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[Nintex]

Maintenance in session. Please stand by.

Is that code for:

"We are masturbating"

[Raist]

No, it's code for

[Raist]

Are those arrows supposed to be representative of the Male sex?

[Boredfrom]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

No. The hat scans the kid’s brain and decides.

[Rman]

I feel so much better not reading ERA.  I know that will change once it's back up. But it being down for now as made me evaluate the time I spend there.  The place is just full of shit posts.

[bdoughty]

And with a left bent erection...

Notice the arrows that are shaded with dark outlines have the girth and are the longest. Skinny no shadow arrows are shorter and thin.  Subliminal cuckolding.

[Joe Molotov]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

No. The hat scans the kid’s brain and decides.

Then why did Harry get put in Gryffindor even though the hat wanted to put him in Slytherin first? Legacy admissions up in this bitch.

[remy]

dont tthey know that every second the site is down the alt right grows stronger

[Boredfrom]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

No. The hat scans the kid’s brain and decides.

Then why did Harry get put in Gryffindor even though the hat wanted to put him in Slytherin first? Legacy admissions up in this bitch.

I remember that it was a special exception because he had Voldemort inside him. It is a plot point for the latter books and I think it was revealed in a Dumbledore info dump.

[Purple Filth]

Also,


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So it wasn't just me then.

WTF

[Joe Molotov]

Spoilers, fuck.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

No. The hat scans the kid’s brain and decides.

so one of the houses is straight up evil, and they're all like "sorry kid eminem, you're a bad guy now for life, sucks for you" to 10 year olds?

[who is ted danson?]

Site finally loaded up for me:
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Why is there four ways to access a forum from the main landing page?
Why is everything off-center?
Why is everything so busy, yet filled with tons of deadspace?
If your site revolves around four different pages, (two of which the majority of the userbase uses,) why not just have a basic page that allows you to easily access them?
Why are you using mobile/touch-friendly design blocks, but have cramped & small hyperlinks/icons filling them in?
Why is there a "Quick Jump" feature a mere inch away from a "hamburger menu” that does the exact same thing?

Looks like their design team went with the aesthetic of "Desperately grabbing for a box of Prevacid while suffering from Vertigo"

Hangouts are completely buried too. I mean, when your forum has 4 sections and you bury 2 of them...

...how do you fuck it up so bad.

The style package is so very clearly intended for forums with lots of board sections, hence the menu/nav overload. It looks so fucking dumb on era. Absolutely 0 brains on that staff team.

[Boredfrom]

I know fuck all about harry potter, but aren't all of the people in all of the houses picked by a fucking magical hat at random?

No. The hat scans the kid’s brain and decides.

so one of the houses is straight up evil, and they're all like "sorry kid eminem, you're a bad guy now for life, sucks for you" to 10 year olds?

I didn’t read the last book in the series, but the excuse was always that Slyterin was not evil but “ambitious”, just happens that every single racist scumbag is from that house. Dunno if it changed at the end.

[Raist]

Spoilers, fuck.

Dumbledore dies.

[Rufus]

I feel so much better not reading ERA.  I know that will change once it's back up. But it being down for now as made me evaluate the time I spend there.  The place is just full of shit posts.

Dude... Just fucking stop going there if it actually brings you down.

[Boredfrom]

Spoilers, fuck.

Dumbledore dies.

Dumbledore is gay.

[benjipwns]

Please stop criticizing the new design. It was in special beta status and evaluated by prominent members for months and no changes were found to be needed.

If you don't like it, then go back to Trump HQ NeoGAF.com you cis piece of shit gators.

[Rufus]

I thought Germans had a more enlightened view toward addiction. Guess not.

The Bore is a Safe Injection Site

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Spoilers, fuck.

Dumbledore dies.

Dumbledore is gay.

That's why he dies.

[Purple Filth]

It came back for like a second then went down again lol

cant believe its E3 time already 

[Jansen]

What are the chances they have to roll back the update?

[benjipwns]

The down time is clearly because all the minorities who left, due to the endless bigotry the mods refuse to erase, flocking back to the site to see the new design and overwhelming the servers.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Maybe they finally went private forum style.

[Momo]

Who did ms buy? Haven't been keeping up? Assuming those people who made sunset overdrive?

[FunSlower]

What are the chances they have to roll back the update?

I reckon 0%, they paid for this update, so if they're not getting refunded, I wouldn't expect it. It was professional work!

[BIONIC]

Spoilers, fuck.

Dumbledore dies.

Dumbledore is gay.

Gay erasure. Wow. Not a good look. Literally shaking rn.

You ain’t slick, Rowling.

[Boredfrom]

Spoilers, fuck.

Dumbledore dies.

Dumbledore is gay.

Gay erasure. Wow. Not a good look. Literally shaking rn.

You ain’t slick, Rowling.

Being fair, she has not acknowledged Dumbledore sexuality in the books or Fantastic Beasts (even though is a important plot point for the main conflict in Fantastic Beasts).

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He was fucking ProtoVoldemort, Johnny Depp.

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[benjipwns]

[Raist]

https://twitter.com/ReseteraForum/status/1069482232056881155


12 hours? Pffft, try 160, kiddos.

[stufte]

https://www.wired.com/story/tv-reboots-are-having-a-great-awokening-it-sucks/

Curious what REE thinks of this article. It's what me and lots of others have been saying to the assholes there for YEARS, but were brushed off as sexist/racist. Glad to see it put into writing.

[Joe Molotov]

Welcome.....to 2.0!!

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/MartinTjiusnoyo/status/1069489689814478848
https://twitter.com/Yaqza81/status/1069493604706603009

[BIONIC]

  m0dus

[stufte]

God that design is corporate looking bleh.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Does refreshing the status page on their server portal count as "working on the servers"?

Maybe they're furiously clearing server caches.

[stufte]

https://www.wired.com/story/tv-reboots-are-having-a-great-awokening-it-sucks/

Curious what REE thinks of this article. It's what me and lots of others have been saying to the assholes there for YEARS, but were brushed off as sexist/racist. Glad to see it put into writing.

If memory servers, this is what James Rolfe was arguing. I've always had the feeling that Women and minorities should be insulted by the absolute lack of effort to make the inclusive reboots any good. Its used as a marketing gimmick and nothing more.

It is, and RLM was as well. None of the woke fuckers give a shit about fresh diverse movies like Annihilation or female lead movies like Atomic Blonde.

[benjipwns]

"We've been working more than twelve hours straight and we're still at it!"

I love the way this is written as if one guy has been continuously working on the site for twelve hours.

How dare you, it's not one guy, it's a diverse team with proper representation that has been crunching non-stop on the hard code of servers straight to the metal.

[benjipwns]

Instead of criticizing we should be applauding ResetERA.com's commitment to running the site on a bunch of Nintendo Switches wired together.

[benjipwns]

If we didn't live in this oppressive fascist hellhole, the government could seize Facebook's server from their alt-right cult leaders and give it to ResetERA to protect the people's right to a free press.

[Occam]

https://www.wired.com/story/tv-reboots-are-having-a-great-awokening-it-sucks/

Curious what REE thinks of this article. It's what me and lots of others have been saying to the assholes there for YEARS, but were brushed off as sexist/racist. Glad to see it put into writing.

What's there to wonder? These are not smart people. Presumably they don't get this, either:

[kingv]

Really pissed off at this was looking forward to that trans porn thread.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/MartinTjiusnoyo/status/1069489689814478848
https://twitter.com/Yaqza81/status/1069493604706603009

At least Rockstar pays their engineers.

 

[benjipwns]

oh god why is that thing fucking slanted

[jorma]

https://www.wired.com/story/tv-reboots-are-having-a-great-awokening-it-sucks/

Curious what REE thinks of this article. It's what me and lots of others have been saying to the assholes there for YEARS, but were brushed off as sexist/racist. Glad to see it put into writing.

If memory servers, this is what James Rolfe was arguing. I've always had the feeling that Women and minorities should be insulted by the absolute lack of effort to make the inclusive reboots any good. Its used as a marketing gimmick and nothing more.

Yes, but this is a woman writing, and he is a (white?) man. For Ree it's not ever really about what's being said, it's about who is saying it.

[EightBitNate]

They had take the site down again; users couldn’t tolerate the banner leaning so far right.

[benjipwns]

Really worried about how stable theese forums will be for The Game Awards on Thursday...

[benjipwns]

Remove the similar threads footer. It is wholly useless; the only thing that should serve as the footer is the Post Reply box -- that's it
Shrink the search box and put the items from the lame hamburger sidebar menu in its place among the top bar, thus eliminating the need for said lame hamburger sidebar menu. Hell, you could just remove the search box altogether and put a search link on the top bar and the problem is solved.
Put Top and Bottom quick jump buttons, as well as a quick Refresh button on the top and bottom of the page
Remove avatars from thread titles. Absolutely baffling choice as it just makes the lists look messy and unorganized. Not to mention some users have questionable avatars that would make browsing the main board problematic at work
Thread titles should be black like in 1.0. No need to overdo the Resetera purple.
Hover-over list function for alerts how it was in 1.0 needs to return.
Remove the Quick Jump tab, as it adds an unnecessary click. The top bar could just house the links to all of the subforums
The wasted space to the left and right margins of posts isn't great
Images are messed up, please fix it
The OP indicator should be how it was in 1.0
A user's quoted posts should be highlighted how it was in 1.0
A user's post should be highlighted how it was in 1.0
The "New" tags are unnecessary
The "Videogame", "EtcetEra", and "Hangout" tags are unnecessary
I thought the thread covers would be a great idea, but they are (as of right now) terribly over-sized and jarring in contrast to the overall forum's theme. In particular, it is terribly sized on mobile viewing
Again, for all that is good and holy, nuke the thread creator avatars from the thread list. That's my biggest gripe as it just makes the main board quite awful to look at as a whole, woof

The top bar with the Era logo is actually super sexy and I believe it holds the key to fixing a lot of the above concerns. Stick the contents of the hamburger sidebar menu up there (and then nuke the thing) and we should be good to go!

I really hope the staff takes all of the community's concerns seriously and works with us to make this site the best it can be, fingers crossed. Also, I hope this post isn't seen as rude to the people that have obviously put in long hours of hard work for the re-design. I really appreciate the team's commitment to keeping things fresh.

What's funny is all of these things were posted in the beta thread the last few weeks leading up to the 2.0 "upgrade". lol

[Cauliflower Of Love]

They had take the site down again; users couldn’t tolerate the banner leaning so far right.

[kingv]

Welcome back!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-pissed-my-pants-outside-of-my-dates-house.84756/

Too bad it’s not a finalefireworker thread.

He would have just walked around for the rest of the night in pissy pants.

[Nintex]

-I've seen a desperate idiot pee into a sink before, I wouldn't recommend it but it's probably better than peeing your pants and then showing up smelling like pee saying "I got tired of those pants".

Yeah it's better to pee in the sink at your friends house. 

Imagine that happening lol. Some woke REEEEE member joins you for drinks at your place. You feel sorry for the guy but it goes better than expected.
"Hmm, I might even start to not hate this guy" she thinks as she heads for the shower.

"I'm off to Taco Bell guys!"

"Wow, he's doing normal things"

*JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS GUY SMELLING LIKE PISS DID HE FUCK A HOBO ON HIS WAY BACK....*

"Oh, uh, your pants are different dude" 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Boundary boxes? pffft

[Joe Molotov]

The story would have been better if he'd faked peeing his pants so he could go to Taco Bell. "Oh damn, I accidentally peed myself, gotta run home and get some different pants haha." *leaves for 15 minutes, comes back wearing a Taco Bell onesie*

[Occam]

Just had a look at NeoGAF for the first time in ages. So they no longer ban people there?

[thisismyusername]

Just had a look at NeoGAF for the first time in ages. So they no longer ban people there?

Can't ban the shitheels if they're the only thing keeping the site alive.

[stufte]

Just had a look at NeoGAF for the first time in ages. So they no longer ban people there?

Yah it's still a garbage fire there, but in a different way than REE is a garbage fire.

Ree is the annoying "progressive" shithead uni kid and GAF is the drunk racist uncle who went to community college arguing at Thanksgiving who won't STFU and let us eat in peace.

[james]

Has anybody here missed me

[Cauliflower Of Love]

those mods are so unfunny.

Like this title change doesn't make any sense:

we implemented emoji on this forum, you cowards

changed from

implement emojis on this forum, you cowards

Like I know they were trying to be cheeky but like, at least make sense.

[Klelk]

Dark theme stays dark, until you leave the page 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

those mods are so unfunny.

What? No, they're crazy fun at parties, look, they added a whole new subforum to archive all those hilarious moments the community has come up with in the last year.

Look, there's, uh, that time someone used a dreamcast to acess the forum. Crazy!
And do you remember the time there wasn't a nintendo direct? Do you remember? Do you remember that time? That time there wasn't a nintendo direct? Do you remember it? That time?
 

Treasured memories of threads past.