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Atramental · « **Reply #120 on:** March 08, 2018, 11:31:11 AM »

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I kinda liked that star trek episode that annihilation sorta ripped off

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BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #121 on:** March 08, 2018, 12:23:34 PM »

Lmao. Star Trek is literally the first thing Jay asks Mike about.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #122 on:** March 08, 2018, 12:44:34 PM »

Mike's on the money. When I saw Annihilation the dude behind me turned to his GF and said "that was the most boring movie I've ever seen"

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #123 on:** March 08, 2018, 12:58:05 PM »

I often don't understand thier actor complaints. Like Natalie Portman was good in Annihlation. She is usually good. So is Leo who they've also hated on.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #124 on:** March 08, 2018, 01:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2018, 07:07:56 PM

I hope all the Max Reeebos that gave them shit for not liking Ghostbusters have seen this movie.

No. But they will watch this video and proclaim RLM has now gone fully nazi for making fun of the historic social movement that is Disney's™ Black Panther™ (3D glasses must be bought separate).

I'm too lazy to search the shithole right now - has anyone actually dared to post this on REEEE OT?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #125 on:** March 08, 2018, 03:07:34 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on March 08, 2018, 01:08:25 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2018, 07:07:56 PM
I hope all the Max Reeebos that gave them shit for not liking Ghostbusters have seen this movie.

No. But they will watch this video and proclaim RLM has now gone fully nazi for making fun of the historic social movement that is Disney's™ Black Panther™ (3D glasses must be bought separate).

I'm too lazy to search the shithole right now - has anyone actually dared to post this on REEEE OT?

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Like Jay said comparing a R rated $40 million dollar sci fi film vs a PG 13 $200+ million dollar blockbuster seems off. It just reeks of poorly thought out whataboutism.

Freyj · « **Reply #126 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:50:17 AM »

It was nice to see a HITB where they gave a shit

VomKriege · « **Reply #127 on:** March 09, 2018, 02:39:49 AM »

Quote from: Stro on March 08, 2018, 08:45:18 PM

I definitely was like "oh no so many nerds are going to talk about DOG WHISTLING" during the opening of that video only for them to wrap it around and point out the hypocrisy of the same nerds who completely ignore movies being made with diversity and inclusion because they aren't part of a big franchise with explosions and jokes every 3 minutes.

Not even that, because as they pointed out Suicide Squad had a somewhat diverse cast too yet that wasn't really a major point of discussion. I'm all for more diversity but it is indeed hard not to agree the narrative seems to be amped up for only very select titles and not to suspect it's being fed by a marketing in service of the ever increasing control by fewer hands of the collective mindshare / cultural market which is certainly a form of impoverishment of a certain diversity.

Momo · « **Reply #128 on:** March 09, 2018, 01:11:16 PM »

will smith isnt diverse he's from a mansion in bel air

Momo · « **Reply #129 on:** March 13, 2018, 10:27:44 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #130 on:** March 13, 2018, 12:16:22 PM »

new botw hype

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #131 on:** March 13, 2018, 12:35:13 PM »

PUSH THE FUCKING WHOPPER BUTTON

Momo · « **Reply #132 on:** March 13, 2018, 12:39:03 PM »

WE GOT BAGELS

Tasty · « **Reply #133 on:** March 13, 2018, 04:27:48 PM »

Partners looks amazing.

Suburban Sasquatch still has the crown tho

Momo · « **Reply #134 on:** March 13, 2018, 04:32:09 PM »

quick, get the suburban sasquatch sound clip

Optimus · « **Reply #135 on:** March 13, 2018, 04:41:48 PM »

I thought the episode was gonna be bad at first because the videos they were watching were kind of depressing but it got so good man. I think they eventually realized that the episode isn't going to turn out good so they decided to cut the first part to just half an hour of good content and watched that disaster of a movie. RLM never disappoints.

Momo · « **Reply #136 on:** March 13, 2018, 04:43:20 PM »

I actually liked that old dude talking about whopper buttons and bagels, i was laughing the entire time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #137 on:** March 13, 2018, 09:32:12 PM »

I’ll never forget.....uuuuuuuuu

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #138 on:** March 14, 2018, 01:31:55 AM »

Best RLM thing in awhile.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #139 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:13:40 AM »

We need Don Beveridge emotes.

Momo · « **Reply #140 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:55:46 AM »

bork pls

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #141 on:** March 14, 2018, 12:55:18 PM »

I made this at least

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #142 on:** March 14, 2018, 01:21:09 PM »

It's not quite Scarface, is it?

Optimus · « **Reply #143 on:** March 15, 2018, 09:38:20 PM »

I am not proud of this, not proud of this at all. I rewatched Justice league just to listen at the RLM audio commentary at the same time. God, what a terrible movie.

Freyj · « **Reply #144 on:** March 16, 2018, 12:00:15 AM »

BOTW is so much more entertaining.

Shame we’re getting one every two months now.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #145 on:** March 16, 2018, 12:52:37 PM »

That Don Beveridge part reminded me of the Impractical Jokers. Where the loser is forced to speak in front of a group of people and fake their way through it.

Optimus · « **Reply #146 on:** March 16, 2018, 07:58:27 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 16, 2018, 12:37:35 PM

Quote from: Optimus on March 15, 2018, 09:38:20 PM
I am not proud of this, not proud of this at all. I rewatched Justice league just to listen at the RLM audio commentary at the same time. God, what a terrible movie.

JL was ok. Enjoyable enough fluff, which is all I ask for out of comic book movies, and considering the absolute dogshit that came before, it was a pleasant surprise.

I can tolerate disasters like BvS as long as they have something interesting in them, I can tolerate schlock but what I can't tolerate is generic, bland crap that make no impact on me whatsover. Justice League wasn't just bad but it has been Disney-fied which is the worst offense I can imagine in movies nowadays. It's forgettable and mindnumbingly boring, I should have just listened the RLM commentantary without watching movie, I think that piece of crap ruined my experience.

Oh btw, for anyone that wants to listen to it here it is: https://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/justice-league-commentary-track Don't be me, don't watch the movie at the same time.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #147 on:** March 16, 2018, 08:01:34 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 16, 2018, 12:52:37 PM

That Don Beveridge part reminded me of the Impractical Jokers. Where the loser is forced to speak in front of a group of people and fake their way through it.

The Don Beveridge segment was legit hilarious. It's better than 90% of the stuff they watch on the Wheel of the Worst.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #148 on:** March 16, 2018, 08:09:39 PM »

botw sucks, the contents and people in these movies just make me feel depressed.

killamajig · « **Reply #149 on:** March 17, 2018, 06:49:26 PM »

Quote from: Optimus on March 15, 2018, 09:38:20 PM

I am not proud of this, not proud of this at all. I rewatched Justice league just to listen at the RLM audio commentary at the same time. God, what a terrible movie.

This is the only way I'm watching Justice League. That way I can get one of my co-workers off my back about watching it. He's one of those dumb dumbs that thinks every superhero movie is the best thing ever and doesn't understand why I don't like them. He told told me I must not be into action movies. I said I liked Fury Road. He said well that figures you just like boring action movies.

Momo · « **Reply #150 on:** March 18, 2018, 01:34:04 AM »

Quote from: Stro on March 16, 2018, 08:30:27 PM

I definitely prefer when they get random shit like Don Beveridge as opposed to actual movies

surviving edged weapons

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #151 on:** March 18, 2018, 10:25:39 AM »

killamajig · « **Reply #152 on:** March 18, 2018, 10:28:07 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 18, 2018, 01:34:04 AM

Quote from: Stro on March 16, 2018, 08:30:27 PM
I definitely prefer when they get random shit like Don Beveridge as opposed to actual movies
surviving edged weapons

I was watching surviving edged weapons I had this feeling of deja vu. It turns out I watched that as a training video when I was a correctional officer in Arizona back in the 90s. Unfortunately they edited out all the funnier bits where people were talking to each other with their shity Wisconsin accents when I watched it the first time. I definitely would have picked up on that because I'm from Wisconsin. So I don't think there's going to be any video that surpasses that for me.

And they're totally on point with the whole "oh my God everything can kill me." You want to know why law enforcement is like a nervous Barney Fife? Watch this video!
One training day was devoted to watching security videos of inmates and officers getting killed in various ways. Not reenactors but the actual thing. Nothing like seeing a officer in a pool blood and the sergeant telling you if you ever let your guard down this is what happens.

I'm just happy I can watch this video now and laugh my ass off.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #153 on:** March 19, 2018, 11:40:03 PM »

Demon House looks spare af but I did enjoy Mike having to defend his belief in skosts.

Momo · « **Reply #154 on:** March 20, 2018, 12:05:47 AM »

'rational skeptic', 'ghosts'

Optimus · « **Reply #155 on:** March 20, 2018, 12:45:07 AM »

Mike knows he's embarrassing himself every time he's talking about ghosts so he's trying to rationalize it. He fails at it every time in very subtle but funny ways.

EVOL · « **Reply #156 on:** March 20, 2018, 07:21:19 AM »

I thought Mike justifying his belief in ghosts would be a bit and it turned out to be completely genuine

paprikastaude · « **Reply #157 on:** March 20, 2018, 01:49:41 PM »

Not only ghosts, but TV ghost shows. I don't know how to react to this

Tasty · « **Reply #158 on:** March 20, 2018, 01:59:20 PM »

Lol Mike's ghost obsession has been known for years, haha.

Optimus · « **Reply #159 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:58:53 PM »

Yeah how did you people not know this about Mike? The funny thing is that he makes a real effort to appear rational every time knowing that people will mock him anyway.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #160 on:** March 21, 2018, 10:28:48 AM »

Mike's reactions of visible embarrassment to Jay's teasing is legit adorable

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #161 on:** March 24, 2018, 09:41:49 AM »

Freddy Got Fingered re:View

Freyj · « **Reply #162 on:** March 24, 2018, 01:16:45 PM »

That was great. More of that before the summer blockbusters siphon their souls again.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #163 on:** March 24, 2018, 01:45:49 PM »

This is the movie I was comfortable to say was the worst film I've ever seen, but Mike almost convinces me to believe that there was some kind of smartness to it.

benjipwns · « **Reply #164 on:** March 24, 2018, 01:57:15 PM »

Quote from: Roger Ebert

The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism.

Quote from: Roger Ebert

Seeing Tom Green reminded me, as how could it not, of his movie Freddy Got Fingered, which was so poorly received by the film critics that it received only one lonely, apologetic positive review on the Tomatometer. I gave it—let's see—zero stars. Bad movie, especially the scene where Green was whirling the newborn infant around his head by its umbilical cord. But the thing is, I remember Freddy Got Fingered more than a year later. I refer to it sometimes. It is a milestone. And for all its sins, it was at least an ambitious movie, a go-for-broke attempt to accomplish something. It failed, but it has not left me convinced that Tom Green doesn't have good work in him. Anyone with his nerve and total lack of taste is sooner or later going to make a movie worth seeing.

Atramental · « **Reply #165 on:** March 24, 2018, 04:47:16 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #166 on:** March 24, 2018, 04:53:30 PM »

I'm gonna have to get high and watch this movie.

Momo · « **Reply #167 on:** March 25, 2018, 12:44:42 AM »

I remember watching that movie, like I vividly remember the animal masturbation and a bunch of shit

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #168 on:** March 25, 2018, 03:41:02 AM »

Daddy would like some sausage.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #169 on:** March 25, 2018, 10:50:40 AM »

Tom Green's so desperate for media attention these days that they could and should get him in for a "A Conversation With..." type video.

Optimus · « **Reply #170 on:** March 26, 2018, 05:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 24, 2018, 04:47:16 PM

This man decided to go on vacation in LA to watch the Tommy Jarvis trilogy. He has a problem.

I mean I would understand it if he went to a decent city and decided as a "bonus" to watch the trilogy but fucking LA? He needs our help.

Momo · « **Reply #171 on:** April 02, 2018, 12:36:10 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #172 on:** April 02, 2018, 01:25:48 PM »

that out of nowhere danny phantom reference

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #173 on:** April 02, 2018, 01:38:56 PM »

That MPAA riff had me in tears.

mormapope · « **Reply #174 on:** April 02, 2018, 07:39:08 PM »

There should be more Mike and Rich HITB's.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #175 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 02, 2018, 07:39:39 PM

There should be no Rich anything because he's fucking terrible at everything

Atramental · « **Reply #176 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:49:27 PM »

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #177 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:21:46 PM »

Optimus · « **Reply #178 on:** April 04, 2018, 04:09:08 AM »

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2018, 12:24:45 PM

Rich is the fucking worst and adds absolutely nothing to RLM

I am staunchly against censorship and I don't do this often but can we ban this filth? Ban him then find where he lives and slap him right in the face.

benjipwns · « **Reply #179 on:** April 06, 2018, 04:46:55 AM »

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