Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[counterhit]

Giving Crossing Eden a run for his money.

[Joe Molotov]

Honest question, is there a way to ignore posters on this forum?

Sure, I do it all the time.

[railGUN]

People wanna pout because I'm deflating their 21 boner salute to the the departed King Tuggo, that's fine. I get it. I'm an ice-bucket on warm, sticky childhood memories of gluing their tummies up to sekrit maggozines. Guilty as charged there. But there was more to the man than that, and pushing up his contributions to the civil rights movement so you can feel better about all that batter is questionable in its own right.

So nah. Hit the ignore button. I'm not gonna hold it against you. The tools are provided for a reason.

  you seriously gotta practice being such a smarmy douchebag. That shit just don't come natural.

[tiesto]

MGSV has one of the most open-ended, yet buttery smooth controls in a game and a level design that encourages it.

 I played through all the sideops/main missions in MGSV and in every single op I was experimenting with some type of tactic/weapon.

 Fluid gameplay that looks smooth and has no awkward animation cycles

The mission-to-mission gameplay was so amazing... extremely fluid, responsive controls. Level design that allowed for tons of experimentation in play style and optional objectives.

Unfortunately, there was so much shit around the rest of it... the large, open areas between the missions with nothing going on. The mobullshit style time-based weapons research and Mother Base building. And of course the story totally falling apart along with repeating missions in the second half. The game should have ended after the first fight with Sahalanthropus.

[thisismyusername]

The motherbase building wasn't that bad, until they added DLC shit that took up like a million of your resources and took a week to make.

[zepblackstar]

Hugh was all about civil rights and helping black entertainers get their chance as well

so fuck Bobby Roberts

[WanderingWind]

How can I make the death of a culturally-important man about myself and how gloriously woke I am? Hm. Let me open my narcissist's handbook here. Oh, look a whole section on how to use the phrase "guilty as charged" in response to my own self-asked question. It's right under the subsection labeled "I will never be remembered for shit, by anybody, and will die alone because I'm a pompous, trumped up little taint dripping."

Interesting.

[agrajag]

Not to go all Wrath on you guys, but link please! Some of us don't have all day to be sifting GAF for Bobby Roberts quotes

[seagrams hotsauce]

hey begging for links is my thing u scrub

[agrajag]

I only see Wrath do it all the time

 

[seagrams hotsauce]

WELL I ONLY SEE HIM LIKING MY DAMN POSTS ASKING 4 LINKS FALL BACK U NERD
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44500.msg2293431#msg2293431

[agrajag]

WELL I ONLY SEE HIM LIKING MY DAMN POSTS ASKING 4 LINKS FALL BACK U NERD
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44500.msg2293431#msg2293431

Odd, I seem to have combined you and him.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Cool w me. Wrath is the homie

[agrajag]

Brahs, aware me: is Billy Corgan a milkshake duck or was he always the enemy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1440212

I love the Pumpkins, but thankfully I can divorce the art from the artist in my mind.

[WanderingWind]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootheworldisavampireooooooooooooooooooo

[Joe Molotov]

Smashing Pumpkins? No thanks, I'm too busy smashing the patriarchy.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Billy corgan has been a lunatic since Mellon Collie, but I'm surprised you've missed out on his last decade worth of batshittery. The baseball sideline reporting gig was pretty funny, but nothing will ever top his insane, spiteful, drawn out battles with Dixie Carter over the fate TNA wrestling

[agrajag]

Billy corgan has been a lunatic since Mellon Collie, but I'm surprised you've missed out on his last decade worth of batshittery. The baseball sideline reporting gig was pretty funny, but nothing will ever top his insane, spiteful, drawn out battles with Dixie Carter over the fate TNA wrestling

Haven't been interested in his musical output in the last decade and don't keep up with him as a person. Had no idea he had a sports gig or pro wrestling escapades!

[seagrams hotsauce]

A friend of mine was a huge SP fan when we were in middle school so anytime I see anything Corgan related I'm instantly drawn to it to replenish my depleted stores of material to harass him with for his youthful indescretions

[Jenkem]

As Bobby comes up with more and more ways to talk about jizz and repeatedly calling Hugh a pimp and pornographer, which is problematic when men are in charge and women are the employees, he conveniently (or more likely has no idea because he always comes into threads without full information talking like he knows everything) omits that Hugh's daughter was in charge of the company and magazine from 1982-2009.

Why do you expect him to have any understanding of a topic about to be discussed? If he had any real insight he would write a best-selling book. He's just spittin' ideas with other people. That's kind of what message boards are for, kiddo.

[agrajag]

The more you know!

Korgan always struck me as a sensitive snowflake that wouldn't be into such macho things. Then again Pantera was one of his favorite bands.




Anyhow, Snowman Prophet of Doom is too reasonable for NeoGAF, he should post here.

[samfish]

Bobby Hobbits pissing in Huge Hefner's open grave hole really makes you realize he's no different than the Westboro Baptist Church jackoffs. Every opportunity to turn the spotlight on himself is worth taking because it brings more attention to his chur-- to his shitty Star Wars podcast or whatever the hell it is he's always trying to stealth promote.

[nachobro]

wow didn't realize samfish was such a milkshake duck, comparing one of the greatest black intellectuals of our time Bobby Roberts to known hatemonger nazis like the Westboro Baptist Church. Never was a fan, personally.

[TVC15]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

[agrajag]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

You don't mess with the Heff

[TVC15]

How long is he gone for? This thread is gonna be dead.

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250355585&postcount=957

- Colin Moriarty. Truly living up to his namesake by being a complete cunt.
- Popular YouTuber PewDiePie turns out to be a complete racist. Also has influence over millions of children. I'm sure they're going to turn out well.
- Another popular YouTuber called JonTron. White supremacist. Except he's also partially Persian. Ain't that some shit?
- Frank Miller. The Dark Knight of bigtory.
- Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Penelope Cruz, Wes Anderson, Darren Aronofsky, Martin Scorsese, Monica Bellucci, Alejandro Inarritu, David Lynch, Harrison Ford, and too many others, openly showing support for noted child rapist Roman Polanski. Because art matters!
- The biggest wrestling star of all time, Hulk Hogan, turns out to be a racist who even has tiers to his racism. Imagine that. Tiers. I mean, why couldn't his daughter "fuck one of those athlete niccas"?
- Bill Cosby. One of the biggest rapists of all time who made a career out of ruining women's lives. That's how long he was busy engaging in rapism.
- James Woods Twitter account being a rare insight into the mind of someone who is clearly out of his mind. Real life Hades up in here. Beware THE MOSLEMS by the way.
- Michael Caine. My Co-caine. Alfred. Batman's daddeh. Brexit was about good old fashioned English values. Definitely no racism involved with that. Imagine that. An old white guy in Hollywood says the craziest of things.
- Jimmy Savile. Absolute piece of shit pedophile. Was also assisted in covering it up by the BBC.
- Gal Gadot demonstrating herself to be trash before even donning the suit for Wonder Woman by supporting massacres of woman and children. Now busy being an "icon" for women. Because that matters more.
- Mel Gibson. Basically the male Gal Gadot. Wants his wife to be raped by a pack of distinguished black fellows. Not just a racist, but mentally unhinged. But we have a new male icon in Chris Pratt...
- Oh right. Chris Pratt showed his ass with his BlueLivesMatter nonsense. Because so what about all those black people. People get shot, know what I'm saying?
- Clint Eastwood. Man, Hollywood really brings out the worst in people. He's busy talking to invisible black muslim men in chairs. Why are they invisible? Probably because he killed them.
- Adam Baldwin. Good old fashioned traditional American values. By that I mean he's a bigot.
- Orson Scott Card. Compassion for those different to us was his message to us. In fiction, I mean. In real life, fuck those other people. They're garbage.
- Michael Richards. I also resort to racist remarks when I can't handle people heckling me. Hates black people by the way.
- Koichi Sugiyama, famed composter of the Dragon Quest series. Lives in an alternate reality where the Japanese army never did any wrong in any world war. Ever. Certainly not against those hundreds of thousands in Nanking who were raped and brutally murdered. That didn't happen in real life.
- Notch (I think that's a real name), creator of Minecraft named, a modern day Mario, except bigger than Mario could ever hope to be, turns out to be a deranged bigot. Biggest "heel turn" ever witnessed in gaming (except he was always trash). He's also rich, by the way. You know who plays Minecraft? A lot of kids. That's right. He could be a child predator for all we know.
- Chris Benoit. Murderer and lunatic.
- You like Wizard of Oz? You know who created The Wizard of Oz? The same guy who called for the genocide of an entire people. That's who. No, I ain't telling you his name. Because it was something stupid like Frank and he's dead anyway.
- Tim Allen. Buzz Lightyear. Supports Trump.
- Mother Teresa. Is actually part of popular culture in a way that is synonymous with goodwill, compassion, and tenderness. The example of a what it means to be good. Except she was garbage who was cruel, manipulative, and in it for herself really. Kind of like Hollywood in a lot of ways.

 

[TwEE-N-Toast]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250355585&postcount=957

- Colin Moriarty. Truly living up to his namesake by being a complete cunt.
- Popular YouTuber PewDiePie turns out to be a complete racist. Also has influence over millions of children. I'm sure they're going to turn out well.
- Another popular YouTuber called JonTron. White supremacist. Except he's also partially Persian. Ain't that some shit?
- Frank Miller. The Dark Knight of bigtory.
- Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Penelope Cruz, Wes Anderson, Darren Aronofsky, Martin Scorsese, Monica Bellucci, Alejandro Inarritu, David Lynch, Harrison Ford, and too many others, openly showing support for noted child rapist Roman Polanski. Because art matters!
- The biggest wrestling star of all time, Hulk Hogan, turns out to be a racist who even has tiers to his racism. Imagine that. Tiers. I mean, why couldn't his daughter "fuck one of those athlete niccas"?
- Bill Cosby. One of the biggest rapists of all time who made a career out of ruining women's lives. That's how long he was busy engaging in rapism.
- James Woods Twitter account being a rare insight into the mind of someone who is clearly out of his mind. Real life Hades up in here. Beware THE MOSLEMS by the way.
- Michael Caine. My Co-caine. Alfred. Batman's daddeh. Brexit was about good old fashioned English values. Definitely no racism involved with that. Imagine that. An old white guy in Hollywood says the craziest of things.
- Jimmy Savile. Absolute piece of shit pedophile. Was also assisted in covering it up by the BBC.
- Gal Gadot demonstrating herself to be trash before even donning the suit for Wonder Woman by supporting massacres of woman and children. Now busy being an "icon" for women. Because that matters more.
- Mel Gibson. Basically the male Gal Gadot. Wants his wife to be raped by a pack of distinguished black fellows. Not just a racist, but mentally unhinged. But we have a new male icon in Chris Pratt...
- Oh right. Chris Pratt showed his ass with his BlueLivesMatter nonsense. Because so what about all those black people. People get shot, know what I'm saying?
- Clint Eastwood. Man, Hollywood really brings out the worst in people. He's busy talking to invisible black muslim men in chairs. Why are they invisible? Probably because he killed them.
- Adam Baldwin. Good old fashioned traditional American values. By that I mean he's a bigot.
- Orson Scott Card. Compassion for those different to us was his message to us. In fiction, I mean. In real life, fuck those other people. They're garbage.
- Michael Richards. I also resort to racist remarks when I can't handle people heckling me. Hates black people by the way.
- Koichi Sugiyama, famed composter of the Dragon Quest series. Lives in an alternate reality where the Japanese army never did any wrong in any world war. Ever. Certainly not against those hundreds of thousands in Nanking who were raped and brutally murdered. That didn't happen in real life.
- Notch (I think that's a real name), creator of Minecraft named, a modern day Mario, except bigger than Mario could ever hope to be, turns out to be a deranged bigot. Biggest "heel turn" ever witnessed in gaming (except he was always trash). He's also rich, by the way. You know who plays Minecraft? A lot of kids. That's right. He could be a child predator for all we know.
- Chris Benoit. Murderer and lunatic.
- You like Wizard of Oz? You know who created The Wizard of Oz? The same guy who called for the genocide of an entire people. That's who. No, I ain't telling you his name. Because it was something stupid like Frank and he's dead anyway.
- Tim Allen. Buzz Lightyear. Supports Trump.
- Mother Teresa. Is actually part of popular culture in a way that is synonymous with goodwill, compassion, and tenderness. The example of a what it means to be good. Except she was garbage who was cruel, manipulative, and in it for herself really. Kind of like Hollywood in a lot of ways.

 

Strange, no mention of beloved Neogaf mascot Amir0x.

[parallax]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

someone should invite him here

[thisismyusername]

[Momo]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

someone should invite him here

[TVC15]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

someone should invite him here

[Rahxephon91]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

someone should invite him here

Done

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

someone should invite him here

You say that as if he isn't already here, kiddo.

[samfish]

[thisismyusername]

Bork, please.

[Jenkem]

you're telling me that RLM releases a review of Star Trek: Discovery and that same time Bobby is banned??
can just imagine him squirming in his high chair as this sudden realization dawns on him
 

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Just read through the Hefner thread and I'm now amazed that someone can come off so goddamn smug about using italics.

"You mean every time I emphasize a word in my speech so as to help better communicate the emphasis and cadence in which my words appear in your head? "

[team filler]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

The dream is over  :'(

[VomKriege]

BOBBY ROBERTS BANNED? What happened?

Didn't it happen already in the past ? Probably a short cooling off ban though it's reassuring mods also find him insufferable.

[VomKriege]

People wanna pout because I'm deflating their 21 boner salute to the the departed King Tuggo, that's fine. I get it. I'm an ice-bucket on warm, sticky childhood memories of gluing their tummies up to sekrit maggozines. Guilty as charged there.

Edit : Seen on VOAT

[Averon]

Bobby's smug, false sense of self-importance used to annoy me. Now it is just funny. I mean, who goes that far to try to sound important on the internet?

[Jenkem]

Bobby's smug, false sense of self-importance used to annoy me. Now it is just funny. I mean, who goes that far to try to sound important on the internet?

amir0x

and we all know how that turned out   

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Bobby's smug, false sense of self-importance used to annoy me. Now it is just funny. I mean, who goes that far to try to sound important on the internet?

amir0x

and we all know how that turned out   

Bobby did spend a lot of time in the Hefner thread talking about boys jerking off...

[clothedmacuser]

People wanna pout because I'm deflating their 21 boner salute to the the departed King Tuggo, that's fine. I get it. I'm an ice-bucket on warm, sticky childhood memories of gluing their tummies up to sekrit maggozines. Guilty as charged there.

So his pedo dogwhistles became even too much for GAF to handle?  I hope this trend continues.  Children can read GAF after all. 

[seagrams hotsauce]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/913405328045178880
d-d-demi-kun w-was far more gentle than bobby san insinuates! 

[team filler]

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/913405328045178880
d-d-demi-kun w-was far more gentle than bobby san insinuates! 

Omg THANK YOU.

[headwalk]

imagine being one of robert's mates and trying to get a simple reply to "you want picking up at 8?" from him in a text.

[zomgee]

Let's go hang out with Bobby Roberts tonight said literally no one ever

[Trent Dole]

Haha Booby is second wave trash, of course.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250329023&postcount=95

What about shit like burning the cat alive and beating and threatening to kill his girlfriend?

Its not the same thing as killing a human being holy shit. He's white trash. Not a member of aristocracy.

 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1440386

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1440386

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250389257&postcount=6

The reverse Gokuh 

[VomKriege]

The "I borrowed 40k$ to make a site for speculating on MTG cards but maybe not, what sould I do with the money" gaffer also had a thread on reddit :

https://www.reddit.com/r/mtgfinance/comments/6vjk00/upcoming_tool_to_speculate_on_cards_without/

The GAF thread reads likes a troll (I borrowed 40k to create a weird niche business, but gave up as soon as I had the money because I didn't really assess the cost of creating the operation, I don't have a lot of money but I own three houses...) but those older threads sow doubt. Kudos if it's an elaborate troll.

[Jenkem]

 

[nudemacusers]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/913405328045178880
d-d-demi-kun w-was far more gentle than bobby san insinuates! 

Omg THANK YOU.

I take umbrage with the notion that Hugh Hefner was responsible for my first tug.


That would be the lingerie section of the 1995 sears winter catalog, tyvm 🙌🏻

[WanderingWind]

How quick they turned from the "working in the sex industry is empowering" narrative, eh. Which is it, do women own their sexuality, or are they all prostitutes in need of shaming? Hookers with hearts of gold, or trash people we can tacitly strip humanity and agency from when we want?

[zomgee]

Voat... better.

no

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1440446

Somewhere, Bobby Roberts is screaming impotently into the void.