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Boredfrom · « **Reply #1680 on:** February 23, 2021, 06:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on February 19, 2021, 11:51:53 AM

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Half in the Bag: Five Nights at Freddy's ripoff movies

(Apparently inspired by Willy's Wonderland starring Nic Cage and also the Showbizz Pizza Bear.)

"These are the kinds of places our minds go when there are no big movies coming out."
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I hope Rich is there, even if he is not a fan of the franchise.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #1681 on:** February 24, 2021, 10:22:05 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1682 on:** February 24, 2021, 10:30:58 AM »

Cameo appearance by the star of the Ellen Show.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1683 on:** February 28, 2021, 12:43:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/Bek0ha/status/1365404938285834248

Boredfrom · « **Reply #1684 on:** February 28, 2021, 01:01:59 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 28, 2021, 12:43:02 AM

https://twitter.com/Bek0ha/status/1365404938285834248

He looks like Fate’s Julius Caesar.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #1685 on:** February 28, 2021, 01:58:11 AM »

fat Julius Ceasar?

Boredfrom · « **Reply #1686 on:** February 28, 2021, 03:14:06 AM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on February 28, 2021, 01:58:11 AM

fat Julius Ceasar?

Yep.

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At least Fate’s Nobunaga got a adult red head new form.

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #1687 on:** March 11, 2021, 08:06:32 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1688 on:** March 11, 2021, 09:29:10 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on March 11, 2021, 08:06:32 AM

The second clip

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #1689 on:** March 15, 2021, 09:39:26 AM »

Uncle · « **Reply #1690 on:** March 15, 2021, 08:43:23 PM »

THEY'RE DOING IT YES

Uncle · « **Reply #1691 on:** March 19, 2021, 08:12:51 AM »

they probably won't, but I wish they would do this movie

https://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/cosmic-sin-review-frank-grillo-and-bruce-willis-commit-cosmic-sin-in-scifi-dumpster-fire.php

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Cosmic Sin cost me $5.99 to watch on Amazon Prime. That was approximately $129 too much, and I will be issuing an invoice to Amazon that I expect to be credited to my account.

Ghoul · « **Reply #1692 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:02:47 AM »

YES

One hour

NekoFever · « **Reply #1693 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:05:45 AM »

They had me at "Half in the Worst"

Tasty · « **Reply #1694 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:58:17 AM »

Rich watched Doom Patrol

Tasty · « **Reply #1695 on:** March 22, 2021, 10:29:39 AM »

Putting prices on the Whedon jokes

Tasty · « **Reply #1696 on:** March 22, 2021, 11:19:48 AM »

Rich the supposed "comic book nerd" getting shit wrong like what the Anti-Life Equation is and DC having an "Ultimate" imprint extremely triggered me

MMaRsu · « **Reply #1697 on:** March 22, 2021, 11:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on March 22, 2021, 11:19:48 AM

Rich the supposed "comic book nerd" getting shit wrong like what the Anti-Life Equation is and DC having an "Ultimate" imprint extremely triggered me

Tasty · « **Reply #1698 on:** March 22, 2021, 11:31:55 AM »

That Paul Feig tweet

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1699 on:** March 22, 2021, 12:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on March 22, 2021, 11:19:48 AM

Rich the supposed "comic book nerd" getting shit wrong like what the Anti-Life Equation is and DC having an "Ultimate" imprint extremely triggered me

lol, like anyone reads that capeshit

Ghoul · « **Reply #1700 on:** March 22, 2021, 12:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on March 22, 2021, 11:31:55 AM

That Paul Feig tweet

I know, I don't think they would be able to take that. Hopefully it never see's the light of day.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1701 on:** March 22, 2021, 03:32:37 PM »

Watching 8K of information on your phone on the bus!

Surprised Jay and Mike liked it as much as they did actually. It definitely made me go look at the theatrical cut again for the first time in four years and I too was shocked at how much Whedon reshot. Like exposition scenes that didn't need to be reshot that were clearer and shorter turned into longer and more confusing scenes of people standing around. All the ADRing with bad jokes too. Those were one reason I was looking forward to this review even if I expected them to not like as much as they wound up liking it.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #1702 on:** March 22, 2021, 03:51:43 PM »

I actually do kind of suspect there probably is a like 5-6 hour cut of Star Wars TROS thats kind of good

Tasty · « **Reply #1703 on:** March 22, 2021, 03:53:03 PM »

Editing is as much an art as cinematography, acting, and screenwriting.

Tasty · « **Reply #1704 on:** March 22, 2021, 03:53:33 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on March 22, 2021, 03:51:43 PM

I actually do kind of suspect there probably is a like 5-6 hour cut of Star Wars TROS thats kind of good

Someone on the RLM review said it'd make more sense as a 6-hour D+ show and that's probably right.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1705 on:** March 22, 2021, 04:00:14 PM »

Abrams said his workprint actually was much longer than normal for the Star Wars films, like for Star Trek they were closer to the end runtimes. TROS did sound like it had a five or six hour workprint.

I'm unsure if it would be as coherent necessarily. Snyder has a history of working from five/six hour workprints but I don't know if Abrams does.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1706 on:** March 22, 2021, 04:01:31 PM »

Imagine all the "Your Mama" jokes they could have fit in there!

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #1707 on:** March 22, 2021, 04:11:33 PM »

Rich did pretty good on his DC monkeys, the only ones I can think of that he missed are Pryemaul, Monsieur Mallah and technically Giganta

Uncle · « **Reply #1708 on:** March 22, 2021, 04:48:09 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_primates_in_comics

Tasty · « **Reply #1709 on:** March 22, 2021, 05:51:43 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on March 22, 2021, 04:11:33 PM

Rich did pretty good on his DC monkeys, the only ones I can think of that he missed are Pryemaul, Monsieur Mallah and technically Giganta

I will give him props there, he named more than I would have been able to.

Detective Chimp is just the best though, especially when you realize how many actual real Crisis and Crisis-level events have involved the character in a story-critical way.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #1710 on:** March 22, 2021, 06:07:16 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on March 22, 2021, 03:51:43 PM

I actually do kind of suspect there probably is a like 5-6 hour cut of Star Wars TROS thats kind of good

TROS' problems are very fundamental, more runtime is just going to add more theme park ride bullshit to it, not fix any real issue.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #1711 on:** March 22, 2021, 06:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Ghoul on March 22, 2021, 09:02:47 AM

YES

One hour

That was fantastic. I loved the arrow bit, it perfectly captured how I felt about that scene.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #1712 on:** March 22, 2021, 08:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on March 22, 2021, 11:31:55 AM

That Paul Feig tweet

Tasty · « **Reply #1713 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:02:06 PM »

I HOPE MY WONTONS ARE HERE I LIKE WONTONS MY FEET HURT LAST TIME THERE WAS ONLY ONE WONTON

benjipwns · « **Reply #1714 on:** March 22, 2021, 09:42:23 PM »

I do disagree on ending with that team hero shot. The right ending is a different hero shot, right before The Knightmare, with ironically the same last shot as the theatrical cut, of Clark opening his shirt to reveal the traditional Superman suit being back.

The rest of the epilogue is fine, Barry getting the crime lab job, Cyborg finally feeling comfortable in his own "skin", Bruce and Diana setting up the team headquarters, MARTHA?!? getting the house back via Bruce, etc.

I'd go with Lex and Deathstroke as the mid-credits scene, with The Knightmare as a cut scene for the extras that ultimately has no place in a three hour type cut of the film. It's there as a teaser for a film we never got and will never get, where Darkseid wins for the first part.

Tasty · « **Reply #1715 on:** March 23, 2021, 03:01:34 PM »

Fave points of this review:

- Jay spontaneously bursting out in laughter when Rich says "...even though there's been thousands of years without a Superman"

- Rich barely suppressing his chuckling when Mike intros Lois Lane's Whedon scene

- Mike: "She's hanging out at the Daily Bugle, or whatever-" *Rich and Jay cracking up in the background*

Tasty · « **Reply #1716 on:** March 23, 2021, 03:25:16 PM »

The list of "Whedon" jokes that flies by in 1 second is from the Wacky Jokes Kids book

Uncle · « **Reply #1717 on:** March 23, 2021, 03:27:49 PM »

biggest disappointment of the video:

Rich: it's streaming, you could watch this on the toilet

no one takes the bait for a streaming joke

Tasty · « **Reply #1718 on:** March 23, 2021, 04:42:55 PM »

So weird watching this.

Mike still loves evil Superman, assumes it's mostly because Whedon fixed the color correction.

Jay likes the jokes a lot more here.

The bigger things they shit on (motherboxes, Steppenwolf, etc.) stayed the same between the two versions.

Hindsight always seems to be 20/20, eh.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1719 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:55:11 PM »

The problem was never the length, Snyder was expected to turn in a long workprint and he'd cut it down to two hours. That's standard movie making, especially by Snyder. Except that his daughter died and he stepped away from it. Now they had an opportunity, they didn't like Snyder's version and probably still don't except for a few executives. They wanted The Avengers with their characters and that's why they went and got the guy who made it. They had to get it out for a deadline in their contracts or else they'd lose executive bonuses. That Whedon got the money he did to even do all those reshoots was because they figured he would spin it into gold and they'd make a billion off of it. This was a company that was pinny pinching in the worst possible way so that it was eventually spending tens of millions on CGIing off a mustache instead of paying a flat fee of a few million to have Cavill shave it off and regrow it.

Coax · « **Reply #1720 on:** March 24, 2021, 08:09:10 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:55:11 PM

This was a company that was pinny pinching in the worst possible way so that it was eventually spending tens of millions on CGIing off a mustache instead of paying a flat fee of a few million to have Cavill shave it off and regrow it.

I'm not so sure. From what I've read Cavill was doing reshoots for JL while in the middle of shooting Mission Impossible and according to his contract they weren't allowed to physically remove the moustache.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #1721 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:20:53 PM »

This is so cool

Tasty · « **Reply #1722 on:** April 02, 2021, 01:19:13 PM »

Robowoman... jesus Christ.

Also that brief Spongebob clip

Tasty · « **Reply #1723 on:** April 02, 2021, 01:21:29 PM »

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Half in the Bag #189: Godzilla vs. Kong

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My hunch that they'll continue to cover the big HBO Max releases this year continues. Kilar's strategy seems to be paying off more and more.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #1724 on:** April 02, 2021, 02:00:40 PM »

What 'strategy' ? The one where all the movie theaters are closed worldwide and they have no other choice to release them on a streaming service? $:-\$

Big

strategy

Tasty · « **Reply #1725 on:** April 02, 2021, 02:25:05 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on April 02, 2021, 02:00:40 PM

What 'strategy' ? The one where all the movie theaters are closed worldwide and they have no other choice to release them on a streaming service? $:-\$

Big strategy

Full dual-release (not just theaters or SVOD, both) and committing to it all over a year ahead of time. No more individual piecemeal delays like Disney and others pussyfooting around and then deciding on the Max strategy anyways.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #1726 on:** April 03, 2021, 11:00:12 AM »

🎵I've got the Oscar fever🎵
🎵hope you got it too🎵
🎵pour me some bubbly now its🎵
🎵all you gotta do🎵

paprikastaude · « **Reply #1727 on:** April 04, 2021, 10:33:09 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1728 on:** April 04, 2021, 11:11:08 AM »

I was laughing so much on this one.

Mike must have had a few or something.

NekoFever · « **Reply #1729 on:** April 07, 2021, 07:05:19 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on April 02, 2021, 01:19:13 PM

Robowoman... jesus Christ.

Also that brief Spongebob clip

Good lord, I thought Robowoman was from the 90s until I saw the Microsoft Surface in one of the shots

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1730 on:** April 07, 2021, 10:09:04 AM »

It was probably shot on a camera from the 90’s. One of the ones that saved pictures to a 3.5” floppy disk.

zomgee · « **Reply #1731 on:** April 07, 2021, 05:55:54 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on April 03, 2021, 11:00:12 AM

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🎵I've got the Oscar fever🎵
🎵hope you got it too🎵
🎵pour me some bubbly now its🎵
🎵all you gotta do🎵

All the weight transferred from Jay to Mike.

Tasty · « **Reply #1732 on:** April 08, 2021, 08:28:16 PM »

I just realized... have RLM featured *anyone* BIPOC as a guest?

Both the Canadians, Freddie Williams, Tim Heideker, Max Landis, Patton Oswalt, Simon Barrett, Macaulay Culkin, Len Kabasinski... all whiteys

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #1733 on:** April 09, 2021, 07:34:06 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on April 08, 2021, 08:28:16 PM

I just realized... have RLM featured *anyone* BIPOC as a guest?

Both the Canadians, Freddie Williams, Tim Heideker, Max Landis, Patton Oswalt, Simon Barrett, Macaulay Culkin, Len Kabasinski... all whiteys

I don't think they actually seek out guests...?
AFAIK, the canadians and freddie williams are just people they've worked with and have a 'swing by if you're in town' deal, the others made an effort to get in touch and arrange something?

Tasty · « **Reply #1734 on:** April 09, 2021, 09:48:04 AM »

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I don't think they actually seek out guests...?

I didn't say they did. Still pretty weird now that RLM has been around for 10+ years.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1735 on:** April 09, 2021, 10:38:50 AM »

I'm sure they have A Black Friend.

Nintex · « **Reply #1736 on:** April 09, 2021, 11:20:14 AM »

Jay: "People on the internet say we are racist guys"

Mike: *grabs a bottle*

Rich: "But I have a black friend"

Jay: "Who is your black friend Rich?"

Rich: "Bill Cosby"

Mike: *spits out drink*

Jay and Mike: *die of laughter*

team filler · « **Reply #1737 on:** April 09, 2021, 12:51:29 PM »

it's rlm, not blm

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1738 on:** April 09, 2021, 01:03:39 PM »

#MakeRemLezarBlack

Tasty · « **Reply #1739 on:** April 10, 2021, 11:16:13 AM »

Amazing how much they fit into 2 mins.

Embarrassed that I've seen the majority of these full videos multiple times.

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