Author Topic: Dunkey (Read 183257 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #120 on:** June 04, 2018, 07:17:04 PM »

Unsurprisingly, that Donkey Kong show was made by the French.

benjipwns · « **Reply #121 on:** June 04, 2018, 09:10:36 PM »

dem songs tho

benjipwns · « **Reply #122 on:** June 04, 2018, 09:12:17 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #123 on:** June 04, 2018, 10:11:09 PM »

We only recognize one Donkey Kong Rap in this house, and it's not that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #124 on:** June 05, 2018, 01:12:59 PM »

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #125 on:** June 05, 2018, 01:50:42 PM »

I should still have the VHS tape of the Donkey Kong show, think they gave it away for free with one of the games. I'm used to the dutch voice actors though.

Tasty · « **Reply #126 on:** June 13, 2018, 03:33:47 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #127 on:** June 13, 2018, 04:03:08 PM »

Turns out the real winners of E3 were the gamers.

....who preordered a DunkeysCastle.com GOTY tee, 27 years in a row baybee!

benjipwns · « **Reply #128 on:** June 13, 2018, 06:23:35 PM »

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Peace Myst
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Dunkey should stick to retro games and retro games alone. He keeps implying that his taste is better than other people

Svejk · « **Reply #129 on:** June 13, 2018, 07:01:23 PM »

He makes a good point too, that Retro Studio's new game was totally MIA. They could've at least splash screened the title or something like they did with Prime 4 and Bayo 3.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #130 on:** June 18, 2018, 04:10:10 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #131 on:** June 18, 2018, 04:42:48 PM »

Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #132 on:** June 18, 2018, 05:10:50 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 18, 2018, 04:42:48 PM

Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #133 on:** June 18, 2018, 09:49:42 PM »

Oh man, I must've been getting water at that moment.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #134 on:** June 26, 2018, 06:05:19 PM »

toku · « **Reply #135 on:** June 26, 2018, 08:51:48 PM »

Great game

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #136 on:** June 27, 2018, 01:54:10 PM »

Enter the Gungeon fucking rules

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #137 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:14:50 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #138 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:50:03 PM »

"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #139 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:50:52 PM »

Needs more crotch chops.

Tasty · « **Reply #140 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:57:19 PM »

Dunky legitimately cracking up at the end was actually pretty endearing hahaha.

benjipwns · « **Reply #141 on:** July 03, 2018, 05:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2018, 04:50:03 PM

"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

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hi Ok bye
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I dont understand how green waluigi made it but waluigi didn't

Tasty · « **Reply #142 on:** July 09, 2018, 03:35:42 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #143 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:00:11 PM »

teying is the key word

benjipwns · « **Reply #144 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:05:52 PM »

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FBI
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stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia

team filler · « **Reply #145 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2018, 06:05:19 PM

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #146 on:** July 09, 2018, 06:07:35 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 05:05:52 PM

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FBI
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stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia

Some of us still remember when Dunkey cyberbullied Jontron into becoming a Nazi.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #147 on:** July 18, 2018, 03:50:12 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #148 on:** July 18, 2018, 04:47:19 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on July 18, 2018, 03:50:12 PM

Vidya game journalists are not even trying anymore.

A 93/100 for Bubsy 3D is the biggest shilling I've ever seen.
Polygon and IGN better step up their game.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #149 on:** July 18, 2018, 08:42:57 PM »

Dunkey needs to git gud

https://m.

bork · « **Reply #150 on:** July 19, 2018, 07:29:11 AM »

Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.

benjipwns · « **Reply #151 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:22:03 PM »

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Abbreviated Reviews
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I can't believe Dunkey would make a game like this, he should know I'm afraid of cats.

benjipwns · « **Reply #152 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:25:23 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 19, 2018, 07:29:11 AM

Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.

LET'S GO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 18, 2018, 08:42:57 PM

Dunkey needs to git gud

I DON'T NEED THAT, I MADE 99 LIVES LONG AGO

FROM PLAYING LEVEL ONE SO MUCH

bork · « **Reply #153 on:** July 19, 2018, 07:54:55 PM »

I read that Ulillillia had "improved" and was living on his own. Decided to see what was up to and found out he quit Youtube a few years ago, but people have archived his stuff and have posted videos from FB or whatever. Dude got over his fear of water and loves swimming now...but everything else seems to be the same, fear of mirrors and chairs and all. And then he moved back in with his parents. And except instead of videos on gaming, instead you get videos of him showing how he meticulously picked up trash from an alleyway or swam across a late with the same kind of narration as that Bubsy video. At least he tried to strike out on his own and get a job- still better than like 90% of RE.

Tasty · « **Reply #154 on:** July 23, 2018, 03:32:08 PM »

Freyj · « **Reply #155 on:** July 23, 2018, 07:33:39 PM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #156 on:** July 24, 2018, 12:56:53 AM »

I'm with the Dunkster, I got one foot in the grave and ain't got time for this sorta thing no more

Svejk · « **Reply #157 on:** July 24, 2018, 07:40:30 AM »

Making me feel bad for ever enjoying turn based RPGS.

benjipwns · « **Reply #158 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:17:32 AM »

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I just must be stupid because I straight up don't understand what was wrong with it.

Oh wow, Dunkey edited together the times a character said 'your excellency' over an hour long story chapter. That sure does show something, I guess. Hell if I know what it was.

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Dunkey's whole shtick has gotten old fast for me and my friends. At first it was novel but now I'm kind of over it. Especially after H3H3 podcast interview where he came off as a spectacularly uninteresting person.

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He’s not intelligent enough to make anything in review form worth watching.

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if you just cut and paste that one line into a video its going to sound ridiculous

Nabbis · « **Reply #159 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:22:31 AM »

That's cause they are crap stuck in the past and need some reinventing. It's quite telling that people still want "that one game" that was released two decades ago etc.

bork · « **Reply #160 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM »

Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.

Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

Svejk · « **Reply #161 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:32:05 AM »

Quote from: bork on July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM

Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again. Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

I think I've come to the conclusion that I only keep playing them because they're the only types of games I can play on my phone emulators. Touch screen for anything else is total ass and unplayable.

Tasty · « **Reply #162 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:46:42 AM »

I can't believe Reggie blew it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #163 on:** July 24, 2018, 10:00:13 AM »

Why did Reggie even make that game? smh

benjipwns · « **Reply #164 on:** July 24, 2018, 10:05:00 AM »

i think he did all the voice acting in his bedroom over the weekend

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #165 on:** July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM »

Quote from: bork on July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM

Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again. Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler. However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.

Rufus · « **Reply #166 on:** July 24, 2018, 10:45:03 AM »

Unfortunatley for my backlog, I have found that I might actually enjoy something even if I bounced off of it years prior. Gonna be dead before I go through my list.

Tasty · « **Reply #167 on:** July 24, 2018, 03:45:10 PM »

Two-Smash-game hegemony

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Last year's three-Nintendo-game domination.

#filler

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #168 on:** July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM »

I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #169 on:** July 24, 2018, 05:35:34 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM

I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

benjipwns · « **Reply #170 on:** July 24, 2018, 05:52:53 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM

I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

wow, i literally can't even

Tasty · « **Reply #171 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:15:17 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 24, 2018, 05:35:34 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Even Pokémon, notoriously stuck in its ways as it is, is moving away from random battles (and has been since Black and White.) Though I'd argue Pokémon's random battles aren't as bad because they're avoidable (either by avoiding tall grass, or by using Repels.)

naff · « **Reply #172 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:28:48 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 24, 2018, 05:35:34 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Also; Dragon Quest IX (and later instalments), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Xenoblade. I can't think of a single jrpg where i wouldn't prefer if i could see enemies on map. Fuck random encounters.

bork · « **Reply #173 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM

Quote from: bork on July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again. Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler.

Wouldn't have thought otherwise. It's insane how people are quick to turn on someone for not liking a video game even remotely on Youtube and the like.

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM

However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.

I agree with you 100% on this kind of opinion here. Can't say I am particularly thrilled for Death Stranding, either...because they haven't shown us what the hell the game itself actually is!

As I get older, the one type of game that I get more and more tired of seeing are the "AAA" overly-cinematic single-player action games. I just want to boot a game up and shoot some shit or jump around or whatever, not watch a 30 minute cut scene and then go through an hour long tutorial. $:-\$

naff · « **Reply #174 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:37:20 PM »

I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

agrajag · « **Reply #175 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:37:57 PM »

I guess Super Mario RPG was way ahead of its time with its visible enemies.

benjipwns · « **Reply #176 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:42:44 PM »

Chrono Trigger has them too and came out the year before, though a good number of them are fake avoidable

i'm sure other RPGs did this earlier though

naff · « **Reply #177 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:50:51 PM »

True, I forgot Chrono Trigger heh.

I guess Secret of Mana kinda counts to some extent despite being an arpg.

curly · « **Reply #178 on:** July 24, 2018, 07:07:19 PM »

I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.

Tasty · « **Reply #179 on:** July 24, 2018, 07:13:05 PM »

Quote from: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:37:20 PM

I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

Aeana from GAF would aggressively challenge this notion, but I think in general it bears somewhat true.

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Author Topic: Dunkey (Read 183257 times)