Author Topic: Race/Culture/Gender Shitposting Thread Sponsored By Cream (Read 235885 times)

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 14, 2018, 08:26:57 PM
I mean, I didn't even get to the second path to your redemption. I think you'll appreciate it.
Ok, I'll bite. What is it?

I feel like I shouldn't say until I've started drinking.

Nabbis · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:35:18 PM »

Seems like you guys forgot to tell Cream about his party.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:36:24 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on March 14, 2018, 08:35:18 PM

Seems like you guys forgot to tell Cream about his party.

Like most of this forum's worst posters, Cream will likely never venture outside of that one thread.

Hot Slice · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:37:06 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:40:12 PM »

Maybe if someone made a Huelen containment thread, cream would post there

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 14, 2018, 08:38:34 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 14, 2018, 08:31:44 PM
I feel like I shouldn't say until I've started drinking.
Well get to drinking and come back here, baby. I'm all ears.

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic—I only drink alone when it’s dark out.

Hot Slice · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:49:13 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 14, 2018, 08:40:12 PM

Maybe if someone made a Huelen containment thread, cream would post there

Nah.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:50:44 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 14, 2018, 08:44:01 PM

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 14, 2018, 08:38:34 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 14, 2018, 08:31:44 PM
I feel like I shouldn't say until I've started drinking.
Well get to drinking and come back here, baby. I'm all ears.

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic—I only drink alone when it’s dark out.

Oh, wait, Shost, I have a job call in the morning, so it’s going to be a limited alcohol intake night. It might have to wait until tomorrow.

joeboy101 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:01:25 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:03:57 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2018, 08:36:24 PM

Quote from: Nabbis on March 14, 2018, 08:35:18 PM
Seems like you guys forgot to tell Cream about his party.

Like most of this forum's worst posters, Cream will likely never venture outside of that one thread.

Maybe we should rename this thread to the Other Forum Thread and leave the sticky thread as the cream containment thread.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:10:23 PM »

Live the life and treat yourself with baby wipes instead of a sock on special occasions.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:12:32 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #31 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:14:44 PM »

Cream is great in so many dishes. Like, y’all don’t fuck with alfredo now, or what?

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:18:40 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:21:51 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:52:49 PM »

Fission mailed

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:03:19 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:15:17 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:31:57 PM »

Uh why are all the related vids girls peeing

Wait now I click again and it’s this slippery skin channel... which is also

etiolate · « **Reply #38 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:37:41 PM »

that algo is heavily based on your own searches bud

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:42:06 PM »

Cream always rises to the top

and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy

nudemacusers · « **Reply #40 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:42:19 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 14, 2018, 10:37:41 PM

that algo is heavily based on your own searches bud

I haven’t watched girls pee in months!

Uncle · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:49:11 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2018, 10:49:13 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 14, 2018, 10:42:19 PM

Quote from: etiolate on March 14, 2018, 10:37:41 PM
that algo is heavily based on your own searches bud
I haven’t watched girls pee in months!

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Cream · « **Reply #43 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:05:38 PM »

This stung.

But I’m learned lessons about humility, maturity and self-reliance.

I’m gonna change my approach, and show you guys that even though I make a lot of mistakes, I’m not just this. We probably won’t ever agree but hopefully I can... spread a little less hate.

Yeah yeah I know “we don’t care”. This is the cream thread!

So if anyone has a question for me, ask it here and I’ll answer, except for the people I have ignored.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #44 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:21:23 PM »

The self reflected nature of that post works really well with the Buttercream Gangs jam, Dreams of a Better Day...

We're all dreaming of a better day, Cream.

kingv · « **Reply #45 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:24:37 PM »

Dude/dudette, it’s just a stupid Internet forum. The thing about the bore is nobody here really gives a shit about any of this until they get triggered by some dumb shit, and then they forget about in like a day. Except Cindi, who takes like a month to forget about stuff.

Everybody is always calling each other fekkits or telling people to take their offensive shit somewhere else or whatever.

Nobody cares that you are bigender, they just care that you’re getting so easily triggered about it.

But nothing really matters as long as you can shit post and like dicks and fetishize obesity and can sometimes say something about a video game or movie you like.

agrajag · « **Reply #46 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Cream on March 14, 2018, 11:05:38 PM

This stung.

But I’m learned lessons about humility, maturity and self-reliance.

I’m gonna change my approach, and show you guys that even though I make a lot of mistakes, I’m not just this. We probably won’t ever agree but hopefully I can... spread a little less hate.

Yeah yeah I know “we don’t care”. This is the cream thread!

So if anyone has a question for me, ask it here and I’ll answer, except for the people I have ignored.

You're already been infected by the Bore

Tasty · « **Reply #47 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:51:34 PM »

Not surprised Heulen has a stash of Cream pics ready for posting at a moment's notice, but I am mildly surprised xhe has so many that are G-rated.

Cream · « **Reply #48 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:57:07 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2018, 11:51:34 PM

Not surprised Heulen has a stash of Cream pics ready for posting at a moment's notice, but I am mildly surprised xhe has so many that are G-rated.

My nudes are like magic eye posters. You have to stare at them for a long time before you really see it

Tasty · « **Reply #49 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:03:28 AM »

Quote from: Cream on March 14, 2018, 11:57:07 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2018, 11:51:34 PM
Not surprised Heulen has a stash of Cream pics ready for posting at a moment's notice, but I am mildly surprised xhe has so many that are G-rated.

My nudes are like magic eye posters. You have to stare at them for a long time before you really see it

What? Fuck you.

Cream · « **Reply #50 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:09:09 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 12:03:28 AM

Quote from: Cream on March 14, 2018, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2018, 11:51:34 PM
Not surprised Heulen has a stash of Cream pics ready for posting at a moment's notice, but I am mildly surprised xhe has so many that are G-rated.

My nudes are like magic eye posters. You have to stare at them for a long time before you really see it

What? Fuck you.

Was that for something specific or just a general fuck you?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #51 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:31:36 AM »

Tasty lacks depth perception so that magic eye poster analogy is a bit cruel

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #52 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:32:34 AM »

Tasty has ways of perceiving depth, I wouldn’t worry about it

samfish · « **Reply #53 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:32:36 AM »

How big are your cum shots?

Cream · « **Reply #54 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:34:10 AM »

Quote from: samfish on March 15, 2018, 12:32:36 AM

How big are your cum shots?

Not small, but small enough that I’ve been self conscious about it.

kingv · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:41:59 AM »

So one of the biggest reasons everyone thought you were a troll was that you were using avatars of pedo hentai futanari cropped to show just the face. What the fuck was up with that if it wasn’t just a masterful troll move?

Assimilate · « **Reply #56 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:44:59 AM »

Quote from: Cream on March 14, 2018, 11:05:38 PM

This stung.

But I’m learned lessons about humility, maturity and self-reliance.

I’m gonna change my approach, and show you guys that even though I make a lot of mistakes, I’m not just this. We probably won’t ever agree but hopefully I can... spread a little less hate.

Yeah yeah I know “we don’t care”. This is the cream thread!

So if anyone has a question for me, ask it here and I’ll answer, except for the people I have ignored.

Oh, Cindi. You are some seriously deranged sicko

Cream · « **Reply #57 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:46:34 AM »

Quote from: kingv on March 15, 2018, 12:41:59 AM

So one of the biggest reasons everyone thought you were a troll was that you were using avatars of pedo hentai futanari cropped to show just the face. What the fuck was up with that if it wasn’t just a masterful troll move?

I like hentai. And I liked those faces.

I’m a very sexually promiscuous person with an eccentric personality and I wanted to express that part of myself in a fun way, by changing to a different face every single time someone mentioned it. I was told to get rid of it after some people complained and in hindsight, it was both a curse because clearly it gets a lot of people to dismiss you, but also I got a lot of fans (a lot of weird people I don’t actually like) and you know, people looking past the avvies when they really liked what I had to say.

That’s really all there is to it. Not a troll. I just like hentai, think the faces are funny, I’m a really sexual person, but looking back, ones from an artist that does the loli stuff probably wasnt a good idea.

Cream · « **Reply #58 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:49:48 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 15, 2018, 12:48:09 AM

ok, but honestly when you changed your avatar to a pizza, I literally thought it was cheese pizza = cp = child porn reference

I make short films and my most recent was about pizza so it was on my mind a lot. My first thought was “well what’s another thing about me I love besides sex? Pizza!”

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #59 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:51:08 AM »

but what about pizzagate tho

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Author Topic: Race/Culture/Gender Shitposting Thread Sponsored By Cream (Read 235885 times)