Author Topic: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2 (Read 95075 times)

Momo · « **on:** March 13, 2019, 04:37:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/ibjade/status/1105602638517669889

Anyone excited for this thing not named Andy?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2019, 04:48:06 PM »

Buy Jade's ~~game~~ console.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2019, 04:55:28 PM »

probably some streaming or vr thing

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2019, 04:56:23 PM »

This is vague and I am suitably excited for it

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2019, 05:04:03 PM »

Cant wait for in game cutscenes to be book-ended by ads for shampoo and condoms

Nintex · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2019, 08:08:24 PM »

A smart hire. These things usually fall apart because there is no one to 'lead' like Amazon's gaming shenigans.
You can buy engines, studios whatever. Wiithout someone with a clear vision it won't go anywhere.
Jade is legit skilled and talented she can really shake this industry up.

nachobro · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2019, 08:11:17 PM »

wasn't the big test game for google's stream tech an assassin's creed title?

ubiconsole confirmed, beyond good and evil 2 exclusive launch title

kingv · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2019, 02:28:08 AM »

Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.

kingv · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2019, 02:37:04 AM »

She also posts on the bire.

Have you ever heard of shosta?

Potato · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2019, 03:00:03 AM »

So, considering that this is Google, it's likely to be a st(r)eaming box that is designed to be an advertising portal first and a media service second with games just being the Trojan horse that will attract the early adopters.

It's also unlikely to launch simultaneously worldwide and will probably have a subscription service as its game delivery method rather than buying games individually. It will definitely be US-centric with huge features removed for other regions.

They are also likely to abandon it after 18 months and quietly cancel it after 24 months like all their other experiments.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2019, 06:49:11 AM »

Quote from: Potato on March 14, 2019, 03:00:03 AM

So, considering that this is Google, it's likely to be a st(r)eaming box that is designed to be an advertising portal first and a media service second with games just being the Trojan horse that will attract the early adopters.

It's also unlikely to launch simultaneously worldwide and will probably have a subscription service as its game delivery method rather than buying games individually. It will definitely be US-centric with huge features removed for other regions.

They are also likely to abandon it after 18 months and quietly cancel it after 24 months like all their other experiments.

Who says it will be a box? Just an app.

Stream to phone, cast to telly, bluetooth controllers

Works on chromebooks too.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2019, 06:56:56 AM »

They're gonna have a hard time putting the foot in the door of a market that was taken by storm by Valve Steamboxes.

kingv · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2019, 09:09:22 AM »

Quote from: Borys on March 14, 2019, 05:21:57 AM

Quote from: kingv on March 14, 2019, 02:37:04 AM
She also posts on the bire.

Have you ever heard of shosta?

I mean I do not think she is crying in the nights about her career path tbh.

Oh, for sure.

Just... “from the mind of the original Assassin’s Creed!” Is not something that gets me excited.

Of course, I think the only Ubi game I have played in the last 5 years is Mario vs Rabbids. I think most UbiSoft games are aggressively mediocre, so the inventor of the most pared down version of the modern ubi formula is like the worst possible person to head games development to me. But I know others feel differently.

That said I did like Splinter Cell Blacklist. I think she was still at Ubisoft Toronto when that came out.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM »

Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2019, 09:38:01 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM

Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

Ouya

headwalk · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2019, 01:23:44 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM

Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

the nintendo switch.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2019, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2019, 09:38:01 AM

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

Ouya

The GOAT.

Nintex · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2019, 02:52:08 PM »

Quote from: kingv on March 14, 2019, 02:28:08 AM

Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.

The higher you go up the ladder the less you are actually involved with shipping and producing games.
She spend a lot of time building the teams at Ubisoft which is why Google was probably interested in hiring her.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2019, 04:17:02 PM »

How many will Fandrex buy???

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2019, 04:39:42 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on March 14, 2019, 01:23:44 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

the nintendo switch.

Andy-kun, annihilated.

kingv · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2019, 05:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 14, 2019, 02:52:08 PM

Quote from: kingv on March 14, 2019, 02:28:08 AM
Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.
The higher you go up the ladder the less you are actually involved with shipping and producing games.
She spend a lot of time building the teams at Ubisoft which is why Google was probably interested in hiring her.

Doesn’t that make it worse? She spent like the last 5 years building the team that created EA Star Wars games.

Nintex · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:05:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/johnvoorhees/status/1107682797664133120

hardware display

https://twitter.com/tweeting_keith/status/1107690088853659651
dreamcast reference

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:20:27 PM »

Grandma Nuff can't wait to stream Shadow of the Tomb Raider on her Chromecast

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is a lie, Grandma Nuff jammed out last Tuesday at age 100

[close]

Momo · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2019, 02:25:10 PM »

Can't wait to be underwhelmed tomorrow

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2019, 05:33:48 PM »

I just hope it brings Tasty back

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2019, 07:28:41 PM »

Shenmue 4, Google Dreamcast 2 exclusive.

team filler · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2019, 07:39:01 PM »

9/9/19?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2019, 08:45:47 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 18, 2019, 07:39:01 PM

9/9/19?

Is U2K Tha Greate$t involved?

kingv · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2019, 08:51:04 PM »

Where did tasty go?!

remy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:18:10 PM »

Google dreamcast 2

Shenmue 4, Soul Calibur 7, Sonic Adventure 3, PSO3, Crazy Taxi 4, Powerstone 3 launch.

Skies of Arcadia 4 before 2020

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:37:12 PM »

At the end of the day I don't want any new stupid fucking boxes to sit under my TV, there's enough garbage under there as it is

God I'm so old and cranky these days

edit: Where the fuck IS Andy-kun anyway

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:48:45 PM »

Tasty takes regular Bore breaks. Will be back eventually. Probably.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2019, 09:51:06 PM »

Yeah, he’ll pop up again

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:09:34 PM »

Chu Chu Rocket 2 plz

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:17:01 PM »

Maken x²
Illbleed 2
Jet Set Radio III
Virtua Fighter 6
Virtua Fighter RPG
Scud Race MaXxXimum Rev

That ought to do it thx

Don Rumata · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:20:13 PM »

Jet Set Radio Past.

team filler · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:21:07 PM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:26:05 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 18, 2019, 10:21:07 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Pour one out for Nishigaki-san. He directed Blue Stinger and Illbleed and died back in 2004

remy · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:47:33 PM »

I feel like blue stinger was pretty cool for what it was

team filler · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:57:19 PM »

it was a great rental at hollywood video

thisismyusername · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2019, 11:46:05 PM »

Virtua Fighter 6 being exclusive to this would be hilarious.

ThatOneFightingGameCommunitiesPicture.jpg

Momo · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:00:11 AM »

streamers

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:15:02 AM »

Quote from: Borys on March 19, 2019, 12:01:08 AM

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Stream sniping as a feature.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2019, 09:22:12 AM »

Good luck with that.

headwalk · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2019, 09:32:04 AM »

is it just part of the aging process that everything new and exciting sounds like a horrible nightmare?

Momo · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2019, 12:58:12 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 19, 2019, 12:01:08 AM

*waits for streamer to beat game, buys game*

Momo · « **Reply #47 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:00:33 PM »

Prediction:

- Bunch of shit no one asked for.

nachobro · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:00:55 PM »

Prediction:

This stops being promoted within a year and is completely shut down within two

Momo · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:02:08 PM »

That guitar riff on google's stream sounds a lot like foo fighters' my hero, I hope they copyright claim

Momo · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:04:00 PM »

Darth sindar takes the stage

Momo · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:05:08 PM »

'googlers'

Momo · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on March 19, 2019, 01:06:18 PM

Great, bots for Starcraft.

They will quickly respec them as election bots

Momo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:08:59 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:10:10 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 19, 2019, 01:09:07 PM

RIP Africa

They have a DC within 5 miles of me

Momo · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:12:47 PM »

S T R E A M E R G A R B A G E

Momo · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:13:54 PM »

P H I L H A R R A S M E N T

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:14:59 PM »

man, I hate streaming

tiesto · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:15:15 PM »

Reminds me of "Playdia", that failed Bandai educational console.

Momo · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2019, 01:15:40 PM »

lol did this fucker just talk about the foundations of the open internet? you work for GOOGLE you ratfuck

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Author Topic: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2 (Read 95075 times)