River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[james]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

Ummm.... talk about burying the lede.

What's VK

[Transhuman]

It's like Russian Facebook the way Weibo is Chinese Facebook

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

Perhaps he did so while visibly salivating, and his tongue hanging out his mouth.

I feel like that would have been mentioned.

[Rufus]

Weibo is Chinese Twitter. You're right about VK though.

[Transhuman]

Weibo is Chinese Twitter. You're right about VK though.

I don't even have an American Twitter

[Potato]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

I wasn't implying that Pratchett did anything untoward, but even if he did, there's plenty of reason not to be offended anyway.

[Boredfrom]

Welp, the VK stuff sounds really fucking creepy. I wonder who called him out of it.

[Great Rumbler]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

Perhaps he did so while visibly salivating, and his tongue hanging out his mouth.

I feel like that would have been mentioned.

He also did the "humminahumminahummina, awooooga awooooga!!" bit like the coyote from those old cartoons.

[Transhuman]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

I wasn't implying that Pratchett did anything untoward, but even if he did, there's plenty of reason not to be offended anyway.

But the main reason not to be offended is because nothing offensive seems to have been said or done. Anything else seems like taking a back foot position. In an ideal world she'd explain why she took umbrage with it instead of it being something that has to be defended.

[Transhuman]

Weibo is Chinese Twitter. You're right about VK though.

I don't even have an American Twitter

You should! It's where unfunny comedians thrive.

[Potato]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

I wasn't implying that Pratchett did anything untoward, but even if he did, there's plenty of reason not to be offended anyway.

But the main reason not to be offended is because nothing offensive seems to have been said or done. Anything else seems like taking a back foot position. In an ideal world she'd explain why she took umbrage with it instead of it being something that has to be defended.

Well, she's a mod on REEEsetera, so chances that she's just an ungrateful whinging cunt are quite high.

[Transhuman]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

I wasn't implying that Pratchett did anything untoward, but even if he did, there's plenty of reason not to be offended anyway.

But the main reason not to be offended is because nothing offensive seems to have been said or done. Anything else seems like taking a back foot position. In an ideal world she'd explain why she took umbrage with it instead of it being something that has to be defended.

Well, she's a mod on REEEsetera, so chances that she's just an ungrateful whinging cunt are quite high.

I think's she's just a normal person who sees oppression where there's none, which is dumb, but hardly a sin.

: ( you don't have to get all nasty

[Transhuman]

You can call amir0x a dumb cunt though, for obvious reasons

[Potato]

Or, maybe the slightest bit of research would have told her that one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is losing inhibitions and behaving in ways that may seem inappropriate. But, you know, REEEseterans never let the facts get in the way of a potential outrage session or the opportunity to play victim.

"Losing inhibitions"??! "Not appropriate"? All he fucking said was that she looked beautiful or had a pretty smile or whatever. That shouldn't be something someone has to plead insanity on.

I wasn't implying that Pratchett did anything untoward, but even if he did, there's plenty of reason not to be offended anyway.

But the main reason not to be offended is because nothing offensive seems to have been said or done. Anything else seems like taking a back foot position. In an ideal world she'd explain why she took umbrage with it instead of it being something that has to be defended.

Well, she's a mod on REEEsetera, so chances that she's just an ungrateful whinging cunt are quite high.

I think's she's just a normal person who sees oppression where there's none, which is dumb, but hardly a sin.

: ( you don't have to get all nasty

That's what I said, a cunt.

[Lonewulfeus]

This place isn’t what it used to be

[Transhuman]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46206.msg2728867#msg2728867



At least resetera will always be what it used to be

[clothedmacuser]

 

Why does slayven try to talk about adult issues?  He always gets bodied.


Well, until he writes five paragraphs of self-righteous indignation totally unrelated to the issue and everyone quotes him and says, "Yes, this!"

[PogiJones]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

Ummm.... talk about burying the lede.

What's VK

Caught your interest, did it

[Lonewulfeus]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46206.msg2728867#msg2728867



At least resetera will always be what it used to be

That’s the joke

[jorma]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

Ummm.... talk about burying the lede.

What's VK

[Raist]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1191655029972852737

"15yo and endured a harassment campaign"

"oh well. let's close this bitch and move on"

[VomKriege]

Welp, the VK stuff sounds really fucking creepy. I wonder who called him out of it.

Stop associating me with this you sick fucks !

[nudemacusers]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

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[thisismyusername]

Welp, the VK stuff sounds really fucking creepy. I wonder who called him out of it.

Stop associating me with this you sick fucks !

Curious you're denying it, Amir0x alt.

[nudemacusers]

You can call amir0x a dumb cunt though, for obvious reasons

Yeah seriously, editing a post on neogaf to win an argument?!

[Transhuman]

Plus didn't he lie about his mom being ill so could scam neogaf users for money to buy crack so he could get extra hard while he masturbated to cp?

I joined NeoGaf late so I heard all this stuff second-hand and it doesn't seem real, and yet...

[thisismyusername]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/du01nr/drama_in_rtf2_as_subreddit_owners_dark_past/

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/dtp0q8/petition_to_unmod_uwickedplayer494/f6xzr79/

[VomKriege]

Welp, the VK stuff sounds really fucking creepy. I wonder who called him out of it.

Stop associating me with this you sick fucks !

Curious you're denying it, Amir0x alt.

The doxxing is out of control

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hold-up-wouldnt-satan-reward-us-heretics-instead-of-torturing-us.152204/#post-26295417

You've never tortured someone who thought that you cared for them before, have you? The look of shock and betrayal on their face never gets old.

[EightBitNate]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

Ummm.... talk about burying the lede.

What's VK

Some site I used for porn from 2011 to 2013

[Lonewulfeus]

My daughter came to my room and said she heard an accident.  I just heard a loud boom and thought it was thunder.  We walked outside and saw the neighbors mailbox in our yard, and our mailbox was missing.  Looked across the road and saw a truck had wrecked.

My daughter handed me her phone and I called 911.

I told my daughter to go back inside.  While she walked back inside, a person got out of the truck and started walking towards me.  I had my handgun in my hand and the flashlight in the right hand.  The person started walking towards me.  I put the light on him and told him to stop and put his hands up.  He put his hands up but continued walking towards me.  He lowered his hands and put them in his coat pocket.  I pointed my gun at him and told him again to stop and keep h is hands up.  He was in the center of the road at that point.  I didn't want him coming towards me and I didn't want him to get hit by a car, so I told  him to walk backwards and keep his hands up.  When he got out of the road I told him to get on the ground.  He didn't  He turned around and started going to his truck.  The officers showed up at that point.  Officer told me to put my gun down. I complied.  After they secured the person they talked to me and got my information.   I'll pace it off in the morning when it's daylight, but it looks like the guy ran off the road about 100 yards from my house.

They worked the scene and the person was taken away in a patrol car.

My neighbors mailbox and pole it was on was about 40 yards from where it was supposed to be.  Mine was 52 yards away from where it was!  He also took out a power pole, and a brick wall.  Guy looked ok physically, no noticeable injuries so that's good.  Officers smelled alcohol, and charged him with DUI.  These were officers in the same department I worked for, but weren't here when I was with the department.  Never met them before, and they didn't know I was a cop, retired now.  Glad the guy who pointed his gun at me and told me to drop mine didn't shoot me first, ask later.  That was pretty intense.

OPs username is Fear.  Add in the fact he was a cop and it really starts to paint a picture.

I'm glad  you're  retired, since you're a danger to those around you.

Enjoy your pension, pig.     And  stop pulling your gun on people at the first sign of trouble.

But then he wouldn't have been able to show everyone how cool he looks with his gun drawn.

OP, please write "I am a bad person and should not be armed" on one of your notes.

It could be a bait thread for NaziGAF...

I'm honestly leaning towards something along these lines. It's almost too obvious.

I'll bet it felt good as fuck to be back in the saddle for a minute, controlling people with your metal pee pee just like the old days.

You should have just shot him. You’ve already killed him and the rest of the planet by having a child.

Op is insane and deserves everyone ripping on him.

[Don Rumata]

My daughter came to my room and said she heard an accident.  I just heard a loud boom and thought it was thunder.  We walked outside and saw the neighbors mailbox in our yard, and our mailbox was missing.  Looked across the road and saw a truck had wrecked.

My daughter handed me her phone and I called 911.

I told my daughter to go back inside.  While she walked back inside, a person got out of the truck and started walking towards me.  I had my handgun in my hand and the flashlight in the right hand.  The person started walking towards me.  I put the light on him and told him to stop and put his hands up.  He put his hands up but continued walking towards me.  He lowered his hands and put them in his coat pocket.  I pointed my gun at him and told him again to stop and keep h is hands up.  He was in the center of the road at that point.  I didn't want him coming towards me and I didn't want him to get hit by a car, so I told  him to walk backwards and keep his hands up.  When he got out of the road I told him to get on the ground.  He didn't  He turned around and started going to his truck.  The officers showed up at that point.  Officer told me to put my gun down. I complied.  After they secured the person they talked to me and got my information.   I'll pace it off in the morning when it's daylight, but it looks like the guy ran off the road about 100 yards from my house.

They worked the scene and the person was taken away in a patrol car.

My neighbors mailbox and pole it was on was about 40 yards from where it was supposed to be.  Mine was 52 yards away from where it was!  He also took out a power pole, and a brick wall.  Guy looked ok physically, no noticeable injuries so that's good.  Officers smelled alcohol, and charged him with DUI.  These were officers in the same department I worked for, but weren't here when I was with the department.  Never met them before, and they didn't know I was a cop, retired now.  Glad the guy who pointed his gun at me and told me to drop mine didn't shoot me first, ask later.  That was pretty intense.

OPs username is Fear.  Add in the fact he was a cop and it really starts to paint a picture.

I'm glad  you're  retired, since you're a danger to those around you.

Enjoy your pension, pig.     And  stop pulling your gun on people at the first sign of trouble.

But then he wouldn't have been able to show everyone how cool he looks with his gun drawn.

OP, please write "I am a bad person and should not be armed" on one of your notes.

It could be a bait thread for NaziGAF...

I'm honestly leaning towards something along these lines. It's almost too obvious.

I'll bet it felt good as fuck to be back in the saddle for a minute, controlling people with your metal pee pee just like the old days.

You should have just shot him. You’ve already killed him and the rest of the planet by having a child.

Op is insane and deserves everyone ripping on him.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tupac-on-trump-greed-and-income-inequality.152107/

How come no one has posted "reminder, Tupac was convicted of sexual assault" yet?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tupac-on-trump-greed-and-income-inequality.152107/

How come no one has posted "reminder, Tupac was convicted of sexual assault" yet?

I love 2pac's mind during his early years before he got shot.
It's sad when he died he died broke.

 

Did dudx even hear what pac was on about?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

My daughter came to my room and said she heard an accident.  I just heard a loud boom and thought it was thunder.  We walked outside and saw the neighbors mailbox in our yard, and our mailbox was missing.  Looked across the road and saw a truck had wrecked.

My daughter handed me her phone and I called 911.

I told my daughter to go back inside.  While she walked back inside, a person got out of the truck and started walking towards me.  I had my handgun in my hand and the flashlight in the right hand.  The person started walking towards me.  I put the light on him and told him to stop and put his hands up.  He put his hands up but continued walking towards me.  He lowered his hands and put them in his coat pocket.  I pointed my gun at him and told him again to stop and keep h is hands up.  He was in the center of the road at that point.  I didn't want him coming towards me and I didn't want him to get hit by a car, so I told  him to walk backwards and keep his hands up.  When he got out of the road I told him to get on the ground.  He didn't  He turned around and started going to his truck.  The officers showed up at that point.  Officer told me to put my gun down. I complied.  After they secured the person they talked to me and got my information.   I'll pace it off in the morning when it's daylight, but it looks like the guy ran off the road about 100 yards from my house.

They worked the scene and the person was taken away in a patrol car.

My neighbors mailbox and pole it was on was about 40 yards from where it was supposed to be.  Mine was 52 yards away from where it was!  He also took out a power pole, and a brick wall.  Guy looked ok physically, no noticeable injuries so that's good.  Officers smelled alcohol, and charged him with DUI.  These were officers in the same department I worked for, but weren't here when I was with the department.  Never met them before, and they didn't know I was a cop, retired now.  Glad the guy who pointed his gun at me and told me to drop mine didn't shoot me first, ask later.  That was pretty intense.

OPs username is Fear.  Add in the fact he was a cop and it really starts to paint a picture.

I'm glad  you're  retired, since you're a danger to those around you.

Enjoy your pension, pig.     And  stop pulling your gun on people at the first sign of trouble.

But then he wouldn't have been able to show everyone how cool he looks with his gun drawn.

OP, please write "I am a bad person and should not be armed" on one of your notes.

It could be a bait thread for NaziGAF...

I'm honestly leaning towards something along these lines. It's almost too obvious.

I'll bet it felt good as fuck to be back in the saddle for a minute, controlling people with your metal pee pee just like the old days.

You should have just shot him. You’ve already killed him and the rest of the planet by having a child.

Op is insane and deserves everyone ripping on him.

(Image removed from quote.)

So, a little back story for those that don't know already. In 2012, I was hit by a car while on duty. I had a severe traumatic brain injury and I no longer have the ability to convert short term memory to long term memory. "50 first dates" is real, and that's exactly how I have to deal with every single day.

[james]

I'm still trying to understand this sentence

Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

[Straight Edge]

The age of consent is mostly 16 (or lower) the world over. Cancel planet earth, cowards.

[Coffee Dog]

My daughter came to my room and said she heard an accident.  I just heard a loud boom and thought it was thunder.  We walked outside and saw the neighbors mailbox in our yard, and our mailbox was missing.  Looked across the road and saw a truck had wrecked.

My daughter handed me her phone and I called 911.

I told my daughter to go back inside.  While she walked back inside, a person got out of the truck and started walking towards me.  I had my handgun in my hand and the flashlight in the right hand.  The person started walking towards me.  I put the light on him and told him to stop and put his hands up.  He put his hands up but continued walking towards me.  He lowered his hands and put them in his coat pocket.  I pointed my gun at him and told him again to stop and keep h is hands up.  He was in the center of the road at that point.  I didn't want him coming towards me and I didn't want him to get hit by a car, so I told  him to walk backwards and keep his hands up.  When he got out of the road I told him to get on the ground.  He didn't  He turned around and started going to his truck.  The officers showed up at that point.  Officer told me to put my gun down. I complied.  After they secured the person they talked to me and got my information.   I'll pace it off in the morning when it's daylight, but it looks like the guy ran off the road about 100 yards from my house.

They worked the scene and the person was taken away in a patrol car.

My neighbors mailbox and pole it was on was about 40 yards from where it was supposed to be.  Mine was 52 yards away from where it was!  He also took out a power pole, and a brick wall.  Guy looked ok physically, no noticeable injuries so that's good.  Officers smelled alcohol, and charged him with DUI.  These were officers in the same department I worked for, but weren't here when I was with the department.  Never met them before, and they didn't know I was a cop, retired now.  Glad the guy who pointed his gun at me and told me to drop mine didn't shoot me first, ask later.  That was pretty intense.

OPs username is Fear.  Add in the fact he was a cop and it really starts to paint a picture.

I'm glad  you're  retired, since you're a danger to those around you.

Enjoy your pension, pig.     And  stop pulling your gun on people at the first sign of trouble.

But then he wouldn't have been able to show everyone how cool he looks with his gun drawn.

OP, please write "I am a bad person and should not be armed" on one of your notes.

It could be a bait thread for NaziGAF...

I'm honestly leaning towards something along these lines. It's almost too obvious.

I'll bet it felt good as fuck to be back in the saddle for a minute, controlling people with your metal pee pee just like the old days.

You should have just shot him. You’ve already killed him and the rest of the planet by having a child.

Op is insane and deserves everyone ripping on him.

(Image removed from quote.)

So, a little back story for those that don't know already. In 2012, I was hit by a car while on duty. I had a severe traumatic brain injury and I no longer have the ability to convert short term memory to long term memory. "50 first dates" is real, and that's exactly how I have to deal with every single day.

So his response to everyone claiming that he's not fit to own a weapon is "don't worry everyone, I'm an amnesiac!"

[james]

Good morning, James. The age of consent in Indonesia is 16 so he's saying he won't be able to help himself to all the legal teen pussy.

If they're legal is it a problem?

Top of page legal teens

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[Straight Edge]

Resetera has long maintained that "18 = adult" is an objective universal truth regardless of culture, country, or time period.

[Leadbelly]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tupac-on-trump-greed-and-income-inequality.152107/

How come no one has posted "reminder, Tupac was convicted of sexual assault" yet?

I like the way people in that thread are turning him into an image of themselves. His views were probably not unlike theirs. This is easy to do when the person is dead. You can just assume a whole bunch of shit. Like one guy said he would probably have been the leader of BLM if he was still around. lol

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So his response to everyone claiming that he's not fit to own a weapon is "don't worry everyone, I'm an amnesiac!"

[HaughtyFrank]

My daughter came to my room and said she heard an accident.  I just heard a loud boom and thought it was thunder.  We walked outside and saw the neighbors mailbox in our yard, and our mailbox was missing.  Looked across the road and saw a truck had wrecked.

My daughter handed me her phone and I called 911.

I told my daughter to go back inside.  While she walked back inside, a person got out of the truck and started walking towards me.  I had my handgun in my hand and the flashlight in the right hand.  The person started walking towards me.  I put the light on him and told him to stop and put his hands up.  He put his hands up but continued walking towards me.  He lowered his hands and put them in his coat pocket.  I pointed my gun at him and told him again to stop and keep h is hands up.  He was in the center of the road at that point.  I didn't want him coming towards me and I didn't want him to get hit by a car, so I told  him to walk backwards and keep his hands up.  When he got out of the road I told him to get on the ground.  He didn't  He turned around and started going to his truck.  The officers showed up at that point.  Officer told me to put my gun down. I complied.  After they secured the person they talked to me and got my information.   I'll pace it off in the morning when it's daylight, but it looks like the guy ran off the road about 100 yards from my house.

They worked the scene and the person was taken away in a patrol car.

My neighbors mailbox and pole it was on was about 40 yards from where it was supposed to be.  Mine was 52 yards away from where it was!  He also took out a power pole, and a brick wall.  Guy looked ok physically, no noticeable injuries so that's good.  Officers smelled alcohol, and charged him with DUI.  These were officers in the same department I worked for, but weren't here when I was with the department.  Never met them before, and they didn't know I was a cop, retired now.  Glad the guy who pointed his gun at me and told me to drop mine didn't shoot me first, ask later.  That was pretty intense.

OPs username is Fear.  Add in the fact he was a cop and it really starts to paint a picture.

I'm glad  you're  retired, since you're a danger to those around you.

Enjoy your pension, pig.     And  stop pulling your gun on people at the first sign of trouble.

But then he wouldn't have been able to show everyone how cool he looks with his gun drawn.

OP, please write "I am a bad person and should not be armed" on one of your notes.

It could be a bait thread for NaziGAF...

I'm honestly leaning towards something along these lines. It's almost too obvious.

I'll bet it felt good as fuck to be back in the saddle for a minute, controlling people with your metal pee pee just like the old days.

You should have just shot him. You’ve already killed him and the rest of the planet by having a child.

Op is insane and deserves everyone ripping on him.

(Image removed from quote.)

So, a little back story for those that don't know already. In 2012, I was hit by a car while on duty. I had a severe traumatic brain injury and I no longer have the ability to convert short term memory to long term memory. "50 first dates" is real, and that's exactly how I have to deal with every single day.

So his response to everyone claiming that he's not fit to own a weapon is "don't worry everyone, I'm an amnesiac!"

Later in the thread he says that he talked it over with his family and decided to give the gun to his brother.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Resetera has long maintained that "18 = adult" is an objective universal truth regardless of culture, country, or time period.

maintaining things as objective truths that clearly aren't is one of ressetterradotcoms favorite pastimes

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I'd really like to know what, if anything, people liked about TLJ. At times, it feels not as though they like the movie, but that they detest the detractors so much, that they'll go completely in the other direction just as a "Fuck you" to those guys.

 

pretty strong hypothesis that explains shit like this:

As long as I get Rian's Trilogy, I am on board.

If they find a way to fuck him out of his trilogy, just throw SW away for good.

[jorma]

Resetera has long maintained that "18 = adult" is an objective universal truth regardless of culture, country, or time period.

In their defense, it totally makes sense for the ree millenials since they aren't yet adults at 30.

[ZombieSupaStar]

Im more amused that guy must have written down somewhere "Dont Post on Gaf now, post on Resetera".

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Im more amused that guy must have written down somewhere "Dont Post on Gaf now, post on Resetera".

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-can-you-let-some-characters-go-in-smash.152192/

I feel Kratos and other characters would fit in Smash and it could be interesting. Add Ratchet and Clank, Nathan Drake, too.It is just characters so it wouldn't hurt the sales of those series and if anything it would give them even more exposure.

[Tripon]

 

[bork]

So his response to everyone claiming that he's not fit to own a weapon is "don't worry everyone, I'm an amnesiac!"

Yeah I don't get it- if he really does have this kind of condition ("organic amnesia," which is apparently extremely rare), how would he even know about posting on Resetera, what he's posted about, what video games he's played that he's been talking about on there and the progress he's made etc.?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Maybe he knows Adam Sandler.

[Tasty]

Maybe he knows Adam Sandler.

A fate worse than death.

[thisismyusername]

Riot-ass, it's Sunday, you can't complain about this being  on a Sunday.

Just shitpost more to get it to the next page.

For B/Pork: https://twitter.com/LetItMelo/status/1193357135058481152

[skullstorm]

Ha ha what a bullshit response considering every where else in the world deals with drunkards all the time without pulling a gun. Fuckkkkk off.
Also. ACAB

Normal people created people like the op, fuck ‘normal’ people.

 

[bork]

I know it's supposed to be Sakurai, but that image is missing something to make it perfect:

[Joe Molotov]

tfw 50 First Dates is the last movie you can remember

[Transhuman]

Imagine how he feels when he logs into gaf every morning 

[Ghoul]

I mean fuck it, act like an asshole and get all your family to leave and then in 50 days forget you ever had one.

He’d make a better cop now, could shoot people and forget about their dying screams.

Call him robo cuck

[skullstorm]

Lol at that thread, first a massive dogpile, then he explains his situation and for a couple pages people are like "good thing you got rid of the gun" and being understanding and then a full-on dogpile again and thread closed 

I think the guy might need a new reminder note about posting on Era...

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I mean fuck it, act like an asshole and get all your family to leave and then in 50 days forget you ever had one.

He’d make a better cop now, could shoot people and forget about their dying screams.

Call him robo giant dad

Thats not...