It took us three years, but the forum is finally tolerable again.

[Wrath2X]

The based dog cometh.

Be nostalgic about dumb forum shit that's not that old because it feels weird having this forum not be so pathetic.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I liked it when various other gaming sites (Giant Bomb, IGN, SomethingAwful, etc.) said that they were uninterested in getting any of the GAFugees.  It should have been a moment of clarity for them but self awareness was never one of their strengths.

[D3RANG3D]

We chased most of them away.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

We chased most of them away.

I remember them showing up and talking about milkshake ducks, getting laughed at, and then getting assmad that they were laughed at for using that "meme"

I also was entertained by Besada's backroom shenanigans and him and a certain middle aged loser who is overly invested on the internet trying to doxx several people here on this forum.

It was a shame that I was working 80+ hour weeks because everything went so fast and I'm sure I missed out on a lot of laughs.

[Momo]

I missed Atra's two week love affair 

[agrajag]

^

I really enjoyed the Irish Ninja backlash. Homeboy got The Bore all fucked up.

[Madrun Badrun]

I missed Atra's two week love affair 

I really miss Atra being happy.

[Madrun Badrun]

Sorry, I meant I really missed Atra being happy.  It happened so fast.

[kingv]

Did Irish ninja come here? I don’t remember that... was it pre GAF meltdown?

[Let's Cyber]

Did Irish ninja come here? I don’t remember that... was it pre GAF meltdown?

Other than a handful of sporadic posts over the last few years, he was only here for like a day post shower-gate. He took the bait from the worst posters in trash thread, got into some dumb arguments and promptly disappeared.

[El Babua]

IrishNinja's my dude but this place wasn't quite the right spot for him.

Also eitolate insisting he was a part of Antifa cause he stalked his social media.

[Kara]

What is your favorite moment from the dark ages?
-a thing that resulted from the harm of chilren - 11 votes (23.9% of total votes)

[Mandark]

Sometimes I regret not keeping up with GAF/Reset over the years, but every time I try to catch up I turn into that Abe Simpson gif.

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Except when scorcho and Hitokage died. Fucking still feel guilty for falling out of touch.

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[jorma]

IrishNinja's my dude but this place wasn't quite the right spot for him.

Also eitolate insisting he was a part of Antifa cause he stalked his social media.

i'm pretty sure irishninja wishes he had the balls to be part of antifa, euro version.

[agrajag]

What is your favorite moment from the dark ages?
-a thing that resulted from the harm of chilren - 11 votes (23.9% of total votes)

+4 if you count the holodomor children

[Atramental]

At least if you’re a pedo most of those kids would still be alive.

But if you’re a commie *pssh* the worlds’ children are as good as dead. 

[agrajag]

I would like to correct the record, your honor, Amir0x did not diddle any children, he only rubbed it out to pictures of them. Much like his slacktivism, he was all talk and no action in that regard.

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hopefully

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[agrajag]

I'm not so much highlighting a great evil's failure so much as I'm referencing the Walrus' great triumph over said dark forces.

Besides, I voted Mupepe.

Duckroll still roams free 

[agrajag]

duckroll was nothing but a pazzi

pazzi.. pizza

...

 

PIZZAGATE

 

[thisismyusername]

No five options so I can pick Mupepe and another one? 

I would like to correct the record, your honor, Amir0x did not diddle any children, he only rubbed it out to pictures of them. Much like his slacktivism, he was all talk and no action in that regard.

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hopefully

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Yo, I'm screaming at this post rn.

[agrajag]

No five options so I can pick Mupepe and another one? 

I would like to correct the record, your honor, Amir0x did not diddle any children, he only rubbed it out to pictures of them. Much like his slacktivism, he was all talk and no action in that regard.

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hopefully

[close]

Yo, I'm screaming at this post rn.

Listen, in his defense, he thought what he was doing was perfectly legal.

[Nabbis]

I will always remember the day when Doxxer Benji lost to the unholy alliance of Cindy and Besada. Turns out that the hero does not always win.

[thisismyusername]

Let's be honest: It's not under-appreciated, it's just lame. He comes back with "see, Gamergate was right!" gets clowned and then bailed again because "ya'll just aren't smart enough to see the 4D chess that we played an won!"

[Stoney Mason]

The great irony of all these shitheels is that they would be much happier and feel much more at home at the current incarnation of GAF which turned into a alt-right haven when Evilore had to find somebody to pay the bills.

I don't understand why they stay here by comparison.

[agrajag]

Boy, etiolate sure owned us, owned us hard.

[parallax]

I missed Atra's two week love affair 

I really miss Atra being happy.

damn...

[team filler]

What is your favorite moment from the dark ages?
-a thing that resulted from the harm of chilren - 11 votes (23.9% of total votes)

go raidahs!!

[Let's Cyber]

I'm not in the know; was there purging beyond etiolate? I haven't seen Assimilate's stupid ass spamming Other Forums thread today.

[Stoney Mason]

I'm not in the know; was there purging beyond etiolate? I haven't seen Assimilate's stupid ass spamming Other Forums thread today.

No. King Shitheel was purged. The junior shitheels are all still around.

[Huff]

Wait what happened with etoilet? I missed out on that part

[Assimilate]

I'm not in the know; was there purging beyond etiolate? I haven't seen Assimilate's stupid ass spamming Other Forums thread today.

bb, i'm right here 

[Kara]

Oh really? COMMUNIST

[Stoney Mason]

He wanted everybody to acknowledge our complicity in not denouncing Karl Marx and all the children he strangled. In the end, we were the real monsters.

[Huff]

Wait what happened with etoilet? I missed out on that part

Perma'd for posting pics of dead children everywhere.

Lololol when was this

[nudemacusers]

Wut. I completely missed this lol.

[Assimilate]

Wut. I completely missed this lol.

They murdered him, these animals 

[Yeti]

Wait what happened with etoilet? I missed out on that part

Perma'd for posting pics of dead children everywhere.

I think it's important to note that he did this twice. The first time Great Rumbler banned him, it was only a two day ban. He gave Etiolate the benefit of the doubt, thinking maybe he was drunk or going through something in his personal life, and he'd cool down by the time he came back. But as soon as his ban was over he immediately went back to spamming pictures of dead children everywhere. So of course, he was permed.

[Assimilate]

Were they sexy kids?

Dude.... not a good look to have knowing your history

[Joe Molotov]

What is your favorite moment from the dark ages?
-a thing that resulted from the harm of chilren - 11 votes (23.9% of total votes)

I'm just voting for our boys in blue getting another dangerous felon off the streets.

[agrajag]

"Think of the optics!" said Assimilate, clutching his pearls.

[benjipwns]

What is your favorite moment from the dark ages?
-a thing that resulted from the harm of chilren - 11 votes (23.9% of total votes)

first everyones all like "oh, they should do a dark and gritty reboot" and then Zack Snyder helps them do it and then everyone complains "oh it's too dark, people are being harmed, i don't want that in my forum entertainment" but the fact is that life is stressful in the desiccated castle

[Tasty]

Fuck etoilet. 

[Beezy]

Wait what happened with etoilet? I missed out on that part

Perma'd for posting pics of dead children everywhere.

I'm glad that I missed all of this. But where will I get my Sacramento Kings management news now?

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I'm kidding. Fuck that team.

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[parallax]

Lololol when was this

Just yesterday? Or was it two days ago?

Anyway Mandark and curly finally broke him so he spammed dozens of dead children pics in every thread to prove yet another misguided point. Got banned for two day because everybody assumed he was just drunk. The moment he was unbanned he pulled the same schtick again while calling benji a communist and got got for good.

did this really happen?

[agrajag]

Yes. He went, as we in the forum business call it, on tilt.

[benjipwns]

but to be serious for a moment, i didn't mark Amir0x because i don't even know who he is, never heard of him, let alone knew his real name or anything like that, it could all be some alt-right gamergate fake news trying to bring down a powerful Clinton supporter for all i know

and also i feel like the poll option doesn't include that time his cellmate threw his carefully stored urine all over Amir0x, who i do not know and have never associated with

[Madrun Badrun]

Lololol when was this

Just yesterday? Or was it two days ago?

Anyway Mandark and curly finally broke him so he spammed dozens of dead children pics in every thread to prove yet another misguided point. Got banned for two day because everybody assumed he was just drunk. The moment he was unbanned he pulled the same schtick again while calling benji a communist and got got for good.

did this really happen?

No, but history is written by the victors and eitolate is clearly a loser. 

[Great Rumbler]

Here's a story for you all:

Joe and I were eating at Taco Bell when my phone buzzed. It was a Facebook update showing that someone [Wrath] had posted in The Bore Facebook group in the thread about etiolate's shenanigans, stated that it was happening again. I went to The Bore on my phone and noticed that etiolate was at it again with the dead kids. "Well," I sighed, "look like we're gonna have to perma ban etiolet." Joe shrugged. "Go ahead and do it, then," he said, returning to his burrito. So, I permabanned etiolate, cleaned up his dead kid posts, and re-opened the Wank Dad thread. All while eating at Taco Bell.

This is a true story.

[agrajag]

 

It's like you guys live in a buddy cop film. The facebook alert was your bat signal.

[seagrams hotsauce]

all hail the new shadow mod

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes.  eitolate didn't finally make a convincing argument about Seth Rich and the DNC didn't swoop in and pay off Joe and Great.  And anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. 

[Tasty]

I was Seth Rich all along.

Remember how etoilet once tried to prove the Seth Rich and Pizzagate shit with the tweets of noted In-The-Know Person™ Kim Dotcom?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[agrajag]

Yes.  eitolate didn't finally make a convincing argument about Seth Rich and the DNC didn't swoop in and pay off Joe and Great.  And anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

I feel like Etiolate was working on his master thesis that tied together the evidence he collected about the Seth Rich murder mystery and the applied teachings of Jordan Peterson to connect the dots and unfoil a massive conspiracy plot by the Neo-Marxist Postmodernist cucks in cahoots with Hillary Clinton, John Podesta and their secret pedophilia pizza ring sponsored by the Time Warner corporation.

Sadly, he never got his chance. He came straight at the horsefuckers, but the cowardly Bore mods were too much to overcome.

Thankfully, QAnon, with the aid of incels and the proud bouys lead by Gavin McCinnes, with the strategy devised by the Intellectual Dark Web are still on the case and are fighting the good fight. Gamergate wars still rage on.

 

[Tasty]

proud bouys

[Momo]

Back for a while Tasty?

[Boredfrom]

I'm not in the know; was there purging beyond etiolate? I haven't seen Assimilate's stupid ass spamming Other Forums thread today.

No. King Shitheel was purged. The junior shitheels are all still around.

Meh. I will take Etiolate over Optimus and Assimilate.

[nudemacusers]

Here's a story for you all:

Joe and I were eating at Taco Bell when my phone buzzed. It was a Facebook update showing that someone [Wrath] had posted in The Bore Facebook group in the thread about etiolate's shenanigans, stated that it was happening again. I went to The Bore on my phone and noticed that etiolate was at it again with the dead kids. "Well," I sighed, "look like we're gonna have to perma ban etiolet." Joe shrugged. "Go ahead and do it, then," he said, returning to his burrito. So, I permabanned etiolate, cleaned up his dead kid posts, and re-opened the Wank Dad thread. All while eating at Taco Bell.

This is a true story.

According to Facebook it happened ‘first thing in the morning’, thus I can only presume you are lying about eating at Taco Bell. What else are you lying about? Don’t make me spam pictures of dead kids to further expose this conspiracy.

[Great Rumbler]

Here's a story for you all:

Joe and I were eating at Taco Bell when my phone buzzed. It was a Facebook update showing that someone [Wrath] had posted in The Bore Facebook group in the thread about etiolate's shenanigans, stated that it was happening again. I went to The Bore on my phone and noticed that etiolate was at it again with the dead kids. "Well," I sighed, "look like we're gonna have to perma ban etiolet." Joe shrugged. "Go ahead and do it, then," he said, returning to his burrito. So, I permabanned etiolate, cleaned up his dead kid posts, and re-opened the Wank Dad thread. All while eating at Taco Bell.

This is a true story.

According to Facebook it happened ‘first thing in the morning’, thus I can only presume you are lying about eating at Taco Bell. What else are you lying about? Don’t make me spam pictures of dead kids to further expose this conspiracy.

That was the first instance, not the post-ban return. 

[nudemacusers]

FOLLOW THE BORDER

[Nola]

I'm not in the know; was there purging beyond etiolate? I haven't seen Assimilate's stupid ass spamming Other Forums thread today.

No. King Shitheel was purged. The junior shitheels are all still around.

Meh. I will take Etiolate over Optimus and Assimilate.

Thats kind of like arguing which form of dick cancer do you prefer, the only correct answer is none.