River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[nudemacusers]

Can we talk about fashion in here or will transphobic mod tyrants ban that as well?

he's gonna need sweaters to cover up that thin skin so i'd post some of those

Found the perfect one


nsfw image removed.

[agrajag]

Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all

Their last fully gasoline powered auto

 

[benjipwns]

I'm not sure I'd call him a "hero". But cancer can just fuck off and I don't wish it on anyone. Hope he can somehow beat it.

Here’s what ‘Jeopardy!’ host Alex Trebek said about #MeToo
"You know, when the #MeToo movement started, I had discussions with the staff during production meetings," he told Vulture. "I said, 'My gosh, this has got to be a scary time for men.'"

wrong side of history

[Lonewulfeus]

Then again, I bet Zen will be very happy that his car is silent when he finally snaps and kidnaps a child now that twitter has cut him off from the only outlet to help control his sick urges.  If only cripple Chan wasn’t delisted from google...

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-be-bumping-into-my-ex-at-a-wedding-whats-the-move-era.103845/

Lemme bottom line it for you:

- Was seeing a woman seriously for about 5 years.

- Broke up about 4 years ago. Has been zero contact since, this will be the first encounter.

- She dumped me. One of the main reasons she gave: "I want to be with someone who shares my love of EDM." Reasons like that and it being sorta out of the blue caused me to take it poorly. It was a tough recovery, I felt low for a long while.

- Feel better now, and better off, and with someone new. She will be my plus 1 at the wedding. She has been briefed. That all being said: still a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

- My understanding is the ex will be bringing her new BF as well. I really don't care.

Okay now that I've laid it out: how do you comport yourself? Anyone been in a similar situation? MY inclination is the "polite stranger" tone: be nice/grownup, greet if you find yourself in the same space, but basically minimize and avoid contact. No need to make conversation or introduce new GF, and if I can get away with zero contact all evening hey I'll take it.

Thoughts?

Oh and an unrelated P.S.

The day after the breakup I called up one of my best friends to fill him in. When I got to the EDM reason he immediately started laughing.

"OH MY GOD GOOD RIDDANCE!" he wailed.

Felt good.

[BisMarckie]

The German car manufacturers will be making cars with combustion engines for at least 20 more years. I’ll be dead.anyway when they prohibit them by law in like 70 years.

[BisMarckie]

Then again, I bet Zen will be very happy that his car is silent when he finally snaps and kidnaps a child now that twitter has cut him off from the only outlet to help control his sick urges.  If only cripple Chan wasn’t delisted from google...

Details

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paul-manafort-sentenced-to-jail-for-47-months-this-is-some-goddamn-bullshit.104071/
 

lol three pages in ten minutes

[nachobro]

more than amirox

[benjipwns]

"I never even knew his real name"

[Nintex]

Manafort could be out in 12 months.
Just in time to be the 6th Chief of Staff.

The Mueller report is expected to hit soon as well.

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-be-bumping-into-my-ex-at-a-wedding-whats-the-move-era.103845/

Lemme bottom line it for you:

- Was seeing a woman seriously for about 5 years.

- Broke up about 4 years ago. Has been zero contact since, this will be the first encounter.

- She dumped me. One of the main reasons she gave: "I want to be with someone who shares my love of EDM." Reasons like that and it being sorta out of the blue caused me to take it poorly. It was a tough recovery, I felt low for a long while.

- Feel better now, and better off, and with someone new. She will be my plus 1 at the wedding. She has been briefed. That all being said: still a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

- My understanding is the ex will be bringing her new BF as well. I really don't care.

Okay now that I've laid it out: how do you comport yourself? Anyone been in a similar situation? MY inclination is the "polite stranger" tone: be nice/grownup, greet if you find yourself in the same space, but basically minimize and avoid contact. No need to make conversation or introduce new GF, and if I can get away with zero contact all evening hey I'll take it.

Thoughts?

Oh and an unrelated P.S.

The day after the breakup I called up one of my best friends to fill him in. When I got to the EDM reason he immediately started laughing.

"OH MY GOD GOOD RIDDANCE!" he wailed.

Felt good.

This is the kind of guy to hear the classic, "It's not you, it's me" excuse and genuinely believe it. 

[Lonewulfeus]

Then again, I bet Zen will be very happy that his car is silent when he finally snaps and kidnaps a child now that twitter has cut him off from the only outlet to help control his sick urges.  If only cripple Chan wasn’t delisted from google...

Details

If I wasn’t banned I could search and find the thread, but basically when twitter announced it was banning loli crap he was called out for his avatar and defended it as just a “cute girl” he ain’t slick, he’s just lucky ree allows pedos.

[nachobro]

is amirox banned from here? maybe this will be the only board to allow him his glorious return as someone's alt account

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taco-bell-workers-fired-over-video-showing-them-assaulting-customers.104067/post-18630912

I know people talk down to fast food employees and treat them like dogshit, I don't know if that's what happened here but you can't follow someone out of the store 6-deep and beat their ass, that is ridiculous. A $20 gift card is an insult.

But what if he was wearing a MAGA hat, Merc? 

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-be-bumping-into-my-ex-at-a-wedding-whats-the-move-era.103845/

Lemme bottom line it for you:

- Was seeing a woman seriously for about 5 years.

- Broke up about 4 years ago. Has been zero contact since, this will be the first encounter.

- She dumped me. One of the main reasons she gave: "I want to be with someone who shares my love of EDM."

What she actually said was, "I don't want to be with someone who uses phrases like, lemme bottom line it for you."

[Cream youll cave soon]

is amirox banned from here? maybe this will be the only board to allow him his glorious return as someone's alt account

 

[benjipwns]

we should let him in if only to give us details on that whole getting urine tossed on him thing, plus any other juicy jail stories, then we can dump him

[PogiJones]

we should let him in if only to give us details on that whole getting urine tossed on him thing, plus any other juicy jail stories, then we can dump him

You really gonna do that to Ms.Galaxy?

[nachobro]

and i thought the reaction from cream coming back couldn't be topped

[benjipwns]

You really gonna do that to Ms.Galaxy?

you really think THQNordic has some kind of Jail-to-Jobs program?

[benjipwns]

The problem is capitalism, not the single actions of a company.

When gamers realize these companies aren't their friends and just care about maximizing their profits and not to deliver a quality game, then things will change.

gamers rise up

[HaughtyFrank]

I'm not sure I'd call him a "hero". But cancer can just fuck off and I don't wish it on anyone. Hope he can somehow beat it.

Here’s what ‘Jeopardy!’ host Alex Trebek said about #MeToo
"You know, when the #MeToo movement started, I had discussions with the staff during production meetings," he told Vulture. "I said, 'My gosh, this has got to be a scary time for men.'"

wrong side of history

I see RE keeps fighting the good fight against people afflicted with terminal cancer

[benjipwns]

Shit, might as well start defrauding people of millions

Doesn't matter that I racked up 40 felonies and likely ruined the livelihood of dozens, it's non-violent!

ResetERA.com, where its users don't mind spending four years in federal prison.

[benjipwns]

So...what are the odds the judge was bribed?

[Snoopycat_]

we should let him in if only to give us details on that whole getting urine tossed on him thing, plus any other juicy jail stories, then we can dump him

You really gonna do that to Ms.Galaxy?

They were just having a lover's tiff.

[benjipwns]

This country is a goddamned fn embarrassment. Literally an oligarchy in everything but name, you can get away with anything if you're rich enough or know the right person.

how many places are literally an oligarchy in name?

[Boredfrom]

Seems that the judge is an asshole but dunno if RE is any position to shit KHarvey because he was the voice of reason in Manafort threads.

[tiesto]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-be-bumping-into-my-ex-at-a-wedding-whats-the-move-era.103845/

Lemme bottom line it for you:

- Was seeing a woman seriously for about 5 years.

- Broke up about 4 years ago. Has been zero contact since, this will be the first encounter.

- She dumped me. One of the main reasons she gave: "I want to be with someone who shares my love of EDM." Reasons like that and it being sorta out of the blue caused me to take it poorly. It was a tough recovery, I felt low for a long while.

- Feel better now, and better off, and with someone new. She will be my plus 1 at the wedding. She has been briefed. That all being said: still a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

- My understanding is the ex will be bringing her new BF as well. I really don't care.

Okay now that I've laid it out: how do you comport yourself? Anyone been in a similar situation? MY inclination is the "polite stranger" tone: be nice/grownup, greet if you find yourself in the same space, but basically minimize and avoid contact. No need to make conversation or introduce new GF, and if I can get away with zero contact all evening hey I'll take it.

Thoughts?

Oh and an unrelated P.S.

The day after the breakup I called up one of my best friends to fill him in. When I got to the EDM reason he immediately started laughing.

"OH MY GOD GOOD RIDDANCE!" he wailed.

Felt good.

This is the kind of guy to hear the classic, "It's not you, it's me" excuse and genuinely believe it.

The EDM thing is hilarious. Though I've met some crazy hardcore trance fans, if she's one of them it might not be a stretch to say she meant it 

[Lonewulfeus]

This country is a goddamned fn embarrassment. Literally an oligarchy in everything but name, you can get away with anything if you're rich enough or know the right person.

how many places are literally an oligarchy in name?

At least one.

https://www.oligarchny.com

[Boredfrom]

can't hear you over that 4 year sentence that all saw coming..

You have to speak up Harvey.

I can type it again for you to ignore if you’d like.

Try it again. Lets see if it works.

 

I'm still seeing a rich white guy get off due to a Judge that talked shit about the prosecution the entire time. You're seeing something else?

 

[tummyfat]

Why does the other thread have more pages than this one?   

[bork]

Why does the other thread have more pages than this one?   

This one has more views.

[bork]

Shit, not anymore.  Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[benjipwns]

America is such a joke. Like refusing to pass the law because it didn’t focus only on Jewish people. I know it’s only 23 but you can bet most of the republicans and a chunk of the dems secretly gave zero fucks about other minorities too.

Cos it’s fine to hate on anyone but Jews. The whole us senate is in Israel’s pocket, it’s embarrassing now.

it's not a fucking law it was just a meaningless resolution lol

[BIONIC]

Hey guys, just woke up from my medically-induced coma. What’s going o…



We were supposed to be a family

[benjipwns]

can we retitle the thread to something that doesn't implicitly absolve Democratic leadership for all their efforts to throw a black Muslim woman under the bus

+1. Since the other thread got locked keeping the title as is feels like a shitty way to deflect blame off the Democrats.

Thirded. The democrats are responsible for this entire situation in the first place.

[BisMarckie]

That's why McAfee will win.

[benjipwns]

Agreed. This is a watershed moment that I hope someone in politics takes advantage of, like Tlaib.

lmao

[BisMarckie]

Hey guys, just woke up from my medically-induced coma. What’s going o…

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We were supposed to be a family

It's like when some family members who had too much wine just aired their old grievances. Not something that tears us apart.

However, if filler was there, this would not have happened. His equal like distribution would have eased the tension.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-be-bumping-into-my-ex-at-a-wedding-whats-the-move-era.103845/

Lemme bottom line it for you:

- Was seeing a woman seriously for about 5 years.

- Broke up about 4 years ago. Has been zero contact since, this will be the first encounter.

- She dumped me. One of the main reasons she gave: "I want to be with someone who shares my love of EDM." Reasons like that and it being sorta out of the blue caused me to take it poorly. It was a tough recovery, I felt low for a long while.

- Feel better now, and better off, and with someone new. She will be my plus 1 at the wedding. She has been briefed. That all being said: still a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

- My understanding is the ex will be bringing her new BF as well. I really don't care.

Okay now that I've laid it out: how do you comport yourself? Anyone been in a similar situation? MY inclination is the "polite stranger" tone: be nice/grownup, greet if you find yourself in the same space, but basically minimize and avoid contact. No need to make conversation or introduce new GF, and if I can get away with zero contact all evening hey I'll take it.

Thoughts?

Oh and an unrelated P.S.

The day after the breakup I called up one of my best friends to fill him in. When I got to the EDM reason he immediately started laughing.

"OH MY GOD GOOD RIDDANCE!" he wailed.

Felt good.

Maybe it's because I've been preconditioned to the crazy relationship advice threads from the socially incompetent people on ERA/GAF, but this guy kinda sounds sane and reasonably well adjusted.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Who am I kidding? He's asking for social advice from the least socially capable forum on the internet. Some of these fuckers make incels look normal.

He's clearly leaving out some important details like the fact he doesn't wipe his arse for fear of being gay or he has some sort of growth in his body that he refuses to see a doctor about.

[close]

[benjipwns]

he's "asking" for how to deal with seeing someone at a third party's wedding

spoiler (click to show/hide)

secretly stealth thread to bash his ex

[close]

[Leadbelly]

Just imagine in the future when most cars are electric and silent. Finally all the noise pollution is gone... and then some small-dicked soft-brain comes down the street blasting car noises for no fucking reason at all

Their last fully gasoline powered auto

 

Or the Aston Martin Valkyrie which has a naturally aspirated V12.


The car itself is fucking insane. No car has aerodynamics as extreme I think.


Also, they will have a more moderate version nicknamed, 'the son of Valkyrie' and it's still insane. lol


One thing you can say is, they look like nothing else.

[agrajag]

Pretty sure most modern hypercars have an electronic height adjustable suspension.

[Rufus]

The servants will lift it over.

[BisMarckie]

The practicability of sports cars ends at the BMW M or Mercedes AMG series. Beyond that you are not meant to get some groceries with them. Any city which isn't in UAE or Qatar or something would destroy those cars.

[Leadbelly]

Can that thing even make it over a speedbump without damage to the underside?

I don't know... I imagine it will be able to raise the suspension though for clearance. Another question would be though: will you even be able to fit in it? It is extreme in every way, which includes a very narrow cockpit you have to lift yourself in to.

[agrajag]

the Valkyrie's main rival

[Rufus]

The practicability of sports cars ends at the BMW M or Mercedes AMG series. Beyond that you are not meant to get some groceries with them. Any city which isn't in UAE or Qatar or something would destroy those cars.

Forgetting Porsche?

[BisMarckie]

Forgetting Porsche?

Unless we're talking about the abomination that is the Cayenne, I don't think you can fit a child seat into a 911. 

[agrajag]

I think the Panamera is kinda sexy

 

[Rufus]

You get the Porsche when they're old enough to use public transport.

[Leadbelly]

the Valkyrie's main rival

Yeah. These will be two of the greatest production cars ever built. Some people believe the project One (actually just called the One now) will beat the Valkyrie. I don't know though. The Valkyrie's aero looks more extreme, and it's designed by Formula 1 engineering genius, Adrian Newey. Adrian Newey is one of the most, if not the most successful race car designers in the history of Formula 1.

[agrajag]

I think the One pretty much is a street legal F1 car tho.

I don't know, I think the Jesko is a game changer and will be the fastest one around the Nurburgring. 1,200hp on gas and 1,600hp on ethanol and the downforce it has is unheard of.

[benjipwns]

man cream was right you guys can't stop talking about things with cheeseburgers

[BisMarckie]

I think the Panamera is kinda sexy

 

It weighs over 2 tons though

And it costs more than double of what the M3 cost.

[agrajag]

I think the Panamera is kinda sexy

 

It weighs over 2 tons though

And it costs more than double of what the M3 cost.

it's a grand tourer sedan, I don't think it's in direct competition with the M3. It's for the older distinguished daddy who still gotta go fast sometimes

 

[PogiJones]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/07/nyregion/michael-cohen-trump-lawsuit.html

So if you win, benji, think you can upgrade us to better software?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Thebire 2.0. MOBILE VIEW!

[clothedmacuser]

I found the website for Era to determine what foods and products to purchase. 

https://www.hrc.org/apps/buyersguide/ranking.php?category=1221


Silly fools can only eat Olive Garden and McDonalds while us moderates can enjoy Yum! coming in with a respectable 80 rating.