Algorithmic policing is going to bring down crime, guys.
AUTO CRIME FIGHTER 5000
AUTHOR: PETER THIEL, PALMER LUCKY
(with help from ELON MUSK)
SCANNING DATABASE TO DETERMINE HUMAN CRIME LEVEL
*BLEEP BLOOP*

"Trustworthy and slick. Do not arrest."

*DERP DOOP*

"Animal lover. Do not arrest"

*BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP*


"GLOOMY PLOTTING AND DANGEROUS"
"FRAUD AND MASS MURDER LIKELY SEND ORDERS TO S P A C E F O R C E FOR IMMEDIATE ARREST"
*DERP BLEEP*

"Friendly neighbor, leave alone with wife and children"
