E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee

[TakingBackSunday]

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Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

Bitch give it two weeks

[thisismyusername]

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Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

This was a Pokemon announcement, Waifufag.

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Reinhardt best girl.

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[Rahxephon91]

It dosen't seem to be a normal Pokemon RPG. Lack of wild battles and whatnot. Lots of Go influence.  I would have been down for a remake of Gen 1 as someone who hasn't played a Pokemon game in forever, but not like this.

[Human Snorenado]

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Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

Bitch give it two weeks

I want the two minute dopamine rush of buying a Switch so that I can feel something, but I'm not gonna do it unless FE is actually coming out this year

[thisismyusername]

Bayonetta.

Devil May Cry 5.

DMC5 NEVER EVER:

[thisismyusername]

Welp. Downgraded from pirate to emulating on Switch emulator.

[Tasty]

"One-handed mode!" For Andy-kun to wack it to Lucario, I see.

Fuck off, poz-sucker.

[Tasty]

Good. Gen 1-only beyond like Lugia and Scrafty is the only thing to be done IMO.

Fuck off, casual.

[Kara]

Cyberpunk has the potential to be crushingly disappointing though.

The Witcher's game design and jank quality with a cyberpunk skin would suck hard ass.

Polish, dense environments, character freedom, good combat, living in cyberspace

Cyberpunk isn't going to be great but everyone is going to pretend it's great.

[thisismyusername]

Good. Gen 1-only beyond like Lugia and Scrafty is the only thing to be done IMO.

Fuck off, casual.

I do believe you mean, "fuck off, GenWunner."

[Tasty]

Smash Switch

Animal Crossing Switch

Pokemon Switch

[benjipwns]

Mario All-Stars Switch? With added voices?

[bluemax]

I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.

Link's Awakening re-uses the game engine and a lot of mechanics and concepts from some weird satirical RPG for GameBoy that never saw the light of day outside Japan. I'm guessing that accounts for a lot of the wonkiness.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Cyberpunk has the potential to be crushingly disappointing though.

The Witcher's game design and jank quality with a cyberpunk skin would suck hard ass.

Polish, dense environments, character freedom, good combat, living in cyberspace

Cyberpunk isn't going to be great but everyone is going to pretend it's great.

Well its impossible to live up to Witcher 3.

[paprikastaude]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

[benjipwns]

can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)

[paprikastaude]

sweet jesus, those souped up 3DS graphics for Pokemon. Clearly the Pokemon guys will never give a shit, even in a world where even Monster Hunter had to finally move forward. I would have almost said that Gamefreaks are the laziest mainstream devs, but I should refrain from that in a year in which assumingly a new Animal Crossing will be unveiled. 

[bork]

I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.

Link's Awakening re-uses the game engine and a lot of mechanics and concepts from some weird satirical RPG for GameBoy that never saw the light of day outside Japan. I'm guessing that accounts for a lot of the wonkiness.

Are you talking about Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru?  Doesn't play that much like Zelda (you run into monsters like in Ys and dungeons are 2D platforming segments), but Link's Awakening was made using its engine.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kaeru-no-tame-ni-kane-wa-naru/

[bork]

can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)

If it's Sumo, I'm gonna get pretty hyped.  If it's not...uh...hope it's good but kind of doubting they will reach Sumo's glory.

[Kurt Russell]

Punch Out! 

Fallout 3 Anniversary 

F-Zero SX 

Wolfenstein II   

[pilonv1]

Fallout 3 not New Vegas?

[paprikastaude]

Posting fake E3 word documents in 2018 

[Tasty]

Yoshi's Flipping Island

[Svejk]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Tack on Dragon's Dogma 2 for the full Capcom mic drop.

[benjipwns]

geez at least post the full fake mang

[Cerveza mas fina]

F zero only thing I want

But more like F Zero X plz

[TakingBackSunday]

you know what, sure, I'll take it.  even if the list is fake, I expect something like that list anyway

[Corporal]

I have downloaded the boxy Porkelmans game.

It's a mobile game alright. And the non-touch controls are terrible. Control a mouse pointer with the analogue stick = the game design equivalent of getting kicked in the nads. Also: Fecking energy mechanic can diaf, together with its inventor and everyone they ever held dear.

I think I'd have preferred a multiplayer enabled Rumble to this. And that'd be the 1934291837th remake of rumble, at that.

Oh well... for free. I guess I'll take it. Begrudgingly.


Also, that list. 
F-Zero Switch?! This fills me with great trepidation. There's so much that could go wrong with that.
Also, Yoshi's motherflipping Island. Kinda the same.

Worried hype-rventilating intensifies.

[Svejk]

The only thing missing from that list, is a big, red, stenciled "TOP SECRET" stamped at the top at a 45° angle. 

[benjipwns]

can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)

If it's Sumo, I'm gonna get pretty hyped.  If it's not...uh...hope it's good but kind of doubting they will reach Sumo's glory.

yooooo

https://store.steampowered.com/app/785260/Team_Sonic_Racing/

DEVELOPER:
SUMO Digital

h/t: D3RANG3D

[agrajag]

F zero only thing I want

But more like F Zero X plz

the best F Zero

[thisismyusername]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

>RE2
>Over-the-shoulder and not like REbirth.



Capcom can stay dead if that rumor is true.

Also speaking of dead things:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/392133-crackdown-3-delay-cancelled-pre-orders

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Crackdown 3 is MS's Duke: Forever at this point. It's going on... 8 years? Development?

[Tasty]

So on board with an RE4-style RE2.

[thisismyusername]

So on board with an RE4-style RE2.

Of course you are. Because RE4 is the only game in the series you've played on your toddler toys. Meanwhile, us old fogeys that grew up with the Saturn or PSX release want a classic style entry. No, Revelations is not that sort of thing and 7 is FPP, so fuck that being used as a "back to roots" thing.

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Though honestly, I wish Capcom would at least take better care in the fucking time-line/story department. Too many "neo Umbrella" mega-corps and last-gasps-of-Umbrella for my taste.

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Honestly, though: If the series died with 4, I'd have been mostly ok with that. The only thing that would suck is not having the US Congress(? Forgetting which branch went after Umbrella) double-crossing game that one of the 3: Last Escape scenario writers planned for the shutdown of Umbrella. That (or an Outbreak: File #3 focused on it) would make me moist.

[paprikastaude]

I'm at least glad for RE7 - many great moments.

[CatsCatsCats]

Pre 4 RE is trash by today’s standards is why you’re not ever getting a game like them again

[Tasty]

I just miss RE4.

The co-op shit with RE5 and 6

The first person shit with RE7

Horror-focused single-player RE4 style game? Yes please.

[Nintex]

If that fake list is accurate and we get Metroid Prime 4, Fire Emblem, Yoshi's Island, Punch Out and Smash Bros. this year the Switch is already god tier. 

[bork]

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED

[Nintex]

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED

That's such a terrible trailer though. 

[Tasty]

The Shadow thumbnail

[bork]

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED

That's such a terrible trailer though. 

Don't care; fuck 3D SANIC and shitty friendz, etc etc.  Sumo Digital made two super-fuckin' awesome arcade/kart racers outta that crap and here's hoping they can do it again.

[Kurt Russell]

...but will they ever reach the heights of GTI Club+ Sumo?

[bork]

...but will they ever reach the heights of GTI Club+ Sumo?

GTI Club, Outrun 2/2006, Sanic All-Stars, and Sanic Transformed

[Tasty]

Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

[tiesto]

Hope it's not just Sanic and his shitty friends, rather all of Sega, like in the All Stars Racing titles.

[bork]

Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

[Tasty]

Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

Lol some alt righters actually believe this.

[Tasty]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

DKCR/TF

[bork]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

Bloodstained.     NSMB?

Lots of fightin' games like SF, too.   I just love that this is looking pretty good and basically is what Mighty No. 9 was supposed to be in concept art. 

Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

Lol some alt righters actually believe this.

Poor Andrex, never to know the glory of Sonic Transformed on PC at resolutions above 1920x1080 and 60 FPS  :'(

[tiesto]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

Klonoa Wii was pretty nice, as is Yoshi's Wooly World and some of the Kirbys.

[team filler]

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Haru Okumura
1 day ago
I'm crying like an anime fan on prom night

[Tasty]

Poor Andrex, never to know the glory of Sonic Transformed on PC at resolutions above 1920x1080 and 60 FPS  :'(

"PC 'Master Race??'" Fuck off Nazi.

[naff]

Shut up nerd.

[Trent Dole]

I'm hype for new Sanic racing but irked that it's apparently Sanic characters only and not the glorious crossover pile of the prior two games. Makes it a 'buy for $20 a few months after launch' instead of a day one.

[Kara]

Steampunks trying to fight the console war over mascot racing games.

[team filler]

well it sounds a bit silly when you say it like that

[paprikastaude]

Crash Team Racing > whogivesadamn

Bloodstained.    NSMB?

Lots of fightin' games like SF, too.   I just love that this is looking pretty good and basically is what Mighty No. 9 was supposed to be in concept art. 

[bork]

I'm hype for new Sanic racing but irked that it's apparently Sanic characters only and not the glorious crossover pile of the prior two games. Makes it a 'buy for $20 a few months after launch' instead of a day one.

Am hoping it still has all the other various Sega IPs too.  Why remove them after two games, especially when the levels were themed after the various games? 

[agrajag]

Remember that sega fighting game where you could play as a car