The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210525708&postcount=78

oh god

i don't  wanna control+F for "ninty" either

I hated that "ninty" shit 

[VomKriege]

Ninthings : We're thirsty for games, but dat stock price chart tho.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210525708&postcount=78

oh god

i don't  wanna control+F for "ninty" either

I hated that "ninty" shit 

Please tell me that guy is in his early teens, because that's his only excuse for posting that autistic shit.

[Joe Molotov]

Ninthings : We're thirsty for games, but dat stock price chart tho.

They're just playing the only game that matters.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1248963
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210572013&postcount=3

The boxart of the Nathan Drake collection sure looks familliar.

(Image removed from quote.)

I mean, seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210575322&postcount=126

This doesn't look the same to me. That looks like a topographical map of sorts and the text and framing of the header is a lot different. No faded or blended lines to show the detail of the straps and body in it at all. This is totally different.

stay losing naughty dog tards

[VomKriege]

Thread about the potential Vivendi takeover of Ubi :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210557607&postcount=38

Could UBI a) release people from non-compete contracts, b) have them set up another company, and then c) sell their IPs?

Is that possible?

I mean, f**k Vivendi. This is bullshit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210567684&postcount=106

Couldnt Ubisoft setup an new company now and sell all its game rights to this new company and then just take all its staff and let Vivendi have Ubisoft??

You're not having a Monopoly game session.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1248963

Delicious thread backfire/ownage. Naughty Dog shills getting rekt 

[Yulwei]

Thread about the potential Vivendi takeover of Ubi :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210557607&postcount=38

Could UBI a) release people from non-compete contracts, b) have them set up another company, and then c) sell their IPs?

Is that possible?

I mean, f**k Vivendi. This is bullshit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210567684&postcount=106

Couldnt Ubisoft setup an new company now and sell all its game rights to this new company and then just take all its staff and let Vivendi have Ubisoft??

You're not having a Monopoly game session.

lmao

[Jansen]

ubisoft just needs to play it like a shell game

[Rufus]

Have Aisha Tyler dangle the last couple of necessary shares above Vivendi exec's heads.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1248963

Delicious thread backfire/ownage. Naughty Dog shills getting rekt 

Arguing about box art for six pages now.  It just keeps getting shittier and shittier.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210525708&postcount=78

oh god

i don't  wanna control+F for "ninty" either

I hated that "ninty" shit 

I like the "In Japanese" part.

[mormapope]

Never forget
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=601626

It was a complete accident that a character named Ellie looked like the teenage version of the actress Ellen Page.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1248963

Delicious thread backfire/ownage. Naughty Dog shills getting rekt 

Arguing about box art for six pages now.  It just keeps getting shittier and shittier.

thisisneogaf.gif

[VomKriege]

Never forget
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=601626

It was a complete accident that a character named Ellie looked like the teenage version of the actress Ellen Page.

Legendary thread. Massive case of butthurt over an incredibly mild comment from an actress that could conceivably have gone to court if she wanted. And people wonder why ND fandom is perceived as a shitshow on GAF...

[agrajag]

They're doing all sorts of mental gymnastics in that box art thread. "Those two images are nothing alike and the other two are exactly the same!" 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210589629&postcount=412

It's still the biggest Neogaf mystery to me how are you not banned.
Evilore must be your uncle.

 

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210589629&postcount=412

It's still the biggest Neogaf mystery to me how are you not banned.
Evilore must be your uncle.

 

Butthurt level: Maximum.

I like Naughty Dog but their stans are moving towards the top of the butthurt chartzzzz.

[Cerveza mas fina]

cant we order a ddos to end neogaf?

it would be the humane thing to do

[kick51]

 a very desperate attempt to counter the negative Naughty Dog publicity 

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249056

[kick51]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249083

trying to egg on the ND fans even more i guess 

[mormapope]

a very desperate attempt to counter the negative Naughty Dog publicity 

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249056

That avatar combined with that person being a shill 24/7 is triggering.

EDIT: Climbing in third person shooters is fucking boring and ruins pacing completely. Its barely a mechanic, serves no purpose besides padding or character banter. Its terrible.

[Klelk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210555384&postcount=2845

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters you are a Gamergator 

[agrajag]

a very desperate attempt to counter the negative Naughty Dog publicity 

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249056

These fuckers better be getting paid by ND 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210555384&postcount=2845

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters you are a Gamergator 

Post has to be a troll.

Edit- Confirmed: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210559401&postcount=2847

[agrajag]

Is it just me or is BronsonLee annoying as fuq? Why does he have to post so much in every thread!

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210555384&postcount=2845

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters you are a Gamergator 

My drawing of a typical neoGAF'r

[Rufus]

"Typical"

[stufte]

"Typical"

If they keep banning reasonable people, I won't have to say typical any more.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Gamergate has become GAF's Emmanuel Goldstein

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210555384&postcount=2845

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters you are a Gamergator 

My drawing of a typical neoGAF'r

(Image removed from quote.)

check your privilege your cishet scum!

[Joe Molotov]

Thread about the potential Vivendi takeover of Ubi :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210557607&postcount=38

Could UBI a) release people from non-compete contracts, b) have them set up another company, and then c) sell their IPs?

Is that possible?

I mean, f**k Vivendi. This is bullshit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210567684&postcount=106

Couldnt Ubisoft setup an new company now and sell all its game rights to this new company and then just take all its staff and let Vivendi have Ubisoft??

You're not having a Monopoly game session.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210555384&postcount=2845

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters you are a Gamergator 

My drawing of a typical neoGAF'r

(Image removed from quote.)

how gross/toxic/problematic of you (take your pick)

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210608133&postcount=704

[Atramental]

BossDoggy is most likely furiously masturbating to that pic. 

[agrajag]

anyone have some bleach for my eyes?

[kick51]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249182

OMG LIKE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT HARASSMENT OF PURE FEMALE

next 10 posts from op are backpedaling

[agrajag]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249182

OMG LIKE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT HARASSMENT OF PURE FEMALE

next 10 posts from op are backpedaling

I don't feel like watching the video, but the only cringe I see in that thread is that weirdo with the yoshi avatar

[stufte]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249182

OMG LIKE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT HARASSMENT OF PURE FEMALE

next 10 posts from op are backpedaling

I don't feel like watching the video, but the only cringe I see in that thread is that weirdo with the yoshi avatar

"Saying things to someone that they might arbitrarily find offensive is HARASSMENT!"

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210617916&postcount=5879

"it bothers my wife's son"

[kick51]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249182

OMG LIKE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT HARASSMENT OF PURE FEMALE

next 10 posts from op are backpedaling

I don't feel like watching the video, but the only cringe I see in that thread is that weirdo with the yoshi avatar

"Saying things to someone that they might arbitrarily find offensive is HARASSMENT!"

"GUY FOLLOWS HER"


she's laughing the whole time cause jesus, take a look at pics of him in his profile.  Not only is she out of his league/universe, she could take him in a fight too

[stufte]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1249182

OMG LIKE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT HARASSMENT OF PURE FEMALE

next 10 posts from op are backpedaling

I don't feel like watching the video, but the only cringe I see in that thread is that weirdo with the yoshi avatar

"Saying things to someone that they might arbitrarily find offensive is HARASSMENT!"

"GUY FOLLOWS HER"


she's laughing the whole time cause jesus, take a look at pics of him in his profile.  Not only is she out of his league/universe, she could take him in a fight too

But she's weak and can't handle herself. Or so sexists on neoGAF would have you believe.

"Won't someone think of the children!" has morphed into "Won't someone think of the women who are obviously inherently weak and need protecting!"

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210617916&postcount=5879

"it bothers my wife's son"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Take My Breh Away]

Enterthedragonpunch made a new Gaf Shitposts twitter. He's good people.

https://twitter.com/GAF_Shitposts

That feel when you realize the bore is also falling to the automation of the shitpost industry, tho 

[Jansen]

Enterthedragonpunch made a new Gaf Shitposts twitter. He's good people.

https://twitter.com/GAF_Shitposts

That feel when you realize the bore is also falling to the automation of the shitpost industry, tho 

Dude stanned for Mauricio magus which makes him shit

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210627573&postcount=118

"Ah yes, all good friendships start with "lol you're not even a real gamer, silly girl!"

friendships

[SmokyDave]

Something weird about ETDP. Not entirely sure why, but the cat chats from both sides of his keyboard. I suspect he's an alt of a long timer.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210627573&postcount=118

"Ah yes, all good friendships start with "lol you're not even a real gamer, silly girl!"

friendships

I told a guy in 7th grade that I hated him (because of how good he was at art) and almost 30 years later he's still my friend. But I guess he should have been offended and blogged about it.

[Dennis]

When a new junior member talks to you like he has known you for years.

"Oh Dennis"

[stufte]

When a new junior member talks to you like he has known you for years.

"Oh Dennis"

Srsly Dennis, this isn't like you.

[agrajag]

None of those spergs would ever muster up the courage to actually talk to a girl, so they make themselves feel better by pretending that every guy that does is a rapist

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=210525708&postcount=78

oh god

i don't  wanna control+F for "ninty" either

I hated that "ninty" shit 

Neiteio is generally obnoxiously unfunny. I wish he would stop making terrible posts.

Enterthedragonpunch made a new Gaf Shitposts twitter. He's good people.

https://twitter.com/GAF_Shitposts

That feel when you realize the bore is also falling to the automation of the shitpost industry, tho 

That reminds me. Did we ever learned who handled the original NeoGAF ShitPost twitter?

[zomgee]

we neofeg now

[Atramental]

we neofeg now

Nah, we're not that far gone.

We're grey jedi. Neofeg are the sith before the rule of two was established by Darth Bane.

[agrajag]

The fact that BronsonLee and Bobby Roberts have a bromance is even more infuriating

[thisismyusername]

Oh look, another GAF poster going "LEAVE STREET FIGHTER 5 ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE  :'(" 

Don't like the "weekly shit on the game" thread (which is completely valid due to the numerous issues Capcom has yet to fix), don't click on them. Mods need to start banning posters for this shit as it's getting tiring and is a throwaway post with no value.

[Great Rumbler]

None of those spergs would ever muster up the courage to actually talk to a girl, so they make themselves feel better by pretending that every guy that does is a rapist

I got triggered by that guy trying to use his vast horde of instagram followers to impress the girl he was talking to.

[bork]

Oh look, another GAF poster going "LEAVE STREET FIGHTER 5 ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE  :'(" 

Don't like the "weekly shit on the game" thread (which is completely valid due to the numerous issues Capcom has yet to fix), don't click on them. Mods need to start banning posters for this shit as it's getting tiring and is a throwaway post with no value.

SFV is like one of those games, I struggle to think up an example but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, where it's a sequel that came out years down the line and might spell complete doom for an entire franchise so the fanbase decides it's actually pure gold and all the reasonable gripes are bullshit.

SFV is a shitty game, nobody is more disappointed by that than I am.

Nah.  It's a legit good game that Capcom fucked up, content-wise, by leaving out certain features and a crappy DLC model.  It's not a shitty game- the people spending all this time playing these games will not accept games that they feel are shit -see SSF2T HD Remix and SFxTK- and as far as Capcom players go, they're used to sticking with older games for years on end...look at the 2000s.

This is not the sequel that came out years down the line...that was SF4.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nah, it's shit man.

When a free to play(ish) game for Xbox shits all over your delivery and actually impacts your sales you need to start pondering a more fan friendly approach. Just sayin.

[Kara]

Well, he doesn't look like one of "those" types of beggars. You know. Those types.

Jolly good Mistah Peachum.