Author Topic: Race/Culture/Gender Shitposting Thread Sponsored By Cream (Read 235913 times)

kingv · « **Reply #60 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:51:11 AM »

CP clearly means cream pie you sick fuck.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #61 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:52:15 AM »

Hentai and pizza containment thread here

kingv · « **Reply #62 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:52:58 AM »

Did you shoot a medium sized nut on the pizza and then smell it?

Cream · « **Reply #63 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:53:02 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2018, 12:51:08 AM

but what about pizzagate tho

Absolute altright conspiracy bullshit. Didn’t they shoot a guy?

Also cream pie/creamy pie is my nickname with some Era friends.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #64 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:53:46 AM »

Ya I think they shot Seth Rich

Cream · « **Reply #65 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:54:02 AM »

Quote from: kingv on March 15, 2018, 12:52:58 AM

Did you shoot a medium sized nut on the pizza and then smell it?

No but I did get to cover my nude actress friend in pizza ingredients

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #66 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:56:14 AM »

So far you seem pretty chill, Cream. Why is it I’ve only ever heard of you, ummmm derisively

Cream · « **Reply #67 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:57:32 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 12:56:14 AM

So far you seem pretty chill, Cream. Why is it I’ve only ever heard of you, ummmm derisively

I have a short fuse, controversial (to this board) beliefs and occasionally lacking in tact.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #68 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:00:51 AM »

Do you like Taco Bell and weed?

Cream · « **Reply #69 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:06:18 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 01:00:51 AM

Do you like Taco Bell and weed?

I love weed, Taco Bell is ok.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #70 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:08:18 AM »

you’re ok

TVC15 · « **Reply #71 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:08:50 AM »

Cream, are you a Drag Race fan and if so, who is your favorite queen from th show?

Cream · « **Reply #72 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:09:55 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 15, 2018, 01:08:50 AM

Cream, are you a Drag Race fan and if so, who is your favorite queen from th show?

I love Drag, hate that show. I think it’s petty reality tv garbage and Ru Paul in particular is super transphobic

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #73 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:09:59 AM »

If you’re not #TeamShangela at this point, I don’t know what the fuck you’re watching, tbh

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #74 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:10:53 AM »

we could have been friendsssssss

samfish · « **Reply #75 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:11:08 AM »

I'd bet money that pizzagate isn't total bullshit.

Cream · « **Reply #76 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:11:45 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 01:10:53 AM

we could have been friendsssssss

We’ll always have weed

TVC15 · « **Reply #77 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:12:01 AM »

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 01:09:55 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 15, 2018, 01:08:50 AM
Cream, are you a Drag Race fan and if so, who is your favorite queen from th show?

I love Drag, hate that show. I think it’s petty reality tv garbage and Ru Paul in particular is super transphobic

I figured that was a possibility. I respect where you’re coming from.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 01:09:59 AM

If you’re not #TeamShangela at this point, I don’t know what the fuck you’re watching, tbh

She’s my fave for this season, not counting Dela. Raja is prob my fave of all time. Or Alyssa Edwards, of course.

TVC15 · « **Reply #78 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:19:50 AM »

Alright, Cream, next question: who do you want to bang/be banged by on Riverdale?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #79 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:21:08 AM »

How you gon edit in Alyssa? She’s definitely my fave. I always have a thing for queens like Adore or Farrah Moan but that’s different and in the pants

Cream · « **Reply #80 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:22:09 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 15, 2018, 01:19:50 AM

Alright, Cream, next question: who do you want to bang/be banged by on Riverdale?

Veronica is 😍

TVC15 · « **Reply #81 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:25:13 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 01:21:08 AM

How you gon edit in Alyssa? She’s definitely my fave. I always have a thing for queens like Adore or Farrah Moan but that’s different and in the pants

Raja’s just been more on my mind lately since I’ve been binging Fashion Photo Ruview. Honestly, all of Haus of Edwards would probably be in my top 10.

I thought Farrah got a bad rap. She was really cute.

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 15, 2018, 01:21:23 AM

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 01:09:55 AM
Ru Paul in particular is super transphobic

RuPaul says something really stupid about trans people every couple years (she just did like last week). I personally don’t think she’s vindictively transphobic—I think she’s old and out of touch—but I understand that plenty of people think differently. Ru should just avoid questions about trans stuff if she isn’t willing to modernize her ideas.

Tasty · « **Reply #82 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:27:02 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 12:32:34 AM

Tasty has ways of perceiving depth, I wouldn’t worry about it

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #83 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:28:01 AM »

Devil’s advocate — I’ve seen RuPaul characterize the clash between Ru and the trans community being that trans folk take gender identity very seriously and RuPaul very much does not

Cream · « **Reply #84 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:31:38 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 15, 2018, 01:21:23 AM

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 01:09:55 AM
Ru Paul in particular is super transphobic

Maybe phobic is harsh?

Basically, incredibly dismissive of gender. Doesn’t think transitioning people should be on the show. He tweeted “ you can take performance-enhancing drugs and still be an athlete just not in the Olympics” as an appalling comparison, which is ridiculous considering how many contestants on the show have had plastic surgery.

A lot of the shows contestants and other well-known drag individual spoke out against him after this, in support of the trans community.

He did apologize for this but it isn’t the first blow to the trans community he’s made. He also said a few years ago:. “I love the word ‘cheeseburger, And no one has ever said the word ‘cheeseburger’ in a derogatory sense.”

He also kept doing the “you’ve got she-mail” thing until the network made him stop and then he got pissy about it.

Ru Paul strongly believes that drag is an outlet for men to rail against masculinity. But the he has expressed this has often been incredibly dismissive of all the trans people that contribute not only to drag but his show and entire career. He has admitted to believing that drag loses some of its affect or power when it’s not a cis man doing it.

thetylerrob · « **Reply #85 on:** March 15, 2018, 02:36:06 AM »

Y'all remember that Babysitting Cream flash game?

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #86 on:** March 15, 2018, 04:58:17 AM »

Just when you think Bore has jumped the shark, something like this happens and it's popcorn time.

machine · « **Reply #87 on:** March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM »

Important question for Cream: Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Cream · « **Reply #88 on:** March 15, 2018, 09:44:32 AM »

Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM

Important question for Cream: Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Fucking hate it.

Hot take. If you go for pineapple on pizza, you didn’t actually want pizza.

bork · « **Reply #89 on:** March 15, 2018, 09:55:22 AM »

Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM

pineapple on pizza

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #90 on:** March 15, 2018, 10:02:07 AM »

Quote from: bork on March 15, 2018, 09:55:22 AM

Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM
pineapple on pizza

The fuck? I thought you were woke mod.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #91 on:** March 15, 2018, 10:51:24 AM »

Cream,

What did you think of Kingdom Come Deliverance?

Did you think it was

Excellent
Brilliant
or just fantastic

?

Cream · « **Reply #92 on:** March 15, 2018, 10:53:06 AM »

I played a few hours. I wasn’t impresssed.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #93 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:04:35 AM »

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 10:53:06 AM

I played a few hours. I wasn’t impresssed.

That wasn't one of the options.

Rufus · « **Reply #94 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:16:22 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on March 15, 2018, 12:48:09 AM

ok, but honestly when you changed your avatar to a pizza, I literally thought it was cheese pizza = cp = child porn reference

Wait, fuck.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #95 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:23:59 AM »

Don’t let the amir0xs of the world ruin pizza for you, Rufus

agrajag · « **Reply #96 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:24:41 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 11:23:59 AM

Don’t let the Podestas of the world ruin pizza for you, Rufus

Ftfy

Tasty · « **Reply #97 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:30:51 AM »

bork is at the same garbo-level as Cream, who knew?

machine · « **Reply #98 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:32:42 AM »

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 09:44:32 AM

Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM
Important question for Cream: Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Fucking hate it.

Hot take. If you go for pineapple on pizza, you didn’t actually want pizza.

You know who doesn't like pineapple on pizza? Conservatives. They aren't open to new ideas (or flavor combinations) and are resistant to change. Clearly your anger management issues stem from the unconscious knowledge that you have a conservative persona trapped inside you trying to get out.

Rufus · « **Reply #99 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:35:00 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 11:23:59 AM

Don’t let the amir0xs of the world ruin pizza for you, Rufus

No chance of that, but I didn't consider the implications at all when I was scrolling through all the shiny food emoji.

Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 11:32:42 AM

Quote from: Cream on March 15, 2018, 09:44:32 AM
Quote from: machine on March 15, 2018, 07:15:03 AM
Important question for Cream: Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Fucking hate it.

Hot take. If you go for pineapple on pizza, you didn’t actually want pizza.

You know who doesn't like pineapple on pizza? Conservatives. They aren't open to new ideas (or flavor combinations) and are resistant to change. Clearly your anger management issues stem from the unconscious knowledge that you have a conservative persona trapped inside you trying to get out.

Tsk. I tried and concluded that sweet fruit have no place on pizza. Pineapple pizza is for children and kid-ults.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #100 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:35:35 AM »

It’s got pepperonis tho so you’re in the clear I guess 🤷‍♀️

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #101 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:37:22 AM »

Okay where are we on the sandwich matrix tho, y’all?

Rufus · « **Reply #102 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »

Structural neutral, ingredient purist.

Cream · « **Reply #103 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:45:30 AM »

Structural neutral, ingredient purist.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #104 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:51:21 AM »

I could see that, but a hot dog is totally a sandwich

agrajag · « **Reply #105 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:52:54 AM »

A pizza is an open-faced sandwich if you think about it

Tasty · « **Reply #106 on:** March 15, 2018, 11:57:19 AM »

Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel

Gotta be between two buns.

(Or loaves or whatever.)

Rufus · « **Reply #107 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:03:39 PM »

I could be convinced of structural rebel, ingredient neutral, too, but it's not what I imagine when I hear sandwich.

Cream · « **Reply #108 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:06:00 PM »

Yeah but if a dick is in between two buttcheeks, it’s called hotdogging. Not sandwiching.

Checkmate, atheists.

bork · « **Reply #109 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 11:30:51 AM

bork is at the same garbo-level as Cream, who knew?

Pineapple on pizza

Tasty · « **Reply #110 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:28:15 PM »

Pineapple's great. Pizza's great. What's the big deal?

Spoiler alert: tomatoes are also a fruit that comprise virtually every pizza. You gonna hate on them too soyboy?

agrajag · « **Reply #111 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:30:36 PM »

Tomatoes aren't used as fruit gastronomically

Tasty · « **Reply #112 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:41:14 PM »

So pineapples are a step too far, but onions, peppers, little fish, mushrooms, garlic and spinach aren't?

Bunch of pizza fascists up in here.

agrajag · « **Reply #113 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:42:43 PM »

sieg piel motherfucker

joeboy101 · « **Reply #114 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:42:53 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 12:28:15 PM

Pineapple's great. Pizza's great. What's the big deal?

Spoiler alert: tomatoes are also a fruit that comprise virtually every pizza. You gonna hate on them too soyboy?

I get white sauce on mine.

Jerry · « **Reply #115 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:43:52 PM »

People who eat pineapple on pizza are the type to eat their own cum afterwards

bork · « **Reply #116 on:** March 15, 2018, 12:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 12:41:14 PM

So pineapples are a step too far, but onions, peppers, little fish, mushrooms, garlic and spinach aren't?

Bunch of pizza fascists up in here.

Onions on pizza are even worse.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is making me want pizza and I can't really eat it anymore. :'(

[close]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #117 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:00:51 PM »

Pineapple is acidic and pizza sauce is acidic. It doesn't make sense to keep piling up toppings that don't balance each other out. You morans.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #118 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:19:56 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 15, 2018, 01:00:51 PM

Pineapple is acidic and pizza sauce is acidic. It doesn't make sense to keep piling up toppings that don't balance each other out. You morans.

Stop shitting up Cream's thread with this pizza nonsense.

Also stop being wrong about pizza.

samfish · « **Reply #119 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:29:35 PM »

I find you people shitting on pineapple pizza are being really really racist toward Hawaiian natives. Maybe just tone back the blatant cultural insensitivity please?

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Author Topic: Race/Culture/Gender Shitposting Thread Sponsored By Cream (Read 235913 times)