Unfortunately we didn't have the steady hand of Donald Trump to guide us back then.
"Such horror, really such horror. Just look at it, it could happen here to. We will not sit by idly as the Holomurdor continues. That's what it is folks, murder. Murder by the evil communists."
"They come in. They come in all over the place they take everything. You have like a little grain that you've been saving. BANG BANG BING BING no longer your grain mr. Worker"
"Luckily for us we have great places to eat. Boy do we love eating folks and the Trump Grill. The Trump Grill it's perhaps the best"
"But don't worry. I will meet with Stalin and this new German guy with the weird mustache soon. I told John, John Bolton. John, you have a crazy mustache but not as crazy as this guy. Just look at this guy."
"Look at him SHOUT, did you ever see me shout like that? And the other guy a bank robber. These people voted for a bank robber, unbelievable folks, unbelievable"
"And you had the league of nations and they did nothing. They're supposed to make sure something like this doesn't happen. I'm not paying those crooked liars anymore. It's a rigged system folks."
"Anyway, I will meet with Stalin and we will make a deal. Such a deal that's going to make us win. We have the worst trade deficit with the Soviet Union. They're killing us, not really like these kids"
"We move our product in. Like food and aid stuff and they're not selling anything to us. It's horrible. It's like they don't understand the basics of capitalism"