Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 4199834 times)

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50400 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:45:46 PM »

That nonconforming kid from the lady that invented gender division is a brat.

Retroactively giving the finger to it's parents.

Uncle · « **Reply #50401 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:46:20 PM »

era: "why does it have to be a man?"

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #50402 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Stinkles, https://www.resetera.com/threads/terminator-dark-fate-review-thread.148166/post-25874031

Incels and trolls whining about shit they barely understand because they have finally found a community that rewards them for lowest common denominator bullshit as long as they stay on message. They don't have an ethos, or a point, or an argument. They are just getting small jolts to their reward system for agreeing with each other and they don't care what they're agreeing about. This year it'll be women, next month it'll be race, or sexuality or some other target to blame for their own emptiness. So even if you want to help them, ignore them. If their communities wither, the individual members will at least have a better shot at doing something meaningful or constructive or honest.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #50403 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:50:48 PM »

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marrec · « **Reply #50404 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:55:34 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on October 28, 2019, 02:47:28 PM

Quote from: Stinkles, https://www.resetera.com/threads/terminator-dark-fate-review-thread.148166/post-25874031
Incels and trolls whining about shit they barely understand because they have finally found a community that rewards them for lowest common denominator bullshit as long as they stay on message. They don't have an ethos, or a point, or an argument. They are just getting small jolts to their reward system for agreeing with each other and they don't care what they're agreeing about. This year it'll be women, next month it'll be race, or sexuality or some other target to blame for their own emptiness. So even if you want to help them, ignore them. If their communities wither, the individual members will at least have a better shot at doing something meaningful or constructive or honest.

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This is a cry for help.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #50405 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 28, 2019, 02:22:42 PM

*played the first ten minutes of a long RPG*

*spent the next two and a half hours arguing that it's not very good with people online*

Is this trolling? No, he's being woke so it can't be.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50406 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:00:43 PM »

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This year it'll be women, next month it'll be race, or sexuality or some other target to blame for their own emptiness.

The Frank O'Connor Revolutionary Calendar.

Nintex · « **Reply #50407 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:09:56 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2019, 03:00:43 PM

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This year it'll be women, next month it'll be race, or sexuality or some other target to blame for their own emptiness.
The Frank O'Connor Revolutionary Calendar.

So who do I blame for terrible HALO games?

team filler · « **Reply #50408 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:10:50 PM »

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #50409 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:28:31 PM »

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But what gender was it
No one knows. Not even the parents. The kid doesn't know yet.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/iowa-woman-dies-during-a-gender-reveal-party.149643/post-25882415

Time to call babies "It"

Very progressive

EchoRin · « **Reply #50410 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:28:42 PM »

Chad Michael Murray

ShutUp · « **Reply #50411 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:29:04 PM »

Leave Idris Elba out of this you monster

stufte · « **Reply #50412 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:30:24 PM »

If my parents let me decide what gender I was when I was a little kid I would have been spiderman-gendered.

ShutUp · « **Reply #50413 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:31:11 PM »

The kid doesn’t know therefore until they are old enough to understand themselves, they are either born a boy or a girl. Normal humans understand this but, well, REEEEE.

Nintex · « **Reply #50414 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:31:24 PM »

I would've been LEGO-gendered.

marrec · « **Reply #50415 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:31:39 PM »

Quote from: filler on October 28, 2019, 03:10:50 PM

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incel honey pot post

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #50416 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:41:02 PM »

2013 callback

paprikastaude · « **Reply #50417 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:41:56 PM »

Quote from: ShutUp on October 28, 2019, 03:31:11 PM

The kid doesn’t know therefore until they are old enough to understand themselves, they are either born a boy or a girl. Normal humans understand this but, well, REEEEE.

If you don't educate your kid about sexuality at age 2 (at latest), you're a nazi.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50418 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on October 28, 2019, 03:41:56 PM

Quote from: ShutUp on October 28, 2019, 03:31:11 PM
The kid doesn’t know therefore until they are old enough to understand themselves, they are either born a boy or a girl. Normal humans understand this but, well, REEEEE.

If you don't educate your kid about sexuality at age 2 (at latest), you're a nazi.

At age two it should already be halfway through the academic canon.

Drainage · « **Reply #50419 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:13:50 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-xbox-okay.149779/

Quote from: Sabrina

It seems like Major Nelson had to get a second job doing modeling. Are we sure Xbox is doing okay?

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Reported

We Have Fun

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #50420 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:16:46 PM »

Is sabrina oka-

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-xbox-okay.149779/post-25884455

Are you okay?

goddammit

Drainage · « **Reply #50421 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:18:19 PM »

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User Banned (3 days): trolling in a sensitive forum

benjipwns · « **Reply #50422 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:22:49 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-xbox-okay.149779/post-25884538

Where's Hobbes when you need a moderator.

Someone ask this fun guy to come over here, we'll send the unfun riotous back to them.

EchoRin · « **Reply #50423 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:22:50 PM »

I thought it was pretty funny. A light hearted little joke. Instead you get a 3 day ban for not being a miserable person who is super serious at all times.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50424 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:23:27 PM »

Quote from: B-Dubs

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Where's Hobbes when you need a moderator.
He's not a moderator.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #50425 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Drainage on October 28, 2019, 04:18:19 PM

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User Banned (3 days): trolling in a sensitive forum

benjipwns · « **Reply #50426 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:37:51 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on October 28, 2019, 04:22:50 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. A light hearted little joke. Instead you get a 3 day ban for not being a miserable person who is super serious at all times.

FACT CHECK: https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/

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Today ResetEra is the most popular independent gaming forum on the internet as measured by traffic. It is also an inclusive space that proudly welcomes members of every gender, ethnicity, and sexual orientation. Respect and decency towards each other, regardless of background, is nonnegotiable. Posters are expected to enter discussions in good faith.

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Show Some Effort

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EchoRin · « **Reply #50427 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:40:13 PM »

Reminds me of this little ditty from Shower Goblin's forum that gave me a good laugh back in the day

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/first-half-life-3-screen-shots.479298/

Uncle · « **Reply #50428 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:31:25 PM »

I didn't even need to click it and you made me start chuckling

benjipwns · « **Reply #50429 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:43:53 PM »

Quote from: Evilore

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The main problem with old gaf was that you were far removed and allowed the inmates to over-rule you. When you closed the BCT only to be overruled by bish really was telling about who controlled the forum at the time.

Less euro trips and more keeping an eye on your staff.
He didn’t overrule me. He asked politely if he could handle it instead, quietly, since he knew them, and said some nonsense about how it would be reminiscent of slavery if a white man banned them. Absurd, but it seemed to be a big deal to him so I let it go.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #50430 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:44:50 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2019, 04:37:51 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on October 28, 2019, 04:22:50 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. A light hearted little joke. Instead you get a 3 day ban for not being a miserable person who is super serious at all times.
FACT CHECK: https://www.resetera.com/threads/general-guide-to-resetera.9777/
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Since its founding in late 2017, ResetEra has been an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry. Our goal is to provide a modern platform where enthusiasts and industry professionals alike will want to talk about all kinds of video games -- and everything else under the sun. Safeguarded by technology, a vigilant staff, and some of the toughest registration screening of any public forum, ResetEra has been able to cultivate a highly active and passionate community while keeping most trolls and bad actors off of the site.

Today ResetEra is the most popular independent gaming forum on the internet as measured by traffic. It is also an inclusive space that proudly welcomes members of every gender, ethnicity, and sexual orientation. Respect and decency towards each other, regardless of background, is nonnegotiable. Posters are expected to enter discussions in good faith.
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Thread Creation Guidelines

The power to make threads comes with important responsibility. Here's how you can get a great discussion started.

Show Some Effort

Being the Original Poster (OP) of a thread means that it's up to you to provide the foundation for good discussion. When you create a thread, you should include more than just one or two short sentences; make sure that there is enough substance to sustain an interesting conversation. Write as clearly and articulately as possible. Consider whether you're presenting the subject in a way that will generate good discussion. Make sure you are posting the thread in the correct section of the forum, and use the preview feature to double check your work before posting. After creating your thread, consider adding a Cover Image to spruce up its presentation. Do not make provocative threads only to bail on them after the first post. All of the rules outlined in other parts of this document also apply to thread creation.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50431 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:48:30 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/was-cussed-out-by-a-customer-for-the-first-time-can%E2%80%99t-get-over-it.149579/post-25854759

User Banned (1 week): antagonizing other users

It's just SocialistEra, someone must have linked this thread in one of their Discords or something.

This means it's true right?

benjipwns · « **Reply #50432 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:49:43 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/links-awakening-is-full-of-unnecessarily-obtuse-and-frustrating-puzzles.149582/

nine pages huh

Potato · « **Reply #50433 on:** October 28, 2019, 06:31:51 PM »

I don't think I've ever read a more succinct summary of REEEsetera.
This should go in the op op too

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on October 28, 2019, 02:47:28 PM

Quote from: Stinkles, [url=https://www.resetera.com/threads/terminator-dark-fate-review-thread.148166/post-25874031
https://www.resetera.com/threads/terminator-dark-fate-review-thread.148166/post-25874031[/url]]Incels and trolls whining about shit they barely understand because they have finally found a community that rewards them for lowest common denominator bullshit as long as they stay on message. They don't have an ethos, or a point, or an argument. They are just getting small jolts to their reward system for agreeing with each other and they don't care what they're agreeing about. This year it'll be women, next month it'll be race, or sexuality or some other target to blame for their own emptiness. So even if you want to help them, ignore them. If their communities wither, the individual members will at least have a better shot at doing something meaningful or constructive or honest.

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Boredfrom · « **Reply #50434 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:07:58 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2019, 05:43:53 PM

Quote from: Evilore
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The main problem with old gaf was that you were far removed and allowed the inmates to over-rule you. When you closed the BCT only to be overruled by bish really was telling about who controlled the forum at the time.

Less euro trips and more keeping an eye on your staff.
He didn’t overrule me. He asked politely if he could handle it instead, quietly, since he knew them, and said some nonsense about how it would be reminiscent of slavery if a white man banned them. Absurd, but it seemed to be a big deal to him so I let it go.

So Evilore is a bigger idiot than I imagined.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #50435 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:25:32 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2019, 05:43:53 PM

Quote from: Evilore
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The main problem with old gaf was that you were far removed and allowed the inmates to over-rule you. When you closed the BCT only to be overruled by bish really was telling about who controlled the forum at the time.

Less euro trips and more keeping an eye on your staff.
He didn’t overrule me. He asked politely if he could handle it instead, quietly, since he knew them, and said some nonsense about how it would be reminiscent of slavery if a white man banned them. Absurd, but it seemed to be a big deal to him so I let it go.

There is a reason none of the smart black members of ERA posted on, or currently post, on BCT.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #50436 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:47:30 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-arrested-after-shouting-allah-akbar-at-joker-screening-in-paris.149765/post-25884380

The snack bar joke for “Allahu Ackbar” is actually a fairly common xenophobic joke used on 4chan and hate sites.

I see you, Dennis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50437 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:53:31 PM »

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People yell in US theaters often. It's part of why I don't go see films on opening night
In this case you don't even grasp the context. Beside being insensitive to the whole aspect of the terrorist attacks.

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I don't think it's right to say that Allah Akbar is an inherently dangerous thing to say (or even yell) in a public place.
Why do you keep using "say" after being told several times that it's not about saying it? See, this is exactly arguing in bad faith. I'm done with your trolling.

what

benjipwns · « **Reply #50438 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:55:19 PM »

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That said, it’s not really that different from yelling “oh my god” is it? Which people definitely did during my screening of Joker

Quote from: news story

The man was present at the screening when he stood up, with another individual, and shouted "Allah Akbar" several times in this large cinema room with a capacity of 500 spectators. The two men then fled.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50439 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:57:17 PM »

Quote from: Messofanego

I can only read the Google translation but it doesn't reveal what ethnicity the man was, was he white or Muslim?

benjipwns · « **Reply #50440 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:01:20 PM »

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He did a four lions?
I still dont understand the point of this film

To entertain.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #50441 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:05:55 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/elected-arizona-official-charged-of-running-a-human-smuggling-scheme-suspended.149820/#post-25891044

Phoenix continues to be a national embarrassment. Fuck my life.

Only resetera could make a human trafficking story be about themselves.

team filler · « **Reply #50442 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:07:23 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #50443 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:08:01 PM »

THEY DID IT: https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-long-did-you-go-on-god-of-war-3s-ending.149806/post-25888469

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https://www.**********/threads/this-sucks-my-god-of-war-3-copy-is-glitched-wtf.963325/

edit: oh, you can't link to gaf anymore.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #50444 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:13:18 PM »

Quote from: filler on October 28, 2019, 08:07:23 PM

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People here loved that film, thought.

EchoRin · « **Reply #50445 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:27:05 PM »

What is that image from?

"our roots go beyond disney"

K. But what movie is it referring to anyway?

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #50446 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:28:28 PM »

Apparently there are no mirrors, pots or kettles in Morrigan's house

"Your friend seems like a massively insecure and controlling douche"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/was-it-wrong-for-me-to-take-a-picture-with-my-friends-girlfriend.149706/#post-25872789

benjipwns · « **Reply #50447 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:32:54 PM »

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Time to drop this friend

benjipwns · « **Reply #50448 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:35:00 PM »

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You should whup his ass on top of all this, put him in his place.
Yeah, help to discourage toxic masculinity by kicking its effing ass!

Boredfrom · « **Reply #50449 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:39:48 PM »

Quote from: Hobbes

Kinda hoping Kotaku staff jump ship to WaPo or something.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-publishes-article-criticizing-their-own-terrible-ads-kotaku-owners-later-remove-it-without-consent-of-the-staff.149832/#post-25891772

benjipwns · « **Reply #50450 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:46:56 PM »

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Its deeper than that. The owners pulling the articles from all their websites is censoring the staff and ALL OF US as consumers. The article was promoting and encouraging the use of free speech to opine on what we the consumers would like to see. By pulling these articles they are censoring us the readers of Video Game Journalism.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50451 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on October 28, 2019, 08:39:48 PM

Quote from: Hobbes
Kinda hoping Kotaku staff jump ship to WaPo or something.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-publishes-article-criticizing-their-own-terrible-ads-kotaku-owners-later-remove-it-without-consent-of-the-staff.149832/#post-25891772

This is why unions are important.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #50452 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:51:17 PM »

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All the writers, editors and other producers of content need to bail. Gizmodo Media Group is awful and needs to burn.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #50453 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:06:07 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-state-and-hpv-virus-vaccine.149829/#post-25891756

My wife is Bi and works in the medical field, so please fuck off yourself.

(She’s bi)

benjipwns · « **Reply #50454 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:16:33 PM »

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Me and the wife do not like it and now are conflicted on how to vote because we have a 10 year old daughter.

What is ERA’s view on this?

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We are allowing anti-vax conspiracy theory lies on this forum now? Wtf?

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Seriously everyone just report the OP. Anti-vas

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This is quite obviously a troll thread

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I love how OP hasn't so much as acknowledge ANY of the links posted
10/10 trolling

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You’re such an obvious antivaxxer. Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit.

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Just your standard troll thread.

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Troll thread?

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This is a masterfully done troll thread.

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OP your wife is a fool and so are you. Read the links, get educated, close this thread down and grow the fuck up.

I feel bad for the kids tbh.

Also, don’t @ me. Just read the information provided and protect your children from cancer.

Quote from: Cheebo

Yeah go ask your other homophobic alt right anti-vaccine cult members

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Admin, delete this motherfucker's account. Send a message.

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Yep. Everyone report the OP. Anti-vax bullshit isn’t allowed here.

I suppose that's one form of answering the question and having good discussion.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50455 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:17:16 PM »

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The world is fucked if your wife is a registered nurse yet is falling for homophobic anti-vax conspiracy theories Euphoria.

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His "wife" needs to lose their RN license and never step foot into a medical building ever again

two people who have never met nurses apparently

benjipwns · « **Reply #50456 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:22:27 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-publishes-article-criticizing-their-own-terrible-ads-kotaku-owners-later-remove-it-without-consent-of-the-staff.149832/post-25893033

Sent the email. Would love it if the Kotaku team collectively jumped ship and started their own company, but that’s an expensive endeavor so I don’t expect that. Maybe get some of the AV Club team and Deadspin in there too. Keep it focused on media, and do the same thing for politics with The Root, Splinter, and whatever else has proactive leftist politics.

I agree, just restart the current company in its current form without any of the financial backing and upgrading everyone a level into management.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #50457 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:25:37 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 28, 2019, 09:22:27 PM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-publishes-article-criticizing-their-own-terrible-ads-kotaku-owners-later-remove-it-without-consent-of-the-staff.149832/post-25893033
Sent the email. Would love it if the Kotaku team collectively jumped ship and started their own company, but that’s an expensive endeavor so I don’t expect that. Maybe get some of the AV Club team and Deadspin in there too. Keep it focused on media, and do the same thing for politics with The Root, Splinter, and whatever else has proactive leftist politics.
I agree, just restart the current company in its current form without any of the financial backing and upgrading everyone a level into management.

Seizing the means of production?
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benjipwns · « **Reply #50458 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:33:50 PM »

Well, abandoning the means of production held by the capitalists and attempting to recreate them somewhere else IS one form of historical socialism I suppose.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50459 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:37:16 PM »

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Jason should leave Kotaku and form his own press website that runs on his own terms, alone or with a unionized workforce.

News:

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