4million on video games like Call of Duty last year.

Bolsonaro


MBS
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20220922-with-a-gamer-prince-and-oil-billions-saudi-turns-to-esports
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Saudi Arabia's interest in gaming and eSports comes from the very top, with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman said to be an avid "Call of Duty" player.

TRUMP
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/204-classic-gaming/77019708
Quote from: Trump
Donald Trump is at the Sega Genesis launch party, helping to introduce the Sega Genesis. Yes, Trump is the first president to launch a video game system

Putin
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At the upcoming BRICS summit, the Russian President plans on asking China to let Russian game developers launch their games for Chinese gamers.


Modi
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Prime Minster Narendra Modi has multiple times stated that India should start making its own video games to compete in the global market.


Our "Friends"

Xi
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Chinese President Xi Jinping raised the issue of video game addiction at the 'two sessions' political gathering in Beijing, reigniting debate ...

Macron
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France's President Macron blames video games and social media for the three nights of violent clashes that followed a controversial police

Biden
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Biden called an unnamed video game developer a "little creep" and described their games as a means "to teach you how to kill people,"

Zelensky
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The Ukraine government has urged video game distributors to limit sales of Atomic Heart, a game which allegedly has deep ties to Russia


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« Reply #3110 on: July 02, 2023, 06:08:09 AM »
I saw africans on twitter warning to not be near your cellphone around 1230 to 330 am because the sun was going to make them explode. must have been some type of psyop or maybe they're all dead  :doge
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« Reply #3111 on: July 02, 2023, 03:57:13 PM »
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« Reply #3112 on: July 05, 2023, 02:45:43 AM »
Putin will launch nukes that's why Twitter is rate limited you heard it here first

4chan says war starts tomorrow
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« Reply #3113 on: July 05, 2023, 04:25:12 AM »
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« Reply #3114 on: July 05, 2023, 05:23:23 PM »
Putin will launch nukes that's why Twitter is rate limited you heard it here first

4chan says war starts tomorrow
Gotta cover up Hunters coke somehow :trumps
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« Reply #3115 on: July 13, 2023, 12:02:04 AM »
Massive rip currents killed nine in on one stretch of U.S. beach.

This is because, as the massive land mass rises the change in water pressure is causing rip currents to form. Now this is just the beginning. Soon the ocean water entirely will be pulled back. Only until the rising is over. When that occurs it will rush back with a fury. If you’re on any coast . Drive inland. Forget everything take your family and some food supplies and drive inland. Get as high in elevation as you can

Move now. Drop everything and go. This event can’t be predicted. That’s why the government is keeping planes up at all hours. If you’re close to water you will probably see the ocean pull back. Like crazy. All the way to the continental shelf. By then it’s too late so I would move now. The rip currents are the start. It’s going to happen any day now. Just start driving. Save as many as you can on the way.



u herd it here 1st

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« Reply #3117 on: March 01, 2024, 04:23:36 PM »
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The death earlier this month of Foremost Group CEO Angela Chao, the sister-in-law of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, is currently under “criminal investigation,” a Texas sheriff’s office said Thursday.

Chao, 50, was found dead shortly after midnight on Feb. 11 after being pulled out of a car that had gone into a pond on a private ranch in Johnson City, Texas, about 40 miles from Austin.

“This incident was not a typical accident,” the Blanco County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a letter to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on Thursday.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/29/angela-chao-death-being-investigated-as-criminal-matter.html
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