username: Great Rumbler
real name: good boy, who's a good boy, you are
age: 4.5 in human years
race: golden retriever
gender: male
location: Yum! Brands HQ
interests: Joe Molotov, chasing tennis balls, chasing sticks, chasing frisbees, chasing other things thrown, that squirrel who keeps coming on the deck, water, why is that squirrel coming on the deck, that truck that comes by once a day, THAT SQUIRREL IS STILL ON THE DECK WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING