RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Atramental]

Kinda have the feeling Atra is just on the "well I did sex a few times, so I never have to think about relationships again" train. Some people are just happier alone

Pretty much. I mean maybe someday that will change but for now *eh* I'm good.

Also, I will say this, I feel soooo much more confident now then I did during my virgin days.

[Phoenix Dark]

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.

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[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

Six months is absurd but I think giving it a shot for a few weeks could've been useful. At the very least he might have learned how to interact with an adult woman in a normal way.

The best part of all of this is the Facebook status. Up there for everyone to see for all of 1 week.

[bork]

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Something tells me that staying involved with a clingy girl who you really don't care for probably isn't a good idea.

[eleuin]

This heel turn is amazing, do you Atra

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.

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[helios]

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[nudemacusers]

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.

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[Himu]

Fuck text drama

That fucking "you have to wait one day" shit omg. Told my dude on the spot that shit is wack

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think Atramental did fine, all things considered:

- Making it "official" on Facebook was a bad move but honestly nobody is going to give a fuck.  Social media relationship statuses aren't worth shit.

- Her telling Atramental that he was her soulmate after the 5th time they had sex was a big red flag.  I'd be looking for the exit too to avoid a potential bunny boiler.

- I think him breaking it off as soon as possible was the right move.  It is a terrible idea to string someone along just so your ass can be sufficiently covered.  We all know how those types of plans turn out generally.

- Maybe he could have stayed with her longer to get more experience but if you're not feeling it, you're not feeling it

- I would have dumped her in person but in the era of Tinder, ghosting is extremely common so partial credit for at least telling her via text he doesn't want to see her anymore.  The real scummy thing (that is increasingly common) would have been to just drop her.

For a first time "relationship", I thought it went okay.

[TakingBackSunday]

I can't fucking take this thread 

[Atramental]

I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take." 

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take." 

[Atramental]

Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right? 

[demi]

LMAO

[brawndolicious]

I leave for a day and this thread jumped 3 pages. I knew what to expect but...

Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right? 

OMG

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Every year or every other partner is the norm. But I think you'll get a checkup in a few sexless months just to be sure (just like I did).

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I think you're going to be asking her for sex in a week anyways when the Tinder thing doesn't work out again. I'm gonna go unlike and relike your relationship status because I'm mean.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

An STD would be the perfect twist for this story. That or a baby.

[Phoenix Dark]

She sucked your dick without a condom right?

[Atramental]

She sucked your dick without a condom right?

Yes... 

[Rahxephon91]

You're already dead

[toku]

at least he lived

[Purrp Skirrp]

She sucked your dick without a condom right?

Yes... 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44711.0

[TakingBackSunday]

Girlfriend and I stopped wearing protection nearly a year ago for the most part.  Only put one on if she's about to take her birth control or if she's on her period because it's just an easier cleanup that way.

[Madrun Badrun]

How long do the doctors say you have New? 

[chronovore]

[Tasty]

Fucking without a condom while they're on the period is the best though. So much natural lube.

Just remembered why I'm gay.

[nudemacusers]

Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right? 

She's a sexually promiscuous woman, and ungodly, so the chances are very high. I'd text her and ask the last time she had her vagina checked for disease.

[demi]

Oh my god please do this

[thisismyusername]

Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

He's new to relationships. The way I see it, he's going to come back to her in about 3 weeks with regrets because he misses her. From the way he talked, he was interested in her until things moved fast. That was on him completely for not being clear on what he wanted.

As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.

[Phoenix Dark]

She sucked your dick without a condom right?

Yes... 

[Rufus]

Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Not sure how savage you intended this to sound.

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Not that it isn't true, one way or another.

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[thisismyusername]

As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.

Atra:

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[Samson Manhug]

I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

[Phoenix Dark]

I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

Various STDs don't have symptoms, or noticeable ones. Gonorrhea is typically associated with a burning dick but it's possible to have it without that; you might notice a slight discharge here or there, but you might just dismiss that. Hence why getting checked is a good idea.

Likewise chicks can have all types of STDs and have zero symptoms. I'm not saying you should get checked every month but still. For instance I give blood at the Red Cross three times a year (once every four months). Before each visit I'll go to Planned Parenthood for a quick STD check and to make a donation there.

[Tasty]

Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

[Samson Manhug]

What’s the L, though? As a straight man I’m not at any great risk for HIV and again, no symptoms. So what’s the point of getting checked? Not trolling.

[nudemacusers]

As long as you go to a nice upscale bar in a city center or hip neighborhood and avoid urban oriented clubs or those catering to alt lifestyles you're not going to get anything.

[chronovore]

Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Not sure how savage you intended this to sound.

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Not that it isn't true, one way or another.

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If it was Infelicitous Dandy, I'd assume it was intended literally.

I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

Because the worst diseases have little-to-no symptoms until they're further along. I mean, HIV/AIDS springs to mind as the first and possibly only example... but I'd be surprised if it really was the only example. I'm ignorant about current STIs but there are other diseases, like Lyme Disease, where something manifests subtly, and then visible symptoms disappear entirely until the infection has transformed into something much more debilitating.

[Phoenix Dark]

I agree we don't have to worry about HIV/AIDs, but you could get HPV or herpes. The risk probably isn't super high for you as a straight guy but even still, you want to know that shit before ruining someone else's life.

[Atramental]

Great. Now I need to figure out where I should go to get tested... 

I guess any medical clinic will do?

[fistfulofmetal]

the way i see it, if everyone has an std, nobody has an std

[ToxicAdam]

I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

Because some people are germophobes and control freaks. Just ignore those people.

[brawndolicious]

I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

I don't know where I heard it but I should be prefacing that statement with the fact that I'm a germophobe and that casually modern hooking up has made me want to wash myself with listerine.

Why that got to be on top of the page. 

[Purrp Skirrp]

Can't you go through your primary care doc for an STD test?

[Joe Molotov]

Condoms can't protect you from God's wrath.

[CatsCatsCats]

You really should get checked periodically, Samson, because as a guy you might have all sorts of shit you're passing around that is asymptomatic

That said, if you don't have HPV you're probably boring

[Phoenix Dark]

Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.

[CatsCatsCats]

What if he scrubs too hard and causes a microabrasion? You're already dead

[Mupepe]

Pour Listerine on your dick.  I saw it in Cabin Fever and I think it worked for that dude.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.

Clorox too. Carry around some clorox wipes in your pocket. Sure it stings but it's better than having your dick fall off.

[CatsCatsCats]

Amateurs. Obviously what he needs to do is get a high intensity uv light chamber for his dick

[Huff]

Cut your dick off if you ever have sex again

[eleuin]

Atra make sure you maintain a half chub while the doctor cups your balls

[king of the internet]

I've never been tested but I assume I'm clean since nothing weird is ever going on down there. I did have one scare but after some online research I'm p sure she just gave me a fungus since it showed up immediately the next morning then went away forever (this was a few years ago now). I've done unprotected sex with girls I had just meant at a bar on several occasions so I better count my blessings and be more safe in the future if I ever have intercourse with another human being again. 👌

[Beezy]

I'm gonna get my abs back just from laughing at this thread everyday.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Not sure how savage you intended this to sound.

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Not that it isn't true, one way or another.

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If it was Infelicitous Dandy, I'd assume it was intended literally.

People don't have the proper eccentricity to act as wheels. 

[king of the internet]

Finally found the girl I'm into atm on tinder and used my first on purpose super like on her

Could just text her and ask her out but it's 2017, direct contact is for try hards and weirdos

[Madrun Badrun]

finding people into ass to mouth must be hard.  Good luck. 

[Raist]

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[tiesto]

Went out tonight to my favorite Indian restaurant with the teacher and we made out