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[Bore Expert]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

[HaughtyFrank]

How many black people did it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1 because it's just a lightbulb, but note the past pretense 'did'. We took lightbulbs away from black people to stop them from culturally appropriating from white people and all the hard work being done by people like Thomas Edison.

It's impossible to culturally appropriate from white people, because that would be punching up, rather than punching down.

Amirite, Cream? 

Well the power imbalance makes it not appropriation when specifically referring to  Black and white Americans.  I can’t really think of anything white people have done or made that black people have taking the credit for and Profited from while whites don’t.

Saying inventions like “lightbulb” “computer” just reveals someone doesn’t understand what cultural appropriation means.

Isn't braided hair a prime example for this? It's been part of various cultures for ages but now some people think it's "problematic" when a white girl does it.  No one owns that hairstyle

[HardcoreRetro]

I remember how Alloy from Horizon appropriated native american culture by starting up her own casino.

[Drainage]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

Yikes

[Cream]

I can’t really think of anything white people have done or made that black people have taking the credit for and Profited from while whites don’t.

What about rap music?

And Black Panther.

There is a long history of rich white people owning those labels for most black musicians, and they make a lot of money off them. Also, lol, um, black people invented rap dude.

And obviously it goes without saying that plenty of white people get credit for Black Panther and profit off of it.

Also if you read my last post I said specifically white americans and black americans. I don't really know too much about the Egyptian thing. But if black people are stealing from another culture by profiting off of it while subjugating people of that culture and keeping them from having the profit and credit for the culture, then that would pretty much being cultural appropriation and should stop.

Feels like you guys are ignoring the actual meaning and usage of the term cultural appropriation and just bringing up "things black people do that other cultures created."

[HaughtyFrank]

How many black people did it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1 because it's just a lightbulb, but note the past pretense 'did'. We took lightbulbs away from black people to stop them from culturally appropriating from white people and all the hard work being done by people like Thomas Edison.

It's impossible to culturally appropriate from white people, because that would be punching up, rather than punching down.

Amirite, Cream? 

Well the power imbalance makes it not appropriation when specifically referring to  Black and white Americans.  I can’t really think of anything white people have done or made that black people have taking the credit for and Profited from while whites don’t.

Saying inventions like “lightbulb” “computer” just reveals someone doesn’t understand what cultural appropriation means.

Sure, I'll bite.  Levantine, Assyrian, and Mediterranean caucasoid people are the closest genetic progeny of Ancient Egyptian civilization.  Black people constantly try to appropriate their history.  Check out how many black people think Cleopatra was a black woman and not a Greek one.

Same goes for Moorish Berber influence in Europe that is constantly construed as "black" influence.      Although, I don't understand why anyone would want to take credit and pride in the Moorish invasion and centuries long raping and pillaging of Southern Europe, but I guess imperialism is okay when the right people do it to the wrong ones.

Recently there was also an outrage after a bust of Nefertiti was revealed and people claimed she was whitewashed while ignoring that this bust was based on scientific evidence.

http://www.newsweek.com/ancient-egypt-queen-nefertiti-ancient-bust-fair-skin-800519

Ironically it kind of mirrored how some brits got mad over the idea that ancient brits had dark skin.

[etiolate]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

Can you complete a quest to unlock number 4?

[Bore Expert]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

Yikes

Wow

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/any-guys-here-sit-down-to-pee.30053/

I just did a straight piss to the toilet. Sun was blazing. Perfect harmony. Somehow all I saw was piss flying all over from the toilet to my wall. The sun made me realize that I should start sitting down to pee.
From now on I am squatting.

What’s the over/under on sitters?

[marrec]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

Can you complete a quest to unlock number 4?

 

No.

[Cream]

I remember how Alloy from Horizon appropriated native american culture by starting up her own casino.

This is just racist.

[Momo]

cultural appropriation is the lamest shit and distinguished mentally-challenged as fuck.
 


Stupid threads that will trigger nudemac though - https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=175525321&s=98d51779844f484b1863bdb1e1a2648e
 

[BisMarckie]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

Can you complete a quest to unlock number 4?

 

No.

Ted Danson did it

[marrec]

I remember how Alloy from Horizon appropriated native american culture by starting up her own casino.

This is just racist.

I mean, that's like the persona of 23% of the posters ITT

[etiolate]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

[Cream]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

[nachobro]

I'm sorry Cream didn't like my joke. How about this one?

Why was Tiger Woods named Tiger?
Cause his mother's from Thailand and his father, well...

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apologies to Artie Lange for stealing his joke

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[Momo]

Stupid threads that will trigger nudemac though - https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=175525321&s=98d51779844f484b1863bdb1e1a2648e
 

lol why are people who post on that forum the wackest people? This is the greatest thread to have ever occurred, hands down:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

There was a thread a few years ago where a guy was keeping misc up to date while he answered a craigslist ad from a freaky couple, was super hilarious. And there was that hilarious mspaint thread.  Also that forum is fun cause everyone is 'special'. I stopped reading it till now when ER murdered those women though  

[BisMarckie]

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Ted Danson?

[HardcoreRetro]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

Your posts are the reward.

Also my Horizon post was a joke about the native american girl that cried cultural appropriation since the things she pointed out are also found in Saxonic and Nordic culture.

[EightBitNate]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

[Cream]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

[EightBitNate]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Sorry I just see you guys tag team me in threads a lot

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/terry-gilliam-says-metoo-movement-has-transformed-into-%E2%80%98mob-rule%E2%80%99.30048/

been some time since the last Margarita Goose

[Cream]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Sorry I just see you guys tag team me in threads a lot

me having the same opinion as LionPride doesn't = "tag-teaming"

I think LionPride is hotheaded and immature and needs to put a lot more thought into his posts. I've barely spoken to him.

[Momo]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Sorry I just see you guys tag team me in threads a lot

You should call in deadpool to make it a fair fight

[marrec]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Sorry I just see you guys tag team me in threads a lot

That's hot

[tuna_love]

we can tag team you here too bb 

[etiolate]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. SJWS!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Bobby Roberts (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

[tuna_love]

@cream, what is your favourite beak in gaming?

[samir]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

[Cream]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. Social Studies Warriors!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Ted Danson (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

was it necessary for you to mock black people to make this joke?

[Cream]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.

[etiolate]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. Social Studies Warriors!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Ted Danson (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

was it necessary for you to mock black people to make this joke?

Black people weren't mocked.  Dolezal, reset posters, and b o bby r o berts were mocked.

[Cream]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. Social Studies Warriors!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Ted Danson (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

was it necessary for you to mock black people to make this joke?

Black people weren't mocked.  Dolezal, reset posters, and b o bby r o berts were mocked.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

[samir]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.

So during the hours of the day you feel like a woman you prefer to take a fat hog in your ass, and when your persona changes you prefer to pound that pussy.

[etiolate]

That would be bourbon and melatonin.

[EightBitNate]

So we just gonna let marrec post here??

[marrec]

So we just gonna let marrec post here??

You gunna stop me chumpzilla

[etiolate]

I forget who marrec is honestly. I sort of remember the name but none of the posts.

[Assimilate]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

I thought you said you were blocking etoilet?


 

[Atramental]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.

So during the hours of the day you feel like a woman you prefer to take a fat hog in your ass, and when your persona changes you prefer to pound that pussy.

>implying cream is a straight woman and a straight man

Check yer privilege shitlord. For all you know Cream might like to scissor with other gals when he's a woman and get plowed up the bum by men when she's a man.

[Cream]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.

So during the hours of the day you feel like a woman you prefer to take a fat hog in your ass, and when your persona changes you prefer to pound that pussy.

No, my fluctuating gender identity doesn't determine my sexuality that much. At least I don't think it does. It's separate. As a woman, there are times I like to give and take, take more often. As a man, there are times I like to give and take, also...take more often. It's about 60% take, 40% give.

maybe 70/30.

[Cream]

Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.

So during the hours of the day you feel like a woman you prefer to take a fat hog in your ass, and when your persona changes you prefer to pound that pussy.

>implying cream is a straight woman and a straight man

Check yer privilege shitlord. For all you know Cream might like to scissor with other gals when he's a woman and get plowed up the bum by men when she's a man.

You're mocking me, but you're actually right.

[Atramental]

I prefer to classify it as playful ribbing/banter but okay. 

[HardcoreRetro]

Time for a dad joke.



"Did you just assume my gander!?"

[Tasty]

To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

They could just adapt this for the site: https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/14/17013292/google-reply-app-testing-android-smart-reply-sms-slack-facebook-twitter

[Tasty]

"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. Social Studies Warriors!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Ted Danson (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

Mine:

1. Gay innuendo
2. Drunken rant to nobody in particular about nothing in particular
3. False promise to create a Bore theme
4. Nintendo cocksucking
5. "I like Monster Hunter no matter which platform its on"

[nachobro]

4. Nintendo cocksucking

[Uncle]

That would be bourbon and melatonin.

Bourbon and melanin

[Cream]

I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

[Broseidon]

I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 

[agrajag]

@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Cuz you're both black trolololo

[Cream]

I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny. Sorry that your incredibly well-thought out master comedy like "did you just assume my gender?!" and "lol black people wakanda reee" doesn't illicit a haha from me.

[Atramental]

I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny.

[BisMarckie]

It's not about being funny, it's about biting social commentary

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[agrajag]

Feel like a woman as you ravage someone with your throbbing fully erect penis brehs

[samir]

bad optics 

[Uncle]

Most people when they encounter a site or forum or discussion they don't find entertaining, they leave

Like I'm sorry Cream I know you aren't a big fan of watching cartoon foxes eagerly giving blowjobs to each other but why do you keep running back to e621 every day

[Broseidon]

I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny. Sorry that your incredibly well-thought out master comedy like "did you just assume my gender?!" and "lol black people wakanda reee" doesn't illicit a haha from me.

pls dont lump me in with that shit